>> "Nick" asks about:
>> ]>> Smoking is stupid, but a Zippo lighter is cool. A disposable?
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> It helps to realize that Zippo makes refillable lighters, not
> disposable ones.
Not only that, but they guarantee to replace any lighter that ceases to
function, no matter how old. I had a Zippo for years and kept the guarantee
safe. Then I was in a train crash and lost the lighter.
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John Dean
Oxford
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Tony Cooper - 03 Jan 2004 01:58 GMT
>>> "Nick" asks about:
>>> ]>> Smoking is stupid, but a Zippo lighter is cool. A disposable?
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>function, no matter how old. I had a Zippo for years and kept the guarantee
>safe. Then I was in a train crash and lost the lighter.
Cross pens and pencils have the same guarantee. The mechanical pencil
in my set stopped working. I sent it in without any paperwork other
than my name and address. They exchanged it for a new one with the
click-out lead style.
Laura F Spira - 03 Jan 2004 07:27 GMT
>>>"Nick" asks about:
>>>]>> Smoking is stupid, but a Zippo lighter is cool. A disposable?
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> function, no matter how old. I had a Zippo for years and kept the guarantee
> safe. Then I was in a train crash and lost the lighter.
I hope that the lighter loss was the most serious consequence that you
suffered. Given the circumstances, they might have provided a
replacement if you had supplied the guarantee and evidence of the accident.

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Mike Lyle - 03 Jan 2004 11:54 GMT
> >>>"Nick" asks about:
> >>>]>> Smoking is stupid, but a Zippo lighter is cool. A disposable?
> >>>Flick ]>> that.
[...]
> >>It helps to realize that Zippo makes refillable lighters, not
> >>disposable ones.
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> suffered. Given the circumstances, they might have provided a
> replacement if you had supplied the guarantee and evidence of the accident.
I suspect Laura's right. But, while disposability is generally
ecologically unsound, I wonder how many throwaway lighters you could
buy (they seem to be about 5 for a pound in the market) for the price
of a Zippo and a lifetime's fuel. Factor in the almost inevitable loss
of one or more Zippos in a lifetime (when I gave my father a
replacement for his lost one, it was stolen in a Post Office on Malta
within a few weeks), and the opportunity cost of investment in this
relatively expensive article, I'd say disposables might run a close
race. (I know you can't easily put a money value on the Zippo's cool,
and the disposable's naffness.)
On the same principle, it was with great pleasure that I dumped one of
those hideous Dualit toasters on working out how many cheap ones I
could have got for the original outlay plus cost of spares, *and* had
more room on the worktop.
Mike.
Mark Brader - 03 Jan 2004 16:44 GMT
> Then I was in a train crash and lost the lighter.
Which crash (place and date), if you don't mind saying?
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John Dean - 04 Jan 2004 00:33 GMT
>> Then I was in a train crash and lost the lighter.
>
> Which crash (place and date), if you don't mind saying?
A minor affair near Crewe. Somewhere around 1980. Half a dozen carriages
derailed because of wrongly set points, a few of us went to hospital (I had
a few superficial cuts from the fragments of disintegrated plastic from the
windows hitting my head) but no-one was kept in.
A Nurse suggested I make a claim from British Railways for compensation
(which hadn't occurred to me and probably wouldn't have). I was amazed to
find myself in correspondence with what was obviously a large Department of
BR that did nothing but deal with claims for compensation.
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John Dean
Oxford
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J Alfred Prufrock - 04 Jan 2004 05:34 GMT
>> It helps to realize that Zippo makes refillable lighters, not
>> disposable ones.
>
>Not only that, but they guarantee to replace any lighter that ceases to
>function, no matter how old. I had a Zippo for years and kept the guarantee
>safe. Then I was in a train crash and lost the lighter.
You should have kept the lighter safer than the guarantee, since that
piece of paper is unnecessary. Zippo will replace or repair any
defective or non-working lighter they make. You simply need to mail it
to Zippo, Bradford, PA. You don't even need that annoying American
invention, the zip code. Zippos, however, were one of their better
inventions.

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John Dean - 04 Jan 2004 13:25 GMT
>>> It helps to realize that Zippo makes refillable lighters, not
>>> disposable ones.
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> invention, the zip code. Zippos, however, were one of their better
> inventions.
Alfred! I thought we'd lost you. Taken a chance on a peach yet?
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John Dean
Oxford
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