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Hamburgers as Sandwiches in California

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Evan Kirshenbaum - 13 Nov 2006 16:01 GMT
From this week's _Mountain View Voice_, a review of a new restaurant
specializing in hamburgers with the headline "That glorious American
sandwich".  That it's not just the headline-writer is attested to by
the fact that in the article itself we fine

   For those who are indecisive -- or develop brain freeze -- the menu
   lists a half-dozen Signature Burgers and a few other sandwiches,
   like a Stacked BLT with garlic aioli ($6.50), to help ease the
   burden.

I'll let you know if next week's issue includes a flood of letters
complaining that a hamburger isn't a sandwich.

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the Omrud - 13 Nov 2006 16:04 GMT
Evan Kirshenbaum <kirshenbaum@hpl.hp.com> had it:

> From this week's _Mountain View Voice_, a review of a new restaurant
> specializing in hamburgers with the headline "That glorious American
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> I'll let you know if next week's issue includes a flood of letters
> complaining that a hamburger isn't a sandwich.

It will now.

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BW - 14 Nov 2006 21:31 GMT
>Evan Kirshenbaum <kirshenbaum@hpl.hp.com> had it:
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>>     like a Stacked BLT with garlic aioli ($6.50), to help ease the
>>     burden.

Has no one noticed that the writer also doesn't understand the meaning
of the term "brain freeze"?

AFAIK it is the numbing sensation in your upper palate from eating too
much ice cream too fast.

BW
Evan Kirshenbaum - 14 Nov 2006 22:02 GMT
>>Evan Kirshenbaum <kirshenbaum@hpl.hp.com> had it:

[quoting]

>>>     For those who are indecisive -- or develop brain freeze -- the
>>>     menu lists a half-dozen Signature Burgers and a few other
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> AFAIK it is the numbing sensation in your upper palate from eating
> too much ice cream too fast.

I've seen the other sense, too.  Checking Google Books

  When you get to the essay section, the last thing you want to
  happen is a _brain freeze_.  You know the feeling: You look at the
  page, you see the words, your brain doesn't register, you stare
  into space...you can't think of a thing to write about.

              _Kaplan SSAT & ISEE 2005_

  Do you get brain freeze when you see variables?  Shake the cold
  sweats by pretending they're real numbers and do your stuff.

              Frieder, _Mastering Math Skills_, 2002

  He checked this flop, and I had my second brain freeze of the final
  table (the first was worse, more like a hallucination than a brain
  freeze, but fortunately it cost me only a few chips) and moved in.

              Hellmuth, _Bad Beats and Lucky Draws_, 2004

  "I have been staring at that top for twenty minutes.  It was just a
  top.  You walk in, and in three seconds, it's an outfit."
     "It comes from years of experiencing fashion brain freeze just
  like the one you had," she said.

              _Gilmore Girls: Like Mother, Like Daughter_, 2000

  Unless you are some kind of linguistic Houdini, you will experience
  the same brain freeze as everyone else who ever tried to learn
  Spanish and gave up.

              _Learning Construction Spanglish_, 2005

  On a date, food isn't just food anymore.  There's so much more
  importance placed upon it that deciding what to order can give you
  brain freeze.

              Kimes, _Dating Sucks_, 2005

The earliest I see on Usenet is from 1990 in alt.sex:

   A few months ago, a friend of mine who always seems to find just
  the right things to annoy me did it again with a simple question.
  He asked me to name a girl's name that doesn't end with a vowel
  ("y" included).  Yeah, I know this is easy for a lot of you out
  there.  But I went into a major brain freeze.  After staring at the
  walls for about half an hour, I finally came up with "Amber."

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Pat Durkin - 14 Nov 2006 23:59 GMT
> The earliest I see on Usenet is from 1990 in alt.sex:
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>   there.  But I went into a major brain freeze.  After staring at the
>   walls for about half an hour, I finally came up with "Amber."

My sister's name is "Ruth".  This took less than 3 minutes to recall and
type.

But I do't know who posted the original.
Tony Cooper - 15 Nov 2006 01:11 GMT
>> The earliest I see on Usenet is from 1990 in alt.sex:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>My sister's name is "Ruth".  This took less than 3 minutes to recall and
>type.

I gave up after 20 minutes and asked my wife, Kathleen, and she
couldn't come up with one either.

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Pat Durkin - 15 Nov 2006 01:49 GMT
>>> The earliest I see on Usenet is from 1990 in alt.sex:
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> I gave up after 20 minutes and asked my wife, Kathleen, and she
> couldn't come up with one either.

Ah, well.  Is she as old as you and I?  Did you celebrate your 70th yet?
Tony Cooper - 15 Nov 2006 03:18 GMT
>>>> The earliest I see on Usenet is from 1990 in alt.sex:
>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>>
>Ah, well.  Is she as old as you and I?

Much younger.  I was born in early May, and she was born in late
December.  Of the same year.

> Did you celebrate your 70th yet?

No.  I haven't celebrated my 68th yet.  It passed, but I didn't
celebrate.

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Pat Durkin - 15 Nov 2006 00:01 GMT
>>>Evan Kirshenbaum <kirshenbaum@hpl.hp.com> had it:
>
[quoted text clipped - 58 lines]
>   there.  But I went into a major brain freeze.  After staring at the
>   walls for about half an hour, I finally came up with "Amber."

OK.  I will whoosh myself.  I hadn't read the basic question.
But, any way:  Sarah, Hannah, Esther.  Are all of these coming out of
the bible?
Peter Moylan - 15 Nov 2006 01:42 GMT
>> A few months ago, a friend of mine who always seems to find just
>> the right things to annoy me did it again with a simple question.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> any way:  Sarah, Hannah, Esther.  Are all of these coming out of the
> bible?

To non-rhotic speakers, all of these end with a vowel sound. (And, for
that matter, few rhotic speakers pronounce the final 'h'.) This leaves
us with the question of whether we're talking about pronounced or
written vowels.

You, unsurprisingly, were able to remember the name of your sister,
which qualifies by either criterion. By coincidence, both of my sisters
(Anne and Jane) have names that end with a silent 'e'.

Still, that's beside the point. The original topic, which I have
accidentally snipped, was about brain freeze, and I'm sure we've all
had plenty of those.

When writing to this newsgroup, I'll often spend ages trying to think of
a word I want to use, and then have to use an inferior alternative
because le mot juste simply won't come to mind. Typically I think of it
a few minutes after doing the "send", but there are other cases where
the desired word pops into my mind a week or so, to the utter confusion
of those around me.

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Mark Brader - 15 Nov 2006 01:52 GMT
> When writing to this newsgroup, I'll often spend ages trying to think of
> a word I want to use, and then have to use an inferior alternative
> because le mot juste simply won't come to mind. Typically I think of it
> a few minutes after doing the "send" ...

And the word for *that* is treppenwitz, or l'esprit de l'escalier,
depending on whether you'd rather say it in German or French.
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Ben Rudiak-Gould - 15 Nov 2006 19:04 GMT
Evan Kirshenbaum wrote (quoting somebody else):
>     A few months ago, a friend of mine who always seems to find just
>    the right things to annoy me did it again with a simple question.
>    He asked me to name a girl's name that doesn't end with a vowel
>    ("y" included).  Yeah, I know this is easy for a lot of you out
>    there.  But I went into a major brain freeze.  After staring at the
>    walls for about half an hour, I finally came up with "Amber."

How about Abigail, Agnes, Alexis, Alison, Ann, April, Beth, Beulah, Bridget,
Caitlin, Carmen, Carol, Carolyn, Cheryl, Colleen, Crystal, Dawn, Deborah,
Dolores, Doreen, Doris, Edith, Eileen, Eleanor, Elizabeth, Ellen, Erin,
Esther, Ethel, Evelyn, Faith, Francis, Gail, Ginger, Gladys, Gretchen,
Gwendolyn, Hannah, Harriet, Hazel, Heather, Helen, Inez, Ingrid, Iris,
Isabel, Jacquelyn, Jan, Janet, Jean, Jennifer, Jewel, Jill, Joan, Joann,
Judith, Karen, Kathleen, Kathryn, Kim, Kristen, Krystal, Laurel, Lauren,
Leah, Leigh, Lillian, Lois, Lynn, Mabel, Margaret, Marian, Marilyn, Maryann,
Maureen, Megan, Mercedes, Meredith, Mildred, Miriam, Muriel, Nell, Opal,
Pam, Pat, Pearl, Phyllis, Rachael, Raquel, Rebekah, Robin, Ruth, Sarah,
Shannon, Sharon, Sheryl, Susan, Violet, Vivian, or Winifred?

-- Ben
Nick Atty - 15 Nov 2006 19:26 GMT
>How about Abigail, Agnes, Alexis, Alison, Ann, April, Beth, Beulah, Bridget,
>Caitlin, Carmen, Carol, Carolyn, Cheryl, Colleen, Crystal, Dawn, Deborah,
>Dolores, Doreen, Doris, Edith, Eileen, Eleanor, Elizabeth, Ellen, Erin,
>Esther, Ethel, Evelyn, Faith, Francis, Gail, Ginger, Gladys, Gretchen,

Francis isn't a girl's name.

Says he with a daughter called Frances.

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R H Draney - 16 Nov 2006 06:01 GMT
Ben Rudiak-Gould filted:

>Evan Kirshenbaum wrote (quoting somebody else):
>>     A few months ago, a friend of mine who always seems to find just
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>Pam, Pat, Pearl, Phyllis, Rachael, Raquel, Rebekah, Robin, Ruth, Sarah,
>Shannon, Sharon, Sheryl, Susan, Violet, Vivian, or Winifred?

Thank you for that....

Now find a *Japanese* girl's name that doesn't end with a vowel....r

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R J Valentine - 16 Nov 2006 15:57 GMT
...
} Now find a *Japanese* girl's name that doesn't end with a vowel....r

Ronchan.

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Eric Schwartz - 16 Nov 2006 19:29 GMT
> ...
> } Now find a *Japanese* girl's name that doesn't end with a vowel....r
>
> Ronchan.

