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Tony's spurtal!

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Nick - 16 Jun 2009 15:01 GMT
Tony got his spurtal out on Corrie yesterday and showed it to Maria -
she was *ever* so interested!

You can use it for stirring your porridge.

Nick from England
John Dean - 16 Jun 2009 15:03 GMT
> Tony got his spurtal out on Corrie yesterday and showed it to Maria -
> she was *ever* so interested!

Once he told her it tasted salty she was away

> You can use it for stirring your porridge.

It's 'spurtle' or possibly 'spirtle'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spurtle

And it's for *making* porridge, not dicking around with it while you're
eating it.

And here's the Golden Spurtle (not to be confused with the golden rivet):

http://www.goldenspurtle.com/
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Waldo Centini - 16 Jun 2009 19:30 GMT
Op Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:03:01 +0100  John Dean illuminated the masses with
this:

> It's 'spurtle' or possibly 'spirtle'

Not a Spurt-All? Or a Spurts-R-Us?

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Mike Mooney - 19 Jun 2009 15:06 GMT
> And here's the Golden Spurtle (not to be confused with the golden rivet):

"Addy's Speciality 2008 recipe: Marzipan porridge with Glenfiddich
whisky ice cream and vanilla marinated stewed apple".

That sounds fantastic; I want some.

Mike M
Ophelia - 19 Jun 2009 16:17 GMT
>> And here's the Golden Spurtle (not to be confused with the golden
>> rivet):
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>
> That sounds fantastic; I want some.

I haven't heard of that but you may like Cranachan:)

Cranachan

Ingredients:
3 oz (half cup) pinhead or coarse oatmeal
Half pint double cream
1 tablespoon Drambuie (optional)
Method:
Toast the oatmeal in a frying pan on a high heat until lightly brown. Whisk
the cream into a soft consistency and mix in the oatmeal and Drambuie
(alternatively, use a few drops vanilla essence or other flavouring of your
choice). Serve in tall glasses. A popular variation is to mix in 6oz (one
and a half cups) of fresh raspberries. Or use vanilla ice cream instead of
cream.
Nick - 22 Jun 2009 11:17 GMT
> > Tony got his spurtal out on Corrie yesterday and showed it to Maria -
> > she was *ever* so interested!
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> http://www.goldenspurtle.com/
> --
~
http://spoonmaker.synthasite.com/spurtals.php

Thanks, John - here's my reference.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/spurtle

I wonder how Americans pronounce it? :-D

<I'm sure I posted the spurtal link before - it's a Toyah>

Nick from England
John Dean - 22 Jun 2009 13:56 GMT
>>> Tony got his spurtal out on Corrie yesterday and showed it to Maria
>>> - she was *ever* so interested!
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
>
> I wonder how Americans pronounce it? :-D

You see that little red icon that looks like a speaker? Click that and see
if the lady's voice turns you on.
If you're a member of your county library you can have free access to the
OED and get stuff from the horse's mouth:

http://dictionary.oed.com/cgi/lclogin

They even give you little quotes like:

"1776 'Our Goodman' Ibid. 173 Muckle hae I seen; But siller-handed spurtles
Saw I never nane."

Which I bet Tony will be pinching any day the noo.
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Ophelia - 22 Jun 2009 14:14 GMT
> "1776 'Our Goodman' Ibid. 173 Muckle hae I seen; But siller-handed
> spurtles Saw I never nane."
>
> Which I bet Tony will be pinching any day the noo.

Without doubt.  What I have been wondering was, did Tony move in lock stock
and barrel???  I saw no other evidence of that except for his clothes.  From
whence did that spurtle come?  Perhaps he carries it around in his brief
case!
Enzo Matrix - 22 Jun 2009 18:44 GMT
>> "1776 'Our Goodman' Ibid. 173 Muckle hae I seen; But siller-handed
>> spurtles Saw I never nane."
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Without doubt.  What I have been wondering was, did Tony move in lock
> stock and barrel???  

Don't tell me he has a musket as well....!

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Ophelia - 22 Jun 2009 18:46 GMT
>>> "1776 'Our Goodman' Ibid. 173 Muckle hae I seen; But siller-handed
>>> spurtles Saw I never nane."
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Don't tell me he has a musket as well....!

How very dare you!  It snot nice to ask personal questions!
Waldo Centini - 22 Jun 2009 19:04 GMT
Op Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:44:02 +0100  Enzo Matrix illuminated the masses with
this:

>> Without doubt.  What I have been wondering was, did Tony move in lock
>> stock and barrel???  
>
> Don't tell me he has a musket as well....!

And a squirrel to stir the peasoup as well!

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Ophelia - 22 Jun 2009 19:33 GMT
> Op Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:44:02 +0100  Enzo Matrix illuminated the
> masses with this:
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>
> And a squirrel to stir the peasoup as well!

hehehe
MartinS - 22 Jun 2009 20:36 GMT
>> "1776 'Our Goodman' Ibid. 173 Muckle hae I seen; But siller-handed
>> spurtles Saw I never nane."
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> clothes.  From whence did that spurtle come?  Perhaps he carries it
> around in his brief case!

Maria asked him, "Does your spurtle go everywhere with you?"

Tony replied, "Aye, along with ma bagpipes, ma haggis, ma sporran and ma
kilt." Then he said, "I have to go to work. If you need anything, call for
the Mad Scotsman."

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Ophelia - 22 Jun 2009 20:40 GMT
>>> "1776 'Our Goodman' Ibid. 173 Muckle hae I seen; But siller-handed
>>> spurtles Saw I never nane."
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> ma kilt." Then he said, "I have to go to work. If you need anything,
> call for the Mad Scotsman."

Ok.. so he has his sporran, his haggis and his bagpipes in his briefcase too
then???

Pah! This is NOT working!!!
Waldo Centini - 22 Jun 2009 21:01 GMT
Op Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:40:38 +0100  Ophelia illuminated the masses with
this:

>> Maria asked him, "Does your spurtle go everywhere with you?"
>>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Ok.. so he has his sporran, his haggis and his bagpipes in his briefcase too
> then???

Well, p'raps he's got a very big briefcase!

I have bought a briefcase that could fit a laptop and a small printer for
when I need to travel for my job. Then I found a job that didn't have any
travel.

I could easily fit a spurdle, a girdle, a squirel and a nerdle in it. And a
sporran, a kilt, a bagpipe, two hagisses. And still have room to put Tony
in it too. And Maria. Plus baybeh.

So there!

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MartinS - 22 Jun 2009 21:13 GMT
> Ophelia illuminated the masses with this:
>
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>
> So there!

And if you wore the kilt, you wouldn't need any briefs!

BTW I have read reports that Samia Smith (Maria) is pregnant in real
life. I don't know how far along she is, but it will look odd if Maria
still has a bump after delivering her baby. But then, we had a pregnant
transsexual Haley Cropper!

