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Bob Cunningham - 28 Jan 2007 01:34 GMT
Soon after I posted a link to a list of several synonyms of
"penis" today, ( http://namingschemes.com/Penis_Synonyms ),
I happened to see yet another word for it in the current
issue of _The Week_ (page 8).  It's in a discussion of Matt
Fox, a television star in a show called "Lost".  He is
quoted as saying

   And no, I don't take my clothes off all the time
   because I think I have a huge unit and want to show
   it off.  I do it because it's fricking funny!

I gather his name for "love muscle" is "unit".

"Unit" seems like a strange word for it, but a few score
years ago I heard the penis called a digit, which can be
considered to be in the same vein.  It was in a definition
of a small, aroused Eskimo:

    A frigid little midget
    With a rigid little digit.

On a hunch, I've now Googled on

    "frigid midget" "rigid digit"

and come up with 269 hits, so it seems the thing is still
amusing some people after all these years.

But I get no hits on

    "frigid little midget" "rigid little digit"

so I assume the word "little" satisfied someone's long-ago
desire for rhythmic prosody, and that need is no longer
widely felt.
Vinny Burgoo - 28 Jan 2007 01:51 GMT
In alt.usage.english, Bob Cunningham wrote:

[...]

>"Unit" seems like a strange word for it, but a few score
>years ago I heard the penis called a digit, which can be
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>desire for rhythmic prosody, and that need is no longer
>widely felt.

It's not that. It's global warming.

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Arcadian Rises - 28 Jan 2007 01:54 GMT
> Soon after I posted a link to a list of several synonyms of
> "penis" today, (http://namingschemes.com/Penis_Synonyms),
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> I gather his name for "love muscle" is "unit".

I don't believe "unit" is a synonym. In the given context, it could
easily be replaced with "thing", a word that can be a "snonym" for
everything.
rzed - 28 Jan 2007 02:00 GMT
> Soon after I posted a link to a list of several synonyms of
> "penis" today, ( http://namingschemes.com/Penis_Synonyms ),
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> I gather his name for "love muscle" is "unit".

Interestingly, I had never, until this post, made the connection
between a certain baseball pitcher (whose nickname is Big Unit) and
this particular euphemism, though it makes perfect sense now. The
pitcher is 6'10", so he is quite big. More pertinent to this thread,
his name is Randy Johnson.

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Robert Lieblich - 28 Jan 2007 03:40 GMT
> > Soon after I posted a link to a list of several synonyms of
> > "penis" today, ( http://namingschemes.com/Penis_Synonyms ),
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> pitcher is 6'10", so he is quite big. More pertinent to this thread,
> his name is Randy Johnson.

Was I absent when the rule against looking things up was adopted?
I've known of the usage for years, and I'm an old fart drawing Social
Security.  I googled <unit penis>, and the first page it offered was
>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=unit>, which covers the necessary ground quite nicely.  There's even an <enlargeyourunit.com>.  If those aren't enough, google for yourself and discover lots more.  

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R H Draney - 28 Jan 2007 07:18 GMT
rzed filted:

>Interestingly, I had never, until this post, made the connection
>between a certain baseball pitcher (whose nickname is Big Unit) and
>this particular euphemism, though it makes perfect sense now. The
>pitcher is 6'10", so he is quite big. More pertinent to this thread,
>his name is Randy Johnson.

And one of the women on the KTVK morning show mixed up his real name with his
nickname, calling him "The Big Johnson"....

These morning news people are fun sometimes....r

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Richard Bollard - 30 Jan 2007 23:29 GMT
>> Soon after I posted a link to a list of several synonyms of
>> "penis" today, ( http://namingschemes.com/Penis_Synonyms ),
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>pitcher is 6'10", so he is quite big. More pertinent to this thread,
>his name is Randy Johnson.

In Australia, you can call someone a "big unit" without implying
anything about their one-eyed-trouser-snake.
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Steve Hayes - 28 Jan 2007 06:19 GMT
>I gather his name for "love muscle" is "unit".
>
>"Unit" seems like a strange word for it, but a few score
>years ago I heard the penis called a digit, which can be
>considered to be in the same vein.  It was in a definition
>of a small, aroused Eskimo:

ANYthing can be called a unit.