Technically, that's "Ron" + "chan" (diminuitive suffix), and I
strongly suspect the 'Ron' is short for something that does end in a
vowel.  The suffix in a Japanese name is not part of the name proper,
For instance, iwasaki-san's name is not 'iwasaki-san', it's 'iwasaki';
I just call him 'iwasaki-san' to be polite.

Of course, the real point here is that only Japanese has only one
syllable that does not end in a vowel sound-- ン or 'n'.  So, unless
one's name ends in 'n', which is unusal for any Japanese name, it's
impossible for it to not end in a vowel when written in English.
However, it might not end in a vowel sound, but that's a matter of
pronunciation, not orthography.

-=Eric
R H Draney - 18 Nov 2006 05:25 GMT
Eric Schwartz filted:

>> ...
>> } Now find a *Japanese* girl's name that doesn't end with a vowel....r
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>For instance, iwasaki-san's name is not 'iwasaki-san', it's 'iwasaki';
>I just call him 'iwasaki-san' to be polite.

Unless I've been led wildly astray, "Iwasaki" is a common Japanese surname, and
"Nobuko" a reasonably standard *female* given name....r

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Eric Schwartz - 18 Nov 2006 05:54 GMT
> Unless I've been led wildly astray, "Iwasaki" is a common Japanese
> surname, and "Nobuko" a reasonably standard *female* given name....r

So it is; I'd misremembered it as "Nobuo", which is a male name.  My
apologies.

-=Eric
dontbother - 18 Nov 2006 08:38 GMT
> Eric Schwartz filted:
>>> On 15 Nov 2006 22:01:04 -0800 R H Draney
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> Japanese surname, and "Nobuko" a reasonably standard *female*
> given name....r

While there are some masculine names that end in /-ko/, most of them
are femine, and, yes, Iwasaki is a reasonably common family name and
Nobuko is a standard and reasonably common female given name.

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Evan Kirshenbaum - 16 Nov 2006 16:10 GMT
> Now find a *Japanese* girl's name that doesn't end with a vowel....r

My city just elected Margaret Abe-Koga to its city council.

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Robert Lieblich - 17 Nov 2006 01:31 GMT
> > Now find a *Japanese* girl's name that doesn't end with a vowel....r
>
> My city just elected Margaret Abe-Koga to its city council.

Did she campaign as "Honest Abe-Koga"?
Ben Rudiak-Gould - 17 Nov 2006 07:05 GMT
> Now find a *Japanese* girl's name that doesn't end with a vowel....r

Jun.

I can't think of any other common ones. It's just as hard for boys' names.

-- Ben
iwasaki - 18 Nov 2006 15:39 GMT
"Ben Rudiak-Gould"  wrote in message ...
> > Now find a *Japanese* girl's name that doesn't end with a vowel....r
>
> Jun.
>
> I can't think of any other common ones. It's just as hard for boys' names.

Jun can be used for a boy's name as well as a girl's name.  Your name,
Ben, can also be used for a Japanese boy's name.  Other Japanese boys'
names that end with "n" are: Ken, Ren, Sen, Kan, Jin, and there must be
more.  As for Japanese girls' names, I can only think of Karin and Ran
as not-so-rare ones, but R H has probably heard of the famous twin sisters,
Kin san and Gin san, who lived more than 100 years.

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Ben Rudiak-Gould - 19 Nov 2006 18:59 GMT
> Your name, Ben, can also be used for a Japanese boy's name.

Really? I'd hate to have that name in Japan -- it sounds vaguely
scatological. I do like the fact that my full given name (Benjamin) sounds
like a three-kanji compound. My surname, on the other hand...

> Other Japanese boys'
> names that end with "n" are: Ken, Ren, Sen, Kan, Jin, and there must be
> more.

Are those used in modern Japan? I guess I've heard Ken, but usually I assume
it's short for something like Kentarou.

-- Ben
iwasaki - 20 Nov 2006 15:41 GMT
"Ben Rudiak-Gould"  wrote in message ...
> > Your name, Ben, can also be used for a Japanese boy's name.
>
> Really? I'd hate to have that name in Japan -- it sounds vaguely
> scatological.

Ah, yes, you might not want to introduce yourself in a
rest room.  But there's Ben Wada (TV show director), and
Ben Goto (nonfiction writer -- because of his book about
Nostradamus, I grew up believing the world would come to
an end in July, 1999), and both of them use the kanji
character roughly meaning "trying hard" ("ben" in "benkyo"
(=study)) for their given name.

> I do like the fact that my full given name (Benjamin) sounds
> like a three-kanji compound.

Yes, you could use three nice-sounding kanji for it.

> My surname, on the other hand...

Ahh....

> > Other Japanese boys'
> > names that end with "n" are: Ken, Ren, Sen, Kan, Jin, and there must be
> > more.
>
> Are those used in modern Japan?

Sure.  And then there are Shin, Dan, Rin, and Kon.  

> I guess I've heard Ken, but usually I assume
> it's short for something like Kentarou.

It's not a shortened form for many people.  I know an Australian
guy whose name is Ken and who is married to a Japanese woman and
has lived in Japan for years.  I've heard someone asking him if
he adopted his name because Ken was a Japanese name.  

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Clark S. Cox III - 18 Nov 2006 21:35 GMT
> Ben Rudiak-Gould filted:
>> Evan Kirshenbaum wrote (quoting somebody else):
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>
> Now find a *Japanese* girl's name that doesn't end with a vowel....r

Considering that, outside of 'ん' (or 'n'), every Japanese syllable ends
in a vowel, that's not exactly an equivalent challenge.

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R H Draney - 19 Nov 2006 02:49 GMT
Clark S. Cox III filted:

>> Now find a *Japanese* girl's name that doesn't end with a vowel....r
>
>Considering that, outside of 'ã‚“' (or 'n'), every Japanese syllable ends
>in a vowel, that's not exactly an equivalent challenge.

We hereby bestow upon you the Order of the Blindingly Obvious....r

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>Clark S. Cox III filted:
>>
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>
>We hereby bestow upon you the Order of the Blindingly Obvious....r

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dontbother - 13 Nov 2006 16:21 GMT
> From this week's _Mountain View Voice_, a review of a new
> restaurant specializing in hamburgers with the headline "That
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> I'll let you know if next week's issue includes a flood of
> letters complaining that a hamburger isn't a sandwich.

You're talking about California, where nothing is what it seems to
be, even up in Mountain View. Areff is talking about the real world.

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Tony Cooper - 13 Nov 2006 16:30 GMT
Areff is talking about the real world.

Which reminds me...have we ever discussed the origin of the phrase
"passing strangers"?

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dontbother - 14 Nov 2006 00:15 GMT
> dontbother <dontbother@mushmail.mom> wrote:
>
>  Areff is talking about the real world.
>
> Which reminds me...have we ever discussed the origin of the phrase
> "passing strangers"?

Is that related to "passing gas" or "passing prohibited"?

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Tony Cooper - 14 Nov 2006 01:02 GMT
>> dontbother <dontbother@mushmail.mom> wrote:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
>Is that related to "passing gas" or "passing prohibited"?

Many of Areff's pronouncements about the "real world" do involve gas.

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Clark S. Cox III - 13 Nov 2006 16:24 GMT
> From this week's _Mountain View Voice_, a review of a new restaurant
> specializing in hamburgers with the headline "That glorious American
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> I'll let you know if next week's issue includes a flood of letters
> complaining that a hamburger isn't a sandwich.

While I've never called a hamburger a "sandwich", it does seem to meet
the definition: "an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with
meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal".

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Adrian Bailey - 13 Nov 2006 18:03 GMT
> > From this week's _Mountain View Voice_, a review of a new restaurant
> > specializing in hamburgers with the headline "That glorious American
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> the definition: "an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with
> meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal".

Indeed. A hamburger is a sandwich. I'm sure that I've heard it called a
sandwich at several UK burger restaurants, eg. McDonald's, and when I'm
asked "Do you want the meal?" I often reply, "Just the sandwich."

Adrian
Robert Bannister - 14 Nov 2006 00:05 GMT
> While I've never called a hamburger a "sandwich", it does seem to meet
> the definition: "an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with
> meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal".

For me, a sandwich is an item of food consisting of two SLICES of
bread... If I were trying to explain some other food item like a
hamburger to someone who didn't know what it was, I might use "like a
sandwich", but in normal conversation, I don't even call filled rolls
sandwiches. A sandwich is a sandwich; a roll is a roll (except when it's
a bun). I was rather taken aback when I discovered that "un sandwich"
usually referred to French bread - I don't really have a word for a
sandwich made of French bread, but I still don't want to call it a sandwich.

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Tony Cooper - 14 Nov 2006 00:42 GMT
>> While I've never called a hamburger a "sandwich", it does seem to meet
>> the definition: "an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>usually referred to French bread - I don't really have a word for a
>sandwich made of French bread, but I still don't want to call it a sandwich.

There's no rule, you know, that a hamburger has to be served on a bun.
It can be served between two slices of bread.  My wife does that, in
fact.  We don't keep hamburger buns around because we end up eating
two of them, and the rest of the package goes stale.  She usually has
ground beef in the fridge, though, and will make hamburgers when we
have no buns.  

So.  Is my wife's hamburger between two SLICES of bread then a
sandwich?  
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Robert Bannister - 14 Nov 2006 00:48 GMT
>>>While I've never called a hamburger a "sandwich", it does seem to meet
>>>the definition: "an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
> So.  Is my wife's hamburger between two SLICES of bread then a
> sandwich?  

Oh, yes. BTW, do you toast the bread first? I find that hamburgers,
sausages or steak tend to make ordinary bread very soggy.

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Tony Cooper - 14 Nov 2006 01:04 GMT
>>>>While I've never called a hamburger a "sandwich", it does seem to meet
>>>>the definition: "an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
>Oh, yes. BTW, do you toast the bread first? I find that hamburgers,
>sausages or steak tend to make ordinary bread very soggy.

