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Eboneesha - 29 Dec 2008 15:55 GMT
My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who  gots a 120 on my
speelling test. I got
57% on the speling test and 30 points for being
black, 10 points for not bringing drugs into class, 10 points for not
bringing guns into class, and 10 points for not getting pregnut
during
the cemester. It hard to beat a score of 120%. The white dude who sit
next to me is McGee from the Bronx. He got a 94% on the test but no
extra points on account of he have the same skin color as the
opressirs of 250 years ago. Granny ax me to thank all Dimocrafts and
Liberels for suporting afermattaetive action. You showing the way to
true equality just like when herbal reunion come through my hood
fixing all tha buildings!. I gwine be gittin in medical skool nex an
mabe I be yo doktor.
BBDD - 29 Dec 2008 16:07 GMT
> My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who  gots a 120 on my
> speelling test. I got
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> fixing all tha buildings!. I gwine be gittin in medical skool nex an
> mabe I be yo doktor.

Typical Wicca stupidity! You are an ignorant redneck racist, is what
you are. Thank God your ilk is being left behind by evolution.

http://niggerwise.com/zlab.html
BBDD - 29 Dec 2008 16:16 GMT
> My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who  gots a 120 on my
> speelling test. I got
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> fixing all tha buildings!. I gwine be gittin in medical skool nex an
> mabe I be yo doktor.

This does bring up an interesting point. Wicca is essentially racist.
Occult sciences are general and world wide with the oldest, the most
authentic, and powerful being Oriental, Middle Eastern, and African.
Our own natural origins (including all of Europe) are Middle Eastern.
Wicca simply focuses exclusively on occult sciences that are Northern
European. Thus one should expect such stupid bigotries to surface
here.

http://niggerwise.com/zlab.html
Seamus - 29 Dec 2008 16:51 GMT
<snip>

You know, if you would keep calm, instead of turning purple like that - all
your problems would solve themselves.

__
>Do the cyclical "september threads" count as continuous?

It's moot now. September 1993 will go down in net.history as the
September that never ended. - Dave Fischer in 1994, alt.folklore.net

The first recorded outbreak of this was Warren Burstein saying
"It's *always* September, *somewhere* on the net" in response to
a particularly Clueless outburst from Delphi.com on alt.folklore.urban,
in fall 1993. - Wendy M. Grossman, "net.wars"
aine - 29 Dec 2008 21:43 GMT
> > My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who  gots a 120 on my
> > speelling test. I got
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
>
> http://niggerwise.com/zlab.html

No..it validates you are rascist to claim what you do not like is
rascist based on no facts.

We have facts. You are rascist because you do this.
BBDD - 29 Dec 2008 22:06 GMT
> > > My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who  gots a 120 on my
> > > speelling test. I got
[quoted text clipped - 27 lines]
>
> - Show quoted text -

Is that so? How many African origin Wiccans do you know??? I do have
statistics and there actually are some. It is a precentage that is
ridiculously low ~ far less than a one tenth of one percent estimate ~
and that includes mixed.

http://niggerwise.com/zlab.html
Aunty_Kreist - 30 Dec 2008 20:46 GMT
It is because most people of African heritage would gravitate more towards
their own personal ancestral religions- mainly voodoo. Same with Asian, or
any other "race", since you've made this about racism. Most *American*
Wiccans (as in born and raised) are most likely white, female, and have a
European ancestry.

Why don't you go visit Brazil, or South Africa, or Kashmir and pule about
how there just aren't any "white Wiccans" around?

On Dec 29, 3:43 pm, aine <aine_nicne...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Dec 29, 8:16 am, BBDD <baudab...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 31 lines]
>
> - Show quoted text -

Is that so? How many African origin Wiccans do you know??? I do have
statistics and there actually are some. It is a precentage that is
ridiculously low ~ far less than a one tenth of one percent estimate ~
and that includes mixed.

http://niggerwise.com/zlab.html
Seamus - 29 Dec 2008 16:45 GMT
<snip>

[Mark those which apply. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.]