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Enzo Matrix - 22 Jun 2009 21:32 GMT
> Op Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:40:38 +0100  Ophelia illuminated the masses
> with this:
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> And a sporran, a kilt, a bagpipe, two hagisses. And still have room
> to put Tony in it too. And Maria. Plus baybeh.

And the rubber button?

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GordonD - 22 Jun 2009 21:46 GMT
>> Op Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:40:38 +0100  Ophelia illuminated the masses
>> with this:
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>
> And the rubber button?

You are Prince George AICMFP.
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Enzo Matrix - 23 Jun 2009 05:39 GMT
>>> Op Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:40:38 +0100  Ophelia illuminated the masses
>>> with this:
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
>
> You are Prince George AICMFP.

LOL   Gordon *always* gets my references...

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foamie - 23 Jun 2009 07:19 GMT
> >> And the rubber button?
>
> > You are Prince George AICMFP.
>
> LOL   Gordon *always* gets my references...

Luck.  Luck, luck, luck.  Luck.

FC
GordonD - 24 Jun 2009 21:32 GMT
>>>> Op Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:40:38 +0100  Ophelia illuminated the masses
>>>> with this:
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
>
> LOL   Gordon *always* gets my references...

Except that time you said "I'll meet you in the bar!"...
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John Dean - 23 Jun 2009 13:35 GMT
>>> Op Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:40:38 +0100  Ophelia illuminated the masses
>>> with this:
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
>
> You are Prince George AICMFP.

You are Prince Albert and I want my watch chain back
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Ophelia - 22 Jun 2009 21:34 GMT
> Op Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:40:38 +0100  Ophelia illuminated the masses
> with this:
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>
> So there!

Waldo?  Why has  your nose got pointy and very
lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg?
Waldo Centini - 22 Jun 2009 22:26 GMT
Op Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:34:13 +0100  Ophelia illuminated the masses with
this:

>> So there!
>
> Waldo?  Why has  your nose got pointy and very
> lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg?

It hasn'ngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggt.

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Marshall Price - 27 Jun 2009 04:09 GMT
>> "1776 'Our Goodman' Ibid. 173 Muckle hae I seen; But siller-handed
>> spurtles Saw I never nane."
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> whence did that spurtle come?  Perhaps he carries it around in his brief
> case!

  Stirring oatmeal makes it more stringy, doesn't it?

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Ophelia - 27 Jun 2009 10:17 GMT
>>> "1776 'Our Goodman' Ibid. 173 Muckle hae I seen; But siller-handed
>>> spurtles Saw I never nane."
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>> around in his brief case!
>   Stirring oatmeal makes it more stringy, doesn't it?

glutinous I would have said.
Waldo Centini - 27 Jun 2009 12:09 GMT
Op Sat, 27 Jun 2009 10:17:56 +0100  Ophelia illuminated the masses with
this:

>>   Stirring oatmeal makes it more stringy, doesn't it?
>
> glutinous I would have said.

Gluttonous?

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John Dean - 27 Jun 2009 13:14 GMT
> Op Sat, 27 Jun 2009 10:17:56 +0100  Ophelia illuminated the masses
> with this:
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>
> Gluttonous?

It has a bit of a bum taste - glutinous maximus
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Norman Weaver - 27 Jun 2009 21:42 GMT
>>>> "1776 'Our Goodman' Ibid. 173 Muckle hae I seen; But siller-handed
>>>> spurtles Saw I never nane."
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> glutinous I would have said.

Wot? Like bum cheeks?

Norm
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Ophelia - 28 Jun 2009 08:32 GMT
>>>>> "1776 'Our Goodman' Ibid. 173 Muckle hae I seen; But siller-handed
>>>>> spurtles Saw I never nane."
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> Wot? Like bum cheeks?

LOL be'ave yerself!!!
Marshall Price - 29 Jun 2009 20:32 GMT
>>>> "1776 'Our Goodman' Ibid. 173 Muckle hae I seen; But siller-handed
>>>> spurtles Saw I never nane."
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> glutinous I would have said.

  I'll have mine glutinous maximus, please.

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Waldo Centini - 29 Jun 2009 21:49 GMT
Op Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:32:49 -0400  Marshall Price illuminated the masses
with this:

>    I'll have mine glutinous maximus, please.

NANGed by John Dean....

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Ian Jackson - 22 Jun 2009 15:56 GMT
>> ~
>> http://spoonmaker.synthasite.com/spurtals.php
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>You see that little red icon that looks like a speaker? Click that and see
>if the lady's voice turns you on.

Strangely, in AmE, "spurtle"  rhymes with "fertile"!

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GordonD - 22 Jun 2009 18:53 GMT
>>> ~
>>> http://spoonmaker.synthasite.com/spurtals.php
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>>
> Strangely, in AmE, "spurtle"  rhymes with "fertile"!

And 'futile' rhymes with 'Bootle'.
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Marshall Price - 27 Jun 2009 04:13 GMT
>>>> ~
>>>> http://spoonmaker.synthasite.com/spurtals.php
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> And 'futile' rhymes with 'Bootle'.

  But "tootle" is unknown.

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MartinS - 27 Jun 2009 04:42 GMT
>> "Ian Jackson" <ianREMOVETHISjackson@g3ohx.demon.co.uk> wrote...
>>> John Dean <john-dean@fraglineone.net> writes
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
>    But "tootle" is unknown.

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language says:

 too·tle
 1. To toot softly and repeatedly, as on a flute.
 2. Informal To walk or drive in a leisurely manner; amble.

Also in AmE:

Mirror rhymes with fear.

Squirrel rhymes with girl.

Albatross rhymes with sauce.

Ball rhymes with doll.

Buoy rhymes with phooey.

The second month of the year is Febuary.

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GordonD - 27 Jun 2009 10:43 GMT
>>> "Ian Jackson" <ianREMOVETHISjackson@g3ohx.demon.co.uk> wrote...
>>>> John Dean <john-dean@fraglineone.net> writes
[quoted text clipped - 25 lines]
>
> Mirror rhymes with fear.

Every time somebody refers to a meer on the wall I expect to see a little
model of a space station hanging there.

> Ball rhymes with doll.

Well, it does!

> Buoy rhymes with phooey.
>
> The second month of the year is Febuary.

Remember Bush going on about nucyular power?
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Bill McCray - 27 Jun 2009 15:19 GMT
> Remember Bush going on about nucyular power?

Possibly influenced by Jimmy Carter.

Bill in Kentucky

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Pat Durkin - 27 Jun 2009 16:43 GMT
>> Remember Bush going on about nucyular power?
>
> Possibly influenced by Jimmy Carter.

I always heard Carter saying something like "Nu-kee-ah" in 3 syllables.
But he had a military background, so who really can explain "in"
language.
Marshall Price - 29 Jun 2009 20:50 GMT
>> Remember Bush going on about nucyular power?
>
> Possibly influenced by Jimmy Carter.