Like an electric locomotive.

Going into a tunnel.

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jinhyun - 28 Jan 2007 07:07 GMT
Hi. Out of academic interest, could someone make a list of all words,
slang or other, that are/have been used to refer to the penis? I'd
also appreciate a list of all words for female genitalia. Are there
any slang words at all for the clitoris? Thanks in advance.
Peter Moylan - 28 Jan 2007 07:32 GMT
> Hi. Out of academic interest, could someone make a list of all words,
>  slang or other, that are/have been used to refer to the penis? I'd
> also appreciate a list of all words for female genitalia. Are there
> any slang words at all for the clitoris? Thanks in advance.

Read the book "The Sot-Weed Factor" by John Barth. As I recall it, it
goes on for several pages with a long list of names for the genitalia.
(I can't remember whether they were male or female genitalia.) I see
that Amazon has it, and it's probably in quite a few libraries too.

It's a pretty good book, actually. Except for that long list, which
doesn't take long to become boring.

I have a vague feeling that "Fanny", by Erica Jong, also has such a
list. Erica Jong is the author of eight novels, of which the first is
worth reading.

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Pat Durkin - 28 Jan 2007 13:48 GMT
>> Hi. Out of academic interest, could someone make a list of all words,
>>  slang or other, that are/have been used to refer to the penis? I'd
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> (I can't remember whether they were male or female genitalia.) I see
> that Amazon has it, and it's probably in quite a few libraries too.

Strangely, I only recall the female genitalia in that list.  My
(sometimes very faulty) memory tells me it was two women in a rousing
argument, so one can imagine that the names are pejorative.
An astoundingly comprehensive list, 'tis true, but not limited to the
clitoris.

> It's a pretty good book, actually. Except for that long list, which
> doesn't take long to become boring.
>
> I have a vague feeling that "Fanny", by Erica Jong, also has such a
> list. Erica Jong is the author of eight novels, of which the first is
> worth reading.
rzed - 28 Jan 2007 15:35 GMT
>>> Hi. Out of academic interest, could someone make a list of all
>>> words,
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> pejorative. An astoundingly comprehensive list, 'tis true, but
> not limited to the clitoris.

As *I* remember it (third version, so far), it was two women, one
speaking French, calling each other whores synonymously. I don't
remember that the terms were limited to genital references, but
maybe that's because of my deficient French.

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Robert Bannister - 28 Jan 2007 23:30 GMT
> argument, so one can imagine that the names are pejorative.
> An astoundingly comprehensive list, 'tis true, but not limited to the
> clitoris.

I didn't even know there were alternative words for the clitoris - well,
maybe "button", but it's not common. Don't forget that men (and some
women) only discovered this organ quite recently.

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Steve Hayes - 29 Jan 2007 02:03 GMT
>> argument, so one can imagine that the names are pejorative.
>> An astoundingly comprehensive list, 'tis true, but not limited to the
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>maybe "button", but it's not common. Don't forget that men (and some
>women) only discovered this organ quite recently.

I thought it was "twat".

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Oleg Lego - 29 Jan 2007 03:57 GMT
The Steve Hayes entity posted thusly:

>>> argument, so one can imagine that the names are pejorative.
>>> An astoundingly comprehensive list, 'tis true, but not limited to the
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
>I thought it was "twat".

Don't think so. In my dialect, that refers to the whole thing (and the
hole thing, too).

For the clitoris, I.ve heard "clit", "joy button", and "little man in
the canoe".
Robert Bannister - 29 Jan 2007 23:42 GMT
>>>argument, so one can imagine that the names are pejorative.
>>>An astoundingly comprehensive list, 'tis true, but not limited to the
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> I thought it was "twat".

I'm with Oleg. Twat means vulva. I hadn't counted "clit" as a slang
word, and I must admit I had never heard these "man in a canoe/boat"
expressions.

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Richard Bollard - 31 Jan 2007 01:11 GMT
>> argument, so one can imagine that the names are pejorative.
>> An astoundingly comprehensive list, 'tis true, but not limited to the
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>maybe "button", but it's not common. Don't forget that men (and some
>women) only discovered this organ quite recently.

