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Bob Cunningham - 31 Dec 2006 19:59 GMT
I redd in a Wodehouse book that there's a place called
"Nether Wallop" in England.  I couldn't believe it was true,
but now Google gives me "about 32,600" hits on "Nether
Wallop".  

Sounds like Nether Wallop, Hampshire, could be a sister city
to Kick in the a.s, Nebraska, if there were such a place as
the latter.
Paul Wolff - 31 Dec 2006 20:47 GMT
>I redd in a Wodehouse book that there's a place called
>"Nether Wallop" in England.  I couldn't believe it was true,
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>to Kick in the a.s, Nebraska, if there were such a place as
>the latter.

Ah, the magic of placenames!  There is a whole family of Wallops in
Hampshire - Nether, Middle and Over, in ascending order, though cities
they never shall be.  Someone must have compiled a list of the more
appealing.  The Piddles in Daarset would surely feature, and I have a
fondness for Down Ampney in Gloucestershire.  Shropshire has its fair
share, I think.  And Sandy Beds (though it really qualifies for a comma
to separate the town from its county) deserves a mention.
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Ray O'Hara - 31 Dec 2006 21:09 GMT
> >I redd in a Wodehouse book that there's a place called
> >"Nether Wallop" in England.  I couldn't believe it was true,
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> Paul
> In bocca al Lupo!

Middle Wallop was a famed RAF base duting the BOB.
irwell - 31 Dec 2006 21:17 GMT
>> >I redd in a Wodehouse book that there's a place called
>> >"Nether Wallop" in England.  I couldn't believe it was true,
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
>
>Middle Wallop was a famed RAF base duting the BOB.

Field Marshal Montgomery had his home near there as well.
Ray O'Hara - 31 Dec 2006 22:02 GMT
> >> >I redd in a Wodehouse book that there's a place called
> >> >"Nether Wallop" in England.  I couldn't believe it was true,
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
> >
> Field Marshal Montgomery had his home near there as well.

In America Monty is hated more than any German General.
Tony Cooper - 01 Jan 2007 00:40 GMT
>> >> >I redd in a Wodehouse book that there's a place called
>> >> >"Nether Wallop" in England.  I couldn't believe it was true,
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
>
> In America Monty is hated more than any German General.

What's this?  If it's my patriotic duty to hate Monty, I'll try to
work up something.  I have no idea why I should, though.
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John Dean - 01 Jan 2007 01:21 GMT
>>>>>> I redd in a Wodehouse book that there's a place called
>>>>>> "Nether Wallop" in England.  I couldn't believe it was true,
[quoted text clipped - 24 lines]
> What's this?  If it's my patriotic duty to hate Monty, I'll try to
> work up something.  I have no idea why I should, though.

Well, he was beastly to Ike once or twice.
Hemingway has Cantwell rage about Monty in "Across the River ..." (although
he also rages about Ike).
Given that General Dietrich was convicted for the murder of American POWs in
the Malmedy massacre, it's hard to imagine Monty is at number one on the
hate list.
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Tony Cooper - 01 Jan 2007 02:41 GMT
>>> In America Monty is hated more than any German General.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>the Malmedy massacre, it's hard to imagine Monty is at number one on the
>hate list.

If it's my duty as an American to hate all Englishmen who have been
beastly to Americans, I will have to give up a number of other
activities in order to have time for proper hating.  It seems like a
bit much to take on.

How do the English handle this?  Is George S. Patton, Jr. on every
Englishman's list for being beastly to Monty?

 
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Tony Cooper
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HVS - 01 Jan 2007 15:06 GMT
On 01 Jan 2007, Tony Cooper wrote

> How do the English handle this?  Is George S. Patton, Jr. on
> every Englishman's list for being beastly to Monty?

I think he's just considered a bit of a megalomaniac:  not as loopy
as MacArthur, but sort of cut from the same cloth.

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John Dean - 01 Jan 2007 15:32 GMT
>>>> In America Monty is hated more than any German General.
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> How do the English handle this?  Is George S. Patton, Jr. on every
> Englishman's list for being beastly to Monty?

Au contraire (as George himself might say) Patton has always been fairly
popular. I've met several men who served in the 8th Army (as other ranks)
and, with one exception, they thought Monty was a bit of a sh.t. I see a
great deal written about "his men loved Monty" and I wonder how true it
really was.
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John Dean
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HVS - 01 Jan 2007 15:38 GMT
On 01 Jan 2007, John Dean wrote

>> How do the English handle this?  Is George S. Patton, Jr. on
>> every Englishman's list for being beastly to Monty?
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Monty was a bit of a sh.t. I see a great deal written about "his
> men loved Monty" and I wonder how true it really was.

Perhaps as Josephine said of Sir Joseph Porter -- "I know that he is
a truly great and good man, for he told me so himself".

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irwell - 01 Jan 2007 16:07 GMT
>>>>> In America Monty is hated more than any German General.
>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
>great deal written about "his men loved Monty" and I wonder how true it
>really was.

It was true. Monty, like most of Churchill's generals, had served as
a junior and field officer in the Great War, he had been severely
wounded in that war, hence his caution about wasting lives in WW2.

Patton just served for a few weeks at the end of WW1, supposed to
have copped a bullet in the leg, even though he was tank warrior.
John Dean - 02 Jan 2007 00:53 GMT
>>>>>> In America Monty is hated more than any German General.
>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
>
> It was true.

Evidence? Remember, I've met several of his men who actively disliked him.
Was this "love" a majority view, or just the most commonly expressed?

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irwell - 02 Jan 2007 03:28 GMT
>>>>>>> In America Monty is hated more than any German General.
>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 25 lines]
>
>Evidence? Remember, I've met several of his men who actively disliked him.

If they were old 'Desert Rats' who had been in N.Africa before
Monty showed up, it is understandable. THey had suffered for years
with inadequate support and some mediocre leadership.


>Was this "love" a majority view, or just the most commonly expressed?

ORs rarely get to see or talk with Generals.
'Bill' Slim was probably one of the few WW2 generals
really liked by his men.
John Dean - 02 Jan 2007 12:41 GMT
>>>>>>>> In America Monty is hated more than any German General.
>>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 30 lines]
> Monty showed up, it is understandable. THey had suffered for years
> with inadequate support and some mediocre leadership.

I'd have thought those were the very ones who were prime candidates to fall
in love with him.
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Frances Kemmish - 01 Jan 2007 16:38 GMT
 I've met several men who served in the 8th Army (as other ranks)
> and, with one exception, they thought Monty was a bit of a sh.t. I see a
> great deal written about "his men loved Monty" and I wonder how true it
> really was.

My father served in the 8th Army, but I don't recall his ever offering
an opinion of Montgomery one way or the other. He did, however, express
admiration for Rommel.

Fran
Peter Duncanson - 01 Jan 2007 16:12 GMT
>If it's my duty as an American to hate all Englishmen who have been
>beastly to Americans, I will have to give up a number of other
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>How do the English handle this?  Is George S. Patton, Jr. on every
>Englishman's list for being beastly to Monty?

We are approaching, or may have passed, the time at which most
Englishmen would ask "Who are Patton and Monty?" with a
non-negligible possibility of "How many singles and albums have they
sold?".

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Mike M - 03 Jan 2007 12:16 GMT
> We are approaching, or may have passed, the time at which most
> Englishmen would ask "Who are Patton and Monty?" with a
> non-negligible possibility of "How many singles and albums have they
> sold?".

We have not yet passed, but are definitely approaching, the time at
which most Englishmen will ask "What are singles and albums?"

The singles chart has already been largely supplanted by the download
chart, and even (God help us) the ringtone chart.

Mike M
the Omrud - 03 Jan 2007 12:22 GMT
mikmooney@googlemail.com had it:

> > We are approaching, or may have passed, the time at which most
> > Englishmen would ask "Who are Patton and Monty?" with a
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> The singles chart has already been largely supplanted by the download
> chart, and even (God help us) the ringtone chart.

<God>
You're on your own!
</God>

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Peter Duncanson - 03 Jan 2007 13:30 GMT
>> We are approaching, or may have passed, the time at which most
>> Englishmen would ask "Who are Patton and Monty?" with a
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>The singles chart has already been largely supplanted by the download
>chart, and even (God help us) the ringtone chart.

From January 1st, 2007 the UK singles chart will include downloads
on an equal basis with physical singles. I don't know whether
separate download charts will continue in some form or other.

http://music.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1979788,00.html

   Oldies but goldies benefit in digital revamp of charts  
   · Record industry agrees to shakeup of Top 75 listing
   · Downloads give new lease of life to dinosaurs of rock    
   Owen Gibson, media correspondent
   Friday December 29, 2006
   The Guardian
   
   A shakeup of the singles chart will mean downloads of album
   tracks, older songs and digital-only releases will count toward
   the top 75 rundown compiled by the Official Charts Company.
   ...
   The move is likely to see older tracks brought to a new
   generation by TV shows, advertisements and films, or newly
   released digitally, shoot up the charts.
   ...
   Albums by major artists such as U2 and Coldplay are expected to
   chart through people buying just a track before deciding on
   buying the album. ... In the runup to Christmas, Mariah Carey's
   All I Want for Christmas and Wham's Last Christmas would have
   charted despite not being available in the shops.
   
   It also potentially allows unsigned artists to bypass the music
   industry altogether. Any sale through a chart-registered online
   store, such as Apple's iTunes or IndieStore.com, will count
   toward the chart.
   ...
   This year [2006] digital downloads were allowed to enter the
   charts a week before the single was in shops, leading to Gnarls
   Barkley's Crazy becoming the first No 1 single without a copy
   passing over a shop counter. It kept the slot for nine weeks.
   
   The industry hopes that by untethering digital releases from the
   physical launch, tracks will spend longer in the charts and rise
   and fall more slowly, as in the halcyon days of the 1970s and
   1980s.
   
   Recorded sales of singles had slumped by more than 50% since the
   late 1990s before the decision in April 2005 to add downloads to
   the singles charts.

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Paul Wolff - 03 Jan 2007 20:12 GMT
>> We are approaching, or may have passed, the time at which most
>> Englishmen would ask "Who are Patton and Monty?" with a
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>We have not yet passed, but are definitely approaching, the time at
>which most Englishmen will ask "What are singles and albums?"

Albums are those blank things waiting for scissors and glue, aren't
they?  The modern equivalent would be a virgin iPod.  The Beatles' White
Album was pretty sound, though.
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In bocca al Lupo!

Robert Bannister - 03 Jan 2007 22:36 GMT
>>We are approaching, or may have passed, the time at which most
>>Englishmen would ask "Who are Patton and Monty?" with a
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> We have not yet passed, but are definitely approaching, the time at
> which most Englishmen will ask "What are singles and albums?"

On the other hand, I was trying to explain to my mother the other day
what a dvd was and had to resort to "like a record". Then, I totally
confused her by playing a dvd film.

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John Holmes - 11 Jan 2007 04:57 GMT
> We are approaching, or may have passed, the time at which most
> Englishmen would ask "Who are Patton and Monty?" with a
> non-negligible possibility of "How many singles and albums have they
> sold?".

I thought Monty's five wickets in Perth would have done a lot to enhance his
reputation.

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Ray O'Hara - 01 Jan 2007 06:26 GMT
> >>>>>> I redd in a Wodehouse book that there's a place called.
> >>>>>> "Nether Wallop" in England.  I couldn't believe it was true,
[quoted text clipped - 31 lines]
> the Malmedy massacre, it's hard to imagine Monty is at number one on the
> hate list.

Try to find an American who has heard of  Sepp Dietrich or any German
general other than Rommel.
Whereas Monty was always scheming against Ike and trying to show up Patton.

In the movie Patton one of the big scenes is Patton beating Monty to
Messinaand even Saving Pvt.Ryan takes a gratuitous cheap shot at him.
American WWII histories always denigrate Monty and never give him any credit
for anything.
Tony Cooper - 01 Jan 2007 06:34 GMT
>> >>>>>> I redd in a Wodehouse book that there's a place called.
>> >>>>>> "Nether Wallop" in England.  I couldn't believe it was true,
[quoted text clipped - 42 lines]
>American WWII histories always denigrate Monty and never give him any credit
>for anything.

How does this equate to hating?  You didn't say he was the most
under-rated Allied high-ranking officer.  You said he was the most
hated.

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Ray O'Hara - 01 Jan 2007 14:52 GMT
> >> >>>>>> I redd in a Wodehouse book that there's a place called.
> >> >>>>>> "Nether Wallop" in England.  I couldn't believe it was true,
[quoted text clipped - 46 lines]
> under-rated Allied high-ranking officer.  You said he was the most
> hated.

Watch Patton, read American histories. Monty is always shown as a petty
credit stealing weasel.
irwell - 01 Jan 2007 16:13 GMT
>> >>>>>> I redd in a Wodehouse book that there's a place called.
>> >>>>>> "Nether Wallop" in England.  I couldn't believe it was true,
[quoted text clipped - 37 lines]
>general other than Rommel.
>Whereas Monty was always scheming against Ike and trying to show up Patton.

That is nonsense. Eisenhower  was Supreme Commander of the ETO,
same as Mountbatten was Supreme Commander in South East Asia.

Montgomery differed in his strategic ideas from Ike, and he was proved
right when the British and Canadian forces made their strike up to
Belgium and Holland instead of getting bogged down in the Ardennes.
Ray O'Hara - 01 Jan 2007 21:27 GMT
!
> >> the Malmedy massacre, it's hard to imagine Monty is at number one on the
> >> hate list.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> right when the British and Canadian forces made their strike up to
> Belgium and Holland instead of getting bogged down in the Ardennes.

After Market-Garden the 21st Army Group sat for six months in an exhausted
state. The Arnhem battle was not a success.

The Ardennes was a lightly held section of the line that the 1st U.S Army
was holding with a minimal force.The Germans chose to attack there and it
was they who got bogged down in it and they who suffered defeat. When the
Battle of the Bulge was over two German srmies , the 6th SS Panzer
{Dietrich} and the 5th Panzer{ von Manteuffel} were defeated and had lost
all of their mechanized forces.
The American victory there shortened the war by months.

Monty always drew up bold plans which he then executed most timidly. The
reason Allied forces had to stop at the German border in late fall 1944 was
due to Monty's failure to clear the Sheldt and allow supplies to be brought
in through Antwerp.
Vinny Burgoo - 01 Jan 2007 15:15 GMT
In alt.usage.english, John Dean wrote:

>> What's this?  If it's my patriotic duty to hate Monty, I'll try to
>> work up something.  I have no idea why I should, though.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>the Malmedy massacre, it's hard to imagine Monty is at number one on the
>hate list.

Hemingway got an entire squadron of French tanks destroyed during the
advance on Paris. (He lied about having scouted its next objective. His
excuse: "I had to find somebody to be my guinea-pig.") So you'd think it
would be the patriotic duty of every Frenchman to hate him, but the
village where this happened, Toussus Le Noble, has just named a street
after him.

Monument to the dead tankers:
http://www.toussus.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=96

Papa's impasse:
http://www.toussus.net/modules.php?name=Downloads&d_op=getit&lid=30

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Ray O'Hara - 01 Jan 2007 21:32 GMT
> In alt.usage.english, John Dean wrote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> village where this happened, Toussus Le Noble, has just named a street
> after him.

Find a copy of S.LA.Marshall's first book 'Battle at Best' {Best is a town
in Holland} and read the last few chapters. Marshall his jeep driver and
Hemingway were the first three in Paris, then read Papa's account of the
same events. The differences are quite funny.
Vinny Burgoo - 02 Jan 2007 12:29 GMT
In alt.usage.english, Ray O'Hara wrote:
>"Vinny Burgoo" <hnNULh@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message

>> Hemingway got an entire squadron of French tanks destroyed during the
>> advance on Paris. (He lied about having scouted its next objective. His
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>Hemingway were the first three in Paris, then read Papa's account of the
>same events. The differences are quite funny.

Marshall is mentioned in _Is Paris Burning?_, the source of the
guinea-pig quote. I'm sure you already know that he claimed to have been
given 67 bottles of champagne by the time he reached the Seine.

Speaking of Hemingway, has anyone mentioned Littlehampton yet?

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John Dean - 03 Jan 2007 00:35 GMT
> In alt.usage.english, Ray O'Hara wrote:
>> "Vinny Burgoo" <hnNULh@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>
> Speaking of Hemingway, has anyone mentioned Littlehampton yet?

Maudie?
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Mike Lyle - 03 Jan 2007 13:59 GMT
[...]
> > Speaking of Hemingway, has anyone mentioned Littlehampton yet?
>
> Maudie?

I dare say she'd have known. But I see from a website that Osbert
apparently coined the term "stockbroker Tudor".

The only one of his I remember was one old biddy, with opera-glasses,
to another: "Darling! I declare this Major Gagarin is _quite_ as
fascinating as that Monsieur Bleriot!" OWTTE.

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Vinny Burgoo - 03 Jan 2007 14:58 GMT
In alt.usage.english, John Dean wrote:

>> Marshall is mentioned in _Is Paris Burning?_, the source of the
>> guinea-pig quote. I'm sure you already know that he claimed to have
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>Maudie?