  No way.  Carter was a nuclear physicist.  Nixon was mispronouncing
nuclear long before anybody heard of Carter.

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MartinS - 27 Jun 2009 18:53 GMT
> "MartinS" <me@my.place> wrote...
>
>> Ball rhymes with doll.
>
> Well, it does!

In Scotland. Remember Chic Murray, "the tall droll with the small doll"?

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John Dean - 27 Jun 2009 23:04 GMT
>> "MartinS" <me@my.place> wrote...
>>
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> In Scotland. Remember Chic Murray, "the tall droll with the small
> doll"?

Chic Murray and Maisie.
But I preferred him on his own.

"I got up this morning. I like to get up in the morning; it gives me the
rest of the day to myself. I crossed the landing and went down stairs. Mind
you, if there had been no stairs, I wouldn't even have attempted it."
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Marshall Price - 29 Jun 2009 20:52 GMT
>>> "MartinS" <me@my.place> wrote...
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> rest of the day to myself. I crossed the landing and went down stairs. Mind
> you, if there had been no stairs, I wouldn't even have attempted it."

  My English English teacher (once Alfred Hitchcock's partner) called
that an Irish bull.  He gave the example, "Don't come down the ladder,
because it isn't there!"

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John Dean - 29 Jun 2009 23:39 GMT
>>>> "MartinS" <me@my.place> wrote...
>>>>
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> that an Irish bull.  He gave the example, "Don't come down the ladder,
> because it isn't there!"

To which the traditional reply is "But I'm already half-way down".
Then, of course, there's the man who was half way down and met the bloody
barrel coming up ...
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MartinS - 29 Jun 2009 23:54 GMT
>>>>> "MartinS" <me@my.place> wrote...
>>>>>
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> Then, of course, there's the man who was half way down and met the
> bloody barrel coming up ...

Hoffnung!

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John Dean - 30 Jun 2009 16:58 GMT
>>>>>> "MartinS" <me@my.place> wrote...
>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>
> Hoffnung!

He would never stoop to swearing.
His version is at http://monologues.co.uk/004/Bricklayers_Story.htm and is a
model of restrained language. And v. funny, of course.
Also entertaining is the song that many thought was derived from it.
http://www.songsforteaching.com/paddysicknote.htm

However, Hoffnung got a rap over the knuckles for letting it be assumed the
story was all his own work when, in fact, it was a great deal older:
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/bricks.asp

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MartinS - 01 Jul 2009 01:52 GMT
>>> Then, of course, there's the man who was half way down and met the
>>> bloody barrel coming up ...
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> assumed the story was all his own work when, in fact, it was a great
> deal older: http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/bricks.asp

Yes, but no one could tell it quite like Hoffnung.

His replies from Tyrolean hoteliers to a request for a room weren't
exactly original, either.

I have an LP of the Hoffnung Music Festival concert recorded at the Royal
Festival Hall in 1956.

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Marshall Price - 29 Jun 2009 20:48 GMT
>>>> "Ian Jackson" <ianREMOVETHISjackson@g3ohx.demon.co.uk> wrote...
>>>>> John Dean <john-dean@fraglineone.net> writes
[quoted text clipped - 28 lines]
>
> Well, it does!

  Huh?  I don't get it.  Doesn't ball rhyme with tall, call, fall,
moll, Saul, and pawl?  Doesn't doll rhyme with Sol and the first
syllables of "holiday," "jolly," and "rollicking"?

  I think of the first sound as "aw" and the second as "ah".

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Marshall Price - 29 Jun 2009 20:42 GMT
>>> "Ian Jackson" <ianREMOVETHISjackson@g3ohx.demon.co.uk> wrote...
>>>> John Dean <john-dean@fraglineone.net> writes
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
>
> Mirror rhymes with fear.

  No way.

> Squirrel rhymes with girl.

  Uh-uh.  It's got two syllables.

> Albatross rhymes with sauce.

  And with cross, toss, loss, moss, floss, etc.  Why shouldn't it?

> Ball rhymes with doll.

  Ick!  That's a regional pronunciation of "doll", isn't it?

> Buoy rhymes with phooey.

  That's from my original region, Long Island, but I've learned to
avoid it.  It never made sense to me, since we pronounced "lifebuoy"
normally.

> The second month of the year is Febuary.

  That's disgusting, but pretty common, I admit.  They substitute a
y-sound for the r after the b.  ("Febyuary")

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Waldo Centini - 29 Jun 2009 21:51 GMT
Op Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:42:17 -0400  Marshall Price illuminated the masses
with this:

>    Uh-uh.  It's got two syllables.

Lots of girl also only have two syllables. Particularly the blonde ones.

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PeterC - 29 Jun 2009 19:44 GMT
>>>>> ~
>>>>> http://spoonmaker.synthasite.com/spurtals.php
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>
>   But "tootle" is unknown.

and with cootie :)
MartinS - 22 Jun 2009 20:22 GMT
> John Dean <john-dean@fraglineone.net> writes
>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>>
> Strangely, in AmE, "spurtle"  rhymes with "fertile"!

And "albatross" rhymes with "sauce", according to a recent episode of
Jeopardy.

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Katherine - 02 Jul 2009 13:07 GMT
> And "albatross" rhymes with "sauce", according to a recent episode of
> Jeopardy.

How do YOU pronounce "albatross", then?

TTFN
Katherine
GordonD - 02 Jul 2009 15:25 GMT
> > And "albatross" rhymes with "sauce", according to a recent episode of
> > Jeopardy.
>
> How do YOU pronounce "albatross", then?

Depends what flavour it is.
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Ophelia - 02 Jul 2009 18:24 GMT
> "Katherine" <kburgess@crrstv.net> wrote in message
> news:1c478b9c-af6a-48ce-b4f2-
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>
> Depends what flavour it is.

Hahahahaha
Enzo Matrix - 02 Jul 2009 19:13 GMT
>>> And "albatross" rhymes with "sauce", according to a recent episode
>>> of Jeopardy.
>>
>> How do YOU pronounce "albatross", then?
>
> Depends what flavour it is.

<sigh>

NANG!

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GordonD - 02 Jul 2009 20:10 GMT
>>>> And "albatross" rhymes with "sauce", according to a recent episode
>>>> of Jeopardy.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> NANG!

Come on, Enzo, did you really think I'd let that one go by?
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Enzo Matrix - 02 Jul 2009 21:04 GMT
>>>>> And "albatross" rhymes with "sauce", according to a recent episode
>>>>> of Jeopardy.
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>
> Come on, Enzo, did you really think I'd let that one go by?

No.  But then I couldn't, either.  :-D

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Enzo Matrix - 02 Jul 2009 19:13 GMT
>> And "albatross" rhymes with "sauce", according to a recent episode of
>> Jeopardy.
>
> How do YOU pronounce "albatross", then?