"Little man in the boat".
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Stuart Chapman - 28 Jan 2007 11:29 GMT
> Hi. Out of academic interest, could someone make a list of all words,
> slang or other, that are/have been used to refer to the penis? I'd
> also appreciate a list of all words for female genitalia. Are there
> any slang words at all for the clitoris? Thanks in advance.

'Little-boy-in-a-boat".

Stupot
Nick Atty - 28 Jan 2007 12:05 GMT
>Hi. Out of academic interest, could someone make a list of all words,
>slang or other, that are/have been used to refer to the penis? I'd
>also appreciate a list of all words for female genitalia. Are there
>any slang words at all for the clitoris? Thanks in advance.

One of the two "NOT!" calendars (spoof page-a-day calendars associated
with the Not The Nine O'Clock News TV show of the 80s) includes an
excerpt from Roget's Thesaurus for a couple of words starting with "pe",
each with a handful of synonyms, then it hits "penis" and runs on for
the rest of the page with closely packed slang words, ending
"continued..."
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R H Draney - 28 Jan 2007 17:16 GMT
Nick Atty filted:

>>Hi. Out of academic interest, could someone make a list of all words,
>>slang or other, that are/have been used to refer to the penis? I'd
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>the rest of the page with closely packed slang words, ending
>"continued..."

Many years ago I saw a cartoon depicting a nude man and woman with a caption
explaining that the figures had been distorted to show each body-part in
proportion to the number of slang terms for it...the heads, facial features and
feet were huge compared to say, the elbows, and of course the woman's breasts
were truly enormous...the first thing you noticed about the picture, however,
was that the man's penis extended to the ground and then trailed along it for
several yards....r

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Robert Bannister - 28 Jan 2007 23:30 GMT
> Hi. Out of academic interest, could someone make a list of all words,
> slang or other, that are/have been used to refer to the penis? I'd
> also appreciate a list of all words for female genitalia. Are there
> any slang words at all for the clitoris? Thanks in advance.

It would probably make for a shorter book to list those nouns that have
never been used for penis or vulva. Add buttocks, testicles and breasts,
and you'd have a book of reasonable size.

A South American once told me that almost every Spanish word used in
Spain has a dirty meaning in at least one S. American country.

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Algun Desconocido - 29 Jan 2007 02:00 GMT
> > Hi. Out of academic interest, could someone make a list of all words,
> > slang or other, that are/have been used to refer to the penis? I'd
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> A South American once told me that almost every Spanish word used in
> Spain has a dirty meaning in at least one S. American country.

'Coger' is a good example.  In polite society it means
things like to take, to grasp, to catch, or  to seize.  In
impolite society in South America it means to f.ck.
It's even in a dictionary at
http://www.wordreference.com/es/en/translation.asp?spen=coger
the seventh of seven definitions:

# 7 <i>LAm vulgar</i> to f.ck

It seems a little strange that 'coger' would have come to
have that meaning when there's the word 'joder' that has the
basic meaning to f.ck and seems as easy to say as 'coger.'

Of course, there are English words that have off-color
meanings in one country but are quite innocent in others.
For example, we have pom-pom with various unsullied
meanings, but when I was in Manila shortly after World War
II, my shipmates told me all they had to do was get into a
rickshaw and say 'pom-pom girl,' or just 'pom-pom,' and they
would be taken to a house of prostitution forthwith.
Bob Cunningham - 28 Jan 2007 15:02 GMT

> >I gather his name for "love muscle" is "unit".

> >"Unit" seems like a strange word for it, but a few score
> >years ago I heard the penis called a digit, which can be
> >considered to be in the same vein.  It was in a definition
> >of a small, aroused Eskimo:

> ANYthing can be called a unit.

Not really.  Anything can be called an entity, at least
anything that "has a real existence" according to one
dictionary.  Lots of things wouldn't normally be called a
unit.
Vinny Burgoo - 28 Jan 2007 23:07 GMT
In alt.usage.english, Bob Cunningham wrote:

>Soon after I posted a link to a list of several synonyms of
>"penis" today, ( http://namingschemes.com/Penis_Synonyms ),
>I happened to see yet another word for it in the current
>issue of _The Week_ (page 8).