Littlewood?

I might have erred. I have a vague memory of reading, in a book by one
of his wives (Gellhorn?), that Hemingway was rather small in the trouser
department, but the omniscient Interweb says that this was true of
Fitzgerald, not Hemingway.

(Those who enjoy literary prurience might like to look at
<http://www.jonathanames.com/blog/literary_blog.html>. The Literary Dick
answers important questions like "What happened to Henry James'
testicles?", "Was Ernest Hemingway's nudism hereditary?", "Did James
Joyce lie beneath a glass coffee table and watch his wife perform a
shameful and filthy act?" and "How did the young Tarzan learn to wipe
his bottom?")

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Ray O'Hara - 04 Jan 2007 18:47 GMT
> In alt.usage.english, Ray O'Hara wrote:
> >"Vinny Burgoo" <hnNULh@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
> --
> V

Brig.Gen S.L.A.Marshall conducted the after action interviews and surveys
for the U.S.Army in WWII, Korea and Viet Nam to discover what actuallt was
happening in combat. He wrote a dozen + books all are worth reading.
Marshall was in every U.S. war of the 20th century except the Gulf War.
Vinny Burgoo - 07 Jan 2007 20:24 GMT
In alt.usage.english, Ray O'Hara wrote:

>Brig.Gen S.L.A.Marshall conducted the after action interviews and surveys
>for the U.S.Army in WWII, Korea and Viet Nam to discover what actuallt was
>happening in combat. He wrote a dozen + books all are worth reading.
>Marshall was in every U.S. war of the 20th century except the Gulf War.

Grenada? Cuba?

Er [googles], the Boxer Rebellion, the Philippines, Mexico, the Russian
Civil War, the Banana Wars, Libya, Lebanon, Panama ... ?

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Mike Lyle - 07 Jan 2007 20:41 GMT
> In alt.usage.english, Ray O'Hara wrote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Er [googles], the Boxer Rebellion, the Philippines, Mexico, the Russian
> Civil War, the Banana Wars, Libya, Lebanon, Panama ... ?

Perhaps Ray somehow manages to class all those as what we used to call
"punitive expeditions" in the good old sola topi days: can't count
knocking a bit of sense into the Afridis as a "war", dash it!

Or "police actions": love that expression.

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Vinny Burgoo - 07 Jan 2007 21:07 GMT
In alt.usage.english, Mike Lyle wrote:
>> In alt.usage.english, Ray O'Hara wrote:

>> >Marshall was in every U.S. war of the 20th century except the Gulf War.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
>Or "police actions": love that expression.

Move along quietly, sir, or I'll have to gunboat your falafel.

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irwell - 07 Jan 2007 22:46 GMT
>In alt.usage.english, Mike Lyle wrote:
>>> In alt.usage.english, Ray O'Hara wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
>Move along quietly, sir, or I'll have to gunboat your falafel.

He was on the Sand Pebbles, toting a 500 pound machine gun.
Vinny Burgoo - 09 Jan 2007 15:42 GMT
In alt.usage.english, irwell wrote:

>He was on the Sand Pebbles, toting a 500 pound machine gun.

No, that was "Frenchy" Attenborough. Don't be fooled by the moustache.

(Speaking of HMS Amethyst - almost, anyway - did you know that her
ship's cat was promoted to Able Seacat for killing rats under fire? I
didn't. Wiki, for all its faults, is a marvel.)

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What sort of pervert names a cat Simon?

Mike Lyle - 01 Jan 2007 19:48 GMT
[...]
> > What's this?  If it's my patriotic duty to hate Monty, I'll try to
> > work up something.  I have no idea why I should, though.
>
> Well, he was beastly to Ike once or twice.
[...]

That reminds me. From "bestial" to "unkind" is easy enough; but I had
to do a double take when my son, aged 24, said of the big Chelsea
tractor we hired in Iceland "This car's really beastly". For a moment I
thought he was commenting, in slightly quaint terms, on the vehicle's
environmental horridness, though in a puzzlingly complimentary tone of
voice: I then sussed that in fact he was admiring it as "a powerful
beast". Anybody else spotted this usage in the wild?

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Ray O'Hara - 01 Jan 2007 21:34 GMT
> [...]
> > > What's this?  If it's my patriotic duty to hate Monty, I'll try to
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> --
> Mike.

My nephew and his friends will same something is "beast", meaning large,
powerful or whatever,  but along those lines.
Archie Valparaiso - 02 Jan 2007 10:55 GMT
>[...]
>> > What's this?  If it's my patriotic duty to hate Monty, I'll try to
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>voice: I then sussed that in fact he was admiring it as "a powerful
>beast". Anybody else spotted this usage in the wild?

I suspect it may originally have been coined by some drum 'n' bass
journo or writer of club flyers -- no doubt to alliterate with "beats"
and "bass" -- and then extended into general "wicked"/"banging"
territory. I can't remember actually hearing it but I think I've seen
it in some chemically fraternal kind of context or other.

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Archie Valparaiso - 02 Jan 2007 10:59 GMT
>>[...]
>>> > What's this?  If it's my patriotic duty to hate Monty, I'll try to
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>territory. I can't remember actually hearing it but I think I've seen
>it in some chemically fraternal kind of context or other.

Strike that; it's probably bollocks. A further Google on "sounds
beastly" brings up a raft of SUVs and 4-by-4s and little or no D&B, so
it seems the original culprit is more likely to be Jeremy Clarkson
than Fatboy Slim.

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John Holmes - 11 Jan 2007 05:05 GMT
> That reminds me. From "bestial" to "unkind" is easy enough; but I had
> to do a double take when my son, aged 24, said of the big Chelsea
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> voice: I then sussed that in fact he was admiring it as "a powerful
> beast". Anybody else spotted this usage in the wild?

Not quite, but "it's a brute" comes close.

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Prai Jei - 31 Dec 2006 21:37 GMT
Paul Wolff (or somebody else of the same name) wrote thusly in message
<hMwp8eH9HCmFFAr8@fpwolff.demon.co.uk>:

> and I have a
> fondness for Down Ampney in Gloucestershire.

The place is most notable (among classical music buffs at least) as the
birthplace of Ralph Vaughan Williams. The melody he wrote for the Whitsun
hymn "Come down O Love Divine" is known as Down Ampney for this reason.

For bizarre place names, don't forget Upper Slaughter and Lower Slaughter,
also in Gloucestershire.

Pennsylvania can be found a few miles north of Bath, and California is on
the Norfolk coast a few miles north of Great Yarmouth.
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HVS - 31 Dec 2006 21:53 GMT
On 31 Dec 2006, Prai Jei wrote

> Paul Wolff (or somebody else of the same name) wrote thusly in
> message
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> California is on the Norfolk coast a few miles north of Great
> Yarmouth.

Normandy is between Guildford and Farnborough.

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Ray O'Hara - 31 Dec 2006 22:11 GMT
> On 31 Dec 2006, Prai Jei wrote
>
[quoted text clipped - 24 lines]
> Canadian and British English, indiscriminately mixed
> For e-mail, change harvey.news to harvey.van

Wales is just north of the Connecticut border on Rte I-84.
Salvatore Volatile - 01 Jan 2007 02:52 GMT
> Wales is just north of the Connecticut border on Rte I-84.

"Route" I-84?  IME, if you're talking about an interstate, you don't affix
"Route" to the name of the interstate.

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Paul Wolff - 31 Dec 2006 21:54 GMT
>Paul Wolff (or somebody else of the same name) wrote thusly in message
><hMwp8eH9HCmFFAr8@fpwolff.demon.co.uk>:
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>Pennsylvania can be found a few miles north of Bath, and California is on
>the Norfolk coast a few miles north of Great Yarmouth.

Not when it's on the Nine Mile Ride (Noine Moile Roide?), just south of
Reading.
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Roland Hutchinson - 31 Dec 2006 22:56 GMT
>>Paul Wolff (or somebody else of the same name) wrote thusly in message
>><hMwp8eH9HCmFFAr8@fpwolff.demon.co.uk>:
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> Not when it's on the Nine Mile Ride (Noine Moile Roide?), just south of
> Reading.

Must've took a wrong toin at Albuquerque.

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Steve Hayes - 01 Jan 2007 06:53 GMT
>> Not when it's on the Nine Mile Ride (Noine Moile Roide?), just south of
>> Reading.
>
>Must've took a wrong toin at Albuquerque.

Isn't that near Truth and Consequences?



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Roland Hutchinson - 01 Jan 2007 07:46 GMT
>>> Not when it's on the Nine Mile Ride (Noine Moile Roide?), just south of
>>> Reading.
>>
>>Must've took a wrong toin at Albuquerque.
>
> Isn't that near Truth and Consequences?

149 miles (2 hrs 13 min estimated driving time) from city center to city
center, according to Google Maps. Interstate highway virtually all the way.
One of the wider spots on the road from Albuquerque to El Paso, Texas.

Thus, not at all far by western US standards.

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Steve Hayes - 01 Jan 2007 18:17 GMT
>>>> Not when it's on the Nine Mile Ride (Noine Moile Roide?), just south of
>>>> Reading.
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
>Thus, not at all far by western US standards.

Still a bit further than from Nether to Middle or Upper Wallop, which I passed
through last year.

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Ray O'Hara - 01 Jan 2007 14:54 GMT
> >> Not when it's on the Nine Mile Ride (Noine Moile Roide?), just south of
> >> Reading.
> >
> >Must've took a wrong toin at Albuquerque.
>
> Isn't that near Truth and Consequences?

Originally called Hot Springs, it took the name of a popular radio program
in 1950, when Truth or Consequences host Ralph Edwards announced that he
would do the program from the first town that renamed itself after the show
Mike M - 03 Jan 2007 12:19 GMT
> Originally called Hot Springs, it took the name of a popular radio program
> in 1950, when Truth or Consequences host Ralph Edwards announced that he
> would do the program from the first town that renamed itself after the show

This sort of thing still astounds me. Can you imagine it happening in
any other country in the world?

Mike M
Tony Cooper - 03 Jan 2007 16:08 GMT
>> Originally called Hot Springs, it took the name of a popular radio program
>> in 1950, when Truth or Consequences host Ralph Edwards announced that he
>> would do the program from the first town that renamed itself after the show
>
>This sort of thing still astounds me. Can you imagine it happening in
>any other country in the world?

What sort of thing?  Changing city's name?  Russia comes to mind as a
country that has several city's that have changed names over time.

The UK town of Peterlee was so-named in 1948.  Prior to that, it was
Yoden, although Yoden was not an established town.

I wonder if the residents of Twatt, in the Orkney Islands, have
considered a name-change.  

Speaking of place names, there are some from Devon(UK)who can go from
Beer to Twitchen.




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William - 03 Jan 2007 21:29 GMT
> Speaking of place names, there are some from Devon(UK)who can go from
> Beer to Twitchen.

Though, I imagine they are more likely to go from Beer to Chipshop (see
above).

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Sara Lorimer - 03 Jan 2007 18:18 GMT
> > Originally called Hot Springs, it took the name of a popular radio program
> > in 1950, when Truth or Consequences host Ralph Edwards announced that he
> > would do the program from the first town that renamed itself after the show
>
> This sort of thing still astounds me. Can you imagine it happening in
> any other country in the world?

The funny thing is, it happens in the US _all the time_.

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the Omrud - 03 Jan 2007 18:32 GMT
que.sara.saraDELETE@gmail.com had it:

> > > Originally called Hot Springs, it took the name of a popular radio program
> > > in 1950, when Truth or Consequences host Ralph Edwards announced that he
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> The funny thing is, it happens in the US _all the time_.

Funie Steed!

Oops, sorry, I panicked.

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R J Valentine - 04 Jan 2007 03:26 GMT
} Mike M wrote:
}
}> Ray O'Hara wrote:
}>
}> >
}> > Originally called Hot Springs, it took the name of a popular radio program
}> > in 1950, when Truth or Consequences host Ralph Edwards announced that he
}> > would do the program from the first town that renamed itself after the show
}> >
}>
}> This sort of thing still astounds me. Can you imagine it happening in
}> any other country in the world?
}
} The funny thing is, it happens in the US _all the time_.

Besides which, who would watch a show called _Joan of Elkton_?

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Ray O'Hara - 04 Jan 2007 18:51 GMT
> > > Originally called Hot Springs, it took the name of a popular radio program
> > > in 1950, when Truth or Consequences host Ralph Edwards announced that he
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> The funny thing is, it happens in the US _all the time_.

In Massachusetts the town of Belchertown, named for Governor Belcher,  has
to fnd off attempts to rename it quite frequently.
Almost all the attempts are started by new residents the longtome residents
are quite fierce in the defence of there name
HVS - 03 Jan 2007 18:34 GMT
On 03 Jan 2007, Mike M wrote

>> Originally called Hot Springs, it took the name of a popular
>> radio program in 1950, when Truth or Consequences host Ralph
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> This sort of thing still astounds me. Can you imagine it
> happening in any other country in the world?

Well, it's not exactly the same as changing an existing name, but
"Westward Ho!" in Devon was named for the novel by Charles Kingsley.

(This must have been asked before, but are there any other town names
which include an exclamation mark?)

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Mike Lyle - 03 Jan 2007 18:38 GMT
[...]
> Well, it's not exactly the same as changing an existing name, but
> "Westward Ho!" in Devon was named for the novel by Charles Kingsley.
>
> (This must have been asked before, but are there any other town names
> which include an exclamation mark?)

"Oh, God! Oh, Montreal!" But I don't suppose that counts.

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John Dean - 01 Jan 2007 15:33 GMT
>>> Not when it's on the Nine Mile Ride (Noine Moile Roide?), just
>>> south of Reading.
>>
>> Must've took a wrong toin at Albuquerque.
>
> Isn't that near Truth and Consequences?

How long would it take to get to Tulsa from there?
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Ray O'Hara - 01 Jan 2007 21:40 GMT
> >>> Not when it's on the Nine Mile Ride (Noine Moile Roide?), just
> >>> south of Reading.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> John Dean
> Oxford

They are around 700 miles apart. The roads are flat straight and wide, so
it depends on how fast you drive.
Mike Lyle - 01 Jan 2007 23:21 GMT
> > >>> Not when it's on the Nine Mile Ride (Noine Moile Roide?), just
> > >>> south of Reading.
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>  They are around 700 miles apart. The roads are flat straight and wide, so
> it depends on how fast you drive.

John'll be OK, then. A reasonable cruising speed should allow ample
time for breaks, photos, and a night in a handy motel.

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John Dean - 02 Jan 2007 01:01 GMT
>>>>>> Not when it's on the Nine Mile Ride (Noine Moile Roide?), just
>>>>>> south of Reading.
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> John'll be OK, then. A reasonable cruising speed should allow ample
> time for breaks, photos, and a night in a handy motel.

I was thinking of keeping it down to a little over 43 mph. Allow 8 hours for
a motel stopover and that'll be pretty much a whole day. It'd be handy if I
passed a post office where I could write to say that I won't be home.
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the Omrud - 02 Jan 2007 10:03 GMT
John Dean <john-dean@fraglineone.net> had it:

> >>>>>> Not when it's on the Nine Mile Ride (Noine Moile Roide?), just
> >>>>>> south of Reading.
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> a motel stopover and that'll be pretty much a whole day. It'd be handy if I
> passed a post office where I could write to say that I won't be home.

Singing telegram, Shirley?

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Robert Bannister - 02 Jan 2007 23:09 GMT
> I was thinking of keeping it down to a little over 43 mph.

A traffic hazard. I would guess that more than half of the vehicles here
do at least that on busy, city streets.

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athel...@yahoo - 02 Jan 2007 17:17 GMT
[ ... ]

> >Pennsylvania can be found a few miles north of Bath, and California is on
> >the Norfolk coast a few miles north of Great Yarmouth.
>
> Not when it's on the Nine Mile Ride (Noine Moile Roide?), just south of
> Reading.

nor when it's a very small bit of Birmingham.

athel
Prai Jei - 02 Jan 2007 20:47 GMT
athel...@yahoo (or somebody else of the same name) wrote thusly in message
<1167758256.539848.119640@v33g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>:

>> >Pennsylvania can be found a few miles north of Bath, and California is
>> >on the Norfolk coast a few miles north of Great Yarmouth.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> nor when it's a very small bit of Birmingham.

You will also find Pennsylvania if you dare to venture into the Llanedeyrn
area of Cardiff.
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Robert Bannister - 31 Dec 2006 23:10 GMT
> Pennsylvania can be found a few miles north of Bath, and California is on
> the Norfolk coast a few miles north of Great Yarmouth.

You've just reminded me of one particularly good family holiday at
Little California just after the War. I think I nearly killed myself
burrowing under the sand which had been left in a deep shelf by a storm.
After that, we used to go to awful Jaywick.
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K. Edgcombe - 01 Jan 2007 11:33 GMT
>For bizarre place names, don't forget Upper Slaughter and Lower Slaughter,
>also in Gloucestershire.

delightful places both; if you get to Upper instead of Lower, you've taken the
wrong turning in Stow-on-the-Wold.

Somewhere on the old A1 north of Watford, there's Dancer's Hill on the right
and Trotter's Bottom on the left.

