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MC - 01 Jul 2009 13:35 GMT
The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
this evening."

It sounds authoritative and scientific, but what does it actually mean?

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Pat Durkin - 01 Jul 2009 13:56 GMT
> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
> this evening."
>
> It sounds authoritative and scientific, but what does it actually
> mean?

Odds are good that you will get wet if you go out walking this evening.
Probably the meteorologists are looking at the barometer (to see if the
mercury is falling), the temperature, the humidity, and the huge
swirling masses of highs, lows, and hot and cold waves coming into your
area.

After considering those factors, they look at the history of the past nn
years to see how often it has rained in the afternoon/evening of the
same day in those years.  That helps with figuring the odds.  Then they
close their eyes and "guess".   Well, they also count the clouds coming
in and figure: if the clouds are scattered, but come in ranks that
pretty well cover your area, you might still get missed.  Otherwise, if
it looks to become overcast, they allow for a slight dip in temps to
cause precipitation.

OK?
Philip Eden - 01 Jul 2009 14:02 GMT
>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
>> this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> become overcast, they allow for a slight dip in temps to cause
> precipitation.

A fascinating insight.

Philip Eden
Ian Jackson - 01 Jul 2009 14:52 GMT
>>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
>>> this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>>
>A fascinating insight.

I feel a Winnie-the-Pooh moment coming on.
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LFS - 01 Jul 2009 15:00 GMT
>>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
>>> this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>>
> A fascinating insight.

There really ought to be an emoticon for that.

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Vinny Burgoo - 01 Jul 2009 15:24 GMT
> > A fascinating insight.
>
> There really ought to be an emoticon for that.

:(

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VB
LFS - 01 Jul 2009 18:13 GMT
>>> A fascinating insight.
>> There really ought to be an emoticon for that.
>
> :(

No, I think it needs a hint of a superior eyebrow lift to really hit the
button in this instance. (I assume that the OP doesn't know what Philip
does in RL.)
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Vinny Burgoo - 02 Jul 2009 21:17 GMT
> >> There really ought to be an emoticon for that.
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> button in this instance. (I assume that the OP doesn't know what Philip
> does in RL.)

;:^| ?

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VB
Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 02 Jul 2009 22:23 GMT
>> >> There really ought to be an emoticon for that.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
>;:^| ?

Philip Eden's website:
http://www.climate-uk.com/

He knows stuff about the weather and makes forecasts.

He also writes books:
http://www.weatheronline.co.uk/reports/philip-eden/By-Philip-Eden.htm

http://www.whsmith.co.uk/CatalogAndSearch/ProductDetails-Great+British+Weather+D
isasters+-9780826476210.html


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LFS - 02 Jul 2009 22:23 GMT
>>>> There really ought to be an emoticon for that.
>>> :(
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> --
> VB

Good try but that doesn't look a bit like Philip's picture on Facebook...

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Vinny Burgoo - 03 Jul 2009 19:10 GMT
> >> No, I think it needs a hint of a superior eyebrow lift to really hit the
> >> button in this instance. (I assume that the OP doesn't know what Philip
> >> does in RL.)
>
> > ;:^| ?

> Good try but that doesn't look a bit like Philip's picture on Facebook...

;:v| ?

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CDB - 02 Jul 2009 21:44 GMT
>>>> A fascinating insight.

>>> There really ought to be an emoticon for that.

>> :(

> No, I think it needs a hint of a superior eyebrow lift to really
> hit the button in this instance. (I assume that the OP doesn't know
> what Philip does in RL.)

0.õ
~
John Varela - 03 Jul 2009 00:12 GMT
> >>>> A fascinating insight.
>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> 0.õ
>  ~

In a proper eyebrow lift nothing on the face moves but the one
eyebrow.

Therefore:

  õ.Ó   (Assuming that everyone has the same font I do.)
   -

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LFS - 03 Jul 2009 07:44 GMT
>>>>>> A fascinating insight.
>>>>> There really ought to be an emoticon for that.
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>    õ.Ó   (Assuming that everyone has the same font I do.)
>     -

Excellent! And uncannily like Philip's photo...

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Philip Eden - 03 Jul 2009 10:48 GMT
"LFS" <laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk> wrote :
>>  In a proper eyebrow lift nothing on the face moves but the one eyebrow.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>>
> Excellent! And uncannily like Philip's photo...

¦ : - #

pe
LFS - 03 Jul 2009 10:52 GMT
> "LFS" <laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk> wrote :
>>>  In a proper eyebrow lift nothing on the face moves but the one eyebrow.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> pe

Ah, you've grown a moustache..

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John Varela - 03 Jul 2009 20:09 GMT
> >>>>>> A fascinating insight.
> >>>>> There really ought to be an emoticon for that.
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
> Excellent! And uncannily like Philip's photo...

On my screen, both in my original email and above in this response,
both o's are lowercase.  In Laura's response, which is quoted above,
the eye with the raised eyebrow appears in uppercase.  Repeating:
when it's in her message, it's uppercase, when I quote her message,
it's lowercase.  Weird.

My intention was to show ONLY the eyebrow moving.

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MC - 01 Jul 2009 15:26 GMT
> After considering those factors, they look at the history of the past nn
> years to see how often it has rained in the afternoon/evening of the
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> it looks to become overcast, they allow for a slight dip in temps to
> cause precipitation.

Reminds me of a cartoon (by Kliban, I think): A TV news anchor intros a
weatherman. "And now here's the weather with our weather a.shole."

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Ian Noble - 02 Jul 2009 16:39 GMT
>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
>> this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>it looks to become overcast, they allow for a slight dip in temps to
>cause precipitation.

That and seaweed.

Oh, and supercomputers, of course. Weather is, in mathematical terms,
a chaotic system - which means that *any* error in the input can, in a
worst case, produce massive differences in ouput. The input that the
met guys have, though, is neither exact nor complete, so they test the
stablity/reliability of the results that their prediction software is
giving them by running repeated variations with small peturbations in
the input data. If lots of their scenarios produce similar results,
they'll give their predictions a much higher level of confidence than
if they have multiple different patterns emerging.

Cheers - Ian
(BrE: Yorks., Hants.)
John O'Flaherty - 01 Jul 2009 14:24 GMT
>The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
>this evening."
>
>It sounds authoritative and scientific, but what does it actually mean?

It's a bit ambiguous. Seventy percent for which listener, since the tv
signal probably covers hundreds of square miles? How much rain
qualifies to say it actually rained, a bit of drizzle or a few
millimeters? What exact time limits are defined by "this evening"? And
they have to sum up all those continuously varying things in a single
number, or nobody would listen to them. Still, it may be good enough
to decide whether to go to the ball game at all, or whether to carry
an umbrella for the evening walk, as long as you know that there's no
certainty.
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mm - 01 Jul 2009 17:05 GMT
>The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
>this evening."

