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mike.j.harvey@gmail.com - 31 Dec 2006 19:03 GMT
I downloaded and listened to a BBC Tony Hancock radio comedy show, from
1955, called "A Trip To France". The show opens with Hancock in the
bath, playing "Cruel Sea" type games with the soap and the scrubbing
brush. He is sea-struck. The other members of the household want to use
the bathroom, and eventually they burst in. The fact of Hancock's
nakedness is not openly remarked upon. There are various remarks made
about the soap being a U-boat, etc, and Sid James says he thinks
Hancock looks daft wearing a yachting cap.

Then comes the part I am confused about. One of the other members of
the household, seeing Hancock in the bath, says "And I thought Moby
Dick was just a legend!" It seems to me that the audience seemed to
pause for a split second before laughing much more loudly than they had
at the earlier jokes.

I understood the joke in a 'modern' way, and was taken aback at hearing
it in such an old show. Then I wondered if 1955 was a much more
innocent age in some ways, and that perhaps it was my 21st century
dirty mind at work.

I was 3 years old in 1955, and when I first saw a copy "Moby Dick"
about five years later, I was at once aware of the double meaning.

Do people on here think that this was a case of the script witers
slipping a naughty double meaning past the BBC of the time?
the Omrud - 31 Dec 2006 19:34 GMT
<mike.j.harvey@gmail.com> had it:

> I downloaded and listened to a BBC Tony Hancock radio comedy show, from
> 1955, called "A Trip To France". The show opens with Hancock in the
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> Do people on here think that this was a case of the script witers
> slipping a naughty double meaning past the BBC of the time?

It's entirely possible.  Have you not heard "Round The Horne"?  Some
of it borders on the obscene.

OTOH, Hancock was chubby (hardly fat in today's terms) and was
referred to by Bill Kerr's character as "Tubs".  So the joke could
just be about a fat man in a bath.

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mike.j.harvey@gmail.com - 31 Dec 2006 19:56 GMT
> It's entirely possible.  Have you not heard "Round The Horne"?  Some
> of it borders on the obscene.

Yes I heard many of the shows when it was broadcast from 1965 to 1968,
but that was the swinging sixties, some 10-13 years after the Hancock
show.
Paul Wolff - 31 Dec 2006 20:20 GMT
> <mike.j.harvey@gmail.com> had it:
>
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>referred to by Bill Kerr's character as "Tubs".  So the joke could
>just be about a fat man in a bath.

I don't think 'Moby Dick' even works as a joke reference to what may or
may not have been radiophonically visible as a 'Ancock (hmm...)
appendage.  It's the 'great white whale' image that amuses.
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Mike Lyle - 31 Dec 2006 20:33 GMT
> > <mike.j.harvey@gmail.com> had it:
> >
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> may not have been radiophonically visible as a 'Ancock (hmm...)
> appendage.  It's the 'great white whale' image that amuses.

"Can I do yer now, sir?"

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irwell - 31 Dec 2006 21:16 GMT
>> > <mike.j.harvey@gmail.com> had it:
>> >
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>
>"Can I do yer now, sir?"
The Goon Show had some risque moments (late 1940s).
Mike Lyle - 31 Dec 2006 21:35 GMT
> >> > <mike.j.harvey@gmail.com> had it:
[...]
> >> >> Do people on here think that this was a case of the script witers
> >> >> slipping a naughty double meaning past the BBC of the time?
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> >"Can I do yer now, sir?"
>  The Goon Show had some risque moments (late 1940s).

Neddy, seeking passage on ship: "Are you responsible for the berths
here?"
Bloodnok: "Not all of them, no!"

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irwell - 31 Dec 2006 22:46 GMT
>> >> > <mike.j.harvey@gmail.com> had it:
>[...]
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>here?"
>Bloodnok: "Not all of them, no!"

Seagoon:
It was winter when we arrived and the snow lay heavy on the slopes of
Brigitte Bardot.
Robert Bannister - 31 Dec 2006 23:05 GMT
>>"Can I do yer now, sir?"
>
>  The Goon Show had some risque moments (late 1940s).

Was that really Goon Show? It sounds like ITMA to me.
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irwell - 31 Dec 2006 23:41 GMT
>>>"Can I do yer now, sir?"
>>
>>  The Goon Show had some risque moments (late 1940s).
>
>Was that really Goon Show? It sounds like ITMA to me.

Not my posting. Yes it sounds like ITMA.
tinwhistler - 01 Jan 2007 01:23 GMT
[snip] Yes it sounds like ITMA.  [[snip]

Doesn't "Tony Hancock" sound like a reference to four parts of the male
anatomy?  It evokes the old joke about the couple undressing on the
night of their wedding.  The bribe gasps when she sees the gnarly
digits on his feet.  He allays her concern, "That's a residual effect
from my having toelio as a child."  She gasps louder when she sees his
legs, the middle joints being huge.  "Oh, well, that's from when I had
kneesles."  Then, as he exposes his private parts, she screams, "Don't
tell me -- as a child you had small ...."