Katy
M. J. Powell - 01 Jan 2007 12:38 GMT
>>For bizarre place names, don't forget Upper Slaughter and Lower Slaughter,
>>also in Gloucestershire.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>Somewhere on the old A1 north of Watford, there's Dancer's Hill on the right
>and Trotter's Bottom on the left.

And Cat's Ash is near Newport, Wales.

Mike
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HVS - 01 Jan 2007 15:32 GMT
On 01 Jan 2007, M. J. Powell wrote

>> Somewhere on the old A1 north of Watford, there's Dancer's Hill
>> on the right and Trotter's Bottom on the left.
>
> And Cat's Ash is near Newport, Wales.

Has anyone mentioned the Hampshire town of Sandy Balls yet?

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Peter Duncanson - 01 Jan 2007 14:14 GMT
>>For bizarre place names, don't forget Upper Slaughter and Lower Slaughter,
>>also in Gloucestershire.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>Somewhere on the old A1 north of Watford, there's Dancer's Hill on the right
>and Trotter's Bottom on the left.

And north (with a westward tendency) of Watford, hill and bottom are
combined in Buck's Hill Bottom. I used to cycle in that area WIWAL.

Reminiscing:

I used to live (from 1946) on the edge of Watford (the Cassiobury
Estate[1]). Living about half a mile from us was Sam Costa -- of the
radio and TV shows: ITMA, Much-Binding-In-The-Marsh, The Charlie
Farnsbarns Show, etc.

[1] "Estate": the BrE usage of this word has been discussed in AUE
recently. In this case the Cassiobury Estate started life as a "a
property consisting of a large house and extensive grounds" and
became "an area of land and modern buildings developed for
residential...purposes" (definitions from online COED).

Watford Council (local government) had purchased the original estate
and used part of it for private residences (1909). I don't know
whether these were ever rented by their occupiers, but when we moved
there my father bought ours from the previous occupier. The
residents of the area appeared to be middle-class. This arrangement
does not fit the more recent BrE usage of "council estate".

There is a very brief history of the estate at:
http://www.communigate.co.uk/herts/friendsofcassioburypark/page2.phtml

   A brief history of Cassiobury.
   
   1100 Cassiobury is mentioned in the Domesday book as belonging
        to the Abbey of St Albans.
   1539 Dissolution of the monasteries; King Henry 8th made himself
        Lord of the Manor.
   1545 The King sold the land to Richard Morrison, who started to
        build a large mansion, which was finished by his son
        Charles.
        Through marriage the Estate passed into the Capel family.
        Lord Capel was executed in 1649 for his loyalty to
        Charles 1.
        At the restoration, his eldest son Arthur was created Earl
        of Essex and the estate was returned to the family. Arthur
        commisioned Hugh May to rebuild the house incorporating the
        original North West wing. The first Earl also started
        developing the park importing many exotic trees.
   1687 The Earl was arrested and taken to the tower [of London]
        for plotting to assassinate Charles 11. In July of that
        year The Earl was found with his throat cut.
   1800 the 5th Earl commissioned James Wyatt to remodel the house
   1902 Family moved out as the upkeep of the house was too
        expensive.
   1909 184 acres of parkland sold by the 8th Earl. Watford Council
        bought most of it and used it for housing and a public
        park.
   1927 the house was demolished. The grand staircase designed by
        Gibbons was removed to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in
        New York[2]. Other materials from the house were used to
        restore Monmouth house in Watford High Street.
   1967 the entrance gates were demolished in order to widen the
        road.

Sam Costa lived in a much larger house in larger grounds than the
others in the modern estate. It might or might not have been a
"small house" on the original estate of the Earl of Essex.

[2] The Metropolitan Museum seems to have a more accurate
attribution for the staircase:
http://www.metmuseum.org/toah/hd/ench/hod_32.152.htm

   ...attributed to the English master Edmund Pearce, but it is
   similar to the work of Grinling Gibbons...

More detail can be seen by enlarging the picture on that page.

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K. Edgcombe - 01 Jan 2007 18:25 GMT
>I used to live (from 1946) on the edge of Watford (the Cassiobury

I was born in Watford.  (at a Seventh Day Adventist nursing home; no, since you
ask).

Katy
Peter Duncanson - 01 Jan 2007 19:21 GMT
>>I used to live (from 1946) on the edge of Watford (the Cassiobury
>
>I was born in Watford.  (at a Seventh Day Adventist nursing home; no, since you
>ask).

That makes three aue-ers with Watford connections, that I know of
... so far.

You, Linz ("Amethyst Deceiver") and me.

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sage - 01 Jan 2007 20:50 GMT
>>> I used to live (from 1946) on the edge of Watford (the Cassiobury
>> I was born in Watford.  (at a Seventh Day Adventist nursing home; no, since you
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> You, Linz ("Amethyst Deceiver") and me.

Everyone else by-passed it?

Cheers, Sage
John Dean - 02 Jan 2007 01:11 GMT
>>>> I used to live (from 1946) on the edge of Watford (the Cassiobury
>>> I was born in Watford.  (at a Seventh Day Adventist nursing home;
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Everyone else by-passed it?

Or came from North of it.
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sage - 03 Jan 2007 02:32 GMT
>>>>> I used to live (from 1946) on the edge of Watford (the Cassiobury
>>>> I was born in Watford.  (at a Seventh Day Adventist nursing home;
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Or came from North of it.

I was once at a party in London which featured a number of what, in
later years, came to be known as Sloane (sp.?) Rangers. One asked where
I came from, because I had such an "interesting accent". I said I came
from "oop North". "Oo", she said, "I've been up North." "Where?" I
asked. "St. Albans," she replied.

Cheers, Sage
irwell - 03 Jan 2007 03:21 GMT
>>>>>> I used to live (from 1946) on the edge of Watford (the Cassiobury
>>>>> I was born in Watford.  (at a Seventh Day Adventist nursing home;
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>I was once at a party in London which featured a number of what, in
>later years, came to be known as Sloane (sp.?) Rangers.

Princess Diana's old mob.
K. Edgcombe - 01 Jan 2007 21:35 GMT
>That makes three aue-ers with Watford connections, that I know of
>... so far.
>
>You, Linz ("Amethyst Deceiver") and me.

And Fabian (whatever happened to Fabian?)

We had an aue boink in Watford, which he organised I think.  I know Garry and
Stephen Toogood and I were there - and Linz?

Katy
Amethyst Deceiver - 02 Jan 2007 12:36 GMT
>>That makes three aue-ers with Watford connections, that I know of
>>... so far.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>We had an aue boink in Watford, which he organised I think.  I know Garry and
>Stephen Toogood and I were there - and Linz?

Yes, and me. Was Graeme also at that one, or am I mistaken?
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LFS - 01 Jan 2007 22:39 GMT
>>>I used to live (from 1946) on the edge of Watford (the Cassiobury
>>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> You, Linz ("Amethyst Deceiver") and me.

Husband worked there for a time (not a very happy one) and we did look
at houses with a view to moving there - does that count?

Mum once persuaded Dad to drive her there (from Wembley) on a rather
unsuccessful shopping expedition, after which the question "And who was
it who made me drive all the way to Watford to buy a half a pound of
tomatoes?" surfaced whenever they had a difference of opinion.

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Peter Duncanson - 01 Jan 2007 23:43 GMT
>>>>I used to live (from 1946) on the edge of Watford (the Cassiobury
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>Husband worked there for a time (not a very happy one) and we did look
>at houses with a view to moving there - does that count?

Close.

>Mum once persuaded Dad to drive her there (from Wembley) on a rather
>unsuccessful shopping expedition, after which the question "And who was
>it who made me drive all the way to Watford to buy a half a pound of
>tomatoes?" surfaced whenever they had a difference of opinion.

<Chuckle>

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the Omrud - 02 Jan 2007 10:06 GMT
LFS <laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk> had it:

> >>>I used to live (from 1946) on the edge of Watford (the Cassiobury
> >>
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> it who made me drive all the way to Watford to buy a half a pound of
> tomatoes?" surfaced whenever they had a difference of opinion.

I have been to Watford once - it must have been 20 years ago.  We
took Daughter to a Wendy's, since it was the only place (then or
since) that I ever saw a Wendy's in the UK, and I am partial to their
hamburgery comestibles.

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Archie Valparaiso - 02 Jan 2007 10:44 GMT
>LFS <laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk> had it:
>
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
>since) that I ever saw a Wendy's in the UK, and I am partial to their
>hamburgery comestibles.

Didn't there use to be (1980s) one on Shaftesbury Avenue or
thereabouts?

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Amethyst Deceiver - 02 Jan 2007 12:39 GMT
>>I have been to Watford once - it must have been 20 years ago.  We
>>took Daughter to a Wendy's, since it was the only place (then or
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>Didn't there use to be (1980s) one on Shaftesbury Avenue or
>thereabouts?

Not sure about Shaftesbury Ave but there was one in Queensway for a
while. Watford's was the one that lasted longest, though.
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Salvatore Volatile - 02 Jan 2007 13:55 GMT
>>>I have been to Watford once - it must have been 20 years ago.  We
>>>took Daughter to a Wendy's, since it was the only place (then or
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> Not sure about Shaftesbury Ave but there was one in Queensway for a
> while. Watford's was the one that lasted longest, though.

Shaftesbury Avenue sounds plausible to me; I remember there being
one somewhere not too far from Trafalgar Square, when I was there in
1986.

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Vinny Burgoo - 02 Jan 2007 12:52 GMT
In alt.usage.english, Archie Valparaiso wrote:
>On Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:06:43 GMT, the Omrud <usenet.omrud@gmail.com>

>>I have been to Watford once - it must have been 20 years ago.  We
>>took Daughter to a Wendy's, since it was the only place (then or
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>Didn't there use to be (1980s) one on Shaftesbury Avenue or
>thereabouts?

Somewhere around there, yes. It was in a basement. Very tasty burgers
and a crunchy salad bar.

(The first time I went to London - to see "Custer" - my dad pointed at a
man on Shaftesbury Avenue and claimed that he was selling ants that had
been boiled alive in chocolate. He also claimed that when he were a lad
people used to eat boiled sheep heads rather than popcorn in the cinema
- you'd sit it on your lap and pick at it. Can either of these things
have been true?)

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Mike Lyle - 02 Jan 2007 13:12 GMT
> In alt.usage.english, Archie Valparaiso wrote:
> >On Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:06:43 GMT, the Omrud <usenet.omrud@gmail.com>
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> - you'd sit it on your lap and pick at it. Can either of these things
> have been true?)

Well, my father got us some chocolate-coated ants one Christmas; but
they were Japanese. And stale. The Shaftesbury Ave man can't have been
the Passion Proteins bloke: I bought his pamphlet*, and, though ants
aren't specifically fingered, I'm sure they're highly proteinaceous. Is
that a sheep's head on your lap, or have you been impregnated by a
protein-crazed alien?

*To my delight, I find it's reproduced at:
http://www.flaneur.org.uk/html/green/green.html

"This booklet would benefit more, if it were read occasionally."

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Vinny Burgoo - 02 Jan 2007 15:39 GMT
In alt.usage.english, Mike Lyle wrote:

>*To my delight, I find it's reproduced at:
>http://www.flaneur.org.uk/html/green/green.html

Thanks for that. I saw him a few times (and probably pointed at him and
sniggered, but he must have been used to that) but I never bought his
booklet. I have copied it to Clipmate and will read it when I next feel
the need to Moderate my Passions.

Do you remember the chap who used to do the Eqyptian Sand Dance in
Leicester Square? It would probably be condemned as appallingly racist
stereotyping these days (though I remember watching ten real Egyptians
doing it on a real Egyptian TV show: I wonder if they stole it from
Keppel and Betty or if Keppel and Betty stole it from them) but I
enjoyed it enough to give him a few pennies, or maybe even a shiny
sixpence.

>"This booklet would benefit more, if it were read occasionally."

Not least because you'd be Safe from Lust while reading it.

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LFS - 02 Jan 2007 15:58 GMT
> In alt.usage.english, Mike Lyle wrote:
>
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>
> Not least because you'd be Safe from Lust while reading it.

Well, I've just read it during my tea break. I'm now not at all sure
whether to change the menu for dinner tonight. Or what to do about my
pension arrangements: "Retirement could be a time of boosted passion and
marital discord."

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Vinny Burgoo - 02 Jan 2007 18:25 GMT
In alt.usage.english, LFS wrote:
>> In alt.usage.english, Mike Lyle wrote:

>>> *To my delight, I find it's reproduced at:
>>> http://www.flaneur.org.uk/html/green/green.html

>Well, I've just read it during my tea break. I'm now not at all sure
>whether to change the menu for dinner tonight. Or what to do about my
>pension arrangements: "Retirement could be a time of boosted passion
>and marital discord."

Crikey! (I first read that as "passion arrangements".) On the telly,
discord fuels passion, though I can't say it has ever worked quite that
way for me.

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the Omrud - 02 Jan 2007 16:32 GMT
Vinny Burgoo <hnNULh@yahoo.co.uk> had it:

> In alt.usage.english, Mike Lyle wrote:
>
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> enjoyed it enough to give him a few pennies, or maybe even a shiny
> sixpence.

Wilson, Kepple and Betty.  Betty was changed throughout Wilson and
Kepple's career to keep her looking young as the men grew old.
Wikipedia says they started their act in 1910, so your Leicester
Square version is presumably later.

I must mention the film "Mrs Henderson Presents" which was on TV over
Christmas.  Splendid English fare with Bob Hoskins with an accent
which we rarely hear him use, and Judi Dench at her finest.  A sand-
dance act was portrayed during auditions for the Windmill Theatre.

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LFS - 02 Jan 2007 16:42 GMT
> Vinny Burgoo <hnNULh@yahoo.co.uk> had it:
>
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> which we rarely hear him use, and Judi Dench at her finest.  A sand-
> dance act was portrayed during auditions for the Windmill Theatre.

Good, wasn't it? I saw it in the cinema - Mum announced that she wanted
to see it. You can probably guess the bit at which we laughed the
loudest. Neither of us is very ladylike.

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the Omrud - 02 Jan 2007 16:50 GMT
LFS <laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk> had it:

> > I must mention the film "Mrs Henderson Presents" which was on TV over
> > Christmas.  Splendid English fare with Bob Hoskins with an accent
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> to see it. You can probably guess the bit at which we laughed the
> loudest. Neither of us is very ladylike.

Lang may yer lums reek in that regard.

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Mike Lyle - 02 Jan 2007 17:21 GMT
> LFS <laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk> had it:
>
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>
> Lang may yer lums reek in that regard.

Yes; but, on a point of information, _was_ he?

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the Omrud - 02 Jan 2007 17:44 GMT
Mike Lyle <mike_lyle_uk@yahoo.co.uk> had it:

> > LFS <laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk> had it:
> >
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>
> Yes; but, on a point of information, _was_ he?

I didn't look.

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LFS - 02 Jan 2007 18:03 GMT
> Mike Lyle <mike_lyle_uk@yahoo.co.uk> had it:
>
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>
> I didn't look.

Hard to tell at that distance. (Sorry..)

But quite possibly.

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Mike Lyle - 02 Jan 2007 19:38 GMT
> > Mike Lyle <mike_lyle_uk@yahoo.co.uk> had it:
> >
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>
> But quite possibly.

I failed to make myself clear. I only wanted to know if the real VD was
Jewish.

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Archie Valparaiso - 02 Jan 2007 20:44 GMT
>> > Mike Lyle <mike_lyle_uk@yahoo.co.uk> had it:
>> >
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>I failed to make myself clear. I only wanted to know if the real VD was
>Jewish.

Val Doonican? Vulcan Dupree? Vanessa Deadgrave?

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Mike Lyle - 02 Jan 2007 20:48 GMT
> >> > Mike Lyle <mike_lyle_uk@yahoo.co.uk> had it:
> >> >
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>
> Val Doonican? Vulcan Dupree? Vanessa Deadgrave?

Vin D'Mill.

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LFS - 02 Jan 2007 21:04 GMT
>>>Mike Lyle <mike_lyle_uk@yahoo.co.uk> had it:
>>>
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> I failed to make myself clear. I only wanted to know if the real VD was
> Jewish.

I knew that but can't answer your question so thought I'd offer some
amusing but unladylike banter instead. (Please, no spitting.)

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Mike Lyle - 02 Jan 2007 21:10 GMT
[...]
> (Please, no spitting.)

Even if I were to dream of it, since both my ex-wives and one of my
daughters are "academics" (silly word, but let it pass) I wouldn't dare
do it.

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LFS - 02 Jan 2007 21:15 GMT
> [...]
>
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> daughters are "academics" (silly word, but let it pass) I wouldn't dare
> do it.

An assertive "Feh!" is more expressive, more sophisticated and more
hygienic than expectoration, don't you think?

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the Omrud - 02 Jan 2007 23:11 GMT
laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk had it:

> > I failed to make myself clear. I only wanted to know if the real VD was
> > Jewish.
>
> I knew that but can't answer your question so thought I'd offer some
> amusing but unladylike banter instead. (Please, no spitting.)

