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Honest Aryan - 23 Nov 2006 13:50 GMT
My fellow racists (Whites only),
  Musing on la condition humaine
and how the Nazi community might
convey 'not fit for use' I stunned
myself with 'Bout as useful as a
nigger with a degree' (i.e. neither
one thing nor t'other).
  Neat or what?
  Now all we need is Gatekeepers
Of The Language slipping it into traffic
reports etc. and I'll be well on the
way to a Nobel Prize.
  I'll get to work on the acceptance
speech.
  If only the Fuehrer could have lived
to hear it. Sniff.
  Never mind. Nick Clark's died. That's
some consolation.

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Terry del Fuego - 23 Nov 2006 20:23 GMT
>My fellow racists (Whites only),

This actually reminds me of a very funny story: A couple weeks ago, I
was f.cking your mother.  As I'm sure you know, she's generally not a
fan of going in through the front door and has a pronounced preference
for anal penetration.  As you no doubt also know, she's...well, she's
not what you'd call a stickler for hygeine.

Long story short, after we finished, I started to get up to take a
much-needed shower.  She said "Where are you going?" and when I told
her, she said "Oh, no need for that, I'll take care of it!" and licked
my dick spotlessly clean.
robertchamp2002@yahoo.com - 24 Nov 2006 00:57 GMT
> On 23 Nov 2006 05:50:35 -0800,

"Honest Aryan" <HA@volcanomail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >My fellow racists (Whites only),

> This actually reminds me of a very funny story:

Two a.shole sharing an intimate moment with each other.
Phil Holman - 24 Nov 2006 01:42 GMT
>> On 23 Nov 2006 05:50:35 -0800,
>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Two a.sholes sharing an intimate moment with each other.

Four

PH
Terry del Fuego - 24 Nov 2006 04:47 GMT
On 23 Nov 2006 16:57:31 -0800, The Drunken Babykiller Licking
Ellsworth's a.shole wrote:

>Two a.shole sharing an intimate moment with each other.

Wow...can't even toss of a simple nine-word flame without a
ludicrously stupid typo.  Granted, I went off on one of your spiritual
spouses, so I suppose the drunken rage finger-fumbling is
understandable.
the Omrud - 24 Nov 2006 10:01 GMT
Terry del Fuego <t_del_fuego@hotmail.com> had it:

> On 23 Nov 2006 16:57:31 -0800, The Drunken Babykiller Licking
> Ellsworth's a.shole wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> spouses, so I suppose the drunken rage finger-fumbling is
> understandable.

Right.  So perhaps you can tell us what "can't even toss of a simple
nine-word flame" means.

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David
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Terry del Fuego - 24 Nov 2006 19:30 GMT
On Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:08:35 GMT, Whore's Anal Outpouring
<usenet.omrud@gmail.com> wrote:

>Right.  So perhaps you can tell us what "can't even toss of a simple
>nine-word flame" means.

It means that I'm not immune to the effects of poetic justice.
Paul - 24 Nov 2006 20:14 GMT
> On Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:08:35 GMT, Whore's Anal Outpouring
> <usenet.omrud@gmail.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> It means that I'm not immune to the effects of poetic justice.

Nor the effects of stupidity and ineffectiveness. f.ck off.

Paul
Terry del Fuego - 24 Nov 2006 20:47 GMT
>> It means that I'm not immune to the effects of poetic justice.
>
>Nor the effects of stupidity and ineffectiveness.

Oh, crap, really?  And here I thought that flaming racist idiots on
Usenet was going to change the world.  Damn.

>f.ck off.

If the mood strikes, sure.
Honest Aryan - 24 Nov 2006 12:12 GMT
> Wow...can't even toss of a simple nine-word flame without a
> ludicrously stupid typo.  Granted, I went off on one of your spiritual
> spouses, so I suppose the drunken rage finger-fumbling is
> understandable.

     Good dose of niggers is all the rehab you need
sonny.

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'foolsrushin.' - 24 Nov 2006 06:01 GMT
One assumes that you actually meant ' use less simile'!?
--
'foolsricin.'

> My fellow racists (Whites only),
>    Musing on la condition humaine
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
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Honest Aryan - 24 Nov 2006 12:10 GMT
> One assumes that you actually meant ' use less simile'!?

    The actual phraseology I was trying to find
a non-PC alternative to was John Reid's 'not
fit for purpose'.
   Such are posting deadlines.

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Gaijouw - 24 Nov 2006 09:30 GMT
> My fellow racists (Whites only),
>    Musing on la condition humaine
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> one thing nor t'other).
>    Neat or what?

Yes, but 'simile for uselessness' would have been a better title.

>    Now all we need is Gatekeepers
> Of The Language slipping it into traffic
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>    Never mind. Nick Clark's died. That's
> some consolation.

Yes, he was thoroughly librul, wasn't he? And hearing him praised by
Tessa 'Irritable' Jowell cast him in a new light for me.

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Honest Aryan - 24 Nov 2006 11:22 GMT
> Yes, he was thoroughly librul, wasn't he? And hearing him praised by
> Tessa 'Irritable' Jowell cast him in a new light for me.

  My abiding memory is his dissing the
Mail without bothering to read its articles
or contact its journos.
  Because that was his 'job' since Militant Tendency
became the Sneering Tendency and 'Brazilisation'
has made Guardian-BBC one of the islands of
privilege in a third World cesspool.

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Gaijouw - 26 Nov 2006 12:51 GMT
> > Yes, he was thoroughly librul, wasn't he? And hearing him praised by
> > Tessa 'Irritable' Jowell cast him in a new light for me.
>
>    My abiding memory is his dissing the
> Mail without bothering to read its articles
> or contact its journos.

Like Mad Mel? But she and PHitchens are sound enough as far as their
effnicity will take them.

>    Because that was his 'job' since Militant Tendency
> became the Sneering Tendency and 'Brazilisation'
> has made Guardian-BBC one of the islands of
> privilege in a third World cesspool.

The pure in heart deserve their privileges. And earn them too. Nobody
*really* likes the Chosen Ones, even -- or especially not -- their
gophers.

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Honest Aryan - 26 Nov 2006 15:00 GMT
> Like Mad Mel? But she and PHitchens are sound enough as far as their
> effnicity will take them.

  I'm under no delusions about 'neocons'
and such.
  This is the age of the Jewish windbag.
  See my upcoming monograph on the subject.

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