Everyone remembers the game of conjugations -- to take an example
posted long ago in this newsgroup, I am *firm*, you are *obstinate*,
he is *pig-headed*.
I've come across a fine example from real life, although sadly it only
two conjugations are given. The May 2008 issue of Modern Railways
magazine includes a two-page article under the following title and
subheading:
Cutting crime on the railway
Ian Johnston CBE QPM DL, Chief Constable of the British Transport
Police, told the Railway Study Association how he is combating
crime
The "told" part may mean that this article was originally a speech,
but in any case it's a prepared text and not an off-the-cuff remark.
Here's the conjugation (emphasis added, British underpunctuation sic):
As we gear up to deal with the extra people, the breakdown of
the passengers on the railway - in terms of age, sex, race
and religion - is important to us. For example women and old
people *tend to be more law abiding*, while race and religion
*raise sensitive issues that require a policy on the part of
the British Transport Police*.

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CDB - 30 May 2008 19:45 GMT
[you and they, izzit]
> As we gear up to deal with the extra people, the breakdown of
> the passengers on the railway - in terms of age, sex, race
> and religion - is important to us. For example women and old
> people *tend to be more law abiding*, while race and religion
> *raise sensitive issues that require a policy on the part of
> the British Transport Police*.
"My own honesty is beyond question."
Oleg Lego - 31 May 2008 08:17 GMT
>Everyone remembers the game of conjugations -- to take an example
>posted long ago in this newsgroup, I am *firm*, you are *obstinate*,
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
> *raise sensitive issues that require a policy on the part of
> the British Transport Police*.
My favourite one, spoken in the wild, in a TV ad for a moving company,
was "Nobody else's stuff mixed in with your valued possessions."

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