No, we don't.  That "soggy" is meat-juice-soggy and improves the
flavor of the experience.  
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Frank ess - 14 Nov 2006 02:38 GMT
>>>>> While I've never called a hamburger a "sandwich", it does seem
>>>>> to
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> No, we don't.  That "soggy" is meat-juice-soggy and improves the
> flavor of the experience.

A "hamburger" isn't worth the trouble if you don't have those juices
dripping off your elbows.

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Matthew Huntbach - 15 Nov 2006 09:58 GMT
>>> So.  Is my wife's hamburger between two SLICES of bread then a
>>> sandwich?

>> Oh, yes. BTW, do you toast the bread first? I find that hamburgers,
>> sausages or steak tend to make ordinary bread very soggy.

> No, we don't.  That "soggy" is meat-juice-soggy and improves the
> flavor of the experience.

The most common hot meat in a sandwich in Britain is the bacon sandwich.
made, of course, with back bacon not streaky bacon (US "bacon").

Yes, the sogginess of the bread is part of the experience, but I contend that
the best bacon sandwich has to compensate for this by being made with very
slightly stale bread to be a bit firmer.

Matthew Huntbach
Robert Bannister - 16 Nov 2006 00:33 GMT
>>>> So.  Is my wife's hamburger between two SLICES of bread then a
>>>> sandwich?
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> the best bacon sandwich has to compensate for this by being made with very
> slightly stale bread to be a bit firmer.

Still, bacon, and for that matter even sausages, don't make the bread
quite as soggy as steak does. Fat good; meat juice bad (for sandwiches).

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Peter Moylan - 15 Nov 2006 00:11 GMT
>> A sandwich is a sandwich; a roll is a roll (except when it's a
>> bun). I was rather taken aback when I discovered that "un sandwich"
>>  usually referred to French bread - I don't really have a word for
>> a sandwich made of French bread, but I still don't want to call it
>> a sandwich.

I don't have a problem with the French sandwich. It's two bits of bread
with the ingredients in between. The bread just happens to be a
different shape from bread sliced from a loaf. On the other hand, I do
follow the distinction you make with respect to rolls and buns; by
having more specific names than "bread", they move into a new category.

That's inconsistent, I know, but it still makes sense to me. One of the
things that stops me from calling hamburgers and hot dogs "sandwiches" is
that I classify them as junk food, whereas a sandwich is healthy. Not
that that stops me from eating hamburgers; I rather enjoy them.

McDonald's hamburgers fail to qualify for a different reason. The
outside part is so fairy-floss sweet that it's some sort of sugar
confection that falls outside the generic "bread" class. It's something
that you might have as dessert but not as a main meal.

> There's no rule, you know, that a hamburger has to be served on a
> bun. It can be served between two slices of bread.  My wife does
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> So.  Is my wife's hamburger between two SLICES of bread then a
> sandwich?

Some Australian sandwich shops serve this, and they call it a "rissole
sandwich". I might stretch to calling it a hamburger if the meat were
fatty and you added things like egg and bacon.

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Snidely - 15 Nov 2006 01:25 GMT
[...]
> There's no rule, you know, that a hamburger has to be served on a bun.
> It can be served between two slices of bread.  My wife does that, in
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> So.  Is my wife's hamburger between two SLICES of bread then a
> sandwich?

Put cheese on it, and call it a patty melt. I spent all last week
trying to remember that one, and even had someone dig up a '60s
drive-in menu, to no avail. 1 whole day away from the computer, and the
name pops back in.

/dps
Charles Riggs - 21 Nov 2006 16:58 GMT
>>> While I've never called a hamburger a "sandwich", it does seem to meet
>>> the definition: "an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>There's no rule, you know, that a hamburger has to be served on a bun.
>It can be served between two slices of bread.

A hamburger needn't have a bun at all, but if the patty is served
between two slices of bread, it is no longer a hamburger of any kind,
it is simply a beef patty between two slices of bread; who can account
for taste?

> My wife does that, in
>fact.  We don't keep hamburger buns around because we end up eating
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>So.  Is my wife's hamburger between two SLICES of bread then a
>sandwich?  

That doesn't follow from the above, it seems to me, but yes.
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Tony Cooper - 21 Nov 2006 21:04 GMT
>>There's no rule, you know, that a hamburger has to be served on a bun.
>>It can be served between two slices of bread.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>it is simply a beef patty between two slices of bread; who can account
>for taste?

That twists up the question.  Is the patty the hamburger or is the
patty-in-a-bun the hamburger?  If the latter, that's a strong case for
"a hamburger is a sandwich" because without the enclosure it's
something else.

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Snidely - 21 Nov 2006 21:43 GMT
[...]
> That twists up the question.  Is the patty the hamburger or is the
> patty-in-a-bun the hamburger?  If the latter, that's a strong case for
> "a hamburger is a sandwich" because without the enclosure it's
> something else.

The mantra is "patty melt".  "Sourdough Bacon Cheeseburger" is similar,
but the mantra is "patty melt".

/dps
Tony Cooper - 21 Nov 2006 23:39 GMT
>[...]
>> That twists up the question.  Is the patty the hamburger or is the
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>The mantra is "patty melt".  "Sourdough Bacon Cheeseburger" is similar,
>but the mantra is "patty melt".

A "patty melt" has another requirement:  rye bread.  We (in my
family), toast the buns when we grill hamburgers, but separately from
the meat.  A patty melt is grilled or fried with the rye bread in
place surrounding the meat.

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Roland Hutchinson - 22 Nov 2006 05:46 GMT
>>[...]
>>> That twists up the question.  Is the patty the hamburger or is the
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> the meat.  A patty melt is grilled or fried with the rye bread in
> place surrounding the meat.

It is thus grilled (BrE griddled?) after the patty itself has been cooked,
however!

In most places it comes with cheese (which is the part that melts) and
usually grilled chopped onion unless you ask for one or both to be
excluded.  I suppose you could request a bread other than rye and be
accommodated, but why?

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R H Draney - 22 Nov 2006 07:02 GMT
Roland Hutchinson filted:

>> A "patty melt" has another requirement:  rye bread.  We (in my
>> family), toast the buns when we grill hamburgers, but separately from
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>excluded.  I suppose you could request a bread other than rye and be
>accommodated, but why?

Because sourdough is yummy too....r

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Roland Hutchinson - 22 Nov 2006 18:58 GMT
> Roland Hutchinson filted:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Because sourdough is yummy too....r

Obviously, the solution is to go to a joint that's upscale enough to offer a
sourdough rye as one of its choices for bread.

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R H Draney - 22 Nov 2006 23:46 GMT
Roland Hutchinson filted:

>> Roland Hutchinson filted:
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>Obviously, the solution is to go to a joint that's upscale enough to offer a
>sourdough rye as one of its choices for bread.

If the joint is upscale enough, you can have it on raisin toast if that's your
preference....

Just don't expect me to watch you eat it....r

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Oleg Lego - 23 Nov 2006 05:12 GMT
The R H Draney entity posted thusly:

>Roland Hutchinson filted:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>If the joint is upscale enough, you can have it on raisin toast if that's your
>preference....

I tried raisin' toast, but I couldn't get the buggers to grow at all.
Nick Atty - 22 Nov 2006 08:04 GMT
>It is thus grilled (BrE griddled?) after the patty itself has been cooked,
>however!

To answer the ? I need to know what your meaning of "grilled" is.

BrE grilled - cooked on a rack under a radiant element.

I don't think we'd normally say "griddled" anyway.   Fried on a griddle
would be more likely, for me at least.
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Roland Hutchinson - 22 Nov 2006 19:07 GMT
>>It is thus grilled (BrE griddled?) after the patty itself has been cooked,
>>however!
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> I don't think we'd normally say "griddled" anyway.   Fried on a griddle
> would be more likely, for me at least.

"Grilled" in the context of American short-order cooking (approx. BrE cafe
cooking) means cooked on a gridle, a heated flat cooking surface.  Its
locus classicus is the "grilled cheese sandwich": cheese (or more commonly,
"cheese") between two slices of factory-made white bread, spread butter or
marge or some similar substance sold only to commercial restaurants thinly
on the outside of the resulting sandwich, grill on the griddle (or, at
home, in a skillet) on medium-low heat, turning once, until the outside is
golden and the cheese melted.  Cut in half and server promptly.

BrE "grilled" = AmE "broiled".

Your reply confirms my suspicion that "griddled" isn't the right word;
perhaps, as you suggest, BrE doesn't have a one-word equivalent.

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Robert Bannister - 22 Nov 2006 23:25 GMT
>>>It is thus grilled (BrE griddled?) after the patty itself has been cooked,
>>>however!
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> "Grilled" in the context of American short-order cooking (approx. BrE cafe
> cooking) means cooked on a gridle, a heated flat cooking surface.

This certainly does seem to correspond to usage found only in fast-food
places - for years, I couldn't understand why fish&chip shops sold
"grilled" fish that was clearly fried on a hot plate. As I am sure you
are aware, "grilled" in BrE means cooked without fat under an overhead
heating element.

  Its
> locus classicus is the "grilled cheese sandwich": cheese (or more commonly,
> "cheese") between two slices of factory-made white bread, spread butter or
> marge or some similar substance sold only to commercial restaurants thinly
> on the outside of the resulting sandwich, grill on the griddle (or, at
> home, in a skillet) on medium-low heat, turning once, until the outside is
> golden and the cheese melted.  Cut in half and server promptly.

I would most definitely call that a fried sandwich.

> BrE "grilled" = AmE "broiled".

This seems even more confusing, as I was sure that AmE "broiled" meant
either cooked on the grid part of a barbecue or spit-roasted.

> Your reply confirms my suspicion that "griddled" isn't the right word;
> perhaps, as you suggest, BrE doesn't have a one-word equivalent.

The only meaning I know for "griddled" seems to be restricted to certain
industries and refers to sieving through a coarse grid, which is
sometimes known as the "griddly". On the other hand, "griddle-" (as in
griddle-cake), I would recognise as something the King Alfred burnt or
that possibly Scottish cooks might make.