What flavour is it?

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GordonD - 02 Jul 2009 20:07 GMT
>>> And "albatross" rhymes with "sauce", according to a recent episode of
>>> Jeopardy.
>>
>> How do YOU pronounce "albatross", then?
>
> What flavour is it?

<snigger>

NANG!
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Katherine - 03 Jul 2009 15:46 GMT
> >> And "albatross" rhymes with "sauce", according to a recent episode of
> >> Jeopardy.
>
> > How do YOU pronounce "albatross", then?
>
> What flavour is it?

IACBTP!

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Katherine
MartinS - 03 Jul 2009 20:22 GMT
>> >> And "albatross" rhymes with "sauce", according to a recent episode
>> >> of Jeopardy.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> IACBTP!

Too silly!

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Ophelia - 03 Jul 2009 21:20 GMT
>>>>> And "albatross" rhymes with "sauce", according to a recent episode
>>>>> of Jeopardy.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Too silly!

and nowt wrong wiv dat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MartinS - 02 Jul 2009 19:38 GMT
>> And "albatross" rhymes with "sauce", according to a recent episode of
>> Jeopardy.
>
> How do YOU pronounce "albatross", then?

NOT "albatrauce"

It's a short "o", not an "aw" sound. Remember I'm from Northern England.

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Nick - 23 Jun 2009 14:43 GMT
> >>> Tony got his spurtal out on Corrie yesterday and showed it to Maria
> >>> - she was *ever* so interested!
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> >> --
> > ~
<snipped offending item>

> > Thanks, John - here's my reference.
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> You see that little red icon that looks like a speaker? Click that and see
> if the lady's voice turns you on.
~
<g> I love that lady - she's the only person on Earth who pronounces
'minutiae' the same as me!

The library computer packs up every time I try for 'spurtle' - I'm
guessing she would pronounce it, 'spurdal', as Americans tend to do
with words like that.
~
> If you're a member of your county library you can have free access to the
> OED and get stuff from the horse's mouth:
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> Which I bet Tony will be pinching any day the noo.
> --
~
Thanks, I'll have a bash.

Nick from England
mark - 16 Jun 2009 15:39 GMT
> Tony got his spurtal out on Corrie yesterday and showed it to Maria -
> she was *ever* so interested!
>
> You can use it for stirring your porridge.
>
> Nick from England

I hope he rinsed it first?

mark
Robert Lieblich - 17 Jun 2009 02:40 GMT
> > Tony got his spurtal out on Corrie yesterday and showed it to Maria -
> > she was *ever* so interested!
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> I hope he rinsed it first?

I don't know.  *Do* you?
Nick - 17 Jun 2009 11:18 GMT
> > Tony got his spurtal out on Corrie yesterday and showed it to Maria -
> > she was *ever* so interested!
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> I hope he rinsed it first?

~
LOL - well, if it had congealed porridge on it that might be alright.

Do Americans call porridge oatmeal?

Hmm...

Nick from England
MartinS - 17 Jun 2009 19:57 GMT
>> "Nick" <pacif...@btopenworld.com> wrote...
>>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> ~
> LOL - well, if it had congealed porridge on it that might be alright.

As long as it *was* porridge!

> Do Americans call porridge oatmeal?
>
> Hmm...

Yes, and Canadians too. That's what it says on the package.

BTW Why do Scott's call it "porage"?

I see from Wiki that the "face" of Scott's Porage Oats since the 1990s is
Rory McCann, a former, erm, tree felling operative.

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GordonD - 17 Jun 2009 21:26 GMT
>>> "Nick" <pacif...@btopenworld.com> wrote...
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
> I see from Wiki that the "face" of Scott's Porage Oats since the 1990s is
> Rory McCann, a former, erm, tree felling operative.

Well, after all that filling porage it's no surprise he only has room for
buttered scones at teatime.
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Katherine - 18 Jun 2009 13:19 GMT
> >>> "Nick" <pacif...@btopenworld.com> wrote...
>
[quoted text clipped - 24 lines]
> Well, after all that filling porage it's no surprise he only has room for
> buttered scones at teatime.

Oi!

TTFN
Sis
Blair - 17 Jun 2009 21:48 GMT
> As long as it *was* porridge!
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Yes, and Canadians too. That's what it says on the package.

Maybe that is because you cook what's in the package
to make porridge?

B
Robin Bignall - 17 Jun 2009 21:51 GMT
>>> "Nick" <pacif...@btopenworld.com> wrote...
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
>I see from Wiki that the "face" of Scott's Porage Oats since the 1990s is
>Rory McCann, a former, erm, tree felling operative.

He's a lumberjack and he's okay?
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Katherine - 18 Jun 2009 13:20 GMT
> >>> "Nick" <pacif...@btopenworld.com> wrote...
>
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
>
> He's a lumberjack and he's okay?

Another one?

Thwap!

TTFN
Katherine
Pat Durkin - 18 Jun 2009 21:17 GMT
On Jun 17, 4:51 pm, Robin Bignall <docro...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> >Nick <pacif...@btopenworld.com> wrote:
> >> "mark" <m...@reepham2003.force9.co.uk> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 28 lines]
>
> He's a lumberjack and he's okay?

Another one?

Thwap!

Katherine, you have "oi"ed and "thwap"ed two  posts int his thread, and
I must admit to not understanding why.  Can you give me some detail?
Two different people posted the messages you seem to disapprove of.

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MartinS - 18 Jun 2009 22:05 GMT
> "Katherine" <kburgess@crrstv.net> wrote...
> Robin Bignall <docro...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 40 lines]
> detail? Two different people posted the messages you seem to
> disapprove of.

Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
teasing her by referring to it. Notice that I said "tree felling
operative", not lumberjack. I would never tease Katherine.  ;-)

Note that this thread is crossposted to rec.arts.tv.uk.coronation-st and
to alt.english.usage.

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GordonD - 18 Jun 2009 22:21 GMT
>> "Katherine" <kburgess@crrstv.net> wrote...
>> Robin Bignall <docro...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 44 lines]
> Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
> teasing her by referring to it.

That would be me. :-P

I take it as a personal challenge to mention the Lumberjack Song whenever
there seems to be a link, no matter how obscure, just to wind Katherine up.
There's no malice in it (at least from my side) - we've never met, but I
love her dearly.

I presume you're over in alt.english.usage, Pat, else you'd have picked up
on this before now!
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Katherine - 20 Jun 2009 16:25 GMT
> >> "Katherine" <kburg...@crrstv.net> wrote...
> >> Robin Bignall <docro...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 51 lines]
> There's no malice in it (at least from my side) - we've never met, but I
> love her dearly.

And there is no malice in my thwapping, either. And I love you dearly,
too.
After all, you are my brother, right? <g>

> I presume you're over in alt.english.usage, Pat, else you'd have picked up
> on this before now!