Dear:
[ ] Sir                                    [ ] Madam
[ ] abdul 666                         [ ] Adam Durley
[ ] Alec                                 [ ] Alistair
[ ] Alister                              [ ] Alma Madsol
[ ] Alt.Religion.Wicca          [ ] Andy
[ ] Anton Svärd                     [X] AOLer
[ ] Archdeacon                      [X] Armchair arsehole
[X] a.shole-on-line                [ ] Avatar
[ ] Babe                                 [ ] Bed Wetter
[ ] Being that defines the term "Negative value"
[ ] Berto                                [ ] Bigot
[ ] "Black Belt"                     [ ] Blackheart
[ ] Blank Dave                      [ ] Bonehead
[X] Boorish Chav                                [ ] Boor
[ ] Brad Hann                        [ ] Brant M
[ ] Capitalist Pig Dog           [ ] Captain Farrell
[ ] Centurion 13                    [ ] Cheezhankrn
[ ] Cheshire Cat                    [ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Communist                       [ ] Comrade
[ ] Comstar                           [ ] Conservative
[ ] Craig Little                      [ ] Cud-chewer
[ ] Daniel Blakemore           [ ] Daniel Bond
[ ] David Gausebeck            [ ] DellCry
[ ] Democrat                        [ ] Dingle Berry
[ ] Twatrod                     [ ] Doctor Faust
[ ] M.I.5 Victim            [ ] Vagbag
[ ] Dumbass                         [ ] Dweeb
[ ] Elvis                               [ ] Eric Reaves
[ ] Erik Setzer                      [ ] estarriol
[ ] Ethnic Albanian              [ ] "Expert"
[ ] Fake SEAL                     [ ] Fag
[ ] Fanatic                            [ ] Fanboy
[ ] Fart Knocker                   [ ] Fat Bloke
[ ] Fed                                  [ ] Flashbart
[ ] Fluff Nazi                        [ ] Fluff Nazi Wannabe
[ ] Fog                                  [ ] Frat boy
[ ] Freak                               [ ] Geek
[ ] Geoff                               [ ] Goat Boy
[ ] Goof                                [ ] Grammar Nazi
[ ] Grammar Nazi Wannabe [ ] Great Man on Campus
[ ] GW lackey                     [ ] Hamster lover
[ ] Helicon 1                        [ ] hikaru
[ ] Hooker                            [ ] Hypocrite
[ ] Idiot Who Can't Shoot Straight
[ ] Ignorant Snot                  [ ] ILLchyld
[ ] I'm Not Sure What the Hell You Are
[ ] Impersonator                  [ ] Inbred Goat-boy
[ ] incrdbil                          [ ] Insane Ranter
[ ] Jackass                           [ ] Janet Quick
[ ] Jervis Johnson                [ ] Jimi
[ ] john bailey                     [ ] John Hwang
[ ] Justin Gaskins                [ ] K Markus Viljanen
[ ] Keith Hann                     [ ] Kellopyy
[ ] Lamer                             [ ] Liar
[ ] Liberal                           [ ] Lisa Greyson
[ ] Little Al                         [ ] Llama
[ ] Lonely Masturbater       [ ] Loser
[ ] LuckyStryke                    [ ] Maka
[ ]  Malcolm McDowall      [ ] Mario
[ ] Marshall Dragoo             [ ] Martin J Blow
[ ] Math Nazi                        [ ] Matthew Sprange
[ ] Member of GW's Target Audience
[ ] "Me too" er                     [ ] Mikael
[ ] Missionary                      [ ] Medical mistake
[ ] Monkey Spank                 [ ] Moon Beam
[ ] Moron                              [ ] Moramarth
[ ] Myrmidon                        [ ] Ned Leavitt
[ ] Nephew of Alec              [ ] Nerd
[ ] Ng Chern Ann                  [ ] Northy
[ ] Octavulg                          [ ] Old Bear
[ ] Old Dead Eye                  [ ] Organic refuse
[ ] Other progeny of Alec     [ ] Overall goober
[ ] pat                                    [ ] Patrick Magee
[ ] Pecker Head                     [ ] Penguine
[ ] Person Who's Not Important Enough to Be Named
   Directly
[ ] Pervert                             [ ] Peter Cowderoy
[ ] Philip Bowles                  [ ] Pimp
[ ] Pitstarter                          [ ] Pirate
[ ] Pochi the Dog                  [ ] Porn Star
[ ] Poster-Boy For Postnatal Abortion
[ ] Power Gamer/Rules Lawyer
[ ] Pre-teen                           [ ] Prick
[ ] Qrab                                [ ] Quicksilver Knight
[ ] Rafale                              [ ] Ratman
[ ] Rec.Games.Miniatures.Misc
[ ] Red Neck                        [ ] Religious Zealot
[ ] Republican                      [ ] Retard
[ ] Richard Lobinske            [ ] Rick Priestly
[ ] ROBCPW1 (or TheRob01)
[ ] ROB sympathizer            [ ] Rob Fungsang
[ ] Rob Singers                   [ ] Robert Williams
[ ] Roodie-poo Candy a.s  [ ] RT Maitreya
[ ] Saint Jason                      [ ] Samuel Campbell
[ ] Scammer                         [ ] Scientologist
[ ] SEAL                              [ ] Shim
[ ] Smartass                         [ ] smithdoerr
[X] Spammer/Cross Poster   [ ] SunDancer
[ ] SupAmaN                       [ ] Sycophant
[ ] Tahrik Mili                     [ ] The Blue Raja
[ ] Tit                                   [ ]Tobias Reinold
[ ] Torak                              [ ] Troll
[ ] Tymberwulf                    [ ] Twerp
[ ] Twit
[ ] Unbearably Self-Righteous Person
[ ] Vampy                            [ ] WaReZ D00D
[ ] Web TVer                      [ ] WEBSTERR
[ ] (What ever f.cking name Sameul Campbell's using now)
[ ] White House Intern        [ ] Whoopi Goldberg
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the Above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] Other ( )
[ ] None of the above - it's far too horrible to contemplate