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Skitt - 22 Nov 2006 23:43 GMT

>> BrE "grilled" = AmE "broiled".
>
> This seems even more confusing, as I was sure that AmE "broiled" meant
> either cooked on the grid part of a barbecue or spit-roasted.

No, that's "grilled".
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Robert Bannister - 23 Nov 2006 00:31 GMT
>>> BrE "grilled" = AmE "broiled".
>>
>> This seems even more confusing, as I was sure that AmE "broiled" meant
>> either cooked on the grid part of a barbecue or spit-roasted.
>
> No, that's "grilled".

Such a difficult language, American. Will I ever learn it?

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Roland Hutchinson - 23 Nov 2006 03:00 GMT
>>>> BrE "grilled" = AmE "broiled".
>>>
>>> This seems even more confusing, as I was sure that AmE "broiled" meant
>>> either cooked on the grid part of a barbecue or spit-roasted.
>>
>> No, that's "grilled".

Also called (though only on restaurant menus, never in reference to home
cooking) "char(-)broiled" -- which may be over a proper charcoal fire, or
on a some sort of gas-fired grill (in the AmE sense).  This may be the
source of your confusion.  But neither "grilled" nor "charbroiled" includes
spit-roasted as far as I know.

> Such a difficult language, American. Will I ever learn it?

You will learn enough to make yourself understood.  Passing for native
fluency is probably an unattainable goal.

Also, AmE barbecue purists (such as hang out in alt.food.barbecue) will
insist that "barbecued" "barbecuing" etc. properly refers only to slow
cooking over (normally) indirect heat in the presence of wood smoke.  Yum!
BrE barbecuing is AmE grilling (and, truth to tell, many American backyard
cooks call this barbecuing, too).

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Robert Bannister - 23 Nov 2006 23:59 GMT
> Also, AmE barbecue purists (such as hang out in alt.food.barbecue) will
> insist that "barbecued" "barbecuing" etc. properly refers only to slow
> cooking over (normally) indirect heat in the presence of wood smoke.

This sounds like a Webber with added wood chips.
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Roland Hutchinson - 24 Nov 2006 00:34 GMT
>> Also, AmE barbecue purists (such as hang out in alt.food.barbecue) will
>> insist that "barbecued" "barbecuing" etc. properly refers only to slow
>> cooking over (normally) indirect heat in the presence of wood smoke.
>
> This sounds like a Webber with added wood chips.

That, indeed, is one way to do it.  (Or chunks instead of chips if you're
talking about a charcoal-burning Weber as opposed to a gasser.)  It's
easier to do the long cook times required (ca. 5 hours for pork spareribs,
9 hours for pork shoulder, 12 hours for beef brisket) with something that
holds more fuel or is easier to refuel than a Weber "kettle" charcoal
grill, but you can make very successful 'cue on one.  The main drawback is
that if you have to open the kettle up several times to add fuel, every
time you open it heat escapes and the cooking time gets longer.

Here's how I got started, doing ribs on a Weber kettle:

 http://bbq.netrelief.com/tips/how_to_cook_bbq_ribs_on_a_weber_gill.shtml

Here's the scoop on the simple smoker I now use, also by Weber:

 http://virtualweberbullet.com/tour.html

And here's a primer on technique using the same smoker:

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Robert Bannister - 24 Nov 2006 02:09 GMT
>>>Also, AmE barbecue purists (such as hang out in alt.food.barbecue) will
>>>insist that "barbecued" "barbecuing" etc. properly refers only to slow
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>
>   http://www.wiviott.com/

Interesting. I've only tried smoking a couple of times and wasn't all
that happy with the results. What is the purpose of the water?

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Roland Hutchinson - 24 Nov 2006 04:20 GMT
>>>>Also, AmE barbecue purists (such as hang out in alt.food.barbecue) will
>>>>insist that "barbecued" "barbecuing" etc. properly refers only to slow
[quoted text clipped - 27 lines]
> Interesting. I've only tried smoking a couple of times and wasn't all
> that happy with the results.

What about them made you less than happy, and what kind of equipment, fuel,
and wood did you use?

A few points to check:  One common beginner's mistake is using too much
smoke.  The thinnest of bluish wisps coming out of the vent suffices (and
you don't evern really need that after the first couple of hours, when most
of the smoke that is going to  be absorbed is absorbed).  Also, leave the
meat resting out of the refrigerator for at least half an hour before
putting it on (but, for safety's sake, no more than an hour or so so that
bacteria don't get too much of a chance to grow); a too-cold surface tends
to attract the nasties in the smoke (e.g. creosote), with unpleasant
results.  Your fire could probably stand to burn down that extra half hour,
too -- most of the nasties burn off that way.  I'm also a great believer in
lump charcoal rather than briquettes as a way of minimizing the nasties.

Open the smoker or kettle as little as possible -- every time you open it
and things cool off extends the cooking time by the better part of half an
hour.

> What is the purpose of the water?

The water pan catches drippings so they don't fall on the coals and burn and
smoke. You want a mild dose of wood smoke, not a heavy dose smoke from
burning fat and grease.

The water also provides some humidity, and provides some thermal mass,
stabilizing the temperature -- it's also a brake against too-high
temperature through its evaporation: if the fire gets too hot it will just
boil off more vigorously at circa 212F/100C and hopefully keep the smoker
from getting outrageously hot.

Some folks will omit the water pan, if they are skilled enough to control
the fire very closely without it, or use sand in the pan instead of water.
I'm no expert, so I try to do it by the book, with the water pan in place
as the manufacturer instructs.

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Robert Bannister - 24 Nov 2006 23:15 GMT
>>Interesting. I've only tried smoking a couple of times and wasn't all
>>that happy with the results.

According to the instruction booklet, which I haven't read for 20 years,
the Webber always burns at about 175° C, which may have been too hot. I
don't like the taste of hot-smoked food. I used "genuine Webber" (ie
high-priced) hickory chips, a tree that is not native to our shores. I
can't remember exactly what sort of meat I tried to smoke, but that
could have been the problem: I like smoked pork and fish, but I'm not
all that keen on the smoked flavour with beef, lamb or chicken.

> What about them made you less than happy, and what kind of equipment, fuel,
> and wood did you use?

>>What is the purpose of the water?
>
> The water pan catches drippings so they don't fall on the coals and burn and
> smoke. You want a mild dose of wood smoke, not a heavy dose smoke from
> burning fat and grease.

Not that water pan, but the other one which you seem to be describing below.

> The water also provides some humidity, and provides some thermal mass,
> stabilizing the temperature -- it's also a brake against too-high
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> I'm no expert, so I try to do it by the book, with the water pan in place
> as the manufacturer instructs.

I might give it another go then. It's not yet Summer, but we've been
getting a lot of unusually warm days, so outside cooking is definitely
in my mind.

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Roland Hutchinson - 25 Nov 2006 01:41 GMT
>>>Interesting. I've only tried smoking a couple of times and wasn't all
>>>that happy with the results.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> could have been the problem: I like smoked pork and fish, but I'm not
> all that keen on the smoked flavour with beef, lamb or chicken.

175 C is high for smoking. It's perfect ok for roasting, of course -- about
the normal oven temp for that, and normal for a kettle in that application.
BBQ smoking is a different beast, and you're about 50 degrees too hot.
(It's still hot enough to both cook and smoke, though -- hotter than a
cold-smoke for cured meats, which requires special equipment.)

I try for a reading around 250 _Fahrenheit_ on a meat thermometer
(dial-type, not instant-reading) inserted in a cork and then through the
upper vent of my WSM, bearing in mind that the temperature down at the
grate will be about 20 degrees F lower.  That's 130 C, near enough.  On a
kettle there won't be quite as great a distance between lid and food, so
you can aim for a slightly lower reading on the thermomoter.

Control the temperature by adjusting the _lower_ vents (not the vent in the
lid: that needs to be fully open at all times, though you can probably
leave the thermometer stuck through one of the holes for extended periods
without a problem); then wait half an hour before checking and readjusting
as needed.  If you re-adjust too soon, you'll over-adjust and start getting
wild fluctuations that will never settle down to a stable temp.  
Bear in mind that it's always easier to get the fire hotter by giving it
more air than to get it back down once it's too hot.

On the other hand, expect fluctuations when you open the lid to add fuel
(fire heats up); just close and wait for it to stableize.  It will also
fluctuate at other times.  If you keep it within, say 25 deg F or 15 deg C
on either side of your target temp, you're controlling quite adequately.

When you start the fire, get the coals going well, then close the lid, close
the bottom vent almost fully, wait for stability, open vent a bit more if
needed.  Allow for at least an hour in your schedule from lighting the
coals (preferably in a chimney-type starter; no ligheter fluid!) to putting
on the meat.

Pork spareribs are pretty forgiving.  Use a simple dry rub: salt (to taste),
ground pepper, garlic powder is enough.  The salt helps the smoke
penetration, so I'd suggest that you use at least some even if you don't
normally salt roast meats.  You don't really need to baste or mop -- if you
want to, keep it simple (apple juice).  On the other hand, you could try
just putting the meat in naked and not mopping; it will give you a good
idea of what the smoke does all by itself.

I'm with you on the chicken and beef question.

You can try native hardwoods or fruitwoods (oak, apple), and you can try
chunks instead of chips (soaking in water is optional for chunks if you let
them burn a bit before adding food; mandatory for chips, which should be
placed in a foil packet with holes in it before being placed among the
coals).  

>> What about them made you less than happy, and what kind of equipment,
>> fuel, and wood did you use?
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Not that water pan, but the other one which you seem to be describing
> below.

They are one and the same water pan, whether in the Smokey Mountain water
smoker or in a Webber kettle -- even if you bank the coals on one side of
the kettle as that web page I sent you to suggests (and I do recommend
that!), smaller ones will fall through into the middle of the lower part of
the kettle.

>> The water also provides some humidity, and provides some thermal mass,
>> stabilizing the temperature -- it's also a brake against too-high
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> getting a lot of unusually warm days, so outside cooking is definitely
> in my mind.

Let me know how it turns out!