From the script, one assumes that he was, since he was distraught
after reading that Hitler had rounded up the Dutch Jews.

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Robert Bannister - 03 Jan 2007 00:25 GMT
> laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk had it:
>
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> From the script, one assumes that he was, since he was distraught
> after reading that Hitler had rounded up the Dutch Jews.

Slightly better than being rounded down.

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LFS - 03 Jan 2007 07:09 GMT
> laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk had it:
>
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> From the script, one assumes that he was, since he was distraught
> after reading that Hitler had rounded up the Dutch Jews.

I wouldn't rely on movie scripts for authenticity. For example,
Shadowlands would have you believe that C.S. Lewis had only one stepson.

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the Omrud - 03 Jan 2007 08:57 GMT
laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk had it:
> > laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk had it:
> >
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> I wouldn't rely on movie scripts for authenticity. For example,
> Shadowlands would have you believe that C.S. Lewis had only one stepson.

True.  Wiki says that he "came from a middle-class London family of
Dutch Jewish origin", whatever that means.

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Vinny Burgoo - 02 Jan 2007 18:22 GMT
In alt.usage.english, the Omrud wrote:

>Wilson, Kepple and Betty.  Betty was changed throughout Wilson and
>Kepple's career to keep her looking young as the men grew old.
>Wikipedia says they started their act in 1910, so your Leicester
>Square version is presumably later.

Yes. Thinking about it, it was probably post-decimalization '70s, so I
wouldn't have flipped him a tanner. (Unless I was being more than
usually cheap.)

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Mike Lyle - 02 Jan 2007 16:40 GMT
> In alt.usage.english, Mike Lyle wrote:
>
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> enjoyed it enough to give him a few pennies, or maybe even a shiny
> sixpence.

Yes, I do remember, though I fear I never paid for the privilege. Got
to beat those idiots who paint themselves silver for no discernible.
Surely Bulganin and Khrushchev, I mean Wilson & Keppel must have
invented it? But perhaps it _had been_ dreamed up by Egyptians bent on
extracting tourist pence: they're deeply ingenious in such matters.

Looking for evidence in Wikip I find the toothsome news that 'Their
"Cleopatra's Nightmare" routine was performed in 1936 in Berlin and
condemned by Josef Goebbels as indecent.'

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Vinny Burgoo - 02 Jan 2007 18:23 GMT
In alt.usage.english, Mike Lyle wrote:

[...]

>Looking for evidence in Wikip I find the toothsome news that 'Their
>"Cleopatra's Nightmare" routine was performed in 1936 in Berlin and
>condemned by Josef Goebbels as indecent.'

That Josef had a very nice sensibility, did he not?

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Peter Duncanson - 02 Jan 2007 16:42 GMT
>Do you remember the chap who used to do the Eqyptian Sand Dance in
>Leicester Square? It would probably be condemned as appallingly racist
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>enjoyed it enough to give him a few pennies, or maybe even a shiny
>sixpence.

What happened to Wilson -- lost in a sand storm?

There was only one Wilson and one Keppel, but there were several
Bettys.

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Vinny Burgoo - 02 Jan 2007 18:23 GMT
In alt.usage.english, Peter Duncanson wrote:

>What happened to Wilson -- lost in a sand storm?
>
>There was only one Wilson and one Keppel, but there were several
>Bettys.

Ah! I actually forgot Betty rather than Wilson, which is to say I
thought there were only two of them and they were both men and one of
the men was called Betty.

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Peter Duncanson - 02 Jan 2007 19:13 GMT
>In alt.usage.english, Peter Duncanson wrote:
>
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>thought there were only two of them and they were both men and one of
>the men was called Betty.

The human memory seems to have a mind of its own sometimes.

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Archie Valparaiso - 02 Jan 2007 20:58 GMT
>In alt.usage.english, Peter Duncanson wrote:
>
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>thought there were only two of them and they were both men and one of
>the men was called Betty.

What better way to celebrate the outcomes of your recent broadbanding
action than with this rather fetching vid of all three strutting their
funky stuff with the very act that gobsmacked Dr Goebbels:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pkhJpr2zR8s

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LFS - 02 Jan 2007 21:12 GMT
>>In alt.usage.english, Peter Duncanson wrote:
>>
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> funky stuff with the very act that gobsmacked Dr Goebbels:
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=pkhJpr2zR8s

Wonderful! There's something almost Pythonesque about them.

Off at a tangent, you may have missed an excellent example of
Rightpondian accountancy humour in the NYT recently:

http://tinyurl.com/yzhuzx

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Roland Hutchinson - 03 Jan 2007 00:59 GMT
> Off at a tangent, you may have missed an excellent example of
> Rightpondian accountancy humour in the NYT recently:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/yzhuzx

Excellent, but repeatedly rather sloppy on one issue, which I point out only
as a professional courtesy, knowing (or at least suspecting) how devoted
accounting accademics are to punctillous accuracy.

"to the tune of O Little Town of Bethlehem" -- which tune? Either one of the
two commonly used, I suppose.  But then we oughtn't to say "_the_ tune".

Ditto for "Away in a Manger", and it seems to me that there's another tune
for "It Came Upon the Midnight Clear" other than CAROL, but I can't bring
it to mind.

As for "While Shepherds Watched", one could spend all twelve days of
Christmas singing it, without repetition, hesitation, or deviation, to the
tunes to which it has been sung at one time or another.

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R H Draney - 03 Jan 2007 01:18 GMT
> "to the tune of O Little Town of Bethlehem" -- which tune? Either one of the
> two commonly used, I suppose.  But then we oughtn't to say "_the_ tune".

Thanks to radio comedian Bob Rivers, there's now a third tune...it's
the same one Eric Burdon used for "House of the Rising Sun"....

(Sorry, Laura)....r
LFS - 03 Jan 2007 09:07 GMT
>>Off at a tangent, you may have missed an excellent example of
>>Rightpondian accountancy humour in the NYT recently:
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> as a professional courtesy, knowing (or at least suspecting) how devoted
> accounting accademics are to punctillous accuracy.

> "to the tune of O Little Town of Bethlehem" -- which tune? Either one of the
> two commonly used, I suppose.  But then we oughtn't to say "_the_ tune".
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> Christmas singing it, without repetition, hesitation, or deviation, to the
> tunes to which it has been sung at one time or another.

Well, I only wanted to chip away at the accountant stereotype and, of
course, I only know one tune to any of them anyway. However, Stella
thanks you for your interest, points out that she is married to a church
organist and agrees that she should have written "tunes" but observes
that the verses fit any of them.

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Roland Hutchinson - 04 Jan 2007 06:34 GMT
>>>Off at a tangent, you may have missed an excellent example of
>>>Rightpondian accountancy humour in the NYT recently:
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> organist and agrees that she should have written "tunes" but observes
> that the verses fit any of them.

Absolutely they do!  Indeed, I am given to understand understand that Radio
4 regularly broadcasts explanations of how this sort of thing works, for
the benefit of listeners who might find the concept of singing, say, "While
Shepherds Watched" to the tune of "Yellow Rose of Texas" diffcult to grasp.

ObAUE: Sorry, Laura.

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LFS - 04 Jan 2007 07:11 GMT
>>>>Off at a tangent, you may have missed an excellent example of
>>>>Rightpondian accountancy humour in the NYT recently:
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>
> ObAUE: Sorry, Laura.

Apology accepted. I assume you are referring to ISIHAC where this
practice is regularly displayed by masters of the art.

The words of "Adon Olam", the final hymn of the Sabbath morning service,
can be sung to many tunes. I see that the Wiki entry on it mentions
"Yankee Doodle". The most entertainingly inappropriate versions for a
synagogue setting that I have experienced have been Football Crazy
(remember Robin Hall and Jimmy McGregor?) and Tannenbaum.

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Roland Hutchinson - 04 Jan 2007 10:47 GMT
>> Indeed, I am given to understand understand that
>> Radio 4 regularly broadcasts explanations of how this sort of thing
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> Apology accepted. I assume you are referring to ISIHAC where this
> practice is regularly displayed by masters of the art.

Precisely.  I've been an avid and regular listener ever since Radio 4 came
on the Internet -- and now to the older broadcasts repeated on BBC 7.  

> The words of "Adon Olam", the final hymn of the Sabbath morning service,
> can be sung to many tunes. I see that the Wiki entry on it mentions
> "Yankee Doodle".

Absolutely.  Why should the nations[1] have all the fun?

> The most entertainingly inappropriate versions for a
> synagogue setting that I have experienced have been Football Crazy
> (remember Robin Hall and Jimmy McGregor?)

Well, no.  Does being American excuse me?

> and Tannenbaum.

Lessee...

O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Wie treu sind deine Blätter!
Du grünst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit,
Nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit.
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Wie treu sind deine Blätter!

O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Du kannst mir sehr gefallen!
Wie oft hat schon zur Winterszeit
Ein Baum von dir mich hoch erfreut!
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Du kannst mir sehr gefallen!

O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Dein Kleid will mich was lehren:
Die Hoffnung und Beständigkeit
Gibt Mut und Kraft zu jeder Zeit!
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Dein Kleid will mich was lehren!

Nope, nothing there that would be inappropriate to a Sabbath service.  Sweet
little song about a fir tree and and a lesson we can draw from nature.  The
importance of hope and constancy, which instil courage and vitality.  Good
Jewish values.  No tree-worship or anything unbecomming.

Perhaps you know some different words, though.

[1] when they aren't occupied in raging furiously together, that is.

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the Omrud - 04 Jan 2007 11:07 GMT
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> > The words of "Adon Olam", the final hymn of the Sabbath morning service,
> > can be sung to many tunes. I see that the Wiki entry on it mentions
> > "Yankee Doodle".
>
> Absolutely.  Why should the nations[1] have all the fun?

...

> [1] when they aren't occupied in raging furiously together, that is.

It seems to me that some of their population's time is spent
imagining a vain thing.

Why just the one?  I've always wanted to know.

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LFS - 04 Jan 2007 11:35 GMT
>>>Indeed, I am given to understand understand that
>>>Radio 4 regularly broadcasts explanations of how this sort of thing
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> Precisely.  I've been an avid and regular listener ever since Radio 4 came
> on the Internet -- and now to the older broadcasts repeated on BBC 7.  

I hope you cope better than my South African friend who puzzled over the
rules for Mornington Crescent for several years and was astonished to
discover the truth about Samantha.

>>The words of "Adon Olam", the final hymn of the Sabbath morning service,
>>can be sung to many tunes. I see that the Wiki entry on it mentions
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> Well, no.  Does being American excuse me?

Certainly but Rightpondians of a certain age may remember them. (Robin?
John?)

>>and Tannenbaum.

<snip words>

> Nope, nothing there that would be inappropriate to a Sabbath service.  Sweet
> little song about a fir tree and and a lesson we can draw from nature.  The
> importance of hope and constancy, which instil courage and vitality.  Good
> Jewish values.  No tree-worship or anything unbecomming.
>
> Perhaps you know some different words, though.

On the occasion when the tune was sung it was clear that some of the
shocked faces in the congregation reflected the belief that this was "O
Christmas Tree" which is a common translation. Quite a few of the others
thought they were being inveigled into singing the Internationale to
which they had a political objection. I was laughing so much that I
couldn't sing at all.

[..]

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the Omrud - 04 Jan 2007 11:57 GMT
laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk had it...

> >>>Indeed, I am given to understand understand that
> >>>Radio 4 regularly broadcasts explanations of how this sort of thing
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> rules for Mornington Crescent for several years and was astonished to
> discover the truth about Samantha.

We kept Son ignorant about the rules of Mornington Crescent for
perhaps 12 years.  We simply repeated that he had to work it out for
himself and that he would know when he'd worked it out.

> >>The words of "Adon Olam", the final hymn of the Sabbath morning service,
> >>can be sung to many tunes. I see that the Wiki entry on it mentions
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> Certainly but Rightpondians of a certain age may remember them. (Robin?
> John?)

I may not be of a certain age, but I certainly remember it and them.

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Philip Eden - 04 Jan 2007 12:41 GMT
"the Omrud" <usenet.omrud@gmail.com> wrote :
> laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk had it...
>> >
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>
> I may not be of a certain age, but I certainly remember it and them.

Me too. Along with Cy Grant (was that 1950s tokenism?), and others.
Cliff Michelmore, I believe, is still alive though rarely seen now. Same
age as my mother.

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John Dean - 05 Jan 2007 01:34 GMT
> "the Omrud" <usenet.omrud@gmail.com> wrote :
>> laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk had it...
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>
> Philip

Ho Yus. "Are you there, Jean?". "You cannae kick your Granny off a bus."
I remember Cy Grant as a genuinely popular singer as well as an actor who
appeared regular on TV and in films. Still going strong, too:
http://www.cygrant.fsnet.co.uk/
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Roland Hutchinson - 04 Jan 2007 16:47 GMT
> laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk had it...
>>
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> perhaps 12 years.  We simply repeated that he had to work it out for
> himself and that he would know when he'd worked it out.

There is no other way.  Even in this day when every antiquarian bookseller
in the known universe is on the web, copies of the rulebook prove
remarkably difficult to get ahold of.  It is also literally true to state
that no version of the rulebook has ever been published that contains the
details of every variation.

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the Omrud - 04 Jan 2007 17:00 GMT
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> > We kept Son ignorant about the rules of Mornington Crescent for
> > perhaps 12 years.  We simply repeated that he had to work it out for
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> that no version of the rulebook has ever been published that contains the
> details of every variation.

The BBC made a two-part documentary about the game - Part One talks
about the history and social aspects and Part Two explains the rules.  
But I keep missing Part Two.

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Roland Hutchinson - 04 Jan 2007 17:58 GMT
> my.spamtrap@verizon.net had it:
>>
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> about the history and social aspects and Part Two explains the rules.
> But I keep missing Part Two.

I think there was some trouble with the rights clearances with the
publishers of the rulebook.  I don't think we'll be hearing a rebroadcast
anytime soon.

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Roland Hutchinson - 04 Jan 2007 18:12 GMT
>> my.spamtrap@verizon.net had it:
>>>
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> publishers of the rulebook.  I don't think we'll be hearing a rebroadcast
> anytime soon.

By the way, I didn't mean to suggest that the publishers were being
deliberately uncooperative.  I think the Beeb may have had some trouble
trying to contact them to clear the rights, however.  Apparantly there's
been some confusion about their current location and address.  Such things
happen all the time in the world of small-press publishing.

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the Omrud - 04 Jan 2007 18:10 GMT
my.spamtrap@verizon.net had it:

> >> my.spamtrap@verizon.net had it:
> >>>
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> been some confusion about their current location and address.  Such things
> happen all the time in the world of small-press publishing.

I thought I'd heard they were in Nidd.

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Skitt - 04 Jan 2007 19:04 GMT
> my.spamtrap@verizon.net had it:
>>>> my.spamtrap@verizon.net had it:

>>>>>> We kept Son ignorant about the rules of Mornington Crescent for
>>>>>> perhaps 12 years.  We simply repeated that he had to work it out
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
>
> I thought I'd heard they were in Nidd.

No, they moved to Knid.
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Robin Bignall - 04 Jan 2007 22:18 GMT
>>> my.spamtrap@verizon.net had it:
>>>>
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>been some confusion about their current location and address.  Such things
>happen all the time in the world of small-press publishing.

Mrs Trellis of South Wales would know.  She knows everybody.
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Roland Hutchinson - 05 Jan 2007 06:21 GMT
>>>> my.spamtrap@verizon.net had it:
>>>>>
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>
> Mrs Trellis of South Wales would know.  She knows everybody.

I have no doubt but that we shall be hearing from her shortly.

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M. J. Powell - 05 Jan 2007 15:29 GMT
>>>> my.spamtrap@verizon.net had it:
>>>>>
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>
>Mrs Trellis of South Wales would know.  She knows everybody.

North Wales, Robin. They're very odd, up there.

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Archie Valparaiso - 04 Jan 2007 19:12 GMT
>laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk had it...
>>
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>perhaps 12 years.  We simply repeated that he had to work it out for
>himself and that he would know when he'd worked it out.

I have been playing MC on and off (but never less than
enthusiastically) for many decades, but I still consider myself to be
an elementary-level player. I've managed to accumulate a reasonably
serviceable raft of opening gambits over the years (yes, even the
Vorster Oblique, if only after memorising the entire 1959 revisions),
but I always seem to get bogged down during the diagonal development
stages, leading inevitably to the humiliation of a triple-hex
banjaxing -- usually, to my shame, while still stranded in foul
territory north of Chalk Farm! -- before I can consolidate any kind of
half-decent recapitulation.

I presume this is quite common.

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LFS - 04 Jan 2007 21:03 GMT
>>laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk had it...
>>
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>>perhaps 12 years.  We simply repeated that he had to work it out for
>>himself and that he would know when he'd worked it out.

That will have done untold damage to his psyche. You may find yourself
having to foot the bill for his therapy.

> I have been playing MC on and off (but never less than
> enthusiastically) for many decades, but I still consider myself to be
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> I presume this is quite common.

I have found that it is extremely difficult to find suitable players
against whom one can test one's capabilities beyond elementary level.
The older generation are often strategically adept but tend to be
confused by routes new to them, such as the Jubilee Line and anything
south of the river, while younger players rely on inspired leaps and
then lose interest around Greenwich.