Aloha ~~~ Ozzie Maland ~~~ San Diego
Mike M - 04 Jan 2007 10:25 GMT
> Doesn't "Tony Hancock" sound like a reference to four parts of the male
> anatomy?

It was a favourite joke when I was at primary school. You point to each
part of your (or another's) body in turn: toe.... knee... hand....
(long pause).... [chest, leg, head, anything but!]

Mike M
the Omrud - 01 Jan 2007 01:28 GMT
irwell <hook@yahoo.com> had it:

> >>>"Can I do yer now, sir?"
> >>
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>
>  Not my posting. Yes it sounds like ITMA.

That was ITMA (1939 to 1949), but the Goon Show ran from 1951 to
1960.

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Nick Spalding - 01 Jan 2007 11:33 GMT
irwell wrote, in <i2agp299sib5rc87l3qlnptosmhglsgvja@4ax.com>
on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 13:16:20 -0800:

> >> > <mike.j.harvey@gmail.com> had it:
> >> >
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> >"Can I do yer now, sir?"
>  The Goon Show had some risque moments (late 1940s).

Mid 1950s same as the Hancock show under discussion.  I remember an
episode where for some reason Min and Henry were living in a gun
emplacement and they got away with 'it's your turn in the barrel'.
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sage - 01 Jan 2007 21:51 GMT
(Snip)
>> "Can I do yer now, sir?"
>  The Goon Show had some risque moments (late 1940s).

But "Can I do yer now, Sir? was Mrs. Mopp in ITMA in the early 40s. The
Goons showed up much later than that. (Later, even, than "Dick Barton,
Special Agent". SFX: Devil gallops off into the sunset.)

Cheers, Sage
Paul Wolff - 31 Dec 2006 21:51 GMT
>> > <mike.j.harvey@gmail.com> had it:
>> >
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>
>"Can I do yer now, sir?"

I'll have you know I'm a member of ITMA, and don't take this Moppery
lightly.
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Don Aitken - 31 Dec 2006 22:21 GMT
>> > <mike.j.harvey@gmail.com> had it:
>> >
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>
>"Can I do yer now, sir?"

Hugh Jampton.

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William - 01 Jan 2007 17:06 GMT
>  Have you not heard "Round The Horne"?  Some
> of it borders on the obscene.

Kenneth Horne to Julian and Sandy (who this week are lawyers):

 "Do you think you could handle my case"?

Julian (or was it Sandy):

 "Ooh, I don't know - we've got a Criminal Practice that takes up most
of our time".

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Peter Duncanson - 01 Jan 2007 01:12 GMT
>I downloaded and listened to a BBC Tony Hancock radio comedy show, from
>1955, called "A Trip To France". The show opens with Hancock in the
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>pause for a split second before laughing much more loudly than they had
>at the earlier jokes.

I have a distant recollection of a rhyme that included the line
"Moby Dick had a great big prick".

I think I first met it as a young boy some years before 1955.

Googling draws a blank.

>I understood the joke in a 'modern' way, and was taken aback at hearing
>it in such an old show. Then I wondered if 1955 was a much more
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>Do people on here think that this was a case of the script witers
>slipping a naughty double meaning past the BBC of the time?

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Oleg Lego - 01 Jan 2007 03:27 GMT
The Peter Duncanson entity posted thusly:

>I have a distant recollection of a rhyme that included the line
>"Moby Dick had a great big prick".

My daughter, when she was about 15, asked me if she could ask me a
riddle she had heard at school, and mentioned that it was a bit risque
(dirty, was her word, I think). I said she could, and she asked it.

"What's big, hard and white and lives under the sea?"

"Moby's Dick."
the Omrud - 01 Jan 2007 10:32 GMT
Oleg Lego <rat@atatatat..com> had it:

> The Peter Duncanson entity posted thusly:
>
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>
> "Moby's Dick."

There was a range of these "sea" jokes around in the 70s.

- What lies at the bottom of the sea and hits out?
- Codswallop

- What lies at the bottom of the sea, shivering?
- A nervous wreck.

And I fondly remember:

- What lives at the bottom of the sea, is purple and huge?
- Moby Plum.

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rzed - 01 Jan 2007 13:48 GMT
[snip sea "jokes"]

> And I fondly remember:
>
> - What lives at the bottom of the sea, is purple and huge?
> - Moby Plum.

It was "Moby Grape" here in Yankland, leading inevitably to the
creation of the eponymous rock group in 1967.