Here it's not quite winter, but we've been having unseasonably warm
late-fall weather this week; if not for the mandatory roast turkey
yesterday that we are still eating for the foreeable future, I would be
tempted to defrost the two picnic shoulders in our freezer and have a go
myself.

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Robert Bannister - 25 Nov 2006 22:56 GMT
> Let me know how it turns out!
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> tempted to defrost the two picnic shoulders in our freezer and have a go
> myself.

Went out with friends for a most enormous Indian meal last night, so
it's a bit hard to think about food at the moment. Thanks for all the
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Nick Atty - 23 Nov 2006 07:52 GMT
>"Grilled" in the context of American short-order cooking (approx. BrE cafe
>cooking) means cooked on a gridle, a heated flat cooking surface.  Its
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>Your reply confirms my suspicion that "griddled" isn't the right word;
>perhaps, as you suggest, BrE doesn't have a one-word equivalent.

My cooker has a griddle - you stick it over two of the rings - but I'd
never think to call cooking on that griddling.  There's no reason why
not, maybe I'll start doing so.

What is AmE for the part of the cooker (which, in passing, I'm pretty
isn't called a cooker) that broils things?   BrE would have that as a
grill.  I'm guessing it's not broiler, because I thought that was a
chicken.

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Oleg Lego - 23 Nov 2006 08:23 GMT
The Nick Atty entity posted thusly:

>>"Grilled" in the context of American short-order cooking (approx. BrE cafe
>>cooking) means cooked on a gridle, a heated flat cooking surface.  Its
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>grill.  I'm guessing it's not broiler, because I thought that was a
>chicken.

A broiler is the upper element in an oven. One broils a steak, for
example, by placing it in close proximity to the upper element,
resting it on a grate of some sort to allow the juices to drip away
from the meat. The element gets very hot, usually hotter than it would
if baking or roasting with the oven.

A grill, on the other hand, is either:

A barbecue

A grating on a stovetop with heating elements under.

One of those things that gold in half, trapping the meat between two
heated, patterned plates.
Roland Hutchinson - 23 Nov 2006 08:34 GMT
>>"Grilled" in the context of American short-order cooking (approx. BrE cafe
>>cooking) means cooked on a gridle, a heated flat cooking surface.  Its
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> never think to call cooking on that griddling.  There's no reason why
> not, maybe I'll start doing so.

I wouldn't have called it that, either, but as you say, what-the-hey, why
not!

> What is AmE for the part of the cooker (which, in passing, I'm pretty
> isn't called a cooker)

By us, a cooker is yclept a "stove".  Or perhaps a "range" (pretty much in
advertizing copy and manufacturer's catalogs only).  The usual type
consists, as it does in the UK, of an oven below and a cooktop (BrE hob?)
with a number of gas burners (BrE gas rings?) or their electric ersatzen
immediately above.  The broiler either is inside the oven (on electric or
some newer gas stoves) with its own element or burner at the top of the
oven, or it is a separate drawer that uses the same gas burner beneath the
oven that heats the oven from below to broil the meat (or what have you)
beneath.  It practically unknown with us to have a separate broiler unit
above the cooktop or elsewhere unless you're talking about a very fancy
home kitchen with exceedingly expensive, professional restaurant-style
equipment--and maybe not even then.

> that broils things?   BrE would have that as a
> grill.  I'm guessing it's not broiler, because I thought that was a
> chicken.

It is in fact the "broiler".  I guess that word can mean either the thing
that broils or a thing suitable for broiling (i.e. for being broiled).

Same deal with "roaster", "fryer", and, getting away from chickens as such,
"keeper".

Actually, the common or garden supermarket chicken here is an all-purpose
carcass called a "broiler/fryer" in the trade.  I am sorely tempted to
characterize it as being neither fish nor fowl; well, I'm pretty sure it's
not fish.

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Robert Bannister - 21 Nov 2006 23:29 GMT
>>>There's no rule, you know, that a hamburger has to be served on a bun.
>>>It can be served between two slices of bread.
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> "a hamburger is a sandwich" because without the enclosure it's
> something else.

I'd say a hamburger is the patty in a bun/roll, plus at least one other
ingredient which may vary from region to region. As I have said before,
I don't consider cheese, for example, in a roll to be a cheese sandwich,
but I would have to consider a patty between 2 slices of bread as a
sandwich.

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Roland Hutchinson - 22 Nov 2006 05:39 GMT
> I'd say a hamburger is the patty in a bun/roll, plus at least one other
> ingredient which may vary from region to region.

Let's get this clear: you're saying that if I order a hamburger (sc. on a
bun) with nothing on it (which I frequently used to do when I was a child),
so that it comes as a cooked "naked" patty on a bun, it ceases to be a
hamburger?

That doesn't seem right.

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Maria - 22 Nov 2006 08:27 GMT
>> I'd say a hamburger is the patty in a bun/roll, plus at least one
>> other ingredient which may vary from region to region.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> That doesn't seem right.

Hear, hear. A hamburger is always a hamburger. Disguises, costumes, and
coverings don't change that.

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Salvatore Volatile - 22 Nov 2006 12:32 GMT
>>> I'd say a hamburger is the patty in a bun/roll, plus at least one
>>> other ingredient which may vary from region to region.
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> Hear, hear. A hamburger is always a hamburger. Disguises, costumes, and
> coverings don't change that.

I basically agree, although I think there are circumstances in which a
naked hamburger (not served on a bun) can be characterized as something
other than a hamburger.

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Roland Hutchinson - 23 Nov 2006 05:26 GMT
>>>> I'd say a hamburger is the patty in a bun/roll, plus at least one
>>>> other ingredient which may vary from region to region.
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> naked hamburger (not served on a bun) can be characterized as something
> other than a hamburger.

It becomes a "chopped steak platter" in some establishments.

When I were a lad, I seem to recall that the standard coffee-shop "diet
plate" featured this, possibly with a side of cottage cheese and a few
lettuce leaves and other bits of garnish?

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Tony Cooper - 23 Nov 2006 06:32 GMT
>When I were a lad, I seem to recall that the standard coffee-shop "diet
>plate" featured this, possibly with a side of cottage cheese and a few
>lettuce leaves and other bits of garnish?

You could have been a lad yesterday and ordered it at Dan's Diner.  I
did.  Cottage cheese with a pear half as a side.

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Roland Hutchinson - 23 Nov 2006 07:12 GMT
>>When I were a lad, I seem to recall that the standard coffee-shop "diet
>>plate" featured this, possibly with a side of cottage cheese and a few
>>lettuce leaves and other bits of garnish?
>
> You could have been a lad yesterday and ordered it at Dan's Diner.  I
> did.  Cottage cheese with a pear half as a side.

I must be younger than I look.

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Robert Bannister - 22 Nov 2006 23:28 GMT
>>I'd say a hamburger is the patty in a bun/roll, plus at least one other
>>ingredient which may vary from region to region.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> That doesn't seem right.

It wouldn't seem right as a hamburger to me. I expect lots of trimmings
and sauces. However, I do remember when Wimpy (spelling?) first appeared
in Britain, and they did serve "hamburgers" with optional onion - very
dry and unappetising, but we didn't know any better in those days.

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Oleg Lego - 23 Nov 2006 05:11 GMT
The Robert Bannister entity posted thusly:

>>>I'd say a hamburger is the patty in a bun/roll, plus at least one other
>>>ingredient which may vary from region to region.
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>in Britain, and they did serve "hamburgers" with optional onion - very
>dry and unappetising, but we didn't know any better in those days.

Must have been difficult to get used to eating something that was not
boiled.
Roland Hutchinson - 23 Nov 2006 14:20 GMT
> The Robert Bannister entity posted thusly:

>>I do remember when Wimpy (spelling?) first appeared
>>in Britain, and they did serve "hamburgers" with optional onion - very
>>dry and unappetising, but we didn't know any better in those days.
>
> Must have been difficult to get used to eating something that was not
> boiled.

Who says they weren't?

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Robert Bannister - 24 Nov 2006 00:16 GMT
> The Robert Bannister entity posted thusly:

>>It wouldn't seem right as a hamburger to me. I expect lots of trimmings
>>and sauces. However, I do remember when Wimpy (spelling?) first appeared
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Must have been difficult to get used to eating something that was not
> boiled.

I don't get that. Is it a general American belief that all English food
is boiled? That would make the old French slang for an Englishman
(rosbif) a bit hard to understand unless you thing "roast(-ed)" means
"boiled".

Perhaps it's time for a language check:

BrE        AustralianE        AmE
roast        roast/bake        ?
bake        bake            bake
grill        grill            broil
fry        fry            fry or grill (as in sandwich)
boil        boil            boil
barbecue    barbecue        grill
barbecue    BBQ (in a kettle)    barbecue

Corrections and additions welcomed. I've an idea that "steaming" may vary.

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Mark Brader - 24 Nov 2006 01:10 GMT
Rob Bannister:
> BrE        AustralianE        AmE
...
> fry        fry            fry or grill (as in sandwich)

Ah, but the British translation of "grilled cheese sandwich" is "toasted
cheese" sandwich.

Also, "fry" describes two methods of cooking; deep-fat frying is not
what is done to sandwiches.
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Robert Bannister - 24 Nov 2006 02:14 GMT
> Rob Bannister:
>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> Ah, but the British translation of "grilled cheese sandwich" is "toasted
> cheese" sandwich.

It is confusing. The other day, a US member described grilling a
sandwich, which involved frying in butter. I agree that a BrE grilled
sandwich is likely to be toasted. Then again, many of us have various
kinds of "sandwich makers", which may be jaffle irons that you stick in
the fire or something more like a waffle maker.

> Also, "fry" describes two methods of cooking; deep-fat frying is not
> what is done to sandwiches.

Do any of us use a special word for deep-fat frying, apart from spelling
it out? There's a word on the tip of my tongue, but it won't come.
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Mark Brader - 24 Nov 2006 02:58 GMT
Mark Brader:
> > Ah, but the British translation of "grilled cheese sandwich" is "toasted
> > cheese" sandwich.