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             [  ] Bart Simpson
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       [ ] abdul 666                         [ ] Adam Durley
       [ ] Alec                                 [ ] Alistair
       [ ] Alister                              [ ] Alma Madsol
       [ ] Andy                                [ ] Anton Svärd
       [ ] Archdeacon                      [ ] Avatar
       [ ] Berto                                [ ] Blackheart
       [ ] Blank Dave                      [ ] Brad Hann
       [ ] Brant M                            [ ] Captain Farrell
       [ ] Centurion 13                    [ ] Cheezhankrn
       [ ] Cheshire Cat                    [ ] Comstar
       [ ] Craig Little                      [ ] Daniel Blakemore
       [ ] Daniel Bond                    [ ] David Gausebeck
       [ ] DellCry                           [ ] Doctor Faust
       [ ] Donovan Borman            [ ] Ducalguard
       [ ] Eric Reaves                    [ ] Erik Setzer
       [ ] estarriol                          [ ] Flashbart
       [ ] Fog                                  [ ] Geoff
       [ ] Helicon 1                        [ ] hikaru
       [ ] ILLchyld                         [ ] incrdbil
       [ ] Insane Ranter                  [ ] Janet Quick
       [ ] Jimi                                 [ ] john bailey
       [ ] John Hwang                    [ ] Justin Gaskins
       [ ] K Markus Viljanen         [ ] Keith Hann
       [ ] Kellopyy                         [ ] Little Al
       [ ] LuckyStryke                    [ ] Maka
       [ ]  Malcolm McDowall      [ ] Mario
       [ ] Marshall Dragoo             [ ] Martin J Blow
       [ ] Matthew Sprange            [ ] Mikael
       [ ] Moramarth                      [ ] Myrmidon
       [ ] Ned Leavitt                     [ ] Ng Chern Ann
       [ ] Northy                             [ ] Octavulg
       [ ] Old Bear                         [ ] Old Dead Eye
       [ ] pat                                   [ ] Patrick Magee
       [ ] Penguine                         [ ] Peter Cowderoy
       [ ] Philip Bowles                 [ ] Pitstarter
       [ ] Pochi the Dog                 [ ] Qrab
       [ ] Quicksilver Knight          [ ] Rafale
       [ ] Ratman                            [ ]
Rec.Games.Miniatures.Misc
       [ ] Richard Lobinske            [ ] Rob Fungsang
       [ ] Rob Singers                    [ ] Robert Williams
       [ ] RT Maitreya                   [ ] Saint Jason
       [ ] Samuel Campbell           [ ] Shim
       [ ] smithdoerr                      [ ] SunDancer
       [ ] SupAmaN                       [ ] Tahrik Mili
       [ ] The Blue Raja                [ ]Tobias Reinold
       [ ] Torak                             [ ] Tymberwulf
       [ ] Vampy                            [ ] WEBSTERR
       [ ] Other:
[ ] You repeatedly demonstrated your stupidity
[ ] You tried to blame others for your stupidity
[ ] You questioned (below)'s stupidity
       [ ] abdul 666                         [ ] Adam Durley
       [ ] Alec                                 [ ] Alistair
       [ ] Alister                              [ ] Alma Madsol
       [ ] Andy                                [ ] Anton Svärd
       [ ] Archdeacon                      [ ] Avatar
       [ ] Berto                                [ ] Blackheart
       [ ] Blank Dave                      [ ] Brad Hann
       [ ] Brant M                            [ ] Captain Farrell
       [ ] Centurion 13                    [ ] Cheezhankrn
       [ ] Cheshire Cat                    [ ] Comstar
       [ ] Craig Little                      [ ] Daniel Blakemore
       [ ] Daniel Bond                    [ ] David Gausebeck
       [ ] DellCry                           [ ] Doctor Faust
       [ ] Donovan Borman            [ ] Ducalguard
       [ ] Eric Reaves                    [ ] Erik Setzer
       [ ] estarriol                          [ ] Flashbart
       [ ] Fog                                  [ ] Geoff
       [ ] Helicon 1                        [ ] hikaru
       [ ] ILLchyld                         [ ] incrdbil
       [ ] Insane Ranter                  [ ] Janet Quick
       [ ] Jimi                                 [ ] john bailey
       [ ] John Hwang                    [ ] Justin Gaskins
       [ ] K Markus Viljanen         [ ] Keith Hann
       [ ] Kellopyy                         [ ] Little Al
       [ ] LuckyStryke                    [ ] Maka
       [ ]  Malcolm McDowall      [ ] Mario