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Pat Durkin - 01 Jan 2007 18:33 GMT
> [snip sea "jokes"]
>
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> It was "Moby Grape" here in Yankland, leading inevitably to the
> creation of the eponymous rock group in 1967.

Oh, not the famous "What's big and purple and goes: slam slam slam
slam?"
rzed - 01 Jan 2007 18:53 GMT
>> [snip sea "jokes"]
>>
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> Oh, not the famous "What's big and purple and goes: slam slam
> slam slam?"

A four-door gr-- hey! I just heard about a big green thing that
makes the same sound. But it has warts. You don't suppose there's
some kind of joke recycling thing going on do you?

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Not in the place that's big and purple and surrounded by water
...

Pat Durkin - 01 Jan 2007 20:06 GMT
>>> [snip sea "jokes"]
>>>
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> makes the same sound. But it has warts. You don't suppose there's
> some kind of joke recycling thing going on do you?

Would it be such a bad thing?  What is long and straight and round and
orange. . .and goes: click (or click click)?

We can get these out of our systems before April 1.
R H Draney - 02 Jan 2007 04:31 GMT
> >>> [snip sea "jokes"]
>
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>
> We can get these out of our systems before April 1

Q:  What's black and white and black and off-white and black and beige
and black and brown and black and black?

A:  A nun on a spit.

(Got it from John Cleese)....r
the Omrud - 02 Jan 2007 09:55 GMT
R H Draney <dadoctah@spamcop.net> had it:

> > >>> [snip sea "jokes"]
> >
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>
> A:  A nun on a spit.

- What's green then red?
- A frog in a blender.

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Skitt - 02 Jan 2007 19:01 GMT
> - What's green then red?
> - A frog in a blender.

Oo, oo, I have that .exe file somewhere.  Fully adjustable blender speeds,
and all.  Neat.

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Jes' fine

Joe Fineman - 03 Jan 2007 01:40 GMT
> - What's green then red?

ObAUE:  Note the use of "then" as a conjunction (hasn't made it into
AHD yet).
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Mike Lyle - 01 Jan 2007 21:35 GMT
> [snip sea "jokes"]
>
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> It was "Moby Grape" here in Yankland, leading inevitably to the
> creation of the eponymous rock group in 1967.

What's pink and hard in the morning?
- The Financial Times Crossword.

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John Dean - 02 Jan 2007 01:29 GMT
>> [snip sea "jokes"]
>>
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> What's pink and hard in the morning?
> - The Financial Times Crossword.

What's red and wrinkled and hangs out your pyjamas?

Your Mam.
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Mike Barnes - 02 Jan 2007 07:55 GMT
In alt.usage.english, John Dean wrote:

>>> [snip sea "jokes"]
>>>
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>
>What's red and wrinkled and hangs out your pyjamas?

What's red and throbs between your legs?

A GPO motorbike.

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Cheshire, England

Richard Bollard - 04 Jan 2007 21:35 GMT
>In alt.usage.english, John Dean wrote:
>>>>
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>
>A GPO motorbike.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
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Joe Fineman - 03 Jan 2007 01:44 GMT
> It was "Moby Grape" here in Yankland, leading inevitably to the
> creation of the eponymous rock group in 1967.

Who was Aristotle's purple pupil?
Alexander the grape.
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Robin Bignall - 03 Jan 2007 21:51 GMT
>> It was "Moby Grape" here in Yankland, leading inevitably to the
>> creation of the eponymous rock group in 1967.
>
>Who was Aristotle's purple pupil?
>Alexander the grape.

And there were the absolutely silly ones:
What's yellow and deadly?
1. Shark-infested custard
2. A canary with a machine gun.
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Pat Durkin - 03 Jan 2007 22:01 GMT
>>> It was "Moby Grape" here in Yankland, leading inevitably to the
>>> creation of the eponymous rock group in 1967.
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> 1. Shark-infested custard
> 2. A canary with a machine gun.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
HVS - 03 Jan 2007 22:09 GMT
On 03 Jan 2007, Pat Durkin wrote

>>>> It was "Moby Grape" here in Yankland, leading inevitably to the
>>>> creation of the eponymous rock group in 1967.
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>
> Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

I know that one! I know! Cherry tree!

How do you fit four elephants into a Volkswagen?

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mike.j.harvey@gmail.com - 03 Jan 2007 22:16 GMT
> How do you fit four elephants into a Volkswagen?

Two in the front, two in the back, of course.
HVS - 03 Jan 2007 22:30 GMT
On 03 Jan 2007,  wrote

>> How do you fit four elephants into a Volkswagen?
>
> Two in the front, two in the back, of course.

I recall, from the same era, a "Harvey is a bad bad person for
remembering that" follow-up about how VW managed to fit 54 people of
a certain religion into a beetle...