Rob Bannister:
> It is confusing. The other day, a US member described grilling a
> sandwich, which involved frying in butter. I agree that a BrE grilled
> sandwich is likely to be toasted. Then again, many of us have various
> kinds of "sandwich makers", which may be jaffle irons that you stick in
> the fire or something more like a waffle maker.

The thing is that we still call it a "grilled cheese sandwich" if one of
those is used, and they still call it a "toasted cheese sandwich".
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Brad Germolene - 24 Nov 2006 08:55 GMT
>> Rob Bannister:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>Do any of us use a special word for deep-fat frying, apart from spelling
>it out? There's a word on the tip of my tongue, but it won't come.

I think a lot of people have it the other way round (morning, vicar!),
with "fry" referring to deep-fat by default and "shallow fry", "stir
fry" and "sauté" being preferred when there's little oil. (There are
exceptions to this -- the traditional "fried" breakfast and its
components being an obvious one.)

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Robert Bannister - 24 Nov 2006 23:19 GMT
> I think a lot of people have it the other way round (morning, vicar!),
> with "fry" referring to deep-fat by default and "shallow fry", "stir
> fry" and "sauté" being preferred when there's little oil. (There are
> exceptions to this -- the traditional "fried" breakfast and its
> components being an obvious one.)

Maybe that was what I was trying to think of. It's funny really: I use
my wok at least as much, if not more often than my frying pans, but for
some reason, I don't think of it as "frying". "Fried potatoes" (which I
think you might call "home fries") are done in the frying pan, but I
often do bacon in the microwave if it's only a small amount.
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Amethyst Deceiver - 25 Nov 2006 17:40 GMT
>>Do any of us use a special word for deep-fat frying, apart from spelling
>>it out? There's a word on the tip of my tongue, but it won't come.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>exceptions to this -- the traditional "fried" breakfast and its
>components being an obvious one.)

I don't know anyone who regards frying as "deep-fat" by default. The
majority of recipes I get from people in the UK that involve cooking
things in shallow fat are described as frying although occasionally
onions are sauteed.
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Robert Bannister - 25 Nov 2006 23:03 GMT
>>>Do any of us use a special word for deep-fat frying, apart from spelling
>>>it out? There's a word on the tip of my tongue, but it won't come.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> things in shallow fat are described as frying although occasionally
> onions are sauteed.

This implies that you see a difference in meaning between "fry" and
"sauté". I always thought that the latter was simply a posh word for
"fry" with a possible implication that was in butter. Etymologically, I
suppose the the "jumping" of the pan is more akin to stir-frying, but
when I looked the word up in One-Look, the only entry at all was in
Wiktionary, which surprised me.

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CDB - 25 Nov 2006 23:59 GMT
[...]
> This implies that you see a difference in meaning between "fry" and
> "sauté". I always thought that the latter was simply a posh word for
> "fry" with a possible implication that was in butter.
> Etymologically, I suppose the the "jumping" of the pan is more akin
> to stir-frying, but when I looked the word up in One-Look, the only
> entry at all was in Wiktionary, which surprised me.

That would be "sautee", wouldn't it?  I get many entries for "saute".
Wood Avens - 26 Nov 2006 09:31 GMT
>> I don't know anyone who regards frying as "deep-fat" by default. The
>> majority of recipes I get from people in the UK that involve cooking
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>when I looked the word up in One-Look, the only entry at all was in
>Wiktionary, which surprised me.

Here's Wikipedia:  "Sautéeing is a method of cooking food using a
small amount of fat in a shallow pan over relatively high heat. Sauter
means "to jump," in French, and the food being sautéed is kept moving,
not unlike the stir fry technique using a wok."

That's how I'd use the word, and the salient feature is the movement.
Onions are sautéed, eggs are fried.

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Garrett Wollman - 26 Nov 2006 17:55 GMT
>That's how I'd use the word, and the salient feature is the movement.
>Onions are saut\351ed

Unless they are sweated.

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Lars Enderin - 26 Nov 2006 18:02 GMT
Garrett Wollman skrev:
>> That's how I'd use the word, and the salient feature is the movement.
>> Onions are saut\351ed
>
> Unless they are sweated.
>
> -GAWollman

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Garrett Wollman - 26 Nov 2006 19:47 GMT
>I would have thought that MIT CS/AI employees have access to more
>advanced news clients than trn

If there were a "more advanced news client", I'd be using it.

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Robert Bannister - 26 Nov 2006 23:24 GMT
>>>I don't know anyone who regards frying as "deep-fat" by default. The
>>>majority of recipes I get from people in the UK that involve cooking
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> That's how I'd use the word, and the salient feature is the movement.
> Onions are sautéed, eggs are fried.

Right. I am opposed to James Bond on this one: my onions are stirred but
not shaken.

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the Omrud - 24 Nov 2006 09:44 GMT
Robert Bannister <robban@it.net.au> had it:

> Do any of us use a special word for deep-fat frying, apart from spelling
> it out? There's a word on the tip of my tongue, but it won't come.

"fat" is not included in my form - fish and chips are "deep fried".  
The alternative is "shallow fried" although this involves a
significant amount of oil, perhaps 3 mm across the bottom of the pan
(I cooked some whole plaice this way last weekend).  If I use a small
amount of oil, e.g. to cook diced chicken and onions, they are just
"fried".

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R H Draney - 24 Nov 2006 17:20 GMT
the Omrud filted:

>Robert Bannister <robban@it.net.au> had it:
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>amount of oil, e.g. to cook diced chicken and onions, they are just
>"fried".

Your "shallow fried" is "pan fried" over here....r

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the Omrud - 24 Nov 2006 18:06 GMT
R H Draney <dadoctah@spamcop.net> had it:

> the Omrud filted:
> >
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> Your "shallow fried" is "pan fried" over here....r

That's a common term in restaurants, e.g. "pan fried plaice", but I
don't think I'd use it to describe something I'd cooked.

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Robert Bannister - 24 Nov 2006 23:21 GMT
> the Omrud filted:
>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> Your "shallow fried" is "pan fried" over here....r

So that's what that means. I quite often see the phrase at fast-food
places and even at some restaurants, and fondly imagined it was some
new, fancy way of cooking.

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R H Draney - 25 Nov 2006 07:48 GMT
Robert Bannister filted:

>> the Omrud filted:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>places and even at some restaurants, and fondly imagined it was some
>new, fancy way of cooking.

The Omrud's impression that it's a restaurant-only term notwithstanding, I have
three forms of frying in my kitchen repertoire:  "deep fry" (the food is
completely submerged in boiling fat), "pan fry" (a shallow layer of oil is
heated in a pan on the cooktop and the food has to be turned at some point), and
"oven fry" (the oil is brought up to temperature in an oven-safe dish, the food
added, and the whole thing returned to the oven to equilibrate the
temperature)....

Unqualified, "fry" implies the pan....r

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Maria - 23 Nov 2006 07:18 GMT
> Let's get this clear: you're saying that if I order a hamburger (sc.
> on a bun)

Never having seen it in use before, I've checked the meaning of  "sc."
(My deduction was right, I'm happy to say.)

Is "sc." more common than "i.e." in UK usage?

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LFS - 23 Nov 2006 07:26 GMT
>> Let's get this clear: you're saying that if I order a hamburger (sc.
>> on a bun)
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Is "sc." more common than "i.e." in UK usage?

I doubt it, but only because I don't think I have ever seen it before.

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Roland Hutchinson - 23 Nov 2006 08:08 GMT
>>> Let's get this clear: you're saying that if I order a hamburger (sc.
>>> on a bun)
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> I doubt it, but only because I don't think I have ever seen it before.

I am shocked -- to the point of momentarily entertaining the hypothesis that
perhaps you are not my long-lost sister after all.

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Wood Avens - 23 Nov 2006 10:54 GMT
>>> Let's get this clear: you're saying that if I order a hamburger (sc.
>>> on a bun)
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
>I doubt it, but only because I don't think I have ever seen it before.

I agree.  It's not common here at all.  It wasn't til I read Roland's
post that I realised what it was abbreviating.  

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Robert Bannister - 24 Nov 2006 00:18 GMT
>>> Let's get this clear: you're saying that if I order a hamburger (sc.
>>> on a bun)
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> I doubt it, but only because I don't think I have ever seen it before.

Nor me. I didn't know what it meant except from context and also had to
look it up.

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Roland Hutchinson - 23 Nov 2006 08:04 GMT
>> Let's get this clear: you're saying that if I order a hamburger (sc.
>> on a bun)
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Is "sc." more common than "i.e." in UK usage?

Heck, no.  I'm just showing of my good ol' all-American latinity, such as it
is.

"Sc." doesn't mean the same thing as "i.e.", though I suppose either would
have been possible in the quote above, with little effective difference in
meaning in this particular case.

The usual pronunciation, for those of us who can't be bothered to decide if
we prefer "silly-set" (traditional) or "skilly-ket" (pedantic), is
"supply": as in a Latin school text where some words additional to the text
are to be mentally _supplied_ by the reader in order produce an
intelligible reading or idiomatic English translation (though the kind
editor has in fact supplied them, perhaps in a footnote beginning with the
abbreviation "sc.").  Here, then, I am making it explicit that  "hamburger"
is to be understood as "hamburger (patty) on a bun", even though I would
only say "hamburger" when ordering it,  with the bun taken for granted by
both me and the server or counterperson.

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Garrett Wollman - 23 Nov 2006 17:25 GMT
>intelligible reading or idiomatic English translation (though the kind
>editor has in fact supplied them, perhaps in a footnote beginning with the
>abbreviation "sc.").  Here, then, I am making it explicit that  "hamburger"
>is to be understood as "hamburger (patty) on a bun", even though I would
>only say "hamburger" when ordering it,

Aha.  So in normal idiomatic English writing, it would be "read:".

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Robert Bannister - 24 Nov 2006 00:24 GMT
>>intelligible reading or idiomatic English translation (though the kind
>>editor has in fact supplied them, perhaps in a footnote beginning with the
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Aha.  So in normal idiomatic English writing, it would be "read:".