Let me make it a little harder.   "There's a 50 per cent chance of
scattered showers today."  Does that mean there is a 50% chance of no
showers, and if the alternative happens, if there are scattered
showers they will be scatter and only affect part of the area?      So
actually no specific place has a 50% chance of showers, but a lower
one.

Or does it mean every part of the whole area has a 50% chance of
showers, but obviously, since 50% will have no showers, the showers
will be scattered?

>It sounds authoritative and scientific, but what does it actually mean?

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JimboCat - 01 Jul 2009 17:56 GMT
> >The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
> >this evening."
> >
> >It sounds authoritative and scientific, but what does it actually mean?

It means, roughly, that if you are in the area for which the
prediction is valid, and you stand outside for the entire time for
which the prediction is valid, you have a 70% chance of getting rained
on.

More precisely, you could send thousands of people outside and have
them stand in locations all over the area: then there is a 70% chance
that at least one of them will get wet during the period in question.
This is the official line: try googling "probablility of
precipitation".

> Let me make it a little harder.   "There's a 50 per cent chance of
> scattered showers today."  Does that mean there is a 50% chance of no
> showers, and if the alternative happens, if there are scattered
> showers they will be scatter and only affect part of the area?      So
> actually no specific place has a 50% chance of showers, but a lower
> one.

This is just giving a bit of extra - and useful - information. There
is a 50% chance of rain *somewhere* within the area, just as above.
Since the rain is going to be "scattered", however, there is a lower
chance at any particular location.

If thousands of people stand outside throughout the area for the
period of the prediction, there is a 50% chance that at least one of
them will get wet, just as before, but the chance for any particular
one of them getting wet is less than 50%, which is not necessarily
true for widespread showers.

Jim Deutch (JimboCat)
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MC - 01 Jul 2009 18:57 GMT
In article
<2ac9ff1d-25fb-4abc-b3f8-0be4ed63422a@m18g2000vbi.googlegroups.com>,

> It means, roughly, that if you are in the area for which the
> prediction is valid, and you stand outside for the entire time for
> which the prediction is valid, you have a 70% chance of getting rained
> on.

Okay, I'm spacing here. What does that *mean*?

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Evan Kirshenbaum - 01 Jul 2009 19:41 GMT
> In article
> <2ac9ff1d-25fb-4abc-b3f8-0be4ed63422a@m18g2000vbi.googlegroups.com>,
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Okay, I'm spacing here. What does that *mean*?

Look, if you're trolling to start a frequentist vs. Bayesian religious
war here, I would hope that people here are too smart to bite.

There are two parts to the question "What does it mean for it to
rain?" and "What does it mean for an event to have a 70% chance of
occurring?"  I'm not sure which you're questioning.

For the first, it typically means that more than, say 1mm of rain will
be collected at some specific weather station in the area the
prediction covers.  If the prediction is over a wider area, there may
be other requirements about how many of the weather stations have to
see rain for it to count.

For the second, there are typically two ways to look at it.  The way
such predictions are judged boils down to something like "If over a
year you say there's a 70% chance of rain 30 times, then for you to
have been accurate, on 21 of those days it should have rained and on 9
of them it should not have."

The second way to look at it is that if someone predicts a 70% chance
of rain, they should be willing to put up $700 against you betting
$300 that it will rain *or* to put up $300 against you betting $700
that it won't rain.  The notion being that if they were to make the
offer every day, then if they predict accurately, they should expect
to break even.

In layman's terms, it means that it's quite likely to rain, but it
won't be too surprising if it doesn't.  

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mm - 01 Jul 2009 19:46 GMT
>> >The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
>> >this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>them stand in locations all over the area: then there is a 70% chance
>that at least one of them will get wet during the period in question.

This is not a more precise rendition of the first paragraph.  This is
quite different.  

>This is the official line: try googling "probablility of
>precipitation".
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>Since the rain is going to be "scattered", however, there is a lower
>chance at any particular location.

This, C, sounds right, except I thought it a likely choice when I
first posted.  And since you think B is a more precise version of A
above, I am sorry to say I can't depend on you that C is right.

>If thousands of people stand outside throughout the area for the
>period of the prediction, there is a 50% chance that at least one of
>them will get wet,

Like B to A, this, D, is not the same as C.  This would describe, I
thihk, isolated showers or an isolated shower, in meteorologicalese.

> just as before, but the chance for any particular
>one of them getting wet is less than 50%, which is not necessarily
>true for widespread showers.
>
>Jim Deutch (JimboCat)

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JimboCat - 02 Jul 2009 17:26 GMT
> On Wed, 1 Jul 2009 09:56:42 -0700 (PDT), JimboCat
>
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> This is not a more precise rendition of the first paragraph.  This is
> quite different.  

The difference only makes a difference if the rain is localized,
rather than widespread. That's what we get into later in the post when
discussing "scattered showers".

Alas, I seem to have gotten it wrong.

http://www.srh.noaa.gov/ffc/html/pop.shtml

This seemingly-definitive web page tells us that the widespread vs.
scattered nature of the predicted showers is actually factored in to
the PoP (Probability of Precipitation). If there is a 50% chance that
it will rain in the area, and it is certain that it will rain (if it
does rain at all) /throughout/ the area, the PoP is 50%. OTOH, if
there is a 50% change that it will rain in the area, and it will rain
(if it does at all) over only 50% of the area, then the PoP is given
as 25%.

Sorry for the confusion. I should've looked it up before posting.

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Evan Kirshenbaum - 03 Jul 2009 01:35 GMT
> Alas, I seem to have gotten it wrong.
>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> and it will rain (if it does at all) over only 50% of the area, then
> the PoP is given as 25%.

That makes sense.  There's a 25% probability that if you pick a
weather station at random (biased by the distribution of weather
station), that weather station will see measurable rain.  That doesn't
really generalize to an explicit statement of the probability of
scattered showers, which would seem to rather be an expression of the
probability of a particular distribution of events over the entire
area.

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mm - 05 Jul 2009 03:38 GMT
>http://www.srh.noaa.gov/ffc/html/pop.shtml
>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>(if it does at all) over only 50% of the area, then the PoP is given
>as 25%.

That is fantastic.  That is so good to know.

>Sorry for the confusion. I should've looked it up before posting.

Maybe I should have looked it up before asking (but I didn't know how.
Now it occurs to me that I do know how. My usual method would work,
just some times it seems like it won't.

>Jim Deutch (JimboCat)

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mm - 05 Jul 2009 03:43 GMT
I will have to pay more attention to what the weather reports say, if
they say a 25% probabability of precipitation.

Or if they say a 25% chance of scattered showers.  I don't know if
they use this phrase, but I think if they do, it would  be less than a
25% chance of preciptation.

>http://www.srh.noaa.gov/ffc/html/pop.shtml
>
>This seemingly-definitive web page tells us that the widespread vs.
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tsuidf - 01 Jul 2009 20:56 GMT
> > >The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
> > >this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 29 lines]
> one of them getting wet is less than 50%, which is not necessarily
> true for widespread showers.