I bet Mark Brader is a whizz at it.

Tip: a parallel semi-reversed box-step will probably rescue you from
north of Chalk Farm via Eastcote, as long as no-one else plays the
Prescott Dispersal.

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Roland Hutchinson - 04 Jan 2007 21:31 GMT
> Archie Valparaiso wrote:
>
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> south of the river, while younger players rely on inspired leaps and
> then lose interest around Greenwich.

You think that's rough?

Try getting up a game in Noo Jersey sometime!

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the Omrud - 05 Jan 2007 08:56 GMT
laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk had it:

> >>We kept Son ignorant about the rules of Mornington Crescent for
> >>perhaps 12 years.  We simply repeated that he had to work it out for
> >>himself and that he would know when he'd worked it out.
>
> That will have done untold damage to his psyche. You may find yourself
> having to foot the bill for his therapy.

No change there then.

...

> I have found that it is extremely difficult to find suitable players
> against whom one can test one's capabilities beyond elementary level.
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> north of Chalk Farm via Eastcote, as long as no-one else plays the
> Prescott Dispersal.

Nine Elms Lane.

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Frances Kemmish - 04 Jan 2007 12:10 GMT
>>> The most entertainingly inappropriate versions for a synagogue
>>> setting that I have experienced have been Football Crazy
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Certainly but Rightpondians of a certain age may remember them. (Robin?
> John?)

I certainly remember seeing them on TV in my youth. I think they must
have been on "Tonight", or something like that. Or perhaps that was Cy
Grant.

Fran
Peter Duncanson - 04 Jan 2007 14:06 GMT
>>>>Indeed, I am given to understand understand that
>>>>Radio 4 regularly broadcasts explanations of how this sort of thing
[quoted text clipped - 43 lines]
>shocked faces in the congregation reflected the belief that this was "O
>Christmas Tree" which is a common translation.

Just to reinforce that point -- the tune Tannenbaum is most widely
recognised in the UK as that of the Christmas carol.

> Quite a few of the others
>thought they were being inveigled into singing the Internationale to
>which they had a political objection. I was laughing so much that I
>couldn't sing at all.

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Jacqui - 04 Jan 2007 17:17 GMT
> Just to reinforce that point -- the tune Tannenbaum is most widely
> recognised in the UK as that of the Christmas carol.

Depends how old you are. Some of us think of it as 'the theme from
Citizen Smith', only later finding out that a) it wasn't made up and b)
it has other words.

(I do now know all three sets of words. And still have to be restrained
from shouting 'Power to the People' at the end.)

Jac
Roland Hutchinson - 04 Jan 2007 17:58 GMT
>>On the occasion when the tune was sung it was clear that some of the
>>shocked faces in the congregation reflected the belief that this was "O
>>Christmas Tree" which is a common translation.
>
> Just to reinforce that point -- the tune Tannenbaum is most widely
> recognised in the UK as that of the Christmas carol.

In the US, too.  (I was just stretching the point that the German lyrics
don't actually mention Christmas directly -- that is, unless one sings
"Weinachtszeit" [Chrismastime] instead of "Winterzeit" [wintertime].)

It's also the tune for the state song of Maryland ("O Maryland, my
Maryland"), better known for its tune than for its (remarkably outdated)
words beyond the first line.

>> Quite a few of the others
>>thought they were being inveigled into singing the Internationale to
>>which they had a political objection.

Not the Internationale, The Red Flag.  Could they not tell the difference?

>>I was laughing so much that I couldn't sing at all.

I would have been, too.

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LFS - 04 Jan 2007 18:19 GMT
>>>On the occasion when the tune was sung it was clear that some of the
>>>shocked faces in the congregation reflected the belief that this was "O
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>
> Not the Internationale, The Red Flag.  Could they not tell the difference?

That was my confusion - I wonder why I did that? Must be something to do
with trying to deal with the layers of self-induced STS...

>>>I was laughing so much that I couldn't sing at all.
>
> I would have been, too.

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Skitt - 04 Jan 2007 19:07 GMT
> Peter Duncanson wrote:

>>> On the occasion when the tune was sung it was clear that some of the
>>> shocked faces in the congregation reflected the belief that this
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> lyrics don't actually mention Christmas directly -- that is, unless
> one sings "Weinachtszeit" [Chrismastime] instead of "Winterzeit"

Weihnachtszeit

> [wintertime].)
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Paul Wolff - 04 Jan 2007 20:05 GMT
>>>> On the occasion when the tune was sung it was clear that some of
>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
>Weihnachtszeit

Oh, I don't know -- eight wines at Christmas seems about par for the
course.  Each course, of course.

>> [wintertime].)

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Skitt - 04 Jan 2007 21:22 GMT
> Skitt writes

>>>>> On the occasion when the tune was sung it was clear that some of
>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>>
>>> [wintertime].)

Eight seems a bit much.

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R J Valentine - 05 Jan 2007 03:22 GMT
} Paul Wolff wrote:
}> Skitt writes
}>> Roland Hutchinson wrote:
}>>> Peter Duncanson wrote:
}>>>> LFS wrote:
}  
}>>>>> On the occasion when the tune was sung it was clear that some of
}>>>>>
}>>>>> shocked faces in the congregation reflected the belief that this
}>>>>> was "O Christmas Tree" which is a common translation.
}>>>>  Just to reinforce that point -- the tune Tannenbaum is most widely
}>>>> recognised in the UK as that of the Christmas carol.
}>>>  In the US, too.  (I was just stretching the point that the German
}>>> lyrics don't actually mention Christmas directly -- that is, unless
}>>> one sings "Weinachtszeit" [Chrismastime] instead of "Winterzeit"
}>>
}>> Weihnachtszeit
}>
}> Oh, I don't know -- eight wines at Christmas seems about par for the
}> course.  Each course, of course.
}>>
}>>> [wintertime].)
}
} Eight seems a bit much.

Wenn es schneit.

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Roland Hutchinson - 04 Jan 2007 21:35 GMT
"Weinachtszeit" [Chrismastime] instead of "Winterzeit"

> Weihnachtszeit
>
>> [wintertime].)

So stimmt's.  (I'm even a wors typist in other languages than I am in
English.)

Unless you celebrate Wein-Achtszeit as an alternative, I suppose.  

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Wood Avens - 04 Jan 2007 18:29 GMT
>>On the occasion when the tune was sung it was clear that some of the
>>shocked faces in the congregation reflected the belief that this was "O
>>Christmas Tree" which is a common translation.
>
>Just to reinforce that point -- the tune Tannenbaum is most widely
>recognised in the UK as that of the Christmas carol.

You think so?  I'd have said most people in the UK, if they recognise
it at all, associate it with TV images of the top ranks of the Labour
Party failing to remember the words at the end of the annual
conference.

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Philip Eden - 04 Jan 2007 19:15 GMT
> You think so?  I'd have said most people in the UK, if they recognise
> it at all, associate it with TV images of the top ranks of the Labour
> Party failing to remember the words at the end of the annual
> conference.

I can't even manage that image now. Whenever I try, up pops
the Vulcan not singing 'Land of My Fathers'.

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Peter Duncanson - 04 Jan 2007 19:25 GMT
>>>On the occasion when the tune was sung it was clear that some of the
>>>shocked faces in the congregation reflected the belief that this was "O
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>Party failing to remember the words at the end of the annual
>conference.

I think I might need to backrack on my rather bald and unqwualified
assertion.

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Roland Hutchinson - 04 Jan 2007 21:43 GMT
>>>>On the occasion when the tune was sung it was clear that some of the
>>>>shocked faces in the congregation reflected the belief that this was "O
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> I think I might need to backrack on my rather bald and unqwualified
> assertion.

I am indebted to Wikipedia for acquainting me with "The people's flag is
palest pink", which had previously escaped my notice, despite the fact that
some of my best friends in the UK are LibDems.

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Peter Duncanson - 05 Jan 2007 02:08 GMT
>I am indebted to Wikipedia for acquainting me with "The people's flag is
>palest pink", which had previously escaped my notice, despite the fact that
>some of my best friends in the UK are LibDems.

Thanks for that. I was aware of the song, but couldn't remember more
than the first two lines.

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Robin Bignall - 04 Jan 2007 22:17 GMT
>>>>Indeed, I am given to understand understand that
>>>>Radio 4 regularly broadcasts explanations of how this sort of thing
[quoted text clipped - 28 lines]
>Certainly but Rightpondians of a certain age may remember them. (Robin?
>John?)

They ring a faint bell, but I think that its clapper is worn.  It's
times like these that I remember (vaguely) the one thing that my
mother had in common with dear Bernard Levin, and that is that they
both started developing Alzheimer's round about my current (certain)
age.
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Skitt - 04 Jan 2007 18:57 GMT
> Lessee...
>
> O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
> Wie treu sind deine Blätter!

I learned that in Germany as "Wie grün sind deine Blätter."

I notice that Wikipedia also has that version, not that it matters much.
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Paul Wolff - 04 Jan 2007 20:09 GMT
>> Lessee...
>>
>> O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
>> Wie treu sind deine Blätter!
>
>I learned that in Germany as "Wie grün sind deine Blätter."

True.  As it happened, I was given a song-sheet this Christmas with the
'treu' version, and wondered if my memory was faulty.  But of course it
isn't.

>I notice that Wikipedia also has that version, not that it matters much.

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Robert Bannister - 04 Jan 2007 22:25 GMT
>> Lessee...
>>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> I notice that Wikipedia also has that version, not that it matters much.

All my German songbooks have "treu". I never did understand what it meant.
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Robert - 04 Jan 2007 22:33 GMT
> >> Lessee...
> >>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> All my German songbooks have "treu". I never did understand what it meant.

faithful as in: they don't fall off in autumn

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Robert Bannister - 04 Jan 2007 23:25 GMT
>>>>Lessee...
>>>>
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>
> faithful as in: they don't fall off in autumn

If my girlfriend (or servant if I had one) is being faithful, I don't
take that to mean she won't fall off. I prefer to think of these loyal
leaves as an enigma.

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Robert Bannister - 04 Jan 2007 22:19 GMT
> Nope, nothing there that would be inappropriate to a Sabbath service.  Sweet
> little song about a fir tree and and a lesson we can draw from nature.  The
> importance of hope and constancy, which instil courage and vitality.  Good
> Jewish values.  No tree-worship or anything unbecomming.
>
> Perhaps you know some different words, though.

Let cowards laugh and traitors sneer,
We'll keep the red flag flying here.

and many others.

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sage - 07 Jan 2007 03:23 GMT
>> Nope, nothing there that would be inappropriate to a Sabbath service.  
>> Sweet
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> and many others.

A naval version started out:

The working class
Can kiss my arse
I've got the buffer's job at last.

(The buffer is the Chief Bosun's Mate and he's the ship's expert on
seamanship and associated jobs.
Note for LeftPondians: "class", "arse" and "last" are all pronounced the
same.

Cheers, Sage
Nick Spalding - 07 Jan 2007 14:09 GMT
sage wrote, in <YGZnh.66356$gl2.10579@newsfe16.lga>
on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 22:23:52 -0500:

> A naval version started out:
>
> The working class
> Can kiss my arse
> I've got the buffer's job at last.

And continued:

This comradeship is all a farce
You can stick the red flag up your arse.

I suspect that version, with variants on 'buffer' such as 'foreman' or
'boss', is the one that more people in the English-speaking world know the
words of than any other using that tune.

> (The buffer is the Chief Bosun's Mate and he's the ship's expert on
> seamanship and associated jobs.
> Note for LeftPondians: "class", "arse" and "last" are all pronounced the
> same.

"farce" too.
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irwell - 07 Jan 2007 18:13 GMT
>sage wrote, in <YGZnh.66356$gl2.10579@newsfe16.lga>
> on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 22:23:52 -0500:
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
>
>"farce" too.
Mike M - 08 Jan 2007 09:57 GMT
> The working class
> Can kiss my arse
> I've got the buffer's job at last.
>
> Note for LeftPondians: "class", "arse" and "last" are all pronounced the
> same.

Unless you're a Northern BrE speaker, in which case the damn thing
doesn't rhyme (unless you substitute "a.s" for "arse", in which case it
becomes rather AmE).

Mike M
sage - 08 Jan 2007 14:21 GMT
>> The working class
>> Can kiss my arse
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Mike M

Even Northern BrE speakers sing it with the pronunciation I suggested
... because they know that's how the song is sung for proper effect, and
any road up, we are bright enough to understand the subtleties of rhyme
schemes. (Swinging the lamps, he continued, "I remember once, in Singers
... ." )

Cheers, Sage
R H Draney - 04 Jan 2007 15:16 GMT
> The words of "Adon Olam", the final hymn of the Sabbath morning service,
> can be sung to many tunes. I see that the Wiki entry on it mentions
> "Yankee Doodle". The most entertainingly inappropriate versions for a
> synagogue setting that I have experienced have been Football Crazy
> (remember Robin Hall and Jimmy McGregor?) and Tannenbaum.

Right up there with the Pooh menorah I saw in a Disney store a few
years back, with each of the lights held aloft by one of the characters
(Pooh himself was the shammes, although perhaps Christopher Robin would
have been more appropriate)....

Piglet looked particularly uncomfortable....r
LFS - 04 Jan 2007 15:54 GMT
>>The words of "Adon Olam", the final hymn of the Sabbath morning service,
>>can be sung to many tunes. I see that the Wiki entry on it mentions
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Piglet looked particularly uncomfortable....r

I think you made that up!

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HVS - 04 Jan 2007 16:25 GMT
On 04 Jan 2007, LFS wrote

>> On Jan 4, 12:11 am, LFS <l...@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk>
>> wrote:
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>
> I think you made that up!

Ummmm...nope:

http://tinyurl.com/y45psl

(which points to
http://cgi.ebay.com/WINNIE-THE-POOH-JEWISH-MENORAH-ALL-CHARACTERS-
DISNEY_W0QQitemZ320066738250QQihZ011QQcategoryZ146117QQssPageNameZW
DVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting)

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the Omrud - 04 Jan 2007 17:00 GMT
harvey.news@ntlworld.com had it:
> On 04 Jan 2007, LFS wrote
>
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> http://tinyurl.com/y45psl

Piglet looks happy enough - he knows he's not going to be eaten.

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HVS - 04 Jan 2007 17:06 GMT
On 04 Jan 2007, the Omrud wrote in his sig

> Nope.  Gravity under Vista got worse.  Back to XP.

I've been reading Vista-testers' experiences with interest;  
everything I've read so far has made me think that XP will probably
be my last Windows OS.

Have you found *any* features that would prompt you -- not the
market, just you -- to make an unforced switch to Vista?

(I've previously dabbled with Linux, and intend to do so a lot more
seriously over the next little while.  I made do with Win98 until
about a year ago, though, so I've probably got a few years' before XP
becomes so inconveniently outdated that I need to change.)

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Salvatore Volatile - 04 Jan 2007 17:25 GMT
> (I've previously dabbled with Linux, and intend to do so a lot more
> seriously over the next little while.

Good man.

(Also good to see that Linux was mentioned by one of the fellows on
_Beauty and the Geek_ last night, not that I would watch that.)

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HVS - 04 Jan 2007 17:24 GMT
On 04 Jan 2007, Salvatore Volatile wrote

>> (I've previously dabbled with Linux, and intend to do so a lot
>> more seriously over the next little while.
>
> Good man.

It's going to take some organising, though.  I had an unfortunate
experience last summer with dual-booting with Ubuntu and XP -- Ubuntu
upgraded, and decided not to recognise that I had any Windows
partitions at all on the machine, and on a day when I needed to get
to them to do some work -- and next time I want to do something like
removable hard drives for each OS, rather than a dual-boot.

> (Also good to see that Linux was mentioned by one of the fellows
> on _Beauty and the Geek_ last night, not that I would watch
> that.)

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the Omrud - 04 Jan 2007 17:32 GMT
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> On 04 Jan 2007, the Omrud wrote in his sig
>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> about a year ago, though, so I've probably got a few years' before XP
> becomes so inconveniently outdated that I need to change.)

I've only had RTM installed for a couple of days (Ultimate Vista, so
I can check it all out) so it's difficult to say.  I am irritated by
the change to the appearance - I've got XP set up very cleanly with
tiny images on my big screen, but I can't find any way of getting the
Vista icons to get small and sharp - they look all huge and fuzzy.  I
could probably tell it to use the XP desktop form but it hasn't been
at the top of my list.

It's also extremely annoying to be interrupted by a blasted Big
Brother box every time you want to do something it thinks might be
slightly dangerous.

I do like the Side Bar and Gadgets - there are plenty of gadgets
available, and I like the way these become transparent so you can
keep them on the screen without them taking over a portion of it.

I was wondering about setting up a Media Centre PC based on Windows
as my Tivo is getting old, and MCE functionality is integrated with
Vista Ultimate, so I plan to test that out and see how it looks.  But
I have my eye on an excellent TV card and time shifting software
which will run just as well under XP so it may be unnecessary to
upgrade.  I've set up my home PC so that I can switch between the two
although I somehow failed to get the dual boot working so I have to
tweak the BIOS every time I want to change OS.  Never mind.