Page 12 of the British edition of _The Week_ has an altogether more
disturbing penis story. A surgeon performing groin surgery accidentally
severed the patient's urethra. Furious with himself, he sliced off the
patient's unit, chopped it into three pieces and stormed out. "He later
described it as a temporary loss of judgement caused by personal
problems."

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Maria - 29 Jan 2007 02:00 GMT
[...]

Here's something I just got in email...

Riddle for the day

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on three.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it? Answer below...
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

The answer is: "A Last Name."

Note that this fits two current threads.

Okay: Sorry.

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cybercypher - 29 Jan 2007 03:51 GMT
> Bob Cunningham wrote:
> [...]
[quoted text clipped - 29 lines]
>
> Okay: Sorry.

An apology isn't good enough to make up for posting this trash. Don't
your friends have anything worthwhile to do all day?

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Maria - 29 Jan 2007 06:28 GMT
>> Bob Cunningham wrote:
>> [...]
[quoted text clipped - 32 lines]
> An apology isn't good enough to make up for posting this trash. Don't
> your friends have anything worthwhile to do all day?

You are hereby nominated for the (new) job of Post Judge. The PJ will be
the person who passes judgment on all contributions to aue.

If you get the job, don't hang back and be shy about speaking your mind.
Give verbal slaps to everyone who doesn't meet your standards. (You can
either ignore the ones who do, or praise them. Your call.)

Have fun.

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cybercypher - 29 Jan 2007 06:14 GMT
"Maria" <marian.c-b@sbcglobal.net> wrote
[...]
> You are hereby nominated for the (new) job of Post Judge. The PJ
> will be the person who passes judgment on all contributions to
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> standards. (You can either ignore the ones who do, or praise them.
> Your call.)

I already do this when it suits my mood.

> Have fun.

I always do. Except, of course, when I don't. But you probably knew
that already anyway.

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Bob Cunningham - 29 Jan 2007 06:30 GMT
> > Bob Cunningham wrote:
> > [...]
[quoted text clipped - 32 lines]
> An apology isn't good enough to make up for posting this trash. Don't
> your friends have anything worthwhile to do all day?

I disagree with your assessment of Maria's posting.  I
thought it was clever and entertaining.  Thanks to Maria for
adding a bit of cheer to my day.
cybercypher - 29 Jan 2007 06:12 GMT
> cybercypher <dontbother@easypeasy.com> said:
[..]
>> An apology isn't good enough to make up for posting this trash.
>> Don't your friends have anything worthwhile to do all day?
>
> I disagree with your assessment of Maria's posting.  I
> thought it was clever and entertaining.  Thanks to Maria for
> adding a bit of cheer to my day.

Whatever tickles your amusement buttons, Bob. I was expressing my own
opinion, not that of the RRs, for whom I am not authorized to speak.

As soon as the contrast between Arnie and MJ Fox was introduced,
however, the answer was too obvious to allow me to call the
pseudoconundrum clever, and when the line "Bush is one" popped up, the
entire exercise ceased to even remotely resemble anything entertaining
-- for me, that is.

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Stuart Chapman - 29 Jan 2007 08:08 GMT
>> cybercypher <dontbother@easypeasy.com> said:
> [..]
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> entire exercise ceased to even remotely resemble anything entertaining
> -- for me, that is.

I knew the answer to the riddle as I was reading it, but I still have
figured out how the Bush line fits in.

George Bush is a bush ??????

Oh, now I get it. I must have been thinking too hard.

Stupot
cybercypher - 29 Jan 2007 07:27 GMT
> cybercypher wrote:
>>> cybercypher <dontbother@easypeasy.com> said:
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
>
> Oh, now I get it. I must have been thinking too hard.

Well, I have to admit that you thought a lot harder about it than I
did. I didn't get far enough to arrive at "Bush is a
prick/dick/dickhead", but I agree that this what it must have meant
strictly in context, of course.