Oh, sod it!  I'll just look out the window before I leave home and if
it looks dubious I'll take the brolly.
Robert Bannister - 02 Jul 2009 01:10 GMT
> Oh, sod it!  I'll just look out the window before I leave home and if
> it looks dubious I'll take the brolly.

Our weather forecasts have improved immeasurably since the weather
people moved to a building that has a window. Before, you would hear
them say things like "Fine and sunny" when it was pouring outside.
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Jeffrey Turner - 01 Jul 2009 18:04 GMT
>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
>> this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> showers, but obviously, since 50% will have no showers, the showers
> will be scattered?

As I understand it, the forecast is for a region.  Last I knew, the
regions in the US were 60 square miles.  So the forecast means that
there's a 50 percent chance of showers somewhere in that 60 square mile
region but the whole region won't get rain at once.

--Jeff

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Pat Durkin - 01 Jul 2009 18:48 GMT
>>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of
>>> rain this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> As I understand it, the forecast is for a region.  Last I knew, the
> regions in the US were 60 square miles.

I have never heard of that.  Could you be referring to the Tornado and
other Severe Storm stations?  In that case, we are 120 miles east of
one, and 80 miles west of another.  One of our TV weather programs
advertises as "backyard weather", and another announces weather for "our
listening area".  On one channel, the station is on the opposite side of
town (about 10 mi away), but that channel also announces the "airport"
weather.  The airport is about 2 miles away. I appreciate that those
same programs have updates available online with very area-specific
announcements.  My ATT hookup has a "city"-specific page that is only 2
miles away.

Of course smaller and more remote communities may have local airports
and weather stations that provide news through radio broadcasts.

I invested in a weather channels radio and found the US Weather
announcements for my city (Madison) provide terrible reception, while
Green Bay's announcements come in clearly.  I think there are something
like 9 such stations in Wisconsin.  This system used to be called
"Weatherradio", I think.

> So the forecast means that
> there's a 50 percent chance of showers somewhere in that 60 square
> mile
> region but the whole region won't get rain at once.
Evan Kirshenbaum - 01 Jul 2009 20:35 GMT
>>The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of
>>rain this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> showers, but obviously, since 50% will have no showers, the showers
> will be scattered?

As near as I can tell from looking at the AMS glossary

  http://amsglossary.allenpress.com/glossary

"showers" means

  falling in an area no more than about 10 km wide and for a time
  period of less than about one-half hour

"scattered" appears to mean "covering at least an eighth but no more
than half the area", at least when it comes to cloud cover, and I'd
expect it to mean something similar for precipitation.  So my reading
would be that if there are, say, 20 weather stations roughly uniformly
covering the area, there's a 50% chance of between 3 and 10 of them
registering rain but none registering steady rain for more than half
an hour at a time.

The event being given a 50% likelihood of occurrence would presumably
be judged to not have happened if fewer than 3 (not enough for
"scattered") or more than 10 (to much for "scattered") of the stations
reported rain or if any reported steady rain for more than half an
hour (not "showers").  This, of course, includes it not raining.

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Richard Chambers - 05 Jul 2009 23:38 GMT
>>The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
>>this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> showers, but obviously, since 50% will have no showers, the showers
> will be scattered?

Meteorologists could forecast a 50% chance of rain under a variety of
conditions:-

1.  A continuous bank of cloud is approaching the forecast area, but the
meteorologists cannot determine the temperature (and the degree of mixing of
warm and cold air) in the cloud with sufficient accuracy to say with
certainty that rain will come from these clouds. This is a 50% probability
of occasion.
2.  A patchwork of small rain-bearing clouds, interspersed with cloud-free
areas and with other types of cloud not expected to produce rain, is
approaching the forecast area. Some areas will have rain, other nearby areas
will not. Due to the nature of clouds, they cannot state the situation with
any greater accuracy than to say that 50% of the users of the forecast will
have rain, and 50% will not. This is a 50% probability by sub-area, within
the forecast area.
3.  An area of weather is approaching in which cloud is continuously
bubbling up in some places, and evaporating in other places, within the
forecast area. If it bubbles up in your area, you will have rain. Other
areas, maybe no more than a couple of kilometres away, may have no rain.
This is a 50% probability by intrinsic randomness.

I presume that the utterances of weather forecasters are audited. All that
really matters to the customer of the weather forecast is the audited answer
to the following question:-
"If we take all the occasions in the last year on which the forecast has
predicted a 50% probability, have  (approximately) 50% of these forecasts
been followed by rain, and 50% by no rain?"
If the answer is "Yes", the meteorologists are providing the best service
they can, taking into account the nature of weather. If the answer is "No",
they need to improve their technique.

They need to improve their technique anyway. It would be nice to replace
some of these predictions of 50% probability by a more explicit forecast,
either "rain" or "no rain". But the nature of some weather systems (as
described in items 1-3 above) make this a tall order.

Richard Chambers       Leeds   UK.
Skitt - 05 Jul 2009 23:55 GMT

>>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of
>>> rain this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 46 lines]
> weather systems (as described in items 1-3 above) make this a tall
> order.

I'll dare a prediction with 100% certainty:
It will either rain, or it won't.  For sure.

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Robert Bannister - 06 Jul 2009 01:22 GMT
> I'll dare a prediction with 100% certainty:
> It will either rain, or it won't.  For sure.

During my 3 weeks in Singapore, I got to love the local radio weather
forecasts. Every day, it went "It will be fine until 12 noon". They were
always right.

In the afternoon, it would stay fine, but muggy, or it would cloud over
and get slightly cooler, or it would pour down like a waterfall, but the
forecast was never wrong.
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R H Draney - 06 Jul 2009 02:34 GMT
Robert Bannister filted:

>> I'll dare a prediction with 100% certainty:
>> It will either rain, or it won't.  For sure.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>and get slightly cooler, or it would pour down like a waterfall, but the
>forecast was never wrong.

Yet another way of interpreting a "fifty percent" report: they tell you with
absolute certainty what the weather will be for exactly half of the day and
leave the rest unstated....r

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Dr Peter Young - 06 Jul 2009 07:57 GMT
[snip]

> I'll dare a prediction with 100% certainty:
> It will either rain, or it won't.  For sure.

Joke ye not! The UK Met Office's long-range forecast for the winter of
2006/2007 was "There is an equal chance that the winter will be either
warmer or colder than average".

With best wishes,

Peter.

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Evan Kirshenbaum - 06 Jul 2009 15:53 GMT
> [snip]
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> 2006/2007 was "There is an equal chance that the winter will be either
> warmer or colder than average".

That's a very different type of prediction.  I would guess that
normally the chances wouldn't be equal, but Skitt invokes the Law of
the Excluded Middle to make his prediction.

