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EVE - 03 Nov 2006 12:39 GMT

1. A Gust of Dust
2. A Wave of Water
3. A Hive's Fill of Honey
4. A Storm of Snow
5. A Life of Strife
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Fred Tehbot - 03 Nov 2006 13:06 GMT

EVE <david_i_usmazrah@hotmail.com>, delivered in
<hjamk213gujeidbbifrkgr61j356t8mem8@4ax.com>:

> A Gust of Dust.

It's simple, is it not? Even for you.

> Only my mother really loves me.

Book a padded cell.

> A Wave of Water.

You're on the road to oblivion. You're naked on a treadmill with a light
bulb up your a.s.

> I GET THIS EMOTIONAL INTIMACY ANXIETY! I AM JSUT SO SO SO
> OVERWHELMED!!!

If it's itchy, don't scratch it.

> A Hive's Fill of Honey.

Make a mental note; oh, you're out of paper.

> I am losing weight, but I think I have worms living in my intestines.

Your immediate death would fix that, EVE

> A Storm of Snow.

Not so long back, about a hundred years ago, I was in the lounge room
and the air began to 'feel funny.' I could smell ozone, everything went
quiet, my hair stood on end, bbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ KER
f.cking BOOM! Lightning hit a telegraph pole on the opposite side of the
road, no more than 10 metres away. It fried the f.cking pole and cracked
it right down the middle, then the pole fell over. The bloke next door
was on the phone. The surge ran up the phone line and burned two holes
in his hand.

> A Life of Strife.

Life isn't all bad, is it?

> 6.

> 7.

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