Prolly!

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Sis
Daniel James - 21 Jun 2009 14:58 GMT
> > Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
> > Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
> > teasing her by referring to it.
>
> That would be me. :-P

How does referring to you remind Katherine of the Lumberjack Song?

.. or did you mean "That would be I"?

Cheers,
Daniel
(posting from AEU, as if you couldn't tell)
Ophelia - 21 Jun 2009 15:10 GMT
>> > Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
>> > Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> .. or did you mean "That would be I"?

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh get 'im :)
GordonD - 21 Jun 2009 15:24 GMT
>> > Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
>> > Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> .. or did you mean "That would be I"?

No, I'm sure you don't know Katherine, so why would it be you? :-)

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Katherine - 22 Jun 2009 16:32 GMT
> >> > Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
> >> > Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> No, I'm sure you don't know Katherine, so why would it be you? :-)

Splutter!

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Sis
Daniel James - 28 Jun 2009 13:33 GMT
> > .. or did you mean "That would be I"?
>
> No, I'm sure you don't know Katherine, so why would it be you? :-)

You see the little marks on either side of the words That would be I,
above? The ones that look like rabbits' ears?

What do you suppose they indicate?

.. and don't truncate my ellipsis!

Cheers,
Daniel.
Ophelia - 28 Jun 2009 13:54 GMT
>>> .. or did you mean "That would be I"?
>>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> .. and don't truncate my ellipsis!

Ho, ho, ho!  We got powsh people 'ere now RGordon:)  You'd better watch out
<g>
GordonD - 29 Jun 2009 15:07 GMT
>> > .. or did you mean "That would be I"?
>>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> What do you suppose they indicate?

A deaf rabbit? So when we're hunting them, we don't have to be vewwy vewwy
quiet any longer?
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Katherine - 22 Jun 2009 16:32 GMT
On Jun 21, 10:58 am, Daniel James <wastebas...@nospam.aaisp.org>
wrote:

> > > Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
> > > Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> .. or did you mean "That would be I"?

I fink I like Daniel!

TTFN
Katherine
Roger T. - 19 Jun 2009 01:15 GMT
> Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
> Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
> teasing her by referring to it. Notice that I said "tree felling
> operative", not lumberjack. I would never tease Katherine.  ;-)

So, if  I wrote "He's a logger and he's OK", that's OK?

After all, we don't have "lumberjacks" in Canada.  We have "loggers".

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MartinS - 19 Jun 2009 02:11 GMT
>> Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
>> Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> After all, we don't have "lumberjacks" in Canada.  We have "loggers".

What do they have for tea midweek?

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Roger T. - 19 Jun 2009 03:10 GMT
>>> Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
>>> Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> What do they have for tea midweek?

Butter scones, usually, why?

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MartinS - 19 Jun 2009 03:57 GMT
>>>> Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
>>>> Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Butter scones, usually, why?

Just wondering...

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Mike Mooney - 19 Jun 2009 15:10 GMT
> >>> Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
> >>> Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Butter scones, usually, why?

What are they? I'm only familiar with buttered scones.

Mike M
GordonD - 19 Jun 2009 19:00 GMT
> > >>> Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
> > >>> Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> What are they? I'm only familiar with buttered scones.

Must be a leftpondian thing, like 'race car' and 'row boat'.
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Marshall Price - 22 Jun 2009 08:28 GMT
>>>>>> Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
>>>>>> Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> Must be a leftpondian thing, like 'race car' and 'row boat'.

  As opposed to racecar and rowboat?

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Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 22 Jun 2009 12:28 GMT
>>>>>>> Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
>>>>>>> Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
>   As opposed to racecar and rowboat?

As opposed to the Rightpondian "racing car" and "rowing boat".

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Glenn Knickerbocker - 23 Jun 2009 23:26 GMT
> As opposed to the Rightpondian "racing car" and "rowing boat".

M-W dates "rowboat" to 1538.  Did we tow it with us behind the Mayflower
and forget to send it back?

¬R
Norman Weaver - 19 Jun 2009 06:24 GMT
>>> Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
>>> Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> What do they have for tea midweek?

Lately, they're in danger of being had for tea by large cats.
Alex Cunningham - 19 Jun 2009 11:23 GMT
>>>> Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
>>>> Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>Norman Weaver" <noemail@all.com> wrote: Lately, they're in danger of being
>had for tea by large cats.

Extremely large cats. ;-)

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Roger T. - 20 Jun 2009 03:49 GMT
>>>> So, if  I wrote "He's a logger and he's OK", that's OK?
>>>>
>>>> After all, we don't have "lumberjacks" in Canada.  We have "loggers".
>>>
>>> What do they have for tea midweek?

>>>Lately, they're in danger of being had for tea by large cats.
>
> Extremely large cats. ;-)

Not jellicle cats then?

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Enzo Matrix - 20 Jun 2009 07:31 GMT
>>>>> So, if  I wrote "He's a logger and he's OK", that's OK?
>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Not jellicle cats then?

Nah...   jellicle cats are rather small.

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Roger T. - 20 Jun 2009 08:36 GMT
>>>>>> So, if  I wrote "He's a logger and he's OK", that's OK?
>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> Nah...   jellicle cats are rather small.

Yabut Jellicle Cats are merry and bright,

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Ophelia - 20 Jun 2009 08:40 GMT
>>>>>>> So, if  I wrote "He's a logger and he's OK", that's OK?
>>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
> Yabut Jellicle Cats are merry and bright,

lol
GordonD - 20 Jun 2009 11:57 GMT
>>>>>> So, if  I wrote "He's a logger and he's OK", that's OK?
>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> Nah...   jellicle cats are rather small.

And religious. Even jellicle cats will try to talk to you about Jesus.
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Katherine - 20 Jun 2009 16:26 GMT
> >> Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
> >> Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> What do they have for tea midweek?

In Quebec, they still have lumberjacks. :-(

TTFN
Katherine
MartinS - 20 Jun 2009 16:45 GMT
>> >> Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
>> >> Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> In Quebec, they still have lumberjacks. :-(

Or lumberjacques?

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Katherine - 22 Jun 2009 16:29 GMT
> >> >> Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
> >> >> Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> Or lumberjacques?

Funnily enough, they spell it the English way. But they also use
the term "couriers du bois" as a synonym.

TTFN
Katherine
GordonD - 22 Jun 2009 19:01 GMT
> Katherine <kburg...@crrstv.net> wrote:
> > MartinS <m...@my.place> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> Or lumberjacques?

Funnily enough, they spell it the English way. But they also use
the term "couriers du bois" as a synonym.

"Je suis courier du bois, je vais bien dans le coeur
Je dorms toute la nuite et travaille tout le jour!"

(It's 35 years since I did my French Higher so the above is more than a lot
rusty!)
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Enzo Matrix - 20 Jun 2009 17:14 GMT
>>>> Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song
>>>> from Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> In Quebec, they still have lumberjacks. :-(

Loggers have lumberjacks for tea?