I also took the opportunity to install Office 2007 Ultimate - that
looks like more of an improvement.  I've just started to play with
Outlook 2007.  But of course there's no need to go to Vista for that;  
I think I will put it on my work notebook and use it in anger.

Gravity is a strange one - it worked fine for a few hours and now it
seizes up after the first thread.  I think the only thing I did was
to install Office, which shouldn't interfere with Gravity.  Perhaps
I'll take it out and put it back in.  The lack of a decent Usenet
client is something which would actively stop me switching.

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HVS - 04 Jan 2007 17:29 GMT
On 04 Jan 2007, the Omrud wrote

> harvey.news@ntlworld.com had it:
>> On 04 Jan 2007, the Omrud wrote in his sig
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> I've only had RTM installed for a couple of days (Ultimate
> Vista, so I can check it all out) so it's difficult to say.

-snip initial views/insights-

Thanks for that;  very interesting.

Do keep us geeky types posted now and then -- particularly if the
Media Centre vs flashy-TV-card thing works out, or if you come
across something that you start to think you'd really not want to
work without.

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the Omrud - 04 Jan 2007 17:54 GMT
harvey.news@ntlworld.com had it:
> On 04 Jan 2007, the Omrud wrote
>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> across something that you start to think you'd really not want to
> work without.

I need to mention that I pay the same (or possibly less) for
Microsoft software as the rest of you lot pay for Linux, which makes
my choice rather skewed.

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HVS - 04 Jan 2007 18:07 GMT
On 04 Jan 2007, the Omrud wrote

> harvey.news@ntlworld.com had it:
>> On 04 Jan 2007, the Omrud wrote
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> Microsoft software as the rest of you lot pay for Linux, which
> makes my choice rather skewed.

Ah;  thanks -- that does tend to have an impact......

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Archie Valparaiso - 04 Jan 2007 18:38 GMT
>harvey.news@ntlworld.com had it:
>> On 04 Jan 2007, the Omrud wrote
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>Microsoft software as the rest of you lot pay for Linux, which makes
>my choice rather skewed.

Aren't both free?

Oops.

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Roland Hutchinson - 04 Jan 2007 21:26 GMT
>>harvey.news@ntlworld.com had it:
>>> On 04 Jan 2007, the Omrud wrote
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>
> Aren't both free?

Windows is the kind of cheap you can't afford.  Kind of like a free car from
a dottering relative.

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sage - 05 Jan 2007 02:28 GMT
>>> harvey.news@ntlworld.com had it:
>>>> On 04 Jan 2007, the Omrud wrote
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> Windows is the kind of cheap you can't afford.  Kind of like a free car from
> a dottering relative.

Dottering? Hmmm ...

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Skitt - 05 Jan 2007 02:32 GMT
>> Archie Valparaiso wrote:
>>> the Omrud wrought:

>>>> I need to mention that I pay the same (or possibly less) for
>>>> Microsoft software as the rest of you lot pay for Linux, which
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Dottering? Hmmm ...

A cross of doting and doddering?
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Roland Hutchinson - 05 Jan 2007 05:05 GMT
>>>> the Omrud wrought:
>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> A cross of doting and doddering?

It's that pesky AmE flap, come round to bite me while the spellcheck is on
the fritz.  "Doddering" it is, though the portmanteau is attractive.

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Jitze Couperus - 04 Jan 2007 22:07 GMT
>harvey.news@ntlworld.com had it:
>> On 04 Jan 2007, the Omrud wrote
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>Microsoft software as the rest of you lot pay for Linux, which makes
>my choice rather skewed.

Yabbut, that's just the price you paid. What was the cost you paid?

Obaue - is this distinction clear in BritE, or is it something dreamed
up by consultants on the left side of the pond to sound clever?

Jitze
the Omrud - 05 Jan 2007 08:52 GMT
couperus-eschew-this@znet.com had it:

> >harvey.news@ntlworld.com had it:
> >> On 04 Jan 2007, the Omrud wrote
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>
> Yabbut, that's just the price you paid. What was the cost you paid?

Just in case it's not clear - I didn't pay for the software, but
somebody did.

The cost is measured in my own time, although I would be justified in
playing with it in my employer's time since it is one of my
responsibilities to be well informed about such things.

> Obaue - is this distinction clear in BritE, or is it something dreamed
> up by consultants on the left side of the pond to sound clever?

I think the difference is clear but I would only notice it in
sentences like yours where both cost and price were mentioned.

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Roland Hutchinson - 04 Jan 2007 20:58 GMT
>>>The words of "Adon Olam", the final hymn of the Sabbath morning service,
>>>can be sung to many tunes. I see that the Wiki entry on it mentions
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> I think you made that up!

You can't make stuff like that up.

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R H Draney - 06 Jan 2007 02:46 GMT
LFS filted:

>> Right up there with the Pooh menorah I saw in a Disney store a few
>> years back, with each of the lights held aloft by one of the characters
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
>I think you made that up!

No, as Harv and company have since illustrated (I'm having a lot of trouble
getting here for about a week now; my Usenet provider did a "two-day upgrade"
that's still not going well on day nine)....

I also didn't make this up:

 http://www.aeclectic.net/tarot/cards/hello-kitty/

....r

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Archie Valparaiso - 04 Jan 2007 16:17 GMT
>> The words of "Adon Olam", the final hymn of the Sabbath morning service,
>> can be sung to many tunes. I see that the Wiki entry on it mentions
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
>Piglet looked particularly uncomfortable....r

And as for the Gefilte Nemo....

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Roland Hutchinson - 04 Jan 2007 18:06 GMT
>>> The words of "Adon Olam", the final hymn of the Sabbath morning service,
>>> can be sung to many tunes. I see that the Wiki entry on it mentions
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> And as for the Gefilte Nemo....

Nemo's not a gefilte; he's a clownfish.

The gefilte, as you undoubtedly know, is a freshwater fish -- at least until
it gets into the broth.

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LFS - 04 Jan 2007 18:17 GMT
>>>>The words of "Adon Olam", the final hymn of the Sabbath morning service,
>>>>can be sung to many tunes. I see that the Wiki entry on it mentions
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> The gefilte, as you undoubtedly know, is a freshwater fish -- at least until
> it gets into the broth.

I'm sure I should be able to some up with soemthing devastatingly witty
about carping or getting stuffed but I'm now preoccupied with preventing
Son from bidding for the wretched thing, having foolishly sent him the
link Harvey posted...

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Wood Avens - 04 Jan 2007 18:31 GMT
>I'm sure I should be able to some up with soemthing devastatingly witty
>about carping or getting stuffed but I'm now preoccupied with preventing
>Son from bidding for the wretched thing, having foolishly sent him the
>link Harvey posted...

Blimey!  Can't you suggest better things he could do with eighty
bucks?

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Roland Hutchinson - 04 Jan 2007 21:52 GMT
>>I'm sure I should be able to some up with soemthing devastatingly witty
>>about carping or getting stuffed but I'm now preoccupied with preventing
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Blimey!  Can't you suggest better things he could do with eighty
> bucks?

Unfortunately, I can.  Otherwise I'd bid on it myself.  It's cute, in an odd
sort of way.  I like the hunny-pot motif for the candle holders.  And have
you noticed that if you squint your eyes in the dim candlelight, Tigger
appears to be a dead ringer for Chagall's Rabbi?

Surely an item that no Jewish home with a sense of irony can be considered
complete be without!

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LFS - 04 Jan 2007 22:24 GMT
>>>I'm sure I should be able to some up with soemthing devastatingly witty
>>>about carping or getting stuffed but I'm now preoccupied with preventing
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> Surely an item that no Jewish home with a sense of irony can be considered
> complete be without!

Dammit, I'll be bidding myself shortly.

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Roland Hutchinson - 05 Jan 2007 06:54 GMT
>>>>I'm sure I should be able to some up with soemthing devastatingly witty
>>>>about carping or getting stuffed but I'm now preoccupied with preventing
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>> sort of way.  I like the hunny-pot motif for the candle holders.  And
>> have you noticed that if you squint your eyes in the dim candlelight,

Upon reflection, I have to withdraw this suggestion, since of course it
would not be proper, and I certainly hope that no one would be led to do
this by my earlier posting -- at least not during Hanukah. The Hanukah
menorah should not be used as the main source of light in a room; there
should be another source of light sufficient to ensure that the menorah
isn't being used as utilitarian lighting.

>> Tigger appears to be a dead ringer for Chagall's Rabbi?

So just squint a little more.  The resemblance is still striking.

>> Surely an item that no Jewish home with a sense of irony can be
>> considered complete be without!
>
> Dammit, I'll be bidding myself shortly.

We shall await photos of it it use next year.  Such a fine ritual object
should be used for the edifying purpose for which it was intended, not
locked a way in some sterile museum of Poohiana.

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Richard Bollard - 04 Jan 2007 22:53 GMT
>>I'm sure I should be able to some up with soemthing devastatingly witty
>>about carping or getting stuffed but I'm now preoccupied with preventing
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>Blimey!  Can't you suggest better things he could do with eighty
>bucks?

Especially for Disney Pooh, an abomination to those of us brought up
on the real thing.
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Wood Avens - 05 Jan 2007 22:29 GMT
>Especially for Disney Pooh, an abomination to those of us brought up
>on the real thing.

Yeah, and what's that blue critter on the right?  No lawful denizen of
a self-respecting English wood he.

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Vinny Burgoo - 03 Jan 2007 14:59 GMT
In alt.usage.english, Archie Valparaiso wrote:

>What better way to celebrate the outcomes of your recent broadbanding
>action than with this rather fetching vid of all three strutting their
>funky stuff with the very act that gobsmacked Dr Goebbels:
>http://youtube.com/watch?v=pkhJpr2zR8s

Thank you! I never knew YouTube was such a cutting-edge infomediary for
whiteboarded user-centric deliverables. I'll be benchmarking end-to-end
eyeballs with this mission-critical new paradigm, and no mistake. (I
always wondered why non-P2Pers might need more than a 2Gb monthly
download allowance. And now I know. Oh well. The account's nice and
cheap.)

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Skitt - 02 Jan 2007 19:34 GMT
>>>> I have been to Watford once - it must have been 20 years ago.  We
>>>> took Daughter to a Wendy's, since it was the only place (then or
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> the Passion Proteins bloke: I bought his pamphlet*, and, though ants
> aren't specifically fingered, I'm sure they're highly proteinaceous.

Ah, I ate some chocolate-covered ants in 1959.  My roommate and I were
throwing a party and offering several unusual delicacies to go with the
vodka gimlets served from a punchbowl in tall glasses.  I don't remember
much about the party, but I know that the roasted grasshoppers were
extremely crunchy.

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Archie Valparaiso - 02 Jan 2007 20:45 GMT
>I ate some chocolate-covered ants in 1959.  My roommate and I were
>throwing a party and offering several unusual delicacies to go with the
>vodka gimlets served from a punchbowl in tall glasses.  

Was I the only one expecting "throwing" to be followed not by "a
party" but by "up for days afterwards"?

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LFS - 02 Jan 2007 21:06 GMT
>>I ate some chocolate-covered ants in 1959.  My roommate and I were
>>throwing a party and offering several unusual delicacies to go with the
>>vodka gimlets served from a punchbowl in tall glasses.  
>
> Was I the only one expecting "throwing" to be followed not by "a
> party" but by "up for days afterwards"?

Yes. Your version makes no sense since, in the account given, the party
precedes the unusual delicacies. Honestly, Archie, get a grip - anyone
would think you were an academic.

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Vinny Burgoo - 03 Jan 2007 14:58 GMT
In alt.usage.english, Skitt wrote:

>Ah, I ate some chocolate-covered ants in 1959.  My roommate and I were
>throwing a party and offering several unusual delicacies to go with the
>vodka gimlets served from a punchbowl in tall glasses.  I don't
>remember much about the party, but I know that the roasted grasshoppers
>were extremely crunchy.

My sister threw a crunchy-insect party for the new millennium. She got a
friend who was then an importer of African vegetables (thanks to Comrade
Bob, he's now in "independent financial advice" or some other godawful
racket) to import all sorts of Zimbabwean delicacies - maggots,
grasshoppers, termites and what have you. I didn't go but I wish I had
now. It wasn't the insects that kept me away, it was the throng - but
what's an hour or two of noise and small-talk when you've got the chance
to eat maggots?

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Frances Kemmish - 04 Jan 2007 11:40 GMT
> Well, my father got us some chocolate-coated ants one Christmas; but
> they were Japanese. And stale. The Shaftesbury Ave man can't have been
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> "This booklet would benefit more, if it were read occasionally."

I remember the Passions man; I saw him frequently when we first lived in
London. It was a while before I realised that he was suggesting that we
cut down on protein.

Fran
Archie Valparaiso - 04 Jan 2007 12:16 GMT
>> Well, my father got us some chocolate-coated ants one Christmas; but
>> they were Japanese. And stale. The Shaftesbury Ave man can't have been
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>London. It was a while before I realised that he was suggesting that we
>cut down on protein.

Huh?

"LESS PASSION FROM LESS PROTEIN: LESS FISH, MEAT, BIRD, CHEESE, EGG
PEAS, BEANS, NUTS, SITTING, " said his sandwich board.

Did you think he was complaining about being shortchanged and wanted
more?

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Frances Kemmish - 04 Jan 2007 12:23 GMT
>>>Well, my father got us some chocolate-coated ants one Christmas; but
>>>they were Japanese. And stale. The Shaftesbury Ave man can't have been
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
> Did you think he was complaining about being shortchanged and wanted
> more?

I don't know that I thought he was complaining; I just thought he was
warning of the dangers of cutting down on protein.

I was much younger then.

Fran
LFS - 02 Jan 2007 13:42 GMT
> In alt.usage.english, Archie Valparaiso wrote:
>
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> - you'd sit it on your lap and pick at it. Can either of these things
> have been true?)

They used to sell chocolate covered ants in a shop in the Covered Market
in Oxford in the 1950s - at least, they had tins of them on display.
Last time I was in Selfridges I noticed all sorts of rather nasty
chocolate-covered beasties on sale in the confectionery department.

The sheep's head sounds vile but I wonder if it would be worse to sit
next to one than next to my mum's friend who used to eat celery sticks
in the cinema.

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Vinny Burgoo - 02 Jan 2007 15:39 GMT
In alt.usage.english, LFS wrote:

>The sheep's head sounds vile but I wonder if it would be worse to sit next
>to one than next to my mum's friend who used to eat celery sticks in the
>cinema.

It depends how whiffy it was, I suppose. Also how much grease got
spattered on the seats.

I had a look online to see if I could find anything about sheep heads
(note the cunning way I am avoiding the Apostrophization Conundrum) in
Sussex cinemas. No luck, but I did find this wacky Australian
reminiscence:

       I can remember boiled sheep's head being turned into potted
       meat. Dad would always pop the eyes in the fridge "to see us
       through the week" gross!

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Amethyst Deceiver - 02 Jan 2007 12:38 GMT
>I have been to Watford once - it must have been 20 years ago.  We
>took Daughter to a Wendy's, since it was the only place (then or
>since) that I ever saw a Wendy's in the UK, and I am partial to their
>hamburgery comestibles.

Oooh, I loved Wendy's. Watford had a Wendy's and a Ponderosa, which
was the first place I saw an "all you can eat" salad bar. Also, free
drink refills and "all you can eat" dessert bar.
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Robert Bannister - 02 Jan 2007 23:21 GMT
> Oooh, I loved Wendy's. Watford had a Wendy's and a Ponderosa, which
> was the first place I saw an "all you can eat" salad bar. Also, free
> drink refills and "all you can eat" dessert bar.

There seems to be something distinctly un-British about such goings-on,
at least for those days.
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Robin Bignall - 03 Jan 2007 22:10 GMT
>> Oooh, I loved Wendy's. Watford had a Wendy's and a Ponderosa, which
>> was the first place I saw an "all you can eat" salad bar. Also, free
>> drink refills and "all you can eat" dessert bar.
>
>There seems to be something distinctly un-British about such goings-on,
>at least for those days.

Which of those days are we discussing?  I remember at the end of the
1960s there were quite a few carveries where you could eat as much as
you could manage for a fixed price.  The early ones allowed you to go
round the meat courses as many times as you wanted to, but they
quickly learned to limit that to one, piled-up plate.

In the mid-eighties the Hilton on Park Lane had as its standard Sunday
lunch an eat-all-you-can buffet containing breakfast thingies
(including devilled kidneys and kippers), many roasts and cooked
lunches, and a fabulous selection of desserts.  The price at that time
was £11, which was a little more than the price for as much dim sum as
you could eat, in Chinatown.
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Robert Bannister - 03 Jan 2007 23:24 GMT
>>>Oooh, I loved Wendy's. Watford had a Wendy's and a Ponderosa, which
>>>was the first place I saw an "all you can eat" salad bar. Also, free
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> was £11, which was a little more than the price for as much dim sum as
> you could eat, in Chinatown.

