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Jim Ward - 25 Jan 2004 12:36 GMT
Here's a little puzzle ... in what city in England did
this takeaway converstaion take place?

"Cheese and tom in a bap."
"There you go, loov."
"Mug of Oxo and a chip buttie, ta."

Hint 1: The book I read this mentions that the local slang
for crackling is "scratchings".

Hint 2: The river which runs through the middle of the city
is popular in crosswords as "North Sea feeder".

Bonus points for identifying the food and river, of course.
Michael Nitabach - 25 Jan 2004 14:03 GMT
Jim Ward <tomcatpolka@NyOaShPoAoM.com> wrote in news:bv0d95$4ur$3
@news1.radix.net:

> Here's a little puzzle ... in what city in England did
> this takeaway converstaion take place?
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> Bonus points for identifying the food and river, of course.

A "chip buttie" is a sandwich of french fries, usually on white
bread, with some sort of lubricant, most frequently butter, gravy, or
mayonnaise. Quite restorative after a long night in the pubs.

"Cheese and tom in a bap" is cheese and tomato on a soft roll.

My guess for the city is Newcastle, and the river is the Tyne. Never
been there, but I love the "broon".

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Jim Ward - 25 Jan 2004 16:42 GMT
> My guess for the city is Newcastle, and the river is the Tyne. Never
> been there, but I love the "broon".

Close-by; I should've said "three-letter" river!
david56 - 25 Jan 2004 17:15 GMT
Jim Ward spake thus:

> > My guess for the city is Newcastle, and the river is the Tyne. Never
> > been there, but I love the "broon".
>
> Close-by; I should've said "three-letter" river!

I wasn't sure if I should reply, being English, but here goes: the
Tees (OK, there are four letters, but only three different ones).

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david56 - 25 Jan 2004 18:09 GMT
david56 spake thus:

> Jim Ward spake thus:
>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> I wasn't sure if I should reply, being English, but here goes: the
> Tees (OK, there are four letters, but only three different ones).

Or if you don't like that, the Esk flows through Whitby to the North
Sea.  However, Whitby isn't a city (although it has a fine ruined
Abbey).

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Michael Nitabach - 25 Jan 2004 18:35 GMT
> Whitby isn't a city (although it has a fine
> ruined Abbey).

Do all English cities have ruined abbeys?

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mUs1Ka - 25 Jan 2004 20:57 GMT
>> Whitby isn't a city (although it has a fine
>> ruined Abbey).
>
> Do all English cities have ruined abbeys?

No, some of them have been repaired.
.m
Wood Avens - 25 Jan 2004 21:27 GMT
>> Whitby isn't a city (although it has a fine
>> ruined Abbey).
>
>Do all English cities have ruined abbeys?

Either a ruined abbey, or a medieval cathedral, or an ancient
university, or an old half-timbered market-place, or a castle, or a
set of ancient folk customs generally thought to be fertility rituals.
It's The Law. Oh, or a large piece of abstract modern sculpture in the
city centre.

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John Dean - 26 Jan 2004 00:53 GMT
>> Whitby isn't a city (although it has a fine
>> ruined Abbey).
>
> Do all English cities have ruined abbeys?

No, but many have ruined Abbys
--
John Dean
Oxford
Jim Ward - 25 Jan 2004 19:21 GMT
> Or if you don't like that, the Esk flows through Whitby to the North
> Sea.  However, Whitby isn't a city (although it has a fine ruined
> Abbey).

Whitby was what I was looking for! I apologize for the bad wording of
the question. I believe that Abbey inspired a scene in Stoker's Dracula
where a dog leaped from a ship, bounds into churchyard, and turns into a
vampire.
John Flynn - 25 Jan 2004 19:32 GMT
<snip>

> Whitby was what I was looking for! I apologize for the bad wording of
> the question. I believe that Abbey inspired a scene in Stoker's Dracula
> where a dog leaped from a ship, bounds into churchyard, and turns into a
> vampire.

Nuh-uh.  That's not what happens in _Dracula_.  Similar, but not exactly.

Do yourself a grand favour and read the book.  Forget any film
adaptations you've had to endure, and enjoy the original story.  Go on.
You won't regret it.

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Dr Robin Bignall - 26 Jan 2004 22:21 GMT
>david56 spake thus:
>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>Sea.  However, Whitby isn't a city (although it has a fine ruined
>Abbey).

The Lea (or Lee) flows through Herts. I think it goes right down to the
Thames.

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Quiet part of Hertfordshire
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Harry - 26 Jan 2004 08:23 GMT
> > My guess for the city is Newcastle, and the river is the Tyne. Never
> > been there, but I love the "broon".
>
> Close-by; I should've said "three-letter" river!
Jackie - 25 Jan 2004 21:03 GMT
> Jim Ward <tomcatpolka@NyOaShPoAoM.com> wrote in news:bv0d95$4ur$3
> @news1.radix.net:
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
> My guess for the city is Newcastle, and the river is the Tyne. Never
> been there, but I love the "broon".\

I think its York

A chip buttie is a chip sarnie
A cheese and tom is a cheese and tomotoe sarnie
and the river you're looking for is the River Ouse (I THINK!)