(Even as a kid, though, I never knew if that was supposed to be an
anti-semitic joke, or an anti-nazi joke, or both.)

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mike.j.harvey@gmail.com - 04 Jan 2007 12:39 GMT
> On 03 Jan 2007,  wrote
>
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> (Even as a kid, though, I never knew if that was supposed to be an
> anti-semitic joke, or an anti-nazi joke, or both.)

I didn't know about the VW variant (Not the car!)

I heard it as Scotsmen - that you get 54 of them into a Mini by telling
them there's a saxpence under the back seat. Many such "jokes" can be
more or less safely rendered acceptable -- at least south of the Border
-- by such a method, I guess. Eg Scotsman commits suicide by jumping
off wallet, dispersing angry Scottish mob by  taking up a collection,
etc etc.
Archie Valparaiso - 04 Jan 2007 12:43 GMT
>> On 03 Jan 2007,  wrote
>>
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>off wallet, dispersing angry Scottish mob by  taking up a collection,
>etc etc.

What does a Scotsman do when he's cold?
He moves closer to the fire.

What does he do when he's really freezing?
He plugs it in.

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Oleg Lego - 05 Jan 2007 03:09 GMT
The mike.j.harvey@gmail.com entity posted thusly:

>> On 03 Jan 2007,  wrote
>>
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>off wallet, dispersing angry Scottish mob by  taking up a collection,
>etc etc.

We know the Scots visited North America well before anyone else.

The Grand Canyon is proof. One of them lost a penny down a gopher
hole.
Mike Barnes - 03 Jan 2007 23:18 GMT
In alt.usage.english,  wrote:

>> How do you fit four elephants into a Volkswagen?
>
>Two in the front, two in the back, of course.

OK, how do you get two whales in a mini?

No, wait...

Ghea yrsg ng Purfgre, bs pbhefr.

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Robin Bignall - 04 Jan 2007 22:04 GMT
>In alt.usage.english,  wrote:
>>
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>
>Ghea yrsg ng Purfgre, bs pbhefr.

<tebna>  (Tebna is actually quite a nice word in its own right, don't
you think?)
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Sara Lorimer - 08 Jan 2007 03:51 GMT
> OK, how do you get two whales in a mini?
>
> No, wait...
>
> Ghea yrsg ng Purfgre, bs pbhefr.

Welsh is such a funny-looking language.

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mUs1Ka - 08 Jan 2007 08:45 GMT
>> OK, how do you get two whales in a mini?
>>
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>
> Welsh is such a funny-looking language.

It's all that mutation.

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Roland Hutchinson - 04 Jan 2007 05:24 GMT
>>> It was "Moby Grape" here in Yankland, leading inevitably to the
>>> creation of the eponymous rock group in 1967.
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> 1. Shark-infested custard
> 2. A canary with a machine gun.

Here's one for the mathematicians among us:

What's yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?

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William - 04 Jan 2007 05:32 GMT
> Here's one for the mathematicians among us:
>
> What's yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?

Zorn's Lemon!

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R H Draney - 04 Jan 2007 05:42 GMT
Roland Hutchinson filted:

>Here's one for the mathematicians among us:
>
>What's yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?

Zorn's Lemon...kill me now, please....

Q:  What's purple and commutes?

....r

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Roland Hutchinson - 04 Jan 2007 09:49 GMT
> Roland Hutchinson filted:
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>
> Q:  What's purple and commutes?

What's half purple and associative?

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Alec Kojaev - 04 Jan 2007 19:25 GMT
>> Roland Hutchinson filted:
>>>
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>
> What's half purple and associative?

   Thanks God I'm not an algebraist.

   What's yellow, linear, normed, and complete?

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Roland Hutchinson - 05 Jan 2007 07:48 GMT
>>> Roland Hutchinson filted:
>>>>
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>
>     What's yellow, linear, normed, and complete?

How about if it also has an inner product and is full of hazelnuts?

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Alec Kojaev - 05 Jan 2007 20:39 GMT
>>>> Roland Hutchinson filted:
>>>>>
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>
> How about if it also has an inner product and is full of hazelnuts?

   I know a Hilbert space when I see one, but I'm afraid this one
went over my head.

   By the way, the Bananach space is the only one of this type that I
know to work also in Russian.

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Roland Hutchinson - 06 Jan 2007 00:53 GMT
>>>>> Roland Hutchinson filted:
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>     I know a Hilbert space when I see one, but I'm afraid this one
> went over my head.

The answer to the riddle is "Filbert space" ("filbert" is another name for
hazelnut).

>     By the way, the Bananach space is the only one of this type that I
> know to work also in Russian.

Вот хорошо!

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