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>> [snip]
>>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>normally the chances wouldn't be equal, but Skitt invokes the Law of
>the Excluded Middle to make his prediction.

Using that law, Skitt's prediction is unassailable. As you said, the
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Richard Chambers - 06 Jul 2009 12:04 GMT
> I wrote:

>> They need to improve their technique anyway. It would be nice to
>> replace some of these predictions of 50% probability by a more
>> explicit forecast, either "rain" or "no rain".

> I'll dare a prediction with 100% certainty:
> It will either rain, or it won't.  For sure.
-------------------------------
You have detected a case of loose wording. What I should have written is:-

They need to improve their technique anyway. It would be nice to replace
some of these predictions of 50% probability by a more explicit forecast:-
either one that explicitly states "rain", or one that explicitly states "no
rain".

Richard Chambers       Leeds   UK.
Robert Bannister - 06 Jul 2009 01:18 GMT
> They need to improve their technique anyway. It would be nice to replace
> some of these predictions of 50% probability by a more explicit forecast,
> either "rain" or "no rain". But the nature of some weather systems (as
> described in items 1-3 above) make this a tall order.

Even when they are more certain about the approaching weather system,
local topography still makes forecasting a bit chancy. Perth, where I
live, has no large hills, but the weather is still patchy unless there
is a really huge cold front - if it's following the usual path from the
SW, the rain falls mainly on the coast and along the course of the
river, while other areas often miss out completely. My own house is in a
valley between two steep ridges and is a lot drier than surrounding areas.

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Cece - 01 Jul 2009 17:09 GMT
> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
> this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
> - Ivana Trump

Several years ago, a local TV weather forecaster was asked that
question -- and answered it!  "A 70% chance of rain" means that it
will rain in 70% of the area the broadcast reaches.
Evan Kirshenbaum - 01 Jul 2009 18:28 GMT
>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of
>> rain this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> question -- and answered it!  "A 70% chance of rain" means that it
> will rain in 70% of the area the broadcast reaches.

Wow.  Was this somebody who just read the weather or somebody who
actually claimed to be a meteorologist?

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>>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of
>>> rain this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>Wow.  Was this somebody who just read the weather or somebody who
>actually claimed to be a meteorologist?

I've heard that given as one of the *wrong* answers on a multiple-choice test
about weather reports...the "right" answer is the one that comes closest to
saying "it has rained seven out of every ten times in the past that the
conditions in the area were the same as what they are right now"....

Around here though, when they say what MC quotes above, it means "four inches of
rain have already fallen here in the last hour"....r

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R H Draney - 02 Jul 2009 02:42 GMT
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>>>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of
>>>> rain this evening."
>
>Around here though, when they say what MC quotes above, it means "four inches of
>rain have already fallen here in the last hour"....r

ObAfterthought: it also means you can't hear him say it, because the electricity
went out about twenty minutes ago....r

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Nick - 02 Jul 2009 07:10 GMT
> Around here though, when they say what MC quotes above, it means "four
> inches of rain have already fallen here in the last hour"....r

My parents had a habit of saying things in (poor attempts at) the
appropriate local accent whenever they told us "it's raining in Wales"
or "apart from thunderstorms in Scotland it's been sunny everywhere" as
we sat under a downpour.

It never gives you a lot of confidence in their ability to predict the
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Pat Durkin - 01 Jul 2009 18:51 GMT
On Jul 1, 7:35 am, MC <copes...@mapca.inter.net> wrote:
> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
> this evening."
>
> It sounds authoritative and scientific, but what does it actually
> mean?

Cece: Several years ago, a local TV weather forecaster was asked that
question -- and answered it!  "A 70% chance of rain" means that it
will rain in 70% of the area the broadcast reaches.

Pat: I wonder if that guy is still employed there!
Mudge - 01 Jul 2009 17:26 GMT
> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
> this evening."
>
> It sounds authoritative and scientific, but what does it actually mean?

It is quite likely you will get wet if you go out without your Mac or Unbrella

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Mudge - 01 Jul 2009 17:30 GMT
>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
>> this evening."
>>
>> It sounds authoritative and scientific, but what does it actually mean?
>
> It is quite likely you will get wet if you go out without your Mac or Unbrella

Umbrella - damned cat !

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Robert Bannister - 02 Jul 2009 01:13 GMT
>>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
>>> this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Umbrella - damned cat !

It wasn't that the puzzled me, but the capital M. Why would you take a
nasty hamburger with you instead of a mac?

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Pat Durkin - 02 Jul 2009 03:03 GMT
>>>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of
>>>> rain this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> It wasn't that the puzzled me, but the capital M. Why would you take a
> nasty hamburger with you instead of a mac?

LOL
John Kane - 02 Jul 2009 23:36 GMT
> >>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
> >>> this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> It wasn't that the puzzled me, but the capital M. Why would you take a
> nasty hamburger with you instead of a mac?

MAC - Portable computer.  Open halfway and hold over head.

John Kane, Kingston ON Canada
Roland Hutchinson - 05 Jul 2009 05:29 GMT
>> >>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
>> >>> this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> John Kane, Kingston ON Canada

Watch those caps!

MAC = Media Access Control (as in MAC address).

Mac = Macintosh computer (not necessarily portable).

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John Varela - 03 Jul 2009 00:20 GMT
> >>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
> >>> this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> It wasn't that the puzzled me, but the capital M. Why would you take a
> nasty hamburger with you instead of a mac?

He's not taking a hamburger, he's taking an Apple laptop computer.  
When it starts to rain he will hold the computer over his head.

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Roland Hutchinson - 03 Jul 2009 04:41 GMT
>>>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
>>>> this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> It wasn't that the puzzled me, but the capital M. Why would you take a
> nasty hamburger with you instead of a mac?

That would be silly.  You're meant to take your computer.

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MC - 01 Jul 2009 17:39 GMT
> > The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
> > this evening."
> >
> > It sounds authoritative and scientific, but what does it actually mean?
>
> It is quite likely you will get wet if you go out without your Mac or Unbrella

But where does the *percentage* come into play?

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Frank ess - 01 Jul 2009 18:07 GMT
>>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of
>>> rain this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> But where does the *percentage* come into play?

An unpredictably-defined portion constituting 30% of the area for
which the "prediction" is predicted will not get rained upon.

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John Varela - 01 Jul 2009 18:24 GMT
> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
> this evening."
>
> It sounds authoritative and scientific, but what does it actually mean?
It's one of those mysteries of life.

Some 30 years ago when the Weather Bureau (I think it was still
called the Weather Bureau at that time) first started giving those
percentages, I asked a cow orker who had a degree in meteorology
what that meant.  He hadn't actually worked as a meteorologist for
at least a decade, so he didn't know, but supposed that if a
forecaster had ten indicators that suggest rain, and four of the
indicators say "yes" and six of them say "no", then the probability
of rain would be 40%.