JACKIE
Ross Howard - 26 Jan 2004 13:07 GMT
>Jim Ward <tomcatpolka@NyOaShPoAoM.com> wrote in news:bv0d95$4ur$3
>@news1.radix.net:
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
>My guess for the city is Newcastle, and the river is the Tyne. Never
>been there, but I love the "broon".

If it had been Newcastle the luv would have been a hinny.

It's not very location-specific, either. It could be Manchester if it
weren't for the Irwell flowing (well, viscously seeping) the wrong
way.

--
Ross Howard
Adrian Bailey - 25 Jan 2004 17:04 GMT
> Here's a little puzzle ... in what city in England did
> this takeaway converstaion take place?
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> Hint 1: The book I read this mentions that the local slang
> for crackling is "scratchings".

Far be it from me to quibble, but this conversation could've taken place
pretty much anywhere in the north of England. The only reason for not
answering "Macclesfield", for example, is that the Bollin flows west.

Adrian
david56 - 25 Jan 2004 18:07 GMT
Adrian Bailey spake thus:

> > Here's a little puzzle ... in what city in England did
> > this takeaway converstaion take place?
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> pretty much anywhere in the north of England. The only reason for not
> answering "Macclesfield", for example, is that the Bollin flows west.

Well, yes, I was working on that basis as well.  We're looking for a
Northern city with a three-letter river which flows into the North
Sea.

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Philip Eden - 25 Jan 2004 19:22 GMT
> Adrian Bailey spake thus:
>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> Northern city with a three-letter river which flows into the North
> Sea.

Well, he didn't say "flowed into", aksherly.  He said something about
crosswords and "North Sea feeder" although I'm too lazy to go back
and check exactly. Hasta to be Sheffield, innit? Although some may
quibble that the Don does not flow quite through the city centre ...
that's the Sheaf.

Philip Eden
John Dean - 26 Jan 2004 01:00 GMT
>> Adrian Bailey spake thus:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
> quibble that the Don does not flow quite through the city centre ...
> that's the Sheaf.

You wouldn't rule out Doncaster? Though, as Adrian pointed out, only the
North Sea Connection prevents us allocating the conversation to almost
anywhere in the North
--
John Dean
Oxford
Philip Eden - 26 Jan 2004 10:51 GMT
> >> Adrian Bailey spake thus:
> >>
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> anywhere in the North
> --
Yes I did, John, cos he said "city".  But as it seems the place he was
looking for was Whitby ....

Philip Eden
Steve Hayes - 26 Jan 2004 06:41 GMT
>Adrian Bailey spake thus:
>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>Northern city with a three-letter river which flows into the North
>Sea.

And is associated with food.

All the rest fits Durham, but the Wear has four letters.

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E-mail - see web page, or parse: shayes at dunelm full stop org full stop uk

Adrian Bailey - 26 Jan 2004 19:07 GMT
> >Adrian Bailey spake thus:
> >
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>
> All the rest fits Durham, but the Wear has four letters.

When I lived in Durham, stotties seemed to be preferred to baps.

Adrian
Steve Hayes - 27 Jan 2004 06:29 GMT
>"Steve Hayes" <hayesmstw@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> And is associated with food.
>>
>> All the rest fits Durham, but the Wear has four letters.
>
>When I lived in Durham, stotties seemed to be preferred to baps.

Aye, well, I didn't go in for them much.

I liked byeakin butties, though.

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http://www.geocities.com/Athens/7734/stevesig.htm
E-mail - see web page, or parse: shayes at dunelm full stop org full stop uk

Harry - 26 Jan 2004 08:34 GMT
> Here's a little puzzle ... in what city in England did
> this takeaway converstaion take place?
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> Hint 2: The river which runs through the middle of the city
> is popular in crosswords as "North Sea feeder".

Hmmm... It could *almost* fit Rotherham or Sheffield:

> "Cheese and tom in a bap."
> "There you go, loov."
> "Mug of Oxo and a chip buttie, ta."
Exactly as spoken in Rotherham, except that perhaps a "Mug'o Bovril" is
probably a bit more popular. But then they also have many other strange
"habits" (like soaking flase teeth, or "choppers" in Domestos - it's cheaper
than sterodent!).

> Hint 1: The book I read this mentions that the local slang
> for crackling is "scratchings".
Yep, when yer ask for them in't pub yer usually seh "pork scratchins" 'cos
that's wot it ses on't packet.

> Hint 2: The river which runs through the middle of the city
> is popular in crosswords as "North Sea feeder".
Oh! THAT's the bummer, but the river Don still has three letters, an still
ends up in't North Sea, when it joins up with others, just before Goole,
then past Grimsby 'an Cleethorpes, then Spurm Head.

NR H
Robert Lieblich - 26 Jan 2004 13:14 GMT
[ ... ]

> > Hint 2: The river which runs through the middle of the city
> > is popular in crosswords as "North Sea feeder".

> Oh! THAT's the bummer, but the river Don still has three letters,

And flows quietly, I am informed:
<http://www.vor.ru/Events/program16.html>.

> an still
> ends up in't North Sea, when it joins up with others, just before Goole,
> then past Grimsby 'an

A most creative apostrophe.  Well done.

> Cleethorpes, then Spurm Head.

What's this about sperm heads?

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John Hall - 26 Jan 2004 15:07 GMT
>What's this about sperm heads?

The topic is Northern England, not Wales.

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