       [ ] Marshall Dragoo             [ ] Martin J Blow
       [ ] Matthew Sprange            [ ] Mikael
       [ ] Moramarth                      [ ] Myrmidon
       [ ] Ned Leavitt                     [ ] Ng Chern Ann
       [ ] Northy                             [ ] Octavulg
       [ ] Old Bear                         [ ] Old Dead Eye
       [ ] pat                                   [ ] Patrick Magee
       [ ] Penguine                         [ ] Peter Cowderoy
       [ ] Philip Bowles                 [ ] Pitstarter
       [ ] Pochi the Dog                 [ ] Qrab
       [ ] Quicksilver Knight          [ ] Rafale
       [ ] Ratman                            [ ]
Rec.Games.Miniatures.Misc
       [ ] Richard Lobinske            [ ] Rob Fungsang
       [ ] Rob Singers                    [ ] Robert Williams
       [ ] RT Maitreya                   [ ] Saint Jason
       [ ] Samuel Campbell           [ ] Shim
       [ ] smithdoerr                      [ ] SunDancer
       [ ] SupAmaN                       [ ] Tahrik Mili
       [ ] The Blue Raja                [ ]Tobias Reinold
       [ ] Torak                             [ ] Tymberwulf
       [ ] Vampy                            [ ] WEBSTERR
       [ ] Other:
[ ] You repeatedly assumed that Blank Dave couldn't build a bigger
   Form Flame
[ ] You repeatedly assumed that your Form Flame was larger
[ ] You are under the misapprehension that this group is your preserve
[ ] You are under the misapprehension that this group isn't (below)'s
   preserve
       [ ] abdul 666                         [ ] Adam Durley
       [ ] Alec                                 [ ] Alistair
       [ ] Alister                              [ ] Alma Madsol
       [ ] Andy                                [ ] Anton Svärd
       [ ] Archdeacon                      [ ] Avatar
       [ ] Berto                                [ ] Blackheart
       [ ] Blank Dave                      [ ] Brad Hann
       [ ] Brant M                            [ ] Captain Farrell
       [ ] Centurion 13                    [ ] Cheezhankrn
       [ ] Cheshire Cat                    [ ] Comstar
       [ ] Craig Little                      [ ] Daniel Blakemore
       [ ] Daniel Bond                    [ ] David Gausebeck
       [ ] DellCry                           [ ] Doctor Faust
       [ ] Donovan Borman            [ ] Ducalguard
       [ ] Eric Reaves                    [ ] Erik Setzer
       [ ] estarriol                          [ ] Flashbart
       [ ] Fog                                  [ ] Geoff
       [ ] Helicon 1                        [ ] hikaru
       [ ] ILLchyld                         [ ] incrdbil
       [ ] Insane Ranter                  [ ] Janet Quick
       [ ] Jimi                                 [ ] john bailey
       [ ] John Hwang                    [ ] Justin Gaskins
       [ ] K Markus Viljanen         [ ] Keith Hann
       [ ] Kellopyy                         [ ] Little Al
       [ ] LuckyStryke                    [ ] Maka
       [ ]  Malcolm McDowall      [ ] Mario
       [ ] Marshall Dragoo             [ ] Martin J Blow
       [ ] Matthew Sprange            [ ] Mikael
       [ ] Moramarth                      [ ] Myrmidon
       [ ] Ned Leavitt                     [ ] Ng Chern Ann
       [ ] Northy                             [ ] Octavulg
       [ ] Old Bear                         [ ] Old Dead Eye
       [ ] pat                                   [ ] Patrick Magee
       [ ] Penguine                         [ ] Peter Cowderoy
       [ ] Philip Bowles                 [ ] Pitstarter
       [ ] Pochi the Dog                 [ ] Qrab
       [ ] Quicksilver Knight          [ ] Rafale
       [ ] Ratman                            [ ]
Rec.Games.Miniatures.Misc
       [ ] Richard Lobinske            [ ] Rob Fungsang
       [ ] Rob Singers                    [ ] Robert Williams
       [ ] RT Maitreya                   [ ] Saint Jason
       [ ] Samuel Campbell           [ ] Shim
       [ ] smithdoerr                      [ ] SunDancer
       [ ] SupAmaN                       [ ] Tahrik Mili
       [ ] The Blue Raja                [ ]Tobias Reinold
       [ ] Torak                             [ ] Tymberwulf
       [ ] Vampy                            [ ] WEBSTERR
       [ ] Other:
[ ] You are under the misapprehension that Cheshire Cat isn't really
    Whoopi Goldberg
[ ] You made an error and blamed someone else
[ ] All you ever do is insult people
[ ] All you ever do is complain about people insulting people
[ ] You accuse others of doing the same thing you do