But this (and Roland's interpretation) conflicts with dictionary
definitions which mainly plump for "to wit, namely".

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Amethyst Deceiver - 23 Nov 2006 13:10 GMT
>> Let's get this clear: you're saying that if I order a hamburger (sc.
>> on a bun)
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Is "sc." more common than "i.e." in UK usage?

No. Never seen it before.

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Maria - 22 Nov 2006 08:24 GMT
Tony Cooper wrote, in part:

> That twists up the question.

Cute.

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Maria - 22 Nov 2006 08:22 GMT
> A hamburger needn't have a bun at all, but if the patty is served
> between two slices of bread, it is no longer a hamburger of any kind,
> it is simply a beef patty between two slices of bread; who can account
> for taste?

Do buns taste better than slices of bread? Or, are bun-users better
bred? What do you mean, sir?

Actually, I find that buns are too thick, too bready, too filling, and
often, too bland. Thus, I prefer hamburgers on bread -- or just on the
plate.

Mustard only, or ketchup/catsup only, or maybe a bit of A-1 sauce. Salt
and pepper, of course. No onions, ever. No pickles.

I was just thinking of "Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce
cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun" and want to ask the group
this question:

Why sesame seeds? (All they do is get in between one's teeth. They add
nothing good that I can tell.)

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Salvatore Volatile - 22 Nov 2006 12:35 GMT
> I was just thinking of "Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce
> cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun" and want to ask the group
> this question:
>
> Why sesame seeds? (All they do is get in between one's teeth. They add
> nothing good that I can tell.)

Unclear.  I think the history of the Big Mac would have largely been the
same had McDonald's corporate decided to go with a non-seeded bun (=
ApproxBrE "seedless bap").  It might add a touch of specialness, given
that the standard practice up till the time of the introduction of the Big
Mac, I'm guessing, was to use a non-seeded bun.

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Oleg Lego - 14 Nov 2006 03:45 GMT
The Robert Bannister entity posted thusly:

>> While I've never called a hamburger a "sandwich", it does seem to meet
>> the definition: "an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with
>> meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal".
>
>For me, a sandwich is an item of food consisting of two SLICES of
>bread...

And presumably, something in between them, right? Well, the last time
I made a hamburger, I did put it between two slices of bread. That the
slices consisted of a top and a bottom of a hamburger bun, makes it a
sandwich, innit?

I'm intrigued, though. Next time I'll make one using two unsliced
hamburger buns, just so I can report to you that I did make a
hamburger than could not be called a "sandwich" by your rules.

> I was rather taken aback when I discovered that "un sandwich"
>usually referred to French bread - I don't really have a word for a
>sandwich made of French bread, but I still don't want to call it a sandwich.

Really? So a sandwich can only be made with.. what? Whole wheat bread?
White bread? What about sourdough? Pumpernickel? Cracked Wheat?
7-grain? 12-grain? Sunflower/Flax? Italian?

Why not French?
Robert Bannister - 15 Nov 2006 00:07 GMT
> Really? So a sandwich can only be made with.. what? Whole wheat bread?
> White bread? What about sourdough? Pumpernickel? Cracked Wheat?
> 7-grain? 12-grain? Sunflower/Flax? Italian?
>
> Why not French?

Yes to most of the above, although I am not at all sure about
pumpernickel. It depends on what sort of pumpernickel you're used to:
the sort I'm most familiar with is black, slightly sticky and very
filling - no way you could eat 2 slices together. On the national
origins of the bread, I meant in stick form like a very long roll, so
since most of our Italian bakers make a "stick", I'd discount them as
sandwich material.

It all boils down to (a) whether it is sliced and (b) whether you can
actually eat 2 slices of the stuff. For example, I can think of some
heavy rye loaves that wouldn't be suitable for sandwiches, while some
"sticks" and rolls are so thick than you can slice them horizontally and
make an acceptable sandwich.

Then again, there's the "open sandwich", but I'm afraid I don't think of
them as sandwiches at all. In fact, many have to be eaten with a knife
and fork, which rather destroys the entire point of a sandwich.

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Oleg Lego - 15 Nov 2006 01:45 GMT
The Robert Bannister entity posted thusly:

>> Really? So a sandwich can only be made with.. what? Whole wheat bread?
>> White bread? What about sourdough? Pumpernickel? Cracked Wheat?
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>the sort I'm most familiar with is black, slightly sticky and very
>filling - no way you could eat 2 slices together.

I have, and loved it. Mind you, it was sliced so as to be very thin
indeed. It formed the outer covering of a pastrami sandwich, and I
would not have hesitated to call it a sandwich.

> On the national
>origins of the bread, I meant in stick form like a very long roll, so
>since most of our Italian bakers make a "stick", I'd discount them as
>sandwich material.

Ahh.. you are speaking of one particular form of bread sometimes made
by the French. I think they call it a baguette, and it is usually
sliced , if at all, horizontally, rather then vertically.

French bread, however, does come in other forms, some of which are
sliced vertically, giving you slices of bread that are slices in every
sense of the word, the only difference being that of shape, determined
by the cross-section of the loaf at the point of slicing.

I don't think I've ever had better Bacon & Tomato sandwiches than
those made with French Bread, still warm from the oven in the bakery
on the ground floor of the building I lived in, with plenty of Dutch
(or sometimes Danish) butter, and a little mayonnaise. That was not
only a sandwich, but an almost unsurpassable sandwich.

>It all boils down to (a) whether it is sliced and (b) whether you can
>actually eat 2 slices of the stuff. For example, I can think of some
>heavy rye loaves that wouldn't be suitable for sandwiches, while some
>"sticks" and rolls are so thick than you can slice them horizontally and
>make an acceptable sandwich.

Well, there we are again. I reiterate; hamburger buns are sliced
bread. Anticipating your argument, which may be a mistake, I would
point out that even though the two pieces of a hamburger bun are
sliced only on one side, that is also the case when making a sandwich
out of a "standard" loaf of white bread when the "heels" are used.
Does the rest of the world call an end piece of a loaf  "the heel"?

>Then again, there's the "open sandwich", but I'm afraid I don't think of
>them as sandwiches at all. In fact, many have to be eaten with a knife
>and fork, which rather destroys the entire point of a sandwich.

I agree. I think the term sandwich should be restricted to something
between two other things, those other things being similar.
Robert Bannister - 16 Nov 2006 00:39 GMT
> Ahh.. you are speaking of one particular form of bread sometimes made
> by the French. I think they call it a baguette, and it is usually
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> sense of the word, the only difference being that of shape, determined
> by the cross-section of the loaf at the point of slicing.

Certainly. I believe hundreds of different types of loaf are baked in
France, but, if I may be RFish for a moment, what we call "French bread"
means baguette and not bread from France.

> Well, there we are again. I reiterate; hamburger buns are sliced
> bread. Anticipating your argument, which may be a mistake, I would
> point out that even though the two pieces of a hamburger bun are
> sliced only on one side, that is also the case when making a sandwich
> out of a "standard" loaf of white bread when the "heels" are used.
> Does the rest of the world call an end piece of a loaf  "the heel"?

It's more a question of what you call "bread" and I don't call rolls or
buns that even though they are a subset of bread substances.

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Garrett Wollman - 16 Nov 2006 02:16 GMT
>Certainly. I believe hundreds of different types of loaf are baked in
>France, but, if I may be RFish for a moment, what we call "French bread"
>means baguette and not bread from France.

In my misspent youth, there were two things that both were called
"French bread".  One was a crusty loaf (sort of a crusty version
of "Italian bread") and one was the baguette.  In supermarkets today,
baguettes are sold as "baguettes" and the other kind has fractured
into a dozen or more different varieties (none of which seem to be
called "French", although I may be shopping at the wrong supermarket
to see that).

-GAWollman

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Oleg Lego - 16 Nov 2006 02:47 GMT
The Robert Bannister entity posted thusly:

>> Ahh.. you are speaking of one particular form of bread sometimes made
>> by the French. I think they call it a baguette, and it is usually
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>France, but, if I may be RFish for a moment, what we call "French bread"
>means baguette and not bread from France.

For sufficiently narrow definitions of "we", I suppose. The "French"
in "French Bread" does not necessarily mean that it's from France;
rather that the other characteristics of "French Bread" are present.
The essential Frenchness of the bread lies in the crust, the
ingredients, and in the manner of baking.

I often pick up a loaf of French Bread at the supermarket, though it
bears only a superficial resemblance to the true product.

If I were to look for a baguette in that same supermarket, I would
find it inside a bag that says, surprisingly enough, "baguette" on the
outside.

>> Well, there we are again. I reiterate; hamburger buns are sliced
>> bread. Anticipating your argument, which may be a mistake, I would
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>It's more a question of what you call "bread" and I don't call rolls or
>buns that even though they are a subset of bread substances.

So if it isn't the ingredients, what differentiates rolls/buns from
bread? Shape? If I made bread in a home "bread maker", and sliced it,
using the two heels as the outer part of the recipe, it would look as
close as be damned to a hamburger bun, but would clearly be two slices
of bread. So what would you call it?
Robert Bannister - 17 Nov 2006 00:35 GMT
> The Robert Bannister entity posted thusly:
>
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> The essential Frenchness of the bread lies in the crust, the
> ingredients, and in the manner of baking.

This could be something that has not yet reached Australia. It's not
that the word "baguette" is never seen, but that most people still call
them French bread or French sticks. Although at one time, we had two
French bakeries in Perth, I never noticed that their non-baguette bread
was terribly different from other bread. Italian bakeries produce loaves
with fiercesome outsides. The main thing about real French baguettes is
that the crust goes quite leathery within a matter of hours, which is
why, I suppose, that bakeries in France are open from dawn till nearly
bedtime.

>>>Well, there we are again. I reiterate; hamburger buns are sliced
>>>bread. Anticipating your argument, which may be a mistake, I would
>>>point out that even though the two pieces of a hamburger bun are
>>>sliced only on one side, that is also the case when making a sandwich
>>>out of a "standard" loaf of white bread when the "heels" are used.
>>>Does the rest of the world call an end piece of a loaf  "the heel"?

