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Discussion Groups / English Usage / September 2008Jenny The Nude Skater
An Albany woman arrested for speeding near Sutherlin is believed to be the 'Nude Skater'...was told to tone it down while skating nude on the Portland waterfront. Police say she was driving more than 110 miles an hour. ...and police told her to tone it down after some construction workers complained. http://www.kpic.com/news/local/29800004.html Construction workers complained about a naked woman? Now that is an oxymoron! You boys ever frequent Venice Beach? You have no idea of how much you are missing! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25WyJeCfhg0 I like Jenny, my kinda girl!  SignaturePurl Gurl -- So many are stumped by what slips right off the top of my mind like a man's bad fitting hairpiece. Purl Gurl set the following eddies spiralling through the space-time continuum: > An Albany woman arrested for speeding near Sutherlin > is believed to be the 'Nude Skater'...was told to tone [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Construction workers complained about a naked woman? The noise would have prevented them getting too close, and 110 mph is too fast for them to have a decent look. Signatureξ:) Proud to be curly Interchange the alphabetic letter groups to reply > An Albany woman arrested for speeding near Sutherlin > is believed to be the 'Nude Skater'...was told to tone [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > >Now that is an oxymoron! What a sexist remark! For all we know, the construction workers may have been women. SignatureRegards, Chuck Riggs Near Dublin, Ireland >> An Albany woman arrested for speeding near Sutherlin >> is believed to be the 'Nude Skater'...was told to tone >> it down while skating nude on the Portland waterfront. >> Police say she was driving more than 110 miles an hour. >> ...and police told her to tone it down after some >> construction workers complained. >> http://www.kpic.com/news/local/29800004.html >> Construction workers complained about a naked woman? >> Now that is an oxymoron! > What a sexist remark! For all we know, the construction workers may > have been women. Yeah, yeah, big muscular sweaty women wearing hard hats, muscle shirts and each with a jack hammer slung over shoulder. Those type of women are known to wolf whistle at men wearing nice three piece suits. Within our modern world, there is some truth to your notion. Women are making headway into construction type jobs. Women are becoming carpenters, electricians, plumbers, welders, mechanics and such. This dividing line between gender specific employment is becoming quite blurred. Today, this is even true in the wrestling arena. As you can see in my photograph, this girl totally trashed a male wrestler without her breaking a sweat. http://www.purlgurl.net/aue/wrasling.jpg SignaturePurl Gurl -- So many are stumped by what slips right off the top of my mind like a man's bad fitting hairpiece. >>> An Albany woman arrested for speeding near Sutherlin >>> is believed to be the 'Nude Skater'...was told to tone [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > >http://www.purlgurl.net/aue/wrasling.jpg If she was so relaxed, why did she feel the need for that cigarette in her hand? No, that man got to her, even if he did go down this time. As she puffs, she's probably worrying over how she'll do the next time. SignatureRegards, Chuck Riggs Near Dublin, Ireland >>>> An Albany woman arrested for speeding near Sutherlin >>>> is believed to be the 'Nude Skater'...was told to tone >>>> it down while skating nude on the Portland waterfront. >>>> Police say she was driving more than 110 miles an hour. >>>> ...and police told her to tone it down after some >>>> construction workers complained. >>>> http://www.kpic.com/news/local/29800004.html >>>> Construction workers complained about a naked woman? >>>> Now that is an oxymoron! >>> What a sexist remark! For all we know, the construction workers may >>> have been women. >> Yeah, yeah, big muscular sweaty women wearing hard hats, >> muscle shirts and each with a jack hammer slung over shoulder. >> Those type of women are known to wolf whistle at men wearing >> nice three piece suits. >> Within our modern world, there is some truth to your notion. >> Women are making headway into construction type jobs. Women >> are becoming carpenters, electricians, plumbers, welders, >> mechanics and such. >> This dividing line between gender specific employment is >> becoming quite blurred. >> Today, this is even true in the wrestling arena. As you can >> see in my photograph, this girl totally trashed a male wrestler >> without her breaking a sweat. >> http://www.purlgurl.net/aue/wrasling.jpg > If she was so relaxed, why did she feel the need for that cigarette in > her hand? No, that man got to her, even if he did go down this time. > As she puffs, she's probably worrying over how she'll do the next > time. There is no cigarette in her hand. You smoking Thai stick today? SignaturePurl Gurl -- So many are stumped by what slips right off the top of my mind like a man's bad fitting hairpiece. (wraslin' snip) >>> Today, this is even true in the wrestling arena. As you can >>> see in my photograph, this girl totally trashed a male wrestler >>> without her breaking a sweat. >>> http://www.purlgurl.net/aue/wrasling.jpg >> If she was so relaxed, why did she feel the need for that cigarette in >> her hand? No, that man got to her, even if he did go down this time. >> As she puffs, she's probably worrying over how she'll do the next >> time. > There is no cigarette in her hand. > You smoking Thai stick today? Not only does our girlfriend not smoke, cigarettes or otherwise, she can kick butt on you, Draney, Cooper, Lieblich, Cunningham, Tin Whistler and Skitt, all of you boys at once. Prei Jei, though, she would probably take to smoochin' him. Top photo, two boys after she is finished with them, less than a minute to kick their butts. Mid photo, putting a slick and slippery move on a boy. Bottom photo, she is kicking his butt while his buddy, whose butt she kicked earlier, comes running in to help. She kicked both of their butts. http://www.purlgurl.net/aue/wrasling02.jpg Chicks Rule. SignaturePurl Gurl -- So many are stumped by what slips right off the top of my mind like a man's bad fitting hairpiece. >>>>> An Albany woman arrested for speeding near Sutherlin >>>>> is believed to be the 'Nude Skater'...was told to tone [quoted text clipped - 42 lines] > >You smoking Thai stick today? I wish. SignatureRegards, Chuck Riggs Near Dublin, Ireland >>>>> An Albany woman arrested for speeding near Sutherlin >>>>> is believed to be the 'Nude Skater'...was told to tone [quoted text clipped - 40 lines] > >There is no cigarette in her hand. Then what is the white thing in her left hand, between her middle and her index finger, if not a fag? SignatureRegards, Chuck Riggs Near Dublin, Ireland (snipped) >>>> Today, this is even true in the wrestling arena. As you can >>>> see in my photograph, this girl totally trashed a male wrestler >>>> without her breaking a sweat. >>>> http://www.purlgurl.net/aue/wrasling.jpg >>> If she was so relaxed, why did she feel the need for that cigarette in >>> her hand? No, that man got to her, even if he did go down this time. >>> As she puffs, she's probably worrying over how she'll do the next >>> time. >> There is no cigarette in her hand. > Then what is the white thing in her left hand, between her middle and > her index finger, if not a fag? Come on, Charles, I refuse to believe you are this stupid. Why would a naked woman carry a cigarette into a mud wrestling arena to wrestle? She is to mud wrestle with a lit cigarette in her hand? I wrote our girlfriend does not smoke. Your brain is on vacation. You have taken too much LSD and smoked too much marijuana during your stoned life. You are seeing a portion of a woman's knee and a portion of some supporting device for the arena ropes. Dang, boy, sober up. http://www.purlgurl.net/aue/riggs_jig.jpg SignaturePurl Gurl -- So many are stumped by what slips right off the top of my mind like a man's bad fitting hairpiece. >(snipped) > [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > >http://www.purlgurl.net/aue/riggs_jig.jpg While I appreciate the trouble you went to, what I probably need is a better laptop or better vision. SignatureRegards, Chuck Riggs Near Dublin, Ireland |
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