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Joseph B. Lowe - 29 Jan 2007 10:08 GMT
> >> cybercypher <dontbother@easypeasy.com> said:
> > [..]
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>
> Oh, now I get it. I must have been thinking too hard.

    In a more demanding English usage environment, it
wouldn't work.  Bush is not one; "Bush" is one.  Or
<i>Bush</i> is one.  But such proper treatment of the word
itself as opposed to the word as what it means would give
the riddle away too soon.

    A few years ago, somebody here -- I think it may have
been Evan Kirshenbaum -- had a nifty name for the word
itself as opposed to what the word means.  I wish I could
remember what it was.
Peter Moylan - 29 Jan 2007 11:58 GMT
> In a more demanding English usage environment, it wouldn't work.
> Bush is not one; "Bush" is one.  Or <i>Bush</i> is one.  But such
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Kirshenbaum -- had a nifty name for the word itself as opposed to
> what the word means.  I wish I could remember what it was.

Possibly "reference", although I think linguists talk about "the
use/mention distinction". In any case, the tune is my own invention.

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Joseph B. Lowe - 29 Jan 2007 17:06 GMT
> > In a more demanding English usage environment, it wouldn't work.
> > Bush is not one; "Bush" is one.  Or <i>Bush</i> is one.  But such
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Possibly "reference", although I think linguists talk about "the
> use/mention distinction".

That sounds good.  I suppose I could write "such proper
treatment of mentioning, not using, the word would give the
riddle away," or "such proper treatment of mention of the
word would give the riddle away."  Or maybe "such proper
treatment of word-mention would give the riddle away."

How would you apply the use/mention distinction in an
example sentence?

> In any case, the tune is my own invention.

Sorry, you lost me there.  What tune is your own invention?
Donna Richoux - 29 Jan 2007 18:06 GMT
> > In any case, the tune is my own invention.
>
> Sorry, you lost me there.  What tune is your own invention?

  [The White Knight says]:
  "The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes.'"
  "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?" Alice said, trying to feel
interested.
   "No, you don't understand," the Knight said, looking a little vexed.
"That's what the name is /called/. The name really is 'The Aged, Aged
Man.'"
   "Then I ought to have said, 'That's what the /song/ is called'?
Alice corrected herself.
   "No, you oughtn't; that's quite another thing! The /song/ is called
'Ways and Means'; but that's only what it's /called/,' you know!"
   "Well, what /is/ the song, then?" said Alice, who was by this time
completely bewildered.
   "I was coming to that," the Knight said. "The song really /is/
'A-sitting on a Gate'; and the tune's my own invention."

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R H Draney - 29 Jan 2007 18:14 GMT
Joseph B. Lowe filted:

>How would you apply the use/mention distinction in an
>example sentence?
>
>> In any case, the tune is my own invention.
>
>Sorry, you lost me there.  What tune is your own invention?

"Haddocks' Eyes", "Ways And Means", "A-sitting On A Gate", "The Aged, Aged
Man"...you name it; he invented them all....r

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Robert Lieblich - 29 Jan 2007 22:21 GMT
[ ... ]

> > A few years ago, somebody here -- I think it may have been Evan
> > Kirshenbaum -- had a nifty name for the word itself as opposed to
> > what the word means.  I wish I could remember what it was.
>
> Possibly "reference", although I think linguists talk about "the
> use/mention distinction". In any case, the tune is my own invention.

"'But the tune ISN'T his own invention,' [Alice] said to herself:
'it's "I GIVE THEE ALL, I CAN NO MORE."'"

And Alice should know.
And you can get anything you want at her restaurant
And she doesn't live her anymore.
And Bud Trillin just wrote a short book about her.
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HVS - 29 Jan 2007 22:21 GMT
On 29 Jan 2007, Robert Lieblich wrote

> [ ... ]
>
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> And she doesn't live her anymore.
> And Bud Trillin just wrote a short book about her.

Was he the one who lived next door to her for 24 years?

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Peter Moylan - 30 Jan 2007 00:25 GMT
> On 29 Jan 2007, Robert Lieblich wrote

>> "'But the tune ISN'T his own invention,' [Alice] said to
>> herself: 'it's "I GIVE THEE ALL, I CAN NO MORE."'"
>>
>> And Alice should know.
>> And you can get anything you want at her restaurant

Excepting Alice.