We obviously ate in different places. I certainly don't remember
carveries like that. I imagine they were very expensive. Mind you, these
were the days of a curry, followed by 8 or so pints of beer, followed by
another curry on the way home. There was a really disgusting curry place
in Bethnal Green that was open till 2 am.

As for the Hilton, I never set foot in one until I got to Australia, by
which time, there were lots of eat all you can places.

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Wood Avens - 04 Jan 2007 10:03 GMT
>>> Oooh, I loved Wendy's. Watford had a Wendy's and a Ponderosa, which
>>> was the first place I saw an "all you can eat" salad bar. Also, free
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>1960s there were quite a few carveries where you could eat as much as
>you could manage for a fixed price.  

Not just carveries.  The place I particularly remember from the 60s
was The Guinea & the Piggy in Leicester Square.  It did a turmeric
rice dish which in those days I thought was the height of
sophistication.

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the Omrud - 04 Jan 2007 11:08 GMT
woodavens@askjennison.com had it:

> >>> Oooh, I loved Wendy's. Watford had a Wendy's and a Ponderosa, which
> >>> was the first place I saw an "all you can eat" salad bar. Also, free
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> rice dish which in those days I thought was the height of
> sophistication.

Did it have sultanas in it?

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Wood Avens - 04 Jan 2007 11:48 GMT
>woodavens@askjennison.com had it:

>> Not just carveries.  The place I particularly remember from the 60s
>> was The Guinea & the Piggy in Leicester Square.  It did a turmeric
>> rice dish which in those days I thought was the height of
>> sophistication.
>
>Did it have sultanas in it?

You remember it?  No, impossible, you're far too young.

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the Omrud - 04 Jan 2007 12:02 GMT
woodavens@askjennison.com had it...

> >woodavens@askjennison.com had it:
>
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>
> You remember it?  No, impossible, you're far too young.

Certainly not.  In any case, London was a far dream from Warwickshire
in the 60s.  I think I went there two or three times before I was 18.  
No, it's just familiarity with the type of cuisine.

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Roland Hutchinson - 04 Jan 2007 16:47 GMT
> woodavens@askjennison.com had it...
>>
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> in the 60s.  I think I went there two or three times before I was 18.
> No, it's just familiarity with the type of cuisine.

We must also entertain the possibility that it in fact _was_ the height of
sophistication in those days.

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Mike Lyle - 04 Jan 2007 18:35 GMT
> > woodavens@askjennison.com had it...
> >>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> We must also entertain the possibility that it in fact _was_ the height of
> sophistication in those days.

It was. Let us not forget M Caine recommending Vesta packet curries in
(probably) _The Ipcress File_: he said they were "very good", and we
all agreed with him, FCS! And I think I'd already been to Veeraswamy's
or some such, so I should have known better: that I didn't know better
speaks vols for the altitude of our sophistication.

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Archie Valparaiso - 04 Jan 2007 18:41 GMT
>> > woodavens@askjennison.com had it...
>> >>
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>or some such, so I should have known better: that I didn't know better
>speaks vols for the altitude of our sophistication.

Vesta curries were at their most delicious washed down with a
delicious glass of lukewarm Blue Nun.

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the Omrud - 04 Jan 2007 18:49 GMT
gguiri@yahoo.com had it:

> Vesta curries were at their most delicious washed down with a
> delicious glass of lukewarm Blue Nun.

Double Diamond, Shirley (I believe it works wonders).

Oops, sorry again Laura.

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LFS - 04 Jan 2007 19:02 GMT
> gguiri@yahoo.com had it:
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Oops, sorry again Laura.

Ah, and that automatically leads to "1001 cleans a big, big carpet, for
less than half a crown". 12.5p. What can you clean for that these days?

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Roland Hutchinson - 04 Jan 2007 21:38 GMT
>> gguiri@yahoo.com had it:
>>
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> Ah, and that automatically leads to "1001 cleans a big, big carpet, for
> less than half a crown". 12.5p. What can you clean for that these days?

Your teeth?

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LFS - 04 Jan 2007 19:01 GMT
>>>>woodavens@askjennison.com had it...
>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 24 lines]
> Vesta curries were at their most delicious washed down with a
> delicious glass of lukewarm Blue Nun.

Mateus Rose, Shirley?

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Jitze Couperus - 04 Jan 2007 21:26 GMT
>>>>>woodavens@askjennison.com had it...
>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 26 lines]
>
>Mateus Rose, Shirley?

Possibly, but if an attempt was to be made at eventual seduction,
then a Vesta Curry accompanied by a Babycham was the epitome
of suave and debonair.

I well remember an evening of dance at the local palais followed
by such meal a deux at my flat (hah!) in Bayswater.  Prepared on
a single hob - a feat of which I was duly proud. Then carefully
arranged to have Sinatra (Strangers in the night) going on the
Dansette gramophone. Set the stage as it were.

Then just as the critical negotiations were about to commence,
a most frightful attack of the collywobbles. Not sure if this was
triggered by the cuisine, Sinatra, or other nerve-inducing factors.
Suffice  it to say all ardor was dampened by this development and
we never did get as far as the beast with two backs. Also she had
to leave in time to catch the tube to be back at the nurses home
before midnight.

Only later did I learn that a full-fledged DWE was probably a
better bet.

Jitze
Robert Bannister - 04 Jan 2007 22:37 GMT
> Mateus Rose, Shirley?

Wow! That was the height of sophistication. Loved the shape of the
bottle, but I was confused by the normal pronunciation "ma-tyooss".
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Robert Bannister - 04 Jan 2007 22:37 GMT
>>>>Oooh, I loved Wendy's. Watford had a Wendy's and a Ponderosa, which
>>>>was the first place I saw an "all you can eat" salad bar. Also, free
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> rice dish which in those days I thought was the height of
> sophistication.

Don't remember that. There was Lyons Corner House a little way off and a
coffee shop on the corner of Leic. Square and Coventry Street, but I
don't remember Guinea & Piggy. Come to think of it, the only "carvery"
(strange word) I remember was in the Villiers near Charing Cross, and
that was not exactly cheap.

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Wood Avens - 02 Jan 2007 14:05 GMT
>I have been to Watford once - it must have been 20 years ago.

I had a godfather who lived in Watford.  This may not count, because I
don't remember ever visiting him there: he used to come and visit us.
But I always associated him with Watford, because that's where I
addressed the Thank-you letters.

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irwell - 02 Jan 2007 16:28 GMT
>LFS <laura@DRAGONspira.fsbusiness.co.uk> had it:
>
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
>since) that I ever saw a Wendy's in the UK, and I am partial to their
>hamburgery comestibles.

Are you sure? There used to be a Wimpey's hamburger chainn in then
UK.
the Omrud - 02 Jan 2007 16:44 GMT
irwell <hook@yahoo.com> had it:

> >I have been to Watford once - it must have been 20 years ago.  We
> >took Daughter to a Wendy's, since it was the only place (then or
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Are you sure? There used to be a Wimpey's hamburger chainn in then
> UK.

Am I sure about what?  I am sure that I never saw another Wendy's in
the UK (I liked them when I was in the US as a teenager and would
have noticed any stores at home).  I visited one in Prague in 1997.  
Or was it Budapest in 1999?

And sure, there was and still is a Wimpey chain here, but I don't
connect Wendy's with Wimpey.

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Mike M - 03 Jan 2007 12:23 GMT
> Am I sure about what?  I am sure that I never saw another Wendy's in
> the UK (I liked them when I was in the US as a teenager and would
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> And sure, there was and still is a Wimpey chain here, but I don't
> connect Wendy's with Wimpey.

There definitely used to be a Wendy's in either Leeds or Bradford (my
memory fails me as to the exact location). Am I right in my belief that
they produced *square* hamburgers?

Wimpeys used to be ubiquitous, but in recent years I have only seen
them in small seaside towns (there's one in Tenby, for example). I'm a
fairly keen carnivore, but Wimpeys did an excellent spicy bean burger.

Mike M
the Omrud - 03 Jan 2007 12:23 GMT
mikmooney@googlemail.com had it:

> > Am I sure about what?  I am sure that I never saw another Wendy's in
> > the UK (I liked them when I was in the US as a teenager and would
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> them in small seaside towns (there's one in Tenby, for example). I'm a
> fairly keen carnivore, but Wimpeys did an excellent spicy bean burger.

Wimpeys are still found at some motorway service stations.

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Salvatore Volatile - 03 Jan 2007 13:25 GMT
> There definitely used to be a Wendy's in either Leeds or Bradford (my
> memory fails me as to the exact location). Am I right in my belief that
> they produced *square* hamburgers?

Yes, and relatively large ones at that (in contrast to, say, White Castle,
an ancient (older than McDonald's) but still-alive fast-food chain that
produces very small square hamburgers).

Wendy's originally competed with big McDonald's and big Burger King by
portraying itself as a purveyor of "old-fashioned" hamburgers (I'm not
sure, but they may still display that slogan).  The only thing about them
that appeared to be old-fashioned was the use of square hamburger patties.  
I'm not at all sure that square hamburgers *do* predate round ones, but by
the late postwar era that was assumed by many to be a fact.  

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the Omrud - 03 Jan 2007 13:42 GMT
me@privacy.net had it:
> > There definitely used to be a Wendy's in either Leeds or Bradford (my
> > memory fails me as to the exact location). Am I right in my belief that
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> an ancient (older than McDonald's) but still-alive fast-food chain that
> produces very small square hamburgers).

Ah yes.   We used to order them by the dozen.  Don't think I could do
that now.

> Wendy's originally competed with big McDonald's and big Burger King by
> portraying itself as a purveyor of "old-fashioned" hamburgers (I'm not
> sure, but they may still display that slogan).  The only thing about them
> that appeared to be old-fashioned was the use of square hamburger patties.  
> I'm not at all sure that square hamburgers *do* predate round ones, but by
> the late postwar era that was assumed by many to be a fact.  

And they made a point of the fact that their burgers were freshly
made, rather than delivered ready-made and frozen.

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Tony Cooper - 03 Jan 2007 13:29 GMT
>> Am I sure about what?  I am sure that I never saw another Wendy's in
>> the UK (I liked them when I was in the US as a teenager and would
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>memory fails me as to the exact location). Am I right in my belief that
>they produced *square* hamburgers?

The hamburger patties at both Wendy's and White Castle are square.

I was trying to remember if Steak n Shake also served square patties,
but the Wiki site says they are "hockey puck shaped".  I suppose that
does describe hamburger patties better than "round".  
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Peter Duncanson - 02 Jan 2007 12:17 GMT
>>>>I used to live (from 1946) on the edge of Watford (the Cassiobury
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>it who made me drive all the way to Watford to buy a half a pound of
>tomatoes?" surfaced whenever they had a difference of opinion.

That might, with a stretch, be described as "a longstanding family
connection" with Watford.

Would I be right in assuming that your Mum gave your Dad the benefit
of the full sentence on all occasions rather than simply saying
"Watford" in an accusing tone of voice?

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LFS - 02 Jan 2007 12:42 GMT
>>>>>I used to live (from 1946) on the edge of Watford (the Cassiobury
>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> of the full sentence on all occasions rather than simply saying
> "Watford" in an accusing tone of voice?

Other way round, Dad reminding Mum. She OTOH had two cryptic questions
to remind him of fraught driving experiences: "35 miles to Carlisle?"
(which I never fully understood because whatever happened took place
before I was born but it apparently turned out to be a great deal
further than 35 miles from Somewhere to Carlisle) and "Navigating by the
sun?" (an occasion when Dad would not admit that he was lost and
insisted that the very roundabout route he appeared to be taking was
perfectly rational because he was so doing).

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Peter Duncanson - 02 Jan 2007 14:01 GMT
>Other way round, Dad reminding Mum.

Oops. Sorry.

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Jitze Couperus - 02 Jan 2007 08:02 GMT
>>>I used to live (from 1946) on the edge of Watford (the Cassiobury
>>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
>You, Linz ("Amethyst Deceiver") and me.

Well, I never acksherly lived there - but I did commute there
for a while from Harlesden (Willesden Junction to Watford on
the Bakerloo) during part of my apprenticeship with Post
Office Research - they had a facility close to Watford which
was a branch of the main organization based in Dollis Hill.
I would be picked up at the station and be taken there in a
sort of Dormobile [1] van with the windows painted over,
so I never knew exactly where it was. A rum outfit if you
get my drift.

[1] This term has I think become generic over the years to
mean almost any sort of small camper van - but it used to be
a specific model of a Bedford, and that is what I refer to here.

Jitze
LFS - 01 Jan 2007 22:35 GMT
>>>For bizarre place names, don't forget Upper Slaughter and Lower Slaughter,
>>>also in Gloucestershire.
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> radio and TV shows: ITMA, Much-Binding-In-The-Marsh, The Charlie
> Farnsbarns Show, etc.

In his later years, I used to sometimes see Sam travelling on the
Metropolitan Line when I boarded at Wembley Park on my way to work in
the City. Steve Race lived at the bottom of our road then.

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LFS - 01 Jan 2007 22:35 GMT
>>For bizarre place names, don't forget Upper Slaughter and Lower Slaughter,
>>also in Gloucestershire.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Somewhere on the old A1 north of Watford, there's Dancer's Hill on the right
> and Trotter's Bottom on the left.

I rather like the Oxfordshire Baldons, Toot and Marsh - they sound to me
like the sort of lively couple who would enjoy a party.

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John Dean - 02 Jan 2007 01:09 GMT
>>> For bizarre place names, don't forget Upper Slaughter and Lower
>>> Slaughter, also in Gloucestershire.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> I rather like the Oxfordshire Baldons, Toot and Marsh - they sound to
> me like the sort of lively couple who would enjoy a party.

Rah-ther. (Loved her, hated him). Ditto the Nortons - Brize and Hook.
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LFS - 02 Jan 2007 07:45 GMT
>>>>For bizarre place names, don't forget Upper Slaughter and Lower
>>>>Slaughter, also in Gloucestershire.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Rah-ther. (Loved her, hated him). Ditto the Nortons - Brize and Hook.

I've never really got on with Brize - too Leftpondian, dare I say it. As
for Hook, he's a bit too fond of the beer, don't you think?

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John Dean - 02 Jan 2007 12:59 GMT
>>>>> For bizarre place names, don't forget Upper Slaughter and Lower
>>>>> Slaughter, also in Gloucestershire.
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> I've never really got on with Brize - too Leftpondian, dare I say it.
> As for Hook, he's a bit too fond of the beer, don't you think?

Indeed. I always found him a little Brightwell-cum-Sotwell though he tried
to represent himself as Horton-cum-Studley. Do you think there was any truth
in the rumour that she was closer than she should be to Carterton, the
bodger? And they do say he was one of Stanton Harcourt's by-blows.
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Mike Lyle - 02 Jan 2007 14:05 GMT
[...]
> >>> I rather like the Oxfordshire Baldons, Toot and Marsh - they sound
> >>> to me like the sort of lively couple who would enjoy a party.
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> in the rumour that she was closer than she should be to Carterton, the
> bodger? And they do say he was one of Stanton Harcourt's by-blows.

I've always had a bit of a soft spot for the Greens: enormous fun, but
only if one's in the mood. Whistley can be embarrassing in company, but
Cockpole always stands out, and I'm reliably informed that Littlewick
is anything but. Which, the whisper goes, Emmer found Stud wasn't.

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LFS - 02 Jan 2007 14:16 GMT
> [...]
>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> Cockpole always stands out, and I'm reliably informed that Littlewick
> is anything but. Which, the whisper goes, Emmer found Stud wasn't.

Pitch, Holly and Skittle are always up for a game but there's almost as
many Greens as there are Ends, and they are a *very* miserable crowd.
Mind you, I have a fondness for Poffley.

The rather more sophisticated Duntisbournes are out your way, I believe.
Leer's a bit of a DOM but Middle, Abbots and Rouse are worthy types.

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Vinny Burgoo - 02 Jan 2007 15:39 GMT
In alt.usage.english, LFS wrote:

>The rather more sophisticated Duntisbournes are out your way, I
>believe. Leer's a bit of a DOM but Middle, Abbots and Rouse are worthy
>types.

As are Mary and Peter Tavy. Very good with difficult children, and they
make a marvellous damson chutney.

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Paul Wolff - 02 Jan 2007 20:36 GMT
>I've always had a bit of a soft spot for the Greens: enormous fun, but
>only if one's in the mood. Whistley can be embarrassing in company, but
>Cockpole always stands out, and I'm reliably informed that Littlewick
>is anything but. Which, the whisper goes, Emmer found Stud wasn't.

If you're thinking of that Stud that hangs around Maidenhead, then it's
one of those names that aren't what they seem -- back in the days when
people believed in themselves rather than in what they read on signposts
and maps, it was Sturt.  And still is, say I.
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Mike Lyle - 02 Jan 2007 21:02 GMT
> >I've always had a bit of a soft spot for the Greens: enormous fun, but
> >only if one's in the mood. Whistley can be embarrassing in company, but
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> people believed in themselves rather than in what they read on signposts
> and maps, it was Sturt.  And still is, say I.

That so? I'll accept a tip from the stable: so "sturt" for _steort_, a
projecting strip of land, not _stod_, a herd of horses.