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Katherine - 22 Jun 2009 16:30 GMT
> >>>> Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song
> >>>> from Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> Loggers have lumberjacks for tea?

Damn!

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Katherine
Mudge - 19 Jun 2009 19:44 GMT
>> Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
>> Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> After all, we don't have "lumberjacks" in Canada.  We have "loggers".

We used to have lumberjacks - and that's quite ok

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Katherine - 20 Jun 2009 16:24 GMT
> > "Katherine" <kburg...@crrstv.net> wrote...
> > Robin Bignall <docro...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 48 lines]
> Note that this thread is crossposted to rec.arts.tv.uk.coronation-st and
> to alt.english.usage.

<g> Of course you would never tease me. Hah!

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Katherine
MartinS - 20 Jun 2009 16:45 GMT
>> Katherine has a long-time hatred of the "I'm a Lumberjack" song from
>> Monty Python's Flying Circus. So some unkind people in ratucs keep
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> <g> Of course you would never tease me. Hah!

No, but I might put others up to it!

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MartinS - 18 Jun 2009 21:49 GMT
>> >>> "Nick" <pacif...@btopenworld.com> wrote...
>>
[quoted text clipped - 28 lines]
>
> Thwap!

The poor wee laddie won't know what's hit him!

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Robin Bignall - 18 Jun 2009 22:50 GMT
>>> >>> "Nick" <pacif...@btopenworld.com> wrote...
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 30 lines]
>
>The poor wee laddie won't know what's hit him!

Heh!  I'm not poor nor wee but I am a laddie, which most Robins and
Robyns aren't, these days.  Thanks to you and Gordon for the
explanation, but over in AEU we've learned from experience to take
thwaps in our stride.
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Pat Durkin - 19 Jun 2009 13:39 GMT
>Katherine <kburgess@crrstv.net> wrote:
>> Robin Bignall <docro...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 35 lines]
>
>The poor wee laddie won't know what's hit him!

Robin:  Heh!  I'm not poor nor wee but I am a laddie, which most Robins
and
Robyns aren't, these days.  Thanks to you and Gordon for the
explanation, but over in AEU we've learned from experience to take
thwaps in our stride.

Pat: Well, we can take them, Robin, but there is a cross-cultural
interpretation causing some problems in my corner.
Still, I am not opposed to a bit of re-education.
Robin Bignall - 19 Jun 2009 22:22 GMT
>>Katherine <kburgess@crrstv.net> wrote:
>>> Robin Bignall <docro...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 45 lines]
>interpretation causing some problems in my corner.
>Still, I am not opposed to a bit of re-education.

I translate "thwap" as the sound a tawse makes when it hits your hand
as a result of being a bad boy.  Teachers wouldn't dare these days,
but I had a few in my teens.  Didn't do me any harm <he says, typing
single handedly>.
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Katherine - 20 Jun 2009 16:30 GMT
> >>Katherine <kburg...@crrstv.net> wrote:
> >>> Robin Bignall <docro...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 50 lines]
> but I had a few in my teens.  Didn't do me any harm <he says, typing
> single handedly>.

Splutter!

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Katherine
Katherine - 20 Jun 2009 16:29 GMT
> >Katherine <kburg...@crrstv.net> wrote:
> >> Robin Bignall <docro...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 45 lines]
> interpretation causing some problems in my corner.
> Still, I am not opposed to a bit of re-education.

Pat, I didn't realize that we were cross-posting. I usually try to
remove the cross-post
when thwapping. <g>

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Katherine
Katherine - 20 Jun 2009 16:25 GMT
> >>> >>> "Nick" <pacif...@btopenworld.com> wrote...
>
[quoted text clipped - 36 lines]
> thwaps in our stride.
> --

That is a good thing, Robin! We dish 'em out here fairly regularly.
<g>

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Katherine
Daniel James - 21 Jun 2009 14:58 GMT
> >I see from Wiki that the "face" of Scott's Porage Oats since the 1990s is
> >Rory McCann, a former, erm, tree felling operative.
>
> He's a lumberjack and he's okay?

It's a kilt, Robin ...

Cheers,
Daniel.
Nick - 18 Jun 2009 10:01 GMT
> >> "Nick" <pacif...@btopenworld.com> wrote...
>
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>
> BTW Why do Scott's call it "porage"?

~
Beats me but I remember the song with a Scottish burr...

#Starrrrrrt off the day with piping Scotts Porage Oats!

Nick from England
Roger T. - 18 Jun 2009 15:42 GMT
Beats me but I remember the song with a Scottish burr...

#Starrrrrrt off the day with piping Scotts Porage Oats!

Nick from England
-------------------------------------------------

Ditto.

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MartinS - 18 Jun 2009 21:42 GMT
>> >> "Nick" <pacif...@btopenworld.com> wrote...
>>
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
>
> #Starrrrrrt off the day with piping Scotts Porage Oats!

Scott's Porrrage beats the cold
It keeps you warrrm through rrrain and snow
Starrrt off the day with piping Scott's Porrrage Oats.

Food of a mighty rrrace!!

I couldn't find the whole jingle with Google; the second line's from
memory. (Tune: Scotland the Brave)

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Nick - 19 Jun 2009 10:07 GMT
> >> >> "Nick" <pacif...@btopenworld.com> wrote...
>
[quoted text clipped - 34 lines]
>
> --
~
LOL - well done, RMartin - reminds me of the ReadyBrek ad - 'central
heating for kids'!

Nick from England
Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 18 Jun 2009 11:07 GMT
>BTW Why do Scott's call it "porage"?

Because they chose one of the many spellings[1] previously in use. I
think we should be grateful that we have only two spellings to chose
from. The OED lists:

   {alpha}. 15 porig, 15 porradge, 15 porrege, 15 19- porage, 15-16
   porredge, 15-17 porrige, 15-17 (18 Eng. regional (north.)) porrage,
   16 poredg, 16 poredge, 16 porieg, 16 porredg, 16 porridg, 16
   porrieg, 16- porridge, 18- porritch (Eng. regional (north.)); Sc.
   17- porridge, 17- porritch, 18 porrage, 19- purritch.{beta}. 15
   parage, 18- parridge (Eng. regional (north.)), 18- parritch (Eng.
   regional (north.)); Sc. pre-17 17-18 paritch, 17 parrage, 17-18
   parrach, 17- parridge, 17- parritch, 18 parrich, 18- parratch, 19-
   parech.
   Compare earlier PORRINGER n., and also PODDISH n.

The earliest meaning (15**) is:

    1. A thick soup made by stewing vegetables, herbs, or meat, often
    thickened with barley, pulses, etc. Cf. PLUM PORRIDGE n.