>> And she doesn't live her anymore.
>> And Bud Trillin just wrote a short book about her.
>
> Was he the one who lived next door to her for 24 years?

Twenty-four years waiting for the chance
To tell her that I love her
Maybe get into her^A^A^Afind a new romance

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Richard Bollard - 31 Jan 2007 01:17 GMT
>> On 29 Jan 2007, Robert Lieblich wrote
>
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>To tell her that I love her
>Maybe get into her^A^A^Afind a new romance

(all, fortissimo)

Alice? Who the f.ck is Alice?
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the Omrud - 31 Jan 2007 09:06 GMT
richardb@spamt.edu.au had it:

> >> On 29 Jan 2007, Robert Lieblich wrote
> >
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>
> Alice? Who the f.ck is Alice?

I hope you all know that the real name of Roy "Chubby" Brown is
"Royston Vasey", which is where the League of Gentlemen got the name
for their awful town.  RCB himself appeared in the programmes as the
town mayor.

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Mike Lyle - 31 Jan 2007 13:27 GMT
> >> On 29 Jan 2007, Robert Lieblich wrote
> >
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>
> Alice? Who the f.ck is Alice?

Nobody springs to mind. She's probably on her tod somewhere.

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Skitt - 31 Jan 2007 18:58 GMT
>> Peter Moylan wrote:

>>>>> "'But the tune ISN'T his own invention,' [Alice] said to
>>>>> herself: 'it's "I GIVE THEE ALL, I CAN NO MORE."'"
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>
> Nobody springs to mind. She's probably on her tod somewhere.

http://www.arlo.net/resources/lyrics/alices.shtml
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Mike Lyle - 31 Jan 2007 19:19 GMT
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> >> Alice? Who the f.ck is Alice?
> >
> > Nobody springs to mind. She's probably on her tod somewhere.
>
> http://www.arlo.net/resources/lyrics/alices.shtml

It helps if you're Australian, Alec.
http://www.henleyontodd.com.au/

You may choose to read "iconic" as "ironic". The town is generally
spoken without her second element, and you can have AUE points for
prefixing "the" (unless I'm out of date).

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Steve Hayes - 31 Jan 2007 20:51 GMT
>Alice? Who the f.ck is Alice?

Alice B. Toklas, of course.

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Robin Bignall - 31 Jan 2007 22:25 GMT
>>> On 29 Jan 2007, Robert Lieblich wrote
>>
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>
>Alice? Who the f.ck is Alice?

All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Alice it's my turn today

All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
If I give you my number
Will you promise to call me
Wait till my husband's away

"All the Girls Love Alice" Elton John/Bernie Taupin
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Joseph B. Lowe - 30 Jan 2007 00:09 GMT
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> And you can get anything you want at her restaurant

"Except Alice."
Maria - 29 Jan 2007 06:44 GMT
Bob Cunningham wrote, to "cybercypher:

> I disagree with your assessment of Maria's posting.  I
> thought it was clever and entertaining.  Thanks to Maria for
> adding a bit of cheer to my day.

Thanks for saying that, and I hope I can add some cheer again in the
future.

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cybercypher - 29 Jan 2007 06:14 GMT
> Bob Cunningham wrote, to "cybercypher:
>>
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> Thanks for saying that, and I hope I can add some cheer again in the
> future.

If Bob appreciated that bit of drivel, then all you have to do is post
more drivel to reach that apparently unchallenging goal.

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Richard Bollard - 31 Jan 2007 01:18 GMT
>> Bob Cunningham wrote, to "cybercypher:
>>>
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>If Bob appreciated that bit of drivel, then all you have to do is post
>more drivel to reach that apparently unchallenging goal.

Saucer of milk to Taiwan.
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DianeE - 29 Jan 2007 02:58 GMT
> Soon after I posted a link to a list of several synonyms of
> "penis" today, ( http://namingschemes.com/Penis_Synonyms ),
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>
> "Unit" seems like a strange word for it....
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Not to me.  I've used the same term for both male and female parts, and I
know I didn't invent it.

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