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Robert - 02 Jan 2007 22:34 GMT
> > >I've always had a bit of a soft spot for the Greens: enormous fun, but
> > >only if one's in the mood. Whistley can be embarrassing in company, but
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> That so? I'll accept a tip from the stable: so "sturt" for _steort_, a
> projecting strip of land, not _stod_, a herd of horses.

This reminds me of a German comedy programme of the 70s that had acress
Evelyn Hamann as an announcer for an English drama series

Watch her fail on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAsyq8ikdQc

She's trying to give an overview over the past seven episodes. Dont mind
the German, just listen to English names and (fictitious?) placenames.
The parts were originally spread throughout the show as "takes" of the
recording of the "announcement".

Robert
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Vinny Burgoo - 03 Jan 2007 14:59 GMT
In alt.usage.english, Robert wrote:

>This reminds me of a German comedy programme of the 70s that had acress
>Evelyn Hamann as an announcer for an English drama series
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>The parts were originally spread throughout the show as "takes" of the
>recording of the "announcement".

Nice wig! And doesn't she breathe well?

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Peter Duncanson - 03 Jan 2007 15:41 GMT
>In alt.usage.english, Robert wrote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
>Nice wig! And doesn't she breathe well?

She does. She must be credited with pronouncing "Meredith" reliably,
albeit with a Welsh intonation.

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William - 03 Jan 2007 21:16 GMT
> She must be credited with pronouncing "Meredith" reliably,
> albeit with a Welsh intonation.

Ohh, there's echoey, isn't it.

(Sorry, just posted the same comment, but later).

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William - 03 Jan 2007 21:12 GMT
> In alt.usage.english, Robert wrote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> Nice wig! And doesn't she breathe well?

Well, at least she pronounced "Meredydd" correctly.

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mUs1Ka - 03 Jan 2007 21:39 GMT
>> In alt.usage.english, Robert wrote:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> Well, at least she pronounced "Meredydd" correctly.

Nah, she said "Meredyth".

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the Omrud - 03 Jan 2007 22:43 GMT
mUs1Ka@NOSPAMexcite.com had it:
> >> In alt.usage.english, Robert wrote:
> >>
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>
> Nah, she said "Meredyth".

Er, yes.

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> mUs1Ka@NOSPAMexcite.com had it:
>> >> In alt.usage.english, Robert wrote:
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>
> Er, yes.

Meredyth and Meredydd (Meredudd) are pronounced differently.

th - unvoiced th
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the Omrud - 04 Jan 2007 13:56 GMT
mUs1Ka@NOSPAMexcite.com had it:
> > mUs1Ka@NOSPAMexcite.com had it:
> >> > Well, at least she pronounced "Meredydd" correctly.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> th - unvoiced th
> dd - voiced th

Ah.  I wasn't paying enough attention to notice, even if I'd known
the difference.

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William - 04 Jan 2007 18:27 GMT
> > mUs1Ka@NOSPAMexcite.com had it:
> >> >> In alt.usage.english, Robert wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 27 lines]
> th - unvoiced th
> dd - voiced th

I listened again, and you are absolutely correct, Sir. But she
certainly got the stress pattern right (or nearly right), which is a
rarity for true English speakers.

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Jacqui - 02 Jan 2007 22:14 GMT
> > I've never really got on with Brize - too Leftpondian, dare I say it.
> > As for Hook, he's a bit too fond of the beer, don't you think?
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> in the rumour that she was closer than she should be to Carterton, the
> bodger? And they do say he was one of Stanton Harcourt's by-blows.

Very Bovey Tracey, by all accounts, that one.

I like the Winterbournes - dozens of them it feels like, Zelston,
Abbas, Gunner, Earls,  and the Matravers - Lytchett, Worth, Langton.

Jac
Don Aitken - 31 Dec 2006 22:21 GMT
>>I redd in a Wodehouse book that there's a place called
>>"Nether Wallop" in England.  I couldn't believe it was true,
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>share, I think.  And Sandy Beds (though it really qualifies for a comma
>to separate the town from its county) deserves a mention.

Dorset has the best placenames. Apart from the Piddles, there are
Punknowle, Ryme Intrinseca, Droop, Poxwell, Gussage St. Michael,
Toller Porcorum and Badbury. But my favorite is just across the border
in Wiltshire - Snailcreep Hanging.

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irwell - 31 Dec 2006 22:49 GMT
>>>I redd in a Wodehouse book that there's a place called
>>>"Nether Wallop" in England.  I couldn't believe it was true,
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
>Toller Porcorum and Badbury. But my favorite is just across the border
>in Wiltshire - Snailcreep Hanging.

Clunton and Clunbury
Clungunford and Clun
Are the quietest places under the sun..
A.E.Housman.
Amethyst Deceiver - 02 Jan 2007 12:42 GMT
>>Ah, the magic of placenames!  There is a whole family of Wallops in
>>Hampshire - Nether, Middle and Over, in ascending order, though cities
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>Toller Porcorum and Badbury. But my favorite is just across the border
>in Wiltshire - Snailcreep Hanging.

Not far from me we have Shade, Friendly, Bog Eggs, Dick Ing, Bottoms
and Shelf.
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Don Aitken - 02 Jan 2007 16:28 GMT
>>>Ah, the magic of placenames!  There is a whole family of Wallops in
>>>Hampshire - Nether, Middle and Over, in ascending order, though cities
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>Not far from me we have Shade, Friendly, Bog Eggs, Dick Ing, Bottoms
>and Shelf.

And Slack Bottom.

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Amethyst Deceiver - 02 Jan 2007 18:31 GMT
>>Not far from me we have Shade, Friendly, Bog Eggs, Dick Ing, Bottoms
>>and Shelf.
>
>And Slack Bottom.

Yes, but the doctor's been informed.
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Jacqui - 02 Jan 2007 22:05 GMT
> Not far from me we have Shade, Friendly, Bog Eggs, Dick Ing, Bottoms
> and Shelf.

We like the sign for  Lumbutts and Mankinholes when we get near your
house.

Jac
Amethyst Deceiver - 02 Jan 2007 22:31 GMT
>> Not far from me we have Shade, Friendly, Bog Eggs, Dick Ing, Bottoms
>> and Shelf.
>
>We like the sign for  Lumbutts and Mankinholes when we get near your
>house.

I was going to mention them, but thought I might be the only person to
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Bob Cunningham - 01 Jan 2007 07:00 GMT
> The Piddles in Daarset would surely feature,

Is there a Piddle on Avon?
the Omrud - 01 Jan 2007 10:46 GMT
Bob Cunningham <exw6sxq@earthlink.net> had it:

> > The Piddles in Daarset would surely feature,
>
> Is there a Piddle on Avon?

Wyre Piddle is on the Avon.  I have sailed on the river from the
sailing club which is (was?) known as "Wyre Sailing Club".  Boring.  
However, the Wyre Piddle Brewery makes an ale named "Piddle in the
Hole".  Less boring.

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Bob Cunningham - 01 Jan 2007 14:42 GMT
> Bob Cunningham <exw6sxq@earthlink.net> had it:


> > > The Piddles in Daarset would surely feature,

> > Is there a Piddle on Avon?

> Wyre Piddle is on the Avon.  

Would you say "Stratford on Avon", but "Wyre Piddle on the
Avon"?

How do you choose whether or not to include the "the"?

Stratford is on the Avon, is it not?  So why no "the" in
"Stratford on Avon"?

Just curious.

> I have sailed on the river from the
> sailing club which is (was?) known as "Wyre Sailing Club".  Boring.  
> However, the Wyre Piddle Brewery makes an ale named "Piddle in the
> Hole".  Less boring.

There used to be a winery in Buellton, California, that used
a picture of a horse as a logo and "at the sign of the
horse" as a colophon.  One guide to wineries that I saw
remarked something like "They'd better make really good wine
to avoid becoming the brunt of rustic jokes".
Mike Lyle - 01 Jan 2007 15:33 GMT
[...]
> > Wyre Piddle is on the Avon.
>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> Stratford is on the Avon, is it not?  So why no "the" in
> "Stratford on Avon"?
[...]

Most "X preposition Y" names seem to have no article, but there are
some, such as Widecombe in the Moor ("Tom Pearce, Tom Pearce, lend me
thy grey mare . . .") and Wells-next-the-Sea. At first I didn't think
there was any kind of rule, but those examples suggest "the" is often
retained when the feature isn't given its name: Moreton-in-Marsh is a
counter-example. Better memories than mine or more dedicated searchers
than me may be able to supply more data.

The Oxford book says Wyre Piddle is on the Piddle, as well as the Avon;
but I don't think there's a rule for dropping the "on", either. The
Norman-French article "le" is sometimes used instead of a preposition
in placenames such as Welton le Marsh, Welton le Wold, and
Newton-le-Willows.

For her own reasons my youngest girl refers to two of her haunts as
"Chelt-on-Ham" and "Swan-on-Sea". I'll let you know if she starts
speaking of "L-on-Don".

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irwell - 01 Jan 2007 16:02 GMT
>[...]
>> > Wyre Piddle is on the Avon.
[quoted text clipped - 25 lines]
>"Chelt-on-Ham" and "Swan-on-Sea". I'll let you know if she starts
>speaking of "L-on-Don".

There is a small town in California called Coalinga,
sounds like an African name, it is a contraction for
Coaling Station 'A', famous for being wiped out in
a severe earthquake a few years ago.
Mike Lyle - 01 Jan 2007 19:13 GMT
> [...]
> > > Wyre Piddle is on the Avon.
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> counter-example. Better memories than mine or more dedicated searchers
> than me may be able to supply more data.

[...]

On thinking about it, and subject to correction by better Anglists, I
think Old English treated river names like other proper names, and that
our practice of giving them a definite article is more recent. The
unarticled form was certainly commonplace in literary language as late
as the 19C, and I've sometimes found it in present-day writing about
fishing. Note, too, that rivers don't get an article in modern Welsh,
and presumably didn't in "old British". In that light, it's "Stratford
on _the_ Avon" which would be surprising.

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the Omrud - 01 Jan 2007 17:21 GMT
Bob Cunningham <exw6sxq@earthlink.net> had it:

> > Bob Cunningham <exw6sxq@earthlink.net> had it:
> >
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Would you say "Stratford on Avon"

Yes, because that's the name of the town.  Like "Weston-super-Mare"
or "Newcastle-under-Lyne".

> but "Wyre Piddle on the Avon"?

Not really.  The name of the town is "Wyre Piddle", and it's on the
Avon, so it could be "Wyre Piddle, on the Avon", but "on the Avon" is
descriptive, such as "Daresbury, near Warrington", and not part of
the town's name.

> How do you choose whether or not to include the "the"?

Most place names which include a geographic feature don't have the
article.  But you choose by knowing the name of the place, rather
than by working it out.

> Stratford is on the Avon, is it not?  So why no "the" in
> "Stratford on Avon"?

Simply because that's its name.

> Just curious.

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K. Edgcombe - 01 Jan 2007 18:28 GMT
>> Would you say "Stratford on Avon"
>
>Yes, because that's the name of the town.  Like "Weston-super-Mare"

except that I thought it was Stratford upon Avon.

Weston is a counterexample to someone else's hypothesis, since the sea in
question is not given its name.

Katy
the Omrud - 01 Jan 2007 18:31 GMT
K. Edgcombe <ke10@cus.cam.ac.uk> had it:

> >> Would you say "Stratford on Avon"
> >
> >Yes, because that's the name of the town.  Like "Weston-super-Mare"
>
> except that I thought it was Stratford upon Avon.

Ah, so it is.  I was concentrating on the other part of the question
</wriggle>

> Weston is a counterexample to someone else's hypothesis, since the sea in
> question is not given its name.

I wondered if "Mare" ought to be capitalised so I guessed, but I see
that the council does so.

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Mike Lyle - 01 Jan 2007 21:08 GMT
> >> Would you say "Stratford on Avon"
> >
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Weston is a counterexample to someone else's hypothesis, since the sea in
> question is not given its name.

The hypothesis was mine; and Latin doesn't count, since formally it
doesn't have a definite article. I raise you Gringley on the Hill and
Higham ditto. But I cheerfully concede Frinton on Sea, Shoreham by Sea,
and many others, adding them to my own Moreton-in-Marsh. If we hadn't
been discussing radio comedy in another thread, perhaps I'd have tried
to smuggle in Much - two, three, four - Binding in the Marsh.

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sage - 01 Jan 2007 20:45 GMT
> Bob Cunningham <exw6sxq@earthlink.net> had it:
>
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>
>> (Snip)

Newcastle-under-Lyme akshlly.

Cheers,Sage
the Omrud - 01 Jan 2007 21:29 GMT
sage <sage@allstream.net> had it:

> > Bob Cunningham <exw6sxq@earthlink.net> had it:
> >
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> >
> Newcastle-under-Lyme akshlly.

Ar.

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Philip Eden - 01 Jan 2007 23:11 GMT
"the Omrud" <usenet.omrud@gmail.com> wrote :
> sage <sage@allstream.net> had it:
>> > Bob Cunningham <exw6sxq@earthlink.net> had it:
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
> Ar.

It's Ashton that's under Lyne.

Philip Eden
John Dean - 02 Jan 2007 01:17 GMT
> "the Omrud" <usenet.omrud@gmail.com> wrote :
>> sage <sage@allstream.net> had it:
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>>
> It's Ashton that's under Lyne.

As well as being under Wychwood (starless and bible-black) and in Makerfield
and upon Mersey.
Gets around, that Ashton.
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Paul Wolff - 01 Jan 2007 23:32 GMT
>sage <sage@allstream.net> had it:
>
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>
>Ar.

Oh, g-no.  Ashton-under-Lyne it was, actually (from Rustington-on-Sea,
let it be said, or sung (sgnu?)).
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Peter Duncanson - 02 Jan 2007 12:32 GMT
>>I redd in a Wodehouse book that there's a place called
>>"Nether Wallop" in England.  I couldn't believe it was true,
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>share, I think.  And Sandy Beds (though it really qualifies for a comma
>to separate the town from its county) deserves a mention.

A few miles to the east of Sandy is Wendy. Unfortunately Wendy is in
Cambs not Beds. A couple of miles north of Wendy is Croydon.

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Mike Lyle - 31 Dec 2006 20:56 GMT
> I redd in a Wodehouse book that there's a place called
> "Nether Wallop" in England.  I couldn't believe it was true,
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> to Kick in the a.s, Nebraska, if there were such a place as
> the latter.

Neglect not Middle or Over of that ilk: sounds as though a man's lucky
to get out of that part of Hog territory in anything but an ambulance.
But I'm sorry Nether W isn't better known over there: if I'm not much
mistaken, it houses aerial elements of the US Occupation Force.

"Wallop" may mean "vale with a stream", or "wall or ridge by a stream".
Not to be confounded with "wallop" = "beer", which, if you can hold it,
could lead over the border to Piddletrenthide, or even martyrdom at
Tolpuddle.

"Be Oi Wiltshire? Be Oi buggery! Oi comes down from Wareham.
Oi knows a girl with calico drawers,
And Oi knows how to tear 'em.
The floy! The floy! The floy be on the turrnip!
Bugger Oi if Oi do troy
To keep floy off me turrnip!"

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Wood Avens - 31 Dec 2006 22:01 GMT
>"Be Oi Wiltshire? Be Oi buggery! Oi comes down from Wareham.

Ampshire, innit.

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Mike Lyle - 01 Jan 2007 00:07 GMT
> >"Be Oi Wiltshire? Be Oi buggery! Oi comes down from Wareham.
>
> Ampshire, innit.

I did say the liquid wallop could lead one to piddle over the border:
hence my excursion into deepest Daarset. That version of the song
alludes to regimental amalgamation and other boy-toy matters.

(Oh, sh.t! I promised the nearest and dearest I was going to be in bed
by now, and didn't want to play celebrations. Never mind: I can't think
of a nicer person to wish a happy new year to. <Smack>)

xxx
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tinwhistler - 31 Dec 2006 23:58 GMT
[snip]
> But I'm sorry Nether W isn't better known over there: if I'm not much
> mistaken, it houses aerial elements of the US Occupation Force.
[snip]

Posted by Graeme Thomas on Oct 10 (a month prior to his untimely
demise):

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usage.english/browse_frm/thread/967086b061756
bcc/ef675735c043e467?lnk=gst&q=Nether+Wallop&rnum=2#ef675735c043e467


"...There are three Wallops: Nether Wallop, Middle Wallop, and Over
Wallop. Middle Wallop was once (and perhaps still is) a major airbase.
They are in Hampshire, between Andover and Salisbury..."

Aloha ~~~ Ozzie Maland ~~~ San Diego
John Dean - 01 Jan 2007 00:16 GMT
> I redd in a Wodehouse book that there's a place called
> "Nether Wallop" in England.  I couldn't believe it was true,
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> to Kick in the a.s, Nebraska, if there were such a place as
> the latter.

How do you stand on the question of the Oxfordshire Salomes - Berrick and
Britwell?
They do say that the signpost in Lincolnshire which states "To Mavis Enderby
and Old Bolingbroke" is regularly vandalised by the graffiti artists who add
"...the gift of a son".
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