The cereal-only version is a century later:

   3. A dish consisting of oat flakes, oatmeal or another meal (or
   flaked cereal) boiled in water or milk and often served for
   breakfast. Cf. OATMEAL n. 1b.

   a1643 W. CARTWRIGHT Poems in Comedies (1651) sig. P4v, Imprimis some
   Rice Porredge, sweet, and hot.

[1] I originally typed "spellings" as "spelloings".

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Ophelia - 18 Jun 2009 14:16 GMT
>> BTW Why do Scott's call it "porage"?
>>
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>
> [1] I originally typed "spellings" as "spelloings".

Good post again, thanks Peter:)
foamie - 18 Jun 2009 16:29 GMT
> > [1] I originally typed "spellings" as "spelloings".

I like the word 'spelloing', especially in the phrase 'spelloing
mistake'.  It's one I often make because of my thickj fingers.

FC
Alex Cunningham - 18 Jun 2009 17:31 GMT
>> > [1] I originally typed "spellings" as "spelloings".
>
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>
> FC

Resist!! Resist!! ;-)

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Enzo Matrix - 18 Jun 2009 18:19 GMT
>>> [1] I originally typed "spellings" as "spelloings".
>
> I like the word 'spelloing', especially in the phrase 'spelloing
> mistake'.  It's one I often make because of my thickj fingers.

I make similar mistokes.  But they're not due to thick fingers.  More like
thick brains.

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Katherine - 20 Jun 2009 16:23 GMT
> > > [1] I originally typed "spellings" as "spelloings".
>
> I like the word 'spelloing', especially in the phrase 'spelloing
> mistake'.  It's one I often make because of my thickj fingers.

I am picturing a kangaroo boinging around spelloing words all
over the place. LOL

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Katherine
foamie - 18 Jun 2009 16:33 GMT
On 18 June, 11:07, "Peter Duncanson (BrE)" <m...@peterduncanson.net>
wrote:

> >BTW Why do Scott's call it "porage"?
>
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>     parech.
>     Compare earlier PORRINGER n., and also PODDISH n.

I'm surprised (really) there isn't a 'porwich' variant in view of how
some people pronounce 'Norwich'.  How do Norwichonians pronounce the
name of their city anyway?  Nahhridge?  Some BBC folk say 'Norridge'.
Over to you Enzo.

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Enzo Matrix - 18 Jun 2009 18:21 GMT
> I'm surprised (really) there isn't a 'porwich' variant in view of how
> some people pronounce 'Norwich'.  How do Norwichonians pronounce the
> name of their city anyway?  Nahhridge?  Some BBC folk say 'Norridge'.
> Over to you Enzo.

It is usually pronounced "Naarch".  As in "hie gun darn a rudd a Naarch".

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Pete - 19 Jun 2009 13:40 GMT
>>BTW Why do Scott's call it "porage"?
>>
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>     parech.
>     Compare earlier PORRINGER n., and also PODDISH n.

At school in the 60's we were told 'porridge' was the correct spelling
and that 'porage' and 'porrage' were piss-elegant attempts to give the
dish a spurious respectability. The -age ending certainly makes the dish
look more French; more classy. Maybe that's why the Scotts company chose
it.

Pete
Nick - 27 Jun 2009 18:08 GMT
> >BTW Why do Scott's call it "porage"?
> >
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>     regional (north.)); Sc. pre-17 17-18 paritch, 17 parrage, 17-18
>     parrach, 17- parridge, 17- parritch, ...
~
#17,'parritch', was in Kidnapped by Robert Louis Stevenson which I recently
re-read.

IIRC, in the book and Disney's film version, Uncle Ebenezer Balfour (John
Laurie) describes 'parritch' as 'fine, halesome food'.

David Balfour (James MacArthur) says,

'Aye and CHEAP!',

but not in the book.

The film was directed and written by Robert Stevenson - quite a coincidence!

Nick
Bill McCray - 19 Jun 2009 22:36 GMT
> > > Tony got his spurtal out on Corrie yesterday and showed it to Maria -
> > > she was *ever* so interested!
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>
> Do Americans call porridge oatmeal?

Is that what porridge is?  I've heard of it for most of my life, but
never knew what it is.

Peas porridge hot
Peas porridge cold
Peas porridge in the pot
Nine days old

Are peas commonly put in porridge?

Bill in Kentucky

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Enzo Matrix - 19 Jun 2009 22:51 GMT
>>>> Tony got his spurtal out on Corrie yesterday and showed it to
>>>> Maria - she was *ever* so interested!
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>
> Are peas commonly put in porridge?

It's actually "pease porridge".  Better known as "pease pudding".   And yes,
it is made with peas.

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Robin Bignall - 20 Jun 2009 22:14 GMT
>>>>> Tony got his spurtal out on Corrie yesterday and showed it to
>>>>> Maria - she was *ever* so interested!
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>It's actually "pease porridge".  Better known as "pease pudding".   And yes,
>it is made with peas.

It's made with split peas, which are dried, bullet-hard sorts of pea
or lentil.  I've seen green, yellow and orange ones.
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foamie - 21 Jun 2009 09:00 GMT
> >>>> "Nick" <pacif...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
>
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>
> - Show quoted text -

I've got a great recipe for Dutch pea soup if anyone wants it.

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Ophelia - 21 Jun 2009 09:35 GMT
"foamie" <foamcleanser@aol.com> wrote in message
news:5c3c1e8c-763f-4272-9560-I've got a great recipe for Dutch pea soup if
anyone wants it.

Yes please:)
Enzo Matrix - 21 Jun 2009 13:20 GMT
>>>>>> "Nick" <pacif...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
>>
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>
> I've got a great recipe for Dutch pea soup if anyone wants it.

I know a story about pea and ham soup...

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Ophelia - 21 Jun 2009 13:55 GMT
>>>>>>> "Nick" <pacif...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
>>>
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>
> I know a story about pea and ham soup...

DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enzo Matrix - 21 Jun 2009 14:36 GMT
>>> I've got a great recipe for Dutch pea soup if anyone wants it.
>>
>> I know a story about pea and ham soup...
>
> DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<innocent>  Wot did I say?

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Ophelia - 21 Jun 2009 15:10 GMT
>>>> I've got a great recipe for Dutch pea soup if anyone wants it.
>>>
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>
> <innocent>  Wot did I say?

Innocent me hind leg grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Bill McCray - 20 Jun 2009 22:35 GMT
> >> LOL - well, if it had congealed porridge on it that might be alright.
> >>
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> It's actually "pease porridge".  Better known as "pease pudding".   And yes,
> it is made with peas.

Thanks for the correction.  It has been many, many years since I
encountered the rhyme in writing.

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Ophelia - 21 Jun 2009 08:31 GMT
>> >> LOL - well, if it had congealed porridge on it that might be alright.
>> >>
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> Thanks for the correction.  It has been many, many years since I
> encountered the rhyme in writing.