[ ] You failed to realize that Blank Dave is a capricious bastard
[ ] You repeatedly bitched and moaned about being excluded from the RGMW
    Form Flame
[ ] You repeatedly have shown a lack of humor
[ ] You repeatedly requested info on where to find XXX stuff
[ ] You repeatedly harassed people with androgynous names like Chris,
Jamie,
   Jean, or Rajhatmalhaban, with "Are you a girl?" or "M/F?" questions
[ ] You repeatedly assumed Shim had a gender
[ ] You are clueless
[ ] You are too stupid to figure out we hate your kind of people
[ ] You didn't understand (below)'s sarcasm
       [ ] abdul 666                         [ ] Adam Durley
       [ ] Alec                                 [ ] Alistair
       [ ] Alister                              [ ] Alma Madsol
       [ ] Andy                                [ ] Anton Svärd
       [ ] Archdeacon                      [ ] Avatar
       [ ] Berto                                [ ] Blackheart
       [ ] Blank Dave                      [ ] Brad Hann
       [ ] Brant M                            [ ] Captain Farrell
       [ ] Centurion 13                    [ ] Cheezhankrn
       [ ] Cheshire Cat                    [ ] Comstar
       [ ] Craig Little                      [ ] Daniel Blakemore
       [ ] Daniel Bond                    [ ] David Gausebeck
       [ ] DellCry                           [ ] Doctor Faust
       [ ] Donovan Borman            [ ] Ducalguard
       [ ] Eric Reaves                    [ ] Erik Setzer
       [ ] estarriol                          [ ] Flashbart
       [ ] Fog                                  [ ] Geoff
       [ ] Helicon 1                        [ ] hikaru
       [ ] ILLchyld                         [ ] incrdbil
       [ ] Insane Ranter                  [ ] Janet Quick
       [ ] Jimi                                 [ ] john bailey
       [ ] John Hwang                    [ ] Justin Gaskins
       [ ] K Markus Viljanen         [ ] Keith Hann
       [ ] Kellopyy                         [ ] Little Al
       [ ] LuckyStryke                    [ ] Maka
       [ ]  Malcolm McDowall      [ ] Mario
       [ ] Marshall Dragoo             [ ] Martin J Blow
       [ ] Matthew Sprange            [ ] Mikael
       [ ] Moramarth                      [ ] Myrmidon
       [ ] Ned Leavitt                     [ ] Ng Chern Ann
       [ ] Northy                             [ ] Octavulg
       [ ] Old Bear                         [ ] Old Dead Eye
       [ ] pat                                   [ ] Patrick Magee
       [ ] Penguine                         [ ] Peter Cowderoy
       [ ] Philip Bowles                 [ ] Pitstarter
       [ ] Pochi the Dog                 [ ] Qrab
       [ ] Quicksilver Knight          [ ] Rafale
       [ ] Ratman                            [ ]
Rec.Games.Miniatures.Misc
       [ ] Richard Lobinske            [ ] Rob Fungsang
       [ ] Rob Singers                    [ ] Robert Williams
       [ ] RT Maitreya                   [ ] Saint Jason
       [ ] Samuel Campbell           [ ] Shim
       [ ] smithdoerr                      [ ] SunDancer
       [ ] SupAmaN                       [ ] Tahrik Mili
       [ ] The Blue Raja                [ ]Tobias Reinold
       [ ] Torak                             [ ] Tymberwulf
       [ ] Vampy                            [ ] WEBSTERR
       [ ] Other:
[ ] It's just that kind of day
[ ] You responded to _every post_ on the group today
[ ] You argued about copyright law as if you knew what you were talking
   about
[ ] You argued about evolution as if you knew what you were talking about
[ ] You talked about your sex life as if you knew what you were talking
   about
[ ] You talked about someone else's sex life as if you knew what you were
   talking about
[ ] You talked about genitals as if you had any to talk about
[ ] You believe copyrights are a demented plot invented by the evil
Jewish gays who run Hollywood and control the world
[ ] No matter how many times it's explained to you, you can't understand
the Second Law of Thermodynamics
[X] You argued about your selected topic as if you knew what you were
talking about
[ ] You are wasting bandwidth without any useful purpose
[ ] You bitched and moaned about being left out of the
    Form Flame
[ ] I'm bored
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] I think you might be a sock
[ ] I think you want to be a corporate tool
[ ] I think you might be
 [ ] Caliban             [ ] Merlin/NatGreenMeds
 [ ] BBDD                [ ] Sidney Lambe
 [ ] Ken Pisano          [ ] Talesin
 [ ] Other:

[ ] You posted your article using some Microsoft's crappy & buggy program
[ ] You assumed that AOL/CIS/Prodigy founded the Internet
[ ] You assumed that Al Gore founded the Internet
[ ] You assumed that the Internet is a U.S. only phenomenon
[ ] You failed to understand that the North American phone
   billing system is not world-wide.
[ ] You used the phrase "Information Superhighway"
[ ] It's just that kind of day
[ ] You barged into a quiet little news group and started
   stinking up the place just because you read an article about
   the newsgroup in some magazine or had seen it on TV etc....
[ ] You are a gutless coward that can't post from a valid e-mail address
   (we'll track you down anyway)
[ ] You are posting an anonymous attack
[ ] You discussed "My (below) is/are Better Than Your (below)"
   [ ] Education              [ ] Job
   [ ] Nation                    [ ] Nation's military
   [ ] Pulsating Cerebral Lobes
   [ ] Religion                 [ ] Taste in Music
   [ ] Taste in Women
   [ ] Other
[ ] You discussed the following in a non-nutcase newsgroup;
   [ ] Hollow earth theory                     [ ] Alien President
theory
   [ ] Orbital mind control frisbees     [ ] Faith healing
   [ ] Government weather control     [ ] Russian psychics
   [ ] Squeaky Fromme                      [ ] The nation of France
   [ ] Robot spy bees                          [ ] Scientology
   [ ] Sexually promiscuous space aliens
   [ ] "Manos, the Hands of Fate"     [ ] Beavis & Butthead anything
   [ ] Flat earth theory              [ ] Government conspiracy theory
   [ ] The location of Jimmy Hoffa
   [ ] The veracity of any X-Files plot (see all of the above)
   [ ] Other:
[ ] You considered the following to be reliable reference sources;
   [ ] Golden Books' "Exploring Science", printed 1955
   [ ] Any program covered by [ ]Talk Soup   or [ ] SNL News
   [ ] Oliver Stone                      [ ] Hard Copy
   [ ] Inside Edition                    [ ] The National Enquirer
   [ ] The Sun                             [ ] NY Post
   [ ] The Union Leader             [ ] Pravda
   [ ] OMNI Magazine               [ ] Company Marketing Hype
   [ ] Microsoft                           [ ] The Simpsons
   [ ] A GW Publication
   [ ] An unidentified, but obviously stupid, person or publication
   [ ] Other:
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless
   that you are being flamed anyway
[ ] Other:

To Repent, You Must:
[X] Abstain from sex for a month (shouldn't be too hard for you)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Allow boring and useless threads to die
[ ] Appear on Jerry Springer
[ ] Attempt to win this year's Darwin Award
[ ] Be Alec's personal "Little Love Monkey" for a [ ] week [ ] month
   [ ] year [ ] the rest of your natural life
[X] Be Micheal Jackson's love slave for a [ ] week [ ] month
   [ ] year [X] the rest of your natural life
[X] Be careful of where you are cross posting to
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Then choke to death on the remnants
[ ] Consider that others may know more about certain subjects than you
[X] Consider that just about everybody may know more about just about
   everything than you
[ ] Cut your balls (or breasts, if you're a woman) off
[ ] Cut your balls off and mail them to Justin Gaskins
[ ] Cut your breasts off and mail them to me
[ ] Deep-throat my dog
[ ] Deep-throat Cheshire Cat
[ ] Deep-throat ROB
[ ] Deep-throat ROB, and bite it off
[ ] Donated your body to science before you are done using it
[ ] Do not bother getting a new account when this one is pulled
[ ] Do not delete the "welcome to the list" message you received when
   you joined
[ ] Don't take yourself so damn seriously!
[ ] Drop and give Captain Farrell 50.
[ ] Eat the dingle berries encrusted upon Alec's body
[ ] Exercise some humility
[ ] Exercise a great deal of humility
[ ] Familiarize yourself with the concept of:
           [ ] being RGMW News Group Moron for a long time
           [ ] caution                       [ ] common courtesy
           [ ] getting flamed for the rest of your life
           [ ] higher brain functions
           [ ] patience                     [ ] succinctness
           [ ] tolerance                    [ ] vocabulary
           [ ] Other:
[ ] Familiarize yourself with the history of the Internet
[ ] Familiarize yourself with the history of Usenet
[ ] Find out if arsenic really "Tastes Great" or is "Less Filling"
[ ] Find out who Saint Jason is
[ ] Fish for a clue in shark-infested waters
[ ] Get a job
[ ] No, a _real_ job
[ ] Working at McDonald's is not a real job...
[ ] Get a lap dance from Talesin
[ ] Get a lap dance from Northy
[ ] Get an appointment with Dr. Kevorkian
[X] Get Raven Blackbane to tell you how they really feel about you
[ ] Get John Hwang to loose his cool
[ ] Get me
       [ ] a Beer                           [ ] Black Coffee
       [ ] a Bottle of Vodka         [ ] a Bowl of Jell-O
       [ ] a Cigar                          [ ] a Cigarette
       [ ] Some Clarnico mints   [ ] a Cola
       [ ] a Hamburger                [ ] a Happy Meal
       [ ] a Hollow Cat                 [ ] a Hot Dog
       [ ] a Kebab Tray and Chips
       [ ] Mike McVey's Head On a Stick
       [ ] a Nubile Buxomly Virgin Goddess Covered in
            the Lightest of  Olive Oils
       [ ] a Pizza                           [ ] a Rum & Blackcurrant
       [ ] a Salad                          [ ] a Sandwich
       [ ] Some Cold Soapy Frogs
       [ ] Some Penguins            [ ] Some Prune Juice
       [ ] Some Stuffed Grape Leaves
       [ ] Some Wet Stuff (TM)   [ ] Some Whipped Cream
       [ ] Some Whipped Cream And a Box of Big Feather
            Dusters
       [ ] a Taco                            [ ] a Teletubbie
                                                        Carcass
       [ ] Three Live Chickens and a Tub of Cocoa Butter
           And Send It To My Room
       [ ] a Walrus                         [ ] a Whore
       [ ] Other:
[ ] Get over it
[ ] Get used to being mocked
[ ] Get used to being [ ] verbally and/or [ ] physically abused
[ ] Get used to being the Newsgroup Idiot
[ ] Give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk
[ ] Give up your Internet\Usenet access
[ ] Give your computer to charity
[ ] Give your internal organs to charity
[ ] Give your internal organs to charity before you're done with them
[ ] Go see the therapist you fired three months ago
[ ] Find a therapist to replace the one that committed suicide after
   listening to your sh.t
[ ] Go to the top of a building and attempt to defy gravity
[ ] Go to the White House and attempt to kill:
   [ ] The President        [ ] His wife
   [ ] His pet                  [ ] The First Intern
   [ ] Other:
[ ] Hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours
[ ] Have Alma Madsol point out where playing Warhammer will give
    you AIDS in the Bible
[ ] Insert all your miniatures into your rectum
[ ] Do as above, but then drink 3 bottles of Castrol Super Clean
   to in an effort to strip said miniatures
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Lead by example
[ ] Learn to count above 10 with your boots on
[ ] Learn to count above 5 with your boots on
[ ] Learn to pee straight
[ ] Learn to pee
[  ] Learn to use Alta Vista.
[  ] Learn to use Google
[ ] Learn to use the 'kill' command to eliminate erroneous posts
[ ] Learn to walk only with your rear paws
[ ] Lick an exposed, live wire
[ ] Lick Justin Gaskins' exposed, live wire
[ ] Let Justin Gaskin lick your exposed, live wire
[ ] 'Lurk' without posting for a few days to learn the forum of a group
[ ] 'Lurk' for the rest of your natural life
[ ] Make Jimi kick you off his mailing lists
[ ] No longer contribute to this newsgroup/mailing list
[X] No longer contribute to any newsgroup/mailing list
[ ] No longer contribute to the gene pool
[ ] Don't attempt to evolve to the point where you *could* contribute
   to the gene pool
[ ] Pack your computer and send it to me
[ ] Play "Don't Touch My Plunger" with Justin Gaskins for a
   [ ] week [ ] month [ ] year [ ] the rest of your natural life