Now of course they have satellites and ground Doppler weather radars
and know all about El Nino and everything and they still can't
forecast 8 hours in advance.  Sometimes you can look out the window
and see that the forecast is already wrong.

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Robert Bannister - 02 Jul 2009 01:15 GMT
> Now of course they have satellites and ground Doppler weather radars
> and know all about El Nino and everything and they still can't
> forecast 8 hours in advance.  Sometimes you can look out the window
> and see that the forecast is already wrong.

I like it when the forecaster tells us he can see several thunderstorms
on his radar screen when we have clear skies. When the rain never
reaches our shores, however, they never explain why.
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R H Draney - 02 Jul 2009 02:37 GMT
Robert Bannister filted:

>> Now of course they have satellites and ground Doppler weather radars
>> and know all about El Nino and everything and they still can't
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>on his radar screen when we have clear skies. When the rain never
>reaches our shores, however, they never explain why.

You mean you don't have a permanent "heat island" keeping the wet at bay?...r

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Jerry Friedman - 02 Jul 2009 04:22 GMT
> Robert Bannister filted:
>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> You mean you don't have a permanent "heat island" keeping the wet at bay?...r

Except when you have four inches in an hour?

This reminds me that I recently talked with a woman who had just moved
from Arizona to Santa Fe.  She said she used to get depressed in
spring because summer was coming.

Now she'd be cheering up, I suppose, with the "monsoon" coming, except
that we've had a weird year.  Monsoon in June is crooned to the same
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MC - 02 Jul 2009 04:26 GMT
I just remembered a classic bit of weather jargon I heard on the radio:

"We're in a liquid precipitation situation."

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Evan Kirshenbaum - 02 Jul 2009 07:16 GMT
> I just remembered a classic bit of weather jargon I heard on the
> radio:
>
> "We're in a liquid precipitation situation."

Presumably as opposed to solid precipitation, such as hail, sleet,
snow, or animals.

   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raining_animals

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MC - 02 Jul 2009 11:38 GMT
> > I just remembered a classic bit of weather jargon I heard on the
> > radio:
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
>     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raining_animals

The local English service of CBC radio had a francophone weather man
fill in for the regular guy. What he lacked in English skills he more
than made up for in enthusiasm.

(Without a trace of humour or irony)  "It's going to be very hot and
humid throughout the day. I will probably be sweating in bed tonight and
I know I won't be alone."

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John Kane - 02 Jul 2009 23:38 GMT
> In article <ab3nboey....@hpl.hp.com>,
>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> humid throughout the day. I will probably be sweating in bed tonight and
> I know I won't be alone."

Jean Chretien is starting a second career?

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John Holmes - 02 Jul 2009 13:44 GMT
>> I just remembered a classic bit of weather jargon I heard on the
>> radio:
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
>    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raining_animals

One very recent example of that:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/06/22/2604222.htm

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John Varela - 03 Jul 2009 00:34 GMT
> >> I just remembered a classic bit of weather jargon I heard on the
> >> radio:
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> One very recent example of that:
> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/06/22/2604222.htm

Evidently no one has actually seen the animals falling from the sky.
What has happened is that fish and tadpoles have been observed in
unexpected places.

I'm suspecting hoaxers a la the crop circles.  Speaking of crop
circles, I haven't heard anything about them for quite a while.  Did
all of the pranksters get tired of the joke?

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Evan Kirshenbaum - 03 Jul 2009 01:47 GMT
> Evidently no one has actually seen the animals falling from the sky.
> What has happened is that fish and tadpoles have been observed in
> unexpected places.

Well, nobody's photographed it, but people have claimed to see it:

   At all events, Phænias, in the second book of his Eresian
   Magistrates, says that in the Cersonesus it once rained fish
   uninterruptedly for three days; and Phylarchus, in his fourth
   book, says that people had often seen it raining fish, and often
   also raining wheat, and that the same thing has happened with
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>Well, nobody's photographed it, but people have claimed to see it:
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>                      Athenæus, _The Deipnosophists_, C.D. Yonge [tr],
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John Varela - 03 Jul 2009 20:20 GMT
> > Evidently no one has actually seen the animals falling from the sky.
> > What has happened is that fish and tadpoles have been observed in
> > unexpected places.
>
> Well, nobody's photographed it, but people have claimed to see it:

I was making specific reference to the incidents in Japan.

>     At all events, Phænias, in the second book of his Eresian
>     Magistrates, says that in the Cersonesus it once rained fish
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>                       Athenæus, _The Deipnosophists_, C.D. Yonge [tr],
>                       1854

Well, those ancient guys were always seeing signs and portents.

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LFS - 03 Jul 2009 07:46 GMT
>>>> I just remembered a classic bit of weather jargon I heard on the
>>>> radio:
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> circles, I haven't heard anything about them for quite a while.  Did
> all of the pranksters get tired of the joke?

This recent one was fairly spectacular:

http://io9.com/5306026/did-this-jellyfish-crop-circle-accurately-predict-a-solar
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John Varela - 03 Jul 2009 20:17 GMT
> This recent one was fairly spectacular:
>
> http://io9.com/5306026/did-this-jellyfish-crop-circle-accurately-predict-a-solar
-storm
 
Crop circles make me feel great, too.  I'm glad to see that they are
not only continuing but improving.

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Nick Spalding - 03 Jul 2009 10:45 GMT
John Varela wrote, in <dxizd0mOwXzR-pn2-fbt3DpkwUvzW@localhost>
on 2 Jul 2009 23:34:58 GMT:

> > >> I just remembered a classic bit of weather jargon I heard on the
> > >> radio:
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>  What has happened is that fish and tadpoles have been observed in
> unexpected places.

I picked up a starfish on my back patio during a severe south-westerly
gale about forty years ago.  Dublin Bay is about 500 yards away in that
direction.

> I'm suspecting hoaxers a la the crop circles.  Speaking of crop
> circles, I haven't heard anything about them for quite a while.  Did
> all of the pranksters get tired of the joke?
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John Varela - 03 Jul 2009 00:25 GMT
> > I just remembered a classic bit of weather jargon I heard on the
> > radio:
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Presumably as opposed to solid precipitation, such as hail, sleet,
> snow, or animals.

Aren't animals, like people, mostly liquid?

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Evan Kirshenbaum - 03 Jul 2009 00:49 GMT
>> > I just remembered a classic bit of weather jargon I heard on the
>> > radio:
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Aren't animals, like people, mostly liquid?

I think that when it comes to things falling, it doesn't matter a
whole lot what the filling is as long as the boundary doesn't rupture
(and often not even then).  I'd consider, say, a metal ball filled
with water to be a solid object even if the water significantly
outweighed the metal.

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R H Draney - 02 Jul 2009 06:37 GMT
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>> You mean you don't have a permanent "heat island" keeping the wet at bay?=
>...r
>
>Except when you have four inches in an hour?

That doesn't count because it comes in sideways....