I would call it the crust.

>>It's more a question of what you call "bread" and I don't call rolls or
>>buns that even though they are a subset of bread substances.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> close as be damned to a hamburger bun, but would clearly be two slices
> of bread. So what would you call it?

The crust, to my mind at least, still has a slightly different texture
to a roll, but I try to avoid using them for sandwiches. The new crust
is best eaten with something simple like just butter or cheese. The old
crust I usually throw away.

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Oleg Lego - 17 Nov 2006 05:05 GMT
The Robert Bannister entity posted thusly:

>> So if it isn't the ingredients, what differentiates rolls/buns from
>> bread? Shape? If I made bread in a home "bread maker", and sliced it,
>> using the two heels as the outer part of the recipe, it would look as
>> close as be damned to a hamburger bun, but would clearly be two slices
>> of bread. So what would you call it?

>The crust, to my mind at least, still has a slightly different texture
>to a roll, but I try to avoid using them for sandwiches.

Hmm... I do believe I have figured out the problem here. You [1] are
extremely bread-deprived. I don't particularly like the packaged
"hamburger buns", and if I am making hamburgers myself, I usually use
another form of bun, or roll (I don't make any differentiation in the
two). I am partial to "kaiser buns", AKA "kaiser rolls", if they are
fresh. The crusts on the buns should be like that on French Bread, or
like baguettes. Sometimes I like to use an Italian roll, which is not
as good, but it makes a nice change.

> The new crust
>is best eaten with something simple like just butter or cheese. The old
>crust I usually throw away.

Yikes! I have often wished my wife would feel that way, as there is
always a competition to get the crust (heel) for sandwiches, toasting,
or yes, eating with butter or cheese, or butter and jam or marmalade.

[1] I don't, of course, know if it's just you that is bread-deprived,
or the folks in your area, or perhaps even the folks in the entire
continent. We have a stunningly huge choice of breads, and even
limiting the choices to what is available in the supermarket we
usually patronize, I often spend between 5 and 10 minutes deciding
what sorts of bread, buns, or bagels to buy.
Garrett Wollman - 17 Nov 2006 05:55 GMT
>two). I am partial to "kaiser buns", AKA "kaiser rolls", if they are
>fresh. The crusts on the buns should be like that on French Bread, or
>like baguettes. Sometimes I like to use an Italian roll, which is not
>as good, but it makes a nice change.

There's a local bakery here (Iggy's Bread of the World) that makes
brioche hamburger buns, and that's what I usually buy, when available.
They come four to a package, but I'll usually toast two up at a time,
and eat one with butter and one with burger.  (Of course, the proper
condiment for use with a burger is aioli, or mayonnaise if you can't
get/make that, unless it's a cookout, in which case ketchup and
mustard are acceptable since you won't usually be having top-quality
ingredients anyway.)

-GAWollman

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Robert Bannister - 17 Nov 2006 23:30 GMT
> The Robert Bannister entity posted thusly:
>
> Hmm... I do believe I have figured out the problem here. You [1] are
> extremely bread-deprived.

One of the main reasons I bake most of my bread myself is because of the
appalling choice at supermarkets and bakeries. I do know where to get
good Kaiser rolls and rye bread, but good white bread is a rarity.
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Stuart Chapman - 14 Nov 2006 08:40 GMT
>> From this week's _Mountain View Voice_, a review of a new restaurant
>> specializing in hamburgers with the headline "That glorious American
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> the definition: "an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with
> meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal".

Yabbut open sandwich? What's that, the sandwich you eat when you're not
eating a sandwich?
tinwhistler - 13 Nov 2006 16:42 GMT
> I'll let you know if next week's issue includes a flood of letters
> complaining that a hamburger isn't a sandwich.

Couple of hits at Google-News for "hamburger sandwich:"

Waleg.com, Tunisia - Oct 28, 2006
... He managed to mix food & fashion & come out with a very interesting
outcome. Take your pick, a bacon sandwich or a hamburger sandwich? ...

White Castle Honored with Food Industry Award
PR Newswire (press release), NY - Oct 18, 2006
... over the years, the company still remains true to its signature, 2
1/2" square, five- holed, steam-grilled-on-a-bed-of-onions hamburger
sandwich that its ...

I'll check Google-books search.

Aloha ~~~ Ozzie Maland ~~~ San Diego
tinwhistler - 13 Nov 2006 16:44 GMT
> I'll check Google-books search.

249 hits at Google-books:

http://books.google.com/books?q=%22hamburger+sandwich%22&btnG=Search+Books&as_brr=0

Aloha ~~~ Ozzie Maland ~~~ San Diego
Stuart Chapman - 14 Nov 2006 08:42 GMT
>> I'll let you know if next week's issue includes a flood of letters
>> complaining that a hamburger isn't a sandwich.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> ... He managed to mix food & fashion & come out with a very interesting
> outcome. Take your pick, a bacon sandwich or a hamburger sandwich? ...

That was a hamburger between 2 slices of white bread.

Stupot
Alan Jones - 13 Nov 2006 17:00 GMT
> From this week's _Mountain View Voice_, a review of a new restaurant
> specializing in hamburgers with the headline "That glorious American
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> I'll let you know if next week's issue includes a flood of letters
> complaining that a hamburger isn't a sandwich.

Isn't garlic a necessary ingredient of aioli? If they mean mayonnaise they
should say so.

Alan Jones
Oleg Lego - 13 Nov 2006 21:55 GMT
The Alan Jones entity posted thusly:

>> From this week's _Mountain View Voice_, a review of a new restaurant
>> specializing in hamburgers with the headline "That glorious American
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>Isn't garlic a necessary ingredient of aioli? If they mean mayonnaise they
>should say so.

What, you got a problem with someone saying "garlic garlic sauce"?

I think I'll just head out to the barn and feed my four-legged
quadrupeds.
jerry_friedman@yahoo.com - 13 Nov 2006 22:40 GMT
> >    "For those who are indecisive -- or develop brain freeze -- the menu
> >    lists a half-dozen Signature Burgers and a few other sandwiches,
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Isn't garlic a necessary ingredient of aioli?

Indeed, isn't it the "ai"?

> If they mean mayonnaise they should say so.

I suspect they're worried that if they said "aioli", some people
wouldn't expect garlic, and if they said "garlic mayonnaise", other
people would expect non-olive-oil mayonnaise, which is only slightly
less disgusting if you put garlic in it.  Belt and suspenders (or
braces, to make sure nobody misunderstands).

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Steve MacGregor - 14 Nov 2006 15:02 GMT
> From this week's _Mountain View Voice_, a review of a new restaurant
> specializing in hamburgers with the headline "That glorious American
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>     like a Stacked BLT with garlic aioli ($6.50), to help ease the
>     burden.

Yeah?  So what?  A hamburger is a sandwich.  Let's take it a step at a
time.

1)  "Hamburger" is an adjective meaning "of or like Hamburg, Germany".

2)  Steak ground up and fried like they do it in Hamburg is "Hamburger
steak".

3)  English-speakers sometimes leave the noun out of an adjective-noun
phrase, and let the adjective alone stand for the combination.  So
"hamburger" is "Hamburger steak".

4)  Now "hamburger" has become a noun.

5)  Now use "hamburger" as an adjective to modify "sandwich", and you
get a "hamburger [steak] sandwich".

6)  Apply step (3) again, and "hamburger" means "hamburger steak
sandwich".

It's a sandwich.  Get used to it.

--
Stefano
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Peacenik - 14 Nov 2006 15:46 GMT
> From this week's _Mountain View Voice_, a review of a new restaurant
> specializing in hamburgers with the headline "That glorious American
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> I'll let you know if next week's issue includes a flood of letters
> complaining that a hamburger isn't a sandwich.

A hamburger is a sandwich. But a sandwich isn't necessarily a hamburger.
Mark Brader - 15 Nov 2006 02:00 GMT
I'm one of those who feels that a hamburger is a sandwich but that
"sandwich" is not a word you'd normally ever use to refer to it.
I was therefore surprised last night when I went into a Harvey's,
ordered some burgers, and was asked "Just the sandwiches?" -- just
as was mentioned in one of these threads recently in relation to
some foreign places.

The wording I would have expected, if they were going to ask this
question, is "Just the burgers?"

And the *question* I would have expected, based on my other visits
to Harvey's in the last few months at least, is the reverse one:
"Combos?"  (Or "Do you want combos?" or "Are those combos?" etc.)
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the Omrud - 15 Nov 2006 09:50 GMT
Evan Kirshenbaum <kirshenbaum@hpl.hp.com> had it:

> From this week's _Mountain View Voice_, a review of a new restaurant
> specializing in hamburgers with the headline "That glorious American
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> I'll let you know if next week's issue includes a flood of letters
> complaining that a hamburger isn't a sandwich.

It occurs to me that I have never brought to the attention of the
panel the "Quick N Toast" (there's an apostrophe somewhere), which is
a long-standing menu item at the French/Belgian burger place "Quick".  
If it weren't so obviously a burger, you might be forced to consider
it a sandwich.  The meat and cheese are encased between two toasted
slices of what my granny used to call Milk Loaf.  This is a soft
white loaf of circular cross section with ridges running around the
loaf, as though discs had been stacked next to each other.

Getting to a photo isn't easy.  There are some cached by google
images, but the originals have disappeared:
http://tinyurl.com/yj6cjf

The best photo is on Quick's own web site, but you'll have to
navigate the French.  Go to
http://www.quick-restaurants.com/consumer/fr-fr/main.asp
click on "A Votre Gout" and then "Burgers".  Choose the Quick N Toast
from the scrolling list at the bottom.

We're very partial to these and usually find a good excuse to eat one
during our trips to France.

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Stuart Chapman - 16 Nov 2006 07:50 GMT
> Evan Kirshenbaum <kirshenbaum@hpl.hp.com> had it:
>
[quoted text clipped - 29 lines]
> click on "A Votre Gout" and then "Burgers".  Choose the Quick N Toast
> from the scrolling list at the bottom.

Strangest French I've ever read.

Stupot
 
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