[ ] Poke your eye out with a stick
[ ] Poke your eye in with a stick
[ ] Post only to alt.dev.null
[ ] Post only to the WH40K mailing list
[ ] Post to Alt.Religion.Wicca
[ ] Quit bitching and moaning about not being included in
    The RGMW Form Flame
[ ] Quit putting the moves on your Dark Eldar Wyches
[ ] Quit putting the moves on your Ultrasmurfs
[ ] Quit putting the moves on your Escher Gangers
[ ] Quit touching your Dark Elf Witchs *there*
[ ] Read EVERY message in alt.religon.scientology TWICE
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] Read the FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) list for the group
[ ] At least read the weekly MiniFAQ!
[ ] Recall that there are academic and commercial users on the net
[ ] Recall that there are other users on the net
[ ] Re-install what ever failed mental operating system you are
   currently running on
[ ] Relinquish your right to procreate
[ ] Remember that not all news readers are threaded
[ ] Remember that the Internet is multinational
[ ] Pepeatedly slam a door on your genitals
[ ] See a doctor about removing your head from your arse
[ ] See a doctor about removing your head from GW's arse
[ ] See a doctor about removing your head from Jervis Johnson's arse
[ ] Selectively respond to threads after reading all new messages in
   that thread
[ ] Send (below) all of you miniatures, terrain and books.
       [ ] abdul 666                         [ ] Adam Durley
       [ ] Alec                                 [ ] Alistair
       [ ] Alister                              [ ] Alma Madsol
       [ ] Andy                                [ ] Anton Svärd
       [ ] Archdeacon                      [ ] Avatar
       [ ] Berto                                [ ] Blackheart
       [ ] Blank Dave                      [ ] Brad Hann
       [ ] Brant M                            [ ] Captain Farrell
       [ ] Centurion 13                    [ ] Cheezhankrn
       [ ] Cheshire Cat                    [ ] Comstar
       [ ] Craig Little                      [ ] Daniel Blakemore
       [ ] Daniel Bond                    [ ] David Gausebeck
       [ ] DellCry                           [ ] Doctor Faust
       [ ] Donovan Borman            [ ] Ducalguard
       [ ] Eric Reaves                    [ ] Erik Setzer
       [ ] estarriol                          [ ] Flashbart
       [ ] Fog                                  [ ] Geoff
       [ ] Helicon 1                        [ ] hikaru
       [ ] ILLchyld                         [ ] incrdbil
       [ ] Insane Ranter                  [ ] Janet Quick
       [ ] Jimi                                 [ ] john bailey
       [ ] John Hwang                    [ ] Justin Gaskins
       [ ] K Markus Viljanen         [ ] Keith Hann
       [ ] Kellopyy                         [ ] Little Al
       [ ] LuckyStryke                    [ ] Maka
       [ ]  Malcolm McDowall      [ ] Mario
       [ ] Marshall Dragoo             [ ] Martin J Blow
       [ ] Matthew Sprange            [ ] Mikael
       [ ] Moramarth                      [ ] Myrmidon
       [ ] Ned Leavitt                     [ ] Ng Chern Ann
       [ ] Northy                             [ ] Octavulg
       [ ] Old Bear                         [ ] Old Dead Eye
       [ ] pat                                   [ ] Patrick Magee
       [ ] Penguine                         [ ] Peter Cowderoy
       [ ] Philip Bowles                 [ ] Pitstarter
       [ ] Pochi the Dog                 [ ] Qrab
       [ ] Quicksilver Knight          [ ] Rafale
       [ ] Ratman                            [ ]
Rec.Games.Miniatures.Misc
       [ ] Richard Lobinske            [ ] Rob Fungsang
       [ ] Rob Singers                    [ ] Robert Williams
       [ ] RT Maitreya                   [ ] Saint Jason
       [ ] Samuel Campbell           [ ] Shim
       [ ] smithdoerr                      [ ] SunDancer
       [ ] SupAmaN                       [ ] Tahrik Mili
       [ ] The Blue Raja                [ ]Tobias Reinold
       [ ] Torak                             [ ] Tymberwulf
       [ ] Vampy                            [ ] WEBSTERR
       [ ] Other:
[ ] Serve as the "Choose Abortion!" poster child
[ ] Slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
[ ] Smoke less of what you are smoking
[ ] Spam the same news groups with your home address and phone number
[ ] Stop masturbating for a [ ] week [ ] month [ ] year [ ] the rest
   of your natural life
[ ] Stop molesting corpses
[ ] Start molesting corpses (you obviously need an outlet for all that
pent
   up sexual frustration, and cadavers hopefully provide the least
likely
   avenue of reproduction)
[ ] Stop molesting livestock
[ ] Stop allowing yourself to be molested by livestock
[ ] Start molesting livestock (you obviously need an out let for all that
   pent up sexual frustration, and livestock provides the least likely
   avenue of reproduction)
[ ] Stop molesting your nephews
[ ] Stop allowing Unca Alec to molest you
[ ] Stop molesting Cheshire Cat
[ ] Start molesting Cheshire Cat
[ ] Stop molesting Whoopi Goldberg
[ ] Start molesting Whoopi Goldberg
[  ] Stop reading news and get a life.
[  ] Stop sending news and get a life
[ ] Stop volunteering for Armed Forces pharmaceutical experiments
[ ] Start volunteering for Armed Forces pharmaceutical experiments
[ ] Subscribe to every GW periodical and not complain about their
contents, or lack there of
[ ] Take a ride on Justin Gaskin' Baloney Pony Express
[ ] Tell the Cheshire Cat that Grey Knights are lame
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[ ] Tell Unca Alec you've been a bad boy
[ ] Tell Northy he needs a bra
[ ] Try to put a bra on Northy