Which reminds me...how come we never heard about "microbursts" until about ten
years ago?...

>This reminds me that I recently talked with a woman who had just moved
>from Arizona to Santa Fe.  She said she used to get depressed in
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>that we've had a weird year.  Monsoon in June is crooned to the same
>tune.

As of 2008, the monsoon begins on June 15th...every year...regardless of the
weather....r

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John Varela - 03 Jul 2009 00:52 GMT
> Which reminds me...how come we never heard about "microbursts" until about ten
> years ago?...

A good deal longer than ten years ago.  The term became common in
the aftermath of the crash of Eastern Airlines Flight 66 at JFK in
June 1975.

http://www.nsf.gov/discoveries/disc_summ.jsp?cntn_id=100485&org=ATM

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Evan Kirshenbaum - 01 Jul 2009 18:25 GMT
> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of
> rain this evening."
>
> It sounds authoritative and scientific, but what does it actually
> mean?

On average, in the evenings of 70% of the days for which such a
prediction is made, there will be measurable rain collected at a
particular measurement station.  At least that's what it means to
accurately consistently make such predictions.  For a single
prediction, it means that the person making the prediction thinks that
it's considerably more likely than not, but not certain to rain and
should be willing to take either side of a 7:3 bet on it raining.

There are established ways of formally measuring the accuracy of such
meterological predictions over time (involving things like Brier
scores), although I don't know that anybody actually publishes how
well the various people and agencies who make predictions do.

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Rich Ulrich - 01 Jul 2009 21:44 GMT
>> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of
>> rain this evening."
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>scores), although I don't know that anybody actually publishes how
>well the various people and agencies who make predictions do.

Okay, there are some definitions.

I think it has been decades since I heard a weatherman
be so careless, but we have had some proud weather professionals
working out of Pittsburgh.

If they expect that  "70% of the region is going to get some
rain this evening,"  that is what they will say.  

And i've heard them say that there is a good chance that a
front will pass south of the city, and if that happens, the
rain/ snow is only expected in these (waving at the map) counties.

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Kalmia - 01 Jul 2009 18:47 GMT
I have to get a beef out here.  My local tv station insists on reading
the local temperatures, droning for about a minute,  "78 in Anytown,
76 in Barftown,  etc."  Why can't they just say that  the local temps
are in the high seventies.  Grrr..  Do they have that much air time to
waste?
MC - 01 Jul 2009 18:55 GMT
In article
<c013d487-17e6-447c-8ebb-6b9cb55df763@24g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>,

> I have to get a beef out here.  My local tv station insists on reading
> the local temperatures, droning for about a minute,  "78 in Anytown,
> 76 in Barftown,  etc."  Why can't they just say that  the local temps
> are in the high seventies.  Grrr..  Do they have that much air time to
> waste?

My pet beef is the amount of time they spend on where the weather was
and what the weather was *yesterday*

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Vinny Burgoo - 01 Jul 2009 20:01 GMT
> > I have to get a beef out here.  My local tv station insists on reading
> > the local temperatures, droning for about a minute,  "78 in Anytown,
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> My pet beef is the amount of time they spend on where the weather was
> and what the weather was *yesterday*

My pet beef is that they are so excited by DEM fancy maps that they
are forever panning across them and never keep them still enough for
anyone seriously interested in the weather to have any idea what's
expected. Bring back magnetboards, sez I! And moustaches. And brown
suits and kipper ties. And cups of tea with chocolate digestives. And
bicycling cricket-mad vicars. And so on.

And who gives a sh.t about what's happening in Madagascar? You've only
got a minute. Keep it simple, folks.

And another thing ...

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franzi - 01 Jul 2009 20:23 GMT
> > > I have to get a beef out here.  My local tv station insists on reading
> > > the local temperatures, droning for about a minute,  "78 in Anytown,
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>
> And another thing ...
is that on a temperature-forecast per person basis, the people of
Enniskillen have the rest of the United Kingdom beat hands down. It
has only between 13 and 14 thousand inhabitants but gets a municipal
forecast alongside those for London and Birmingham in national weather
forecasting. I wonder what it costs them on the rates.
--
franzi
Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 02 Jul 2009 14:52 GMT
> And another thing ...
>is that on a temperature-forecast per person basis, the people of
>Enniskillen have the rest of the United Kingdom beat hands down. It
>has only between 13 and 14 thousand inhabitants but gets a municipal
>forecast alongside those for London and Birmingham in national weather
>forecasting. I wonder what it costs them on the rates.

Zero. Those public weather forecasts are paid for centrally. In any case
the weather forecast may be of more value to the inhabitants of the area
surounding Enniskillen than it is to those in urban areas. Weather is of
immediate practical importance to farmers in a way that it isn't to most
dwellers in urban areas.

Having written that, I'm wondering whether the tennis championships at
Wimbledon should be classified as agriculutural in view of the
importance of weather forecasts to their administrators.

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Pat Durkin - 01 Jul 2009 20:27 GMT
>>> I have to get a beef out here. My local tv station insists on
>>> reading the local temperatures, droning for about a minute, "78 in
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>
> And another thing ...

Yes?

Oh, I forgot to mention, the wise forecaster also hedges his bets by
having recourse to the Farmer's Almanack.
Ack!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farmers'_Almanac
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"-ac" ending.)
Ian Jackson - 01 Jul 2009 20:22 GMT
>In article
><c013d487-17e6-447c-8ebb-6b9cb55df763@24g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>,
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>My pet beef is the amount of time they spend on where the weather was
>and what the weather was *yesterday*

My pet beef is the dumbed-down "high" and "low", which are invariably
used when they really mean "maximum" and "minimum" (temperatures). We,
in Britain, imported this from the USA some 20 years ago, and it still
grates.
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Bill McCray - 01 Jul 2009 22:15 GMT
> >In article
> ><c013d487-17e6-447c-8ebb-6b9cb55df763@24g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>,
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> in Britain, imported this from the USA some 20 years ago, and it still
> grates.

The terms "high" and "low" don't bother me, but I have always been
bothered when they tell me the "normal high and low" for a given date.
If 50 is the "normal low" for tomorrow, then anything but 50 is
abnormal for that date.  

I have actually convinced one of our local weather people that it's
the "average low" and "average high" that he is reporting, and he now
states it that way.

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Evan Kirshenbaum - 01 Jul 2009 23:57 GMT
> The terms "high" and "low" don't bother me, but I have always been
> bothered when they tell me the "normal high and low" for a given
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> the "average low" and "average high" that he is reporting, and he now
> states it that way.

Can you get him to state what sort of "average" he uses and what it's
averaged over?  One web page

   http://cimms.ou.edu/~doswell/Normals/normal.html

says that the (US) National Weather Service and National Climate Data
Center average over the most recent four whole or partial decades
starting on a year ending in 1.  That is, currently, averages are over
1971-2009, but in 2011, it will switch to 1981-2011 and temperatures
from 1971-1980 will be dropped.  I had not known that.

Of course, "average temperature" can be quite misleading, too.  A
desert region in which it's 105° during the day and 55° at night might
have an average temperature of about 75°.  But only for a few minutes
a day.

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Bill McCray - 02 Jul 2009 02:46 GMT
> > The terms "high" and "low" don't bother me, but I have always been
> > bothered when they tell me the "normal high and low" for a given
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> 1971-2009, but in 2011, it will switch to 1981-2011 and temperatures
> from 1971-1980 will be dropped.  I had not known that.

I hadn't known that either.  Thanks for the information.  I have been
assuming that it was the average over the time records were being
kept.

> Of course, "average temperature" can be quite misleading, too.  A
> desert region in which it's 105° during the day and 55° at night might
> have an average temperature of about 75°.  But only for a few minutes
> a day.

Well, for a day there're the high, the low, and the average.  

For a date, a week, a month, a year, or any given period of time,
there are an average high, an average low, and an average average.

Now I'm wondering if the average temperature given for a day is the
average of the high and low, the average of readings taken every hour,
the average for readings taken at another interval, or a continuous
average.  The last is the real average.  The others are approximations
that are easier to get.

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Marshall Price - 05 Jul 2009 00:23 GMT
>>> In article
>>> <c013d487-17e6-447c-8ebb-6b9cb55df763@24g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>,
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
> the "average low" and "average high" that he is reporting, and he now
> states it that way.

  That's mean, if you ask me.

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Bill McCray - 05 Jul 2009 20:57 GMT
> > The terms "high" and "low" don't bother me, but I have always been
> > bothered when they tell me the "normal high and low" for a given date.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
>    That's mean, if you ask me.

Excellent.

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Evan Kirshenbaum - 01 Jul 2009 22:16 GMT
> My pet beef is the dumbed-down "high" and "low", which are invariably
> used when they really mean "maximum" and "minimum" (temperatures). We,
> in Britain, imported this from the USA some 20 years ago, and it still
> grates.

That's been established here for (at least) nearly a hundred years.
It would never occur to me to think of it as strange.

The OED doesn't appear to have this sense.  It has a sense of "a
record, a high level exceeding that previously attained", cited to
1926, but this is more "the maximum value within some time interval".
So,

   [Attn Jesse Sheidlower: OED missing sense]

   Mr. Farrell.  I know that from time to time during the day we
   published it.  Here it is: International Mercantile Marine; common
   2,100 shares were dealt in; opened at $6 a share.  The high was
   $6; the low was $5.50; the close was $6.

                              Subcommittee of the Committee on
                              Commerce, US Senate, Thursday, May 9,
                              1912

If that approximate date and "International Mercantile Marine" don't
ring any bells, that's the company that owned the _Titanic_, which had
just sunk.

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Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 01 Jul 2009 23:35 GMT
>> My pet beef is the dumbed-down "high" and "low", which are invariably
>> used when they really mean "maximum" and "minimum" (temperatures). We,
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
>ring any bells, that's the company that owned the _Titanic_, which had
>just sunk.

I'm sitting just a few miles, as the albatross flies, from where the
Titanic was built.

In these here parts it is well known that the Titanic was built for,
owned and operated by the White Star Line.

<Googles and Wikis a bit.>

OK. The White Star Line was owned by IMM. J. Bruce Ismay of the White
Star Line was one of the founders of IMM.

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Mark Brader - 02 Jul 2009 06:27 GMT
Peter Duncanson:
> I'm sitting just a few miles, as the albatross flies, from where the
> Titanic was built.

This reminds me of one of the TV documentaries shown on A&E around
1997 when the movie "Titanic" was piquing interest in the ship.
They said that the Titanic was "the pride of Belfast, Northern Ireland".

> In these here parts it is well known that the Titanic was built for,
> owned and operated by the White Star Line.
>
> <Googles and Wikis a bit.>
>
> OK. The White Star Line was owned by IMM. ...

Uh-huh.  British line, American owners.
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Nick - 02 Jul 2009 07:07 GMT
> Peter Duncanson:
>> I'm sitting just a few miles, as the albatross flies, from where the
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> 1997 when the movie "Titanic" was piquing interest in the ship.
> They said that the Titanic was "the pride of Belfast, Northern Ireland".

I'm guessing "Arts and Entertainment".  But A&E ("Accident and
Emergency", the British for "ER" - which we use for Her Majesty, of
course!) would be a perfect name for a channel, since all we seem to get
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Mark Brader - 02 Jul 2009 09:07 GMT
Mark Brader:
>> This reminds me of one of the TV documentaries shown on A&E around
>> 1997 when the movie "Titanic" was piquing interest in the ship.

Nick Atty:
> I'm guessing "Arts and Entertainment".

Etymologically correct, anyway.  I think it's just A&E these days.
A sealed acronym, as Al Kriman calls them over at SBF.

> But A&E ("Accident and Emergency", the British for "ER" - which
> we use for Her Majesty, of course!) would be a perfect name for a
> channel, since all we seem to get is car-crash television these days.

Hah, good point!  And for that matter, that expansion would certainly
fit with documentaries about the Titanic...
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HVS - 02 Jul 2009 09:27 GMT
On 02 Jul 2009, Mark Brader wrote

> Mark Brader:
>>> This reminds me of one of the TV documentaries shown on A&E
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> Etymologically correct, anyway.  I think it's just A&E these
> days. A sealed acronym, as Al Kriman calls them over at SBF.

ESPN - Entertainment & Sports Programming Network -- is probably
another "sealed acronym"; I had to google to make sure I had it
right.  Not sure about the other networks -- HBO/CBS/NBC/ABC, etc.

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Evan Kirshenbaum - 02 Jul 2009 16:23 GMT
> On 02 Jul 2009, Mark Brader wrote
>
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> another "sealed acronym"; I had to google to make sure I had it
> right.  Not sure about the other networks -- HBO/CBS/NBC/ABC, etc.

The copyright notice on HBO pages calls it "Home Box Office, Inc."
CBS appears to be just "CBS Corporation".  NBC is owned by "NBC
Universal, Inc.", and their corporate pages just talk about "the NBC
Television Network".  ABC seems to be "ABC, Inc.

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John Varela - 03 Jul 2009 01:09 GMT
> The copyright notice on HBO pages calls it "Home Box Office, Inc."
> CBS appears to be just "CBS Corporation".  NBC is owned by "NBC
> Universal, Inc.", and their corporate pages just talk about "the NBC
> Television Network".  ABC seems to be "ABC, Inc.

Once upon a time CBS stood for "Columbia Broadcasting System", NBC
for "National Broadcasting Company", and ABC stood for "American
Broadcasting Company".  At one time NBC had two networks, the Red
and the Blue.  The Blue Network was spun off as ABC in the early
1940s when the FCC limited networks to one station per city.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Network

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Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 02 Jul 2009 12:47 GMT
>Peter Duncanson:
>> I'm sitting just a few miles, as the albatross flies, from where the
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>1997 when the movie "Titanic" was piquing interest in the ship.
>They said that the Titanic was "the pride of Belfast, Northern Ireland".

It was, and still is.

It was not the fault of the makers that some fool captain drove the ship
straight at an iceberg,

Some years ago (1980s? 1990s?) engineering drawings of the Titanic were
found which clearly included many more lifeboats than were eventually
supplied. It seems that the designers had proposed enough capacity for
all passengers and crew but that this proposal had been rejected by the
UK regulatory authority, the Board of Trade.

The "Titanic" name is currently being used in Belfast for tourist
attractions and other purposes.

The area within which the ship was built is being developed for both
modern and heritage purposes:
http://www.titanic-quarter.com/index.php

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Mark Brader - 03 Jul 2009 02:09 GMT
Mark Brader:
>> This reminds me of one of the TV documentaries shown on A&E around
>> 1997 when the movie "Titanic" was piquing interest in the ship.
>> They said that the Titanic was "the pride of Belfast, Northern Ireland".

Peter Duncanson:
> It was, and still is.

No, it was the pride of Belfast, Ireland, UK.

> It was not the fault of the makers that some fool captain drove the ship
> straight at an iceberg,

More precisely, straight at an icefield.  It also wasn't their fault
that on average the lifeboats departed from the ship only about 60% full.

> Some years ago (1980s? 1990s?) engineering drawings of the Titanic were
> found which clearly included many more lifeboats than were eventually
> supplied. It seems that the designers had proposed enough capacity for
> all passengers and crew but that this proposal had been rejected by the
> UK regulatory authority, the Board of Trade.

Not at all; it was rejected by White Star (or maybe by IMM), either on
cost or esthetic grounds or both, I forget the details.  The BOT only
decreed a minimum number of lifeboats, which the Titanic in fact exceeded
(by the four collapsible boats).
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Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 03 Jul 2009 14:22 GMT
>Mark Brader:
>>> This reminds me of one of the TV documentaries shown on A&E around
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
>No, it was the pride of Belfast, Ireland, UK.

Oops!

>> It was not the fault of the makers that some fool captain drove the ship
>> straight at an iceberg,
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>decreed a minimum number of lifeboats, which the Titanic in fact exceeded
>(by the four collapsible boats).

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ke10@cam.ac.uk - 02 Jul 2009 18:18 GMT
>My pet beef is the dumbed-down "high" and "low", which are invariably
>used when they really mean "maximum" and "minimum" (temperatures). We,
>in Britain, imported this from the USA some 20 years ago, and it still
>grates.

My pet beef is that automatic equating of "good" with "hot and dry".  When
we're in the middle of a drought, banned from watering our gardens, and
desperate for some rain, the forecasters still say "it'll be a really good day"
when they mean it won't rain.

Katy
R H Draney - 02 Jul 2009 19:20 GMT
ke10@cam.ac.uk filted:

>My pet beef is that automatic equating of "good" with "hot and dry".  When
>we're in the middle of a drought, banned from watering our gardens, and
>desperate for some rain, the forecasters still say "it'll be a really good day"
>when they mean it won't rain.

If only Anthony could wish them into the cornfield....r

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Nick - 02 Jul 2009 21:25 GMT
>>My pet beef is the dumbed-down "high" and "low", which are invariably
>>used when they really mean "maximum" and "minimum" (temperatures). We,
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> desperate for some rain, the forecasters still say "it'll be a really good day"
> when they mean it won't rain.

My related one in the period from mid autumn to mid spring is, after
telling us it's going to be absolutely horrible all day they say with a
ghastly day-glo smile "but never mind, it's going to be lovely and
warm".  I don't want it to be yet another mild, wet and dreary day.  I
want it to be crisp and fresh and wintery.  If that means it is cold,
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Robert Bannister - 02 Jul 2009 01:18 GMT
> I have to get a beef out here.  My local tv station insists on reading
> the local temperatures, droning for about a minute,  "78 in Anytown,
> 76 in Barftown,  etc."  Why can't they just say that  the local temps
> are in the high seventies.  Grrr..  Do they have that much air time to
> waste?

Why don't they just show a map with each town's temperature? If you had
said "radio station", I could have understood it. My complaint about our
own TV forecasts is that they don't allow us enough time to find the
town I might be travelling to as well as look at my own local area.

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MC - 02 Jul 2009 01:21 GMT
> > I have to get a beef out here.  My local tv station insists on reading
> > the local temperatures, droning for about a minute,  "78 in Anytown,
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> own TV forecasts is that they don't allow us enough time to find the
> town I might be travelling to as well as look at my own local area.

These days I use the internet for weather forecasts and have bookmarked
my most frequent destinations.

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tony cooper - 02 Jul 2009 02:37 GMT
>> > I have to get a beef out here.  My local tv station insists on reading
>> > the local temperatures, droning for about a minute,  "78 in Anytown,
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>These days I use the internet for weather forecasts and have bookmarked
>my most frequent destinations.

I use the window.  I look out, and see if it's raining.  
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Roland Hutchinson - 03 Jul 2009 04:45 GMT
>>> > I have to get a beef out here.  My local tv station insists on reading
>>> > the local temperatures, droning for about a minute,  "78 in Anytown,
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> I use the window.  I look out, and see if it's raining.

High bandwidth, but unfortunately also very high latency if you want to know
if it will be raining tomorrow.

This however, merely recapitulates the history of weather forecasting: it
was a major milestone when computer models reached the point where they
could produce a reasonably reliable seven-day forecast in less than seven
days of running time.

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Patok - 01 Jul 2009 18:53 GMT
> The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
> this evening."
>
> It sounds authoritative and scientific, but what does it actually mean?

    Some people already answered; I'll try to do it in a more
illustrative manner.
    It means it will rain on 70% of the area at any one moment. It can
mean that the cloud cover (of rain clouds) covers 70% of the sky, and
the other 30% is clear sky. Or it can mean that it is completely
overcast, but only 70% of the clouds are heavy enough to produce rain.
Both of these alternatives predict nothing about any specific point in
the area. Depending on how the clouds move, any specific place - your
house for example - may get no rain at all, or constant rain, or
intermittent. The only certain thing is, that it will rain on about 70%
of the area at any given moment, and if there are dry patches where it
doesn't rain at all, they will be no more than 30% of the total.
    That's what the meteorologists mean when they make predictions of
that kind. That is the meaning of NOAA's hourly weather graph
percentages too. How well these predictions work out, is an entirely
different matter.

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Hatunen - 01 Jul 2009 21:17 GMT
>The TV weather forecaster says, "There's a 70 per cent chance of rain
>this evening."
>
>It sounds authoritative and scientific, but what does it actually mean?

Lots of info by googling for - percent chance of rain -.

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