Don't you worry Bill, us by 'ere in Ratucs don't moind one little bit:))
Daniel James - 21 Jun 2009 14:58 GMT
> > Are peas commonly put in porridge?
>
> It's actually "pease porridge".  Better known as "pease pudding".
> And yes, it is made with peas.

.. but not oats. It's not porridge as the Scots would know it.

Cheers,
Daniel.
Nick - 20 Jun 2009 10:59 GMT
> On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 03:18:55 -0700 (PDT), Nick
>
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>
> Are peas commonly put in porridge?

~
No, Bill, but rich people put fruit in sometimes like strawberries -
or am I thinking of cornflakes? :-D

Nick from England
Waldo Centini - 20 Jun 2009 11:54 GMT
Op Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:36:03 -0400  Bill McCray illuminated the masses with
this:

> Are peas commonly put in porridge?
>
> Bill in Kentucky

Are Bills commonly put in Kentucky?

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MartinS - 20 Jun 2009 16:43 GMT
> Bill McCray illuminated the masses with this:
>
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>
> Are Bills commonly put in Kentucky?

No, but they're posted.

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foamie - 20 Jun 2009 12:14 GMT
> On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 03:18:55 -0700 (PDT), Nick
>
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>
> - Show quoted text -

Peas are put in pease pottage; you won't find them in porridge as in
oatmeal.

The word 'pea' is interesting (if you think this sort of thing is
interesting) because the singular is a back-formation from the word
'pease' cf French 'pois'.  One pease became a 'pea'.  A similar thing
happened with 'cherry', the French being 'cerise' which also sounded
like a plural to our ancestors anglo-saxon ears.  Unfortunately the
same thing can be seen and heard to be happening with the word
'species' which can be singular as well as plural.  The unenlightened,
especially gardeners, hear this as a plural and talk about a
'specie'.  Hideous.  Or if there's one, hideo.  I wonder if scholars
in the olden days winced when they heard 'pea' or 'cherry'.

FC

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Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 20 Jun 2009 12:30 GMT
>Unfortunately the
>same thing can be seen and heard to be happening with the word
>'species' which can be singular as well as plural.  The unenlightened,
>especially gardeners, hear this as a plural and talk about a
>'specie'.  Hideous.

The word "specie" does exist but it is a technical term meaning "coins"
as opposed to paper money.

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foamie - 20 Jun 2009 17:26 GMT
> On Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:14:50 -0700 (PDT), foamie <foamclean...@aol.com>

> The word "specie" does exist but it is a technical term meaning "coins"
> as opposed to paper money.

Thanks Peter.  I note the derivation is from 'in specie', deriving in
turn from the Latin word 'species'.  Is that (in specie) medieval or
legal Latin, d'you know?
Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 20 Jun 2009 19:06 GMT
>> On Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:14:50 -0700 (PDT), foamie <foamclean...@aol.com>
>
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>turn from the Latin word 'species'.  Is that (in specie) medieval or
>legal Latin, d'you know?

I'm not sure. It may be commercial/legal Latin from the time when Latin
was widely used by educated people throughout Europe.

"Payment in specie" seems to have has something in common with "payment
in kind":
   "payment in kind" n. remuneration for goods or services made in the
   form of other goods or services, as opposed to money.

The point about coins, pennies for example, used to be that the metal
they were made of was worth at least the face-value of the coin,
sometimes considerably more. So if you were paid in coins you got
objects that were worth something regardless of the value marked on
them.

Is there a numismatist in the house?

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Ophelia - 20 Jun 2009 12:54 GMT
> The word 'pea' is interesting (if you think this sort of thing is
> interesting) because the singular is a back-formation from the word
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> 'specie'.  Hideous.  Or if there's one, hideo.  I wonder if scholars
> in the olden days winced when they heard 'pea' or 'cherry'.

Eeeeeeeeeeh tha's a clever lad RFoamie!  That's yer Bearsden upringing
shining through:)
CPT - 18 Jun 2009 01:32 GMT
> Tony got his spurtal out on Corrie yesterday and showed it to Maria -
> she was *ever* so interested!
>
> You can use it for stirring your porridge.
>
> Nick from England

At the best of times, one has to be careful that it doesn't spurtal
over the place, so heaven only knows how Tony kept his cool with Maria.
tony cooper - 18 Jun 2009 02:29 GMT
>> Tony got his spurtal out on Corrie yesterday and showed it to Maria -
>> she was *ever* so interested!
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>At the best of times, one has to be careful that it doesn't spurtal
>over the place, so heaven only knows how Tony kept his cool with Maria.

I'm feeling increasingly uncomfortable as this thread continues.  I
did not have porridge relations with that woman.

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Nick - 18 Jun 2009 09:59 GMT
> On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:32:26 -0700 (PDT), CPT
>
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>
> --
~
LOL

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Nick - 19 Jun 2009 10:04 GMT
> > Tony got his spurtal out on Corrie yesterday and showed it to Maria -
> > she was *ever* so interested!
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> At the best of times, one has to be careful that it doesn't spurtal
> over the place, so heaven only knows how Tony kept his cool with Maria.
~
If you put a bit of oatmeal in a bowl and add water, 30 seconds in a
microwave, stir and another 30 seconds it won't spurtal.

Mind you, you can get normal porridge, runny porridge and stiff
porridge.

Mine was so stiff this morning, I could stand my spoon up in it! :-D

Nick from England
Alex Cunningham - 19 Jun 2009 11:25 GMT
"in message
news:b5648759-d5a9-4209-b9c4-68b51a0eaf38@j12g2000vbl.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 18, 1:32 am, CPT <colinpaultur...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> On Jun 16, 3:01 pm, Nick <pacif...@btopenworld.com> wrote:
>
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> At the best of times, one has to be careful that it doesn't spurtal
> over the place, so heaven only knows how Tony kept his cool with Maria.

If you put a bit of oatmeal in a bowl and add water, 30 seconds in a
microwave, stir and another 30 seconds it won't spurtal.

Mind you, you can get normal porridge, runny porridge and stiff
porridge.

Mine was so stiff this morning, I could stand my spoon up in it! :-D

RRenee could have some fun with that statement. ;-)

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Nick - 19 Jun 2009 12:37 GMT
> "in messagenews:b5648759-d5a9-4209-b9c4-68b51a0eaf38@j12g2000vbl.googlegroups.com...
> On Jun 18, 1:32 am, CPT <colinpaultur...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
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>
> --
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<g> I wonder if RRenee has ever handled a spurtal?

Nick from England
Carol - 19 Jun 2009 17:56 GMT
> "in message
> news:b5648759-d5a9-4209-b9c4-68b51a0eaf38@j12g2000vbl.googlegroups.com...
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
>
> RRenee could have some fun with that statement. ;-)

Too much information..now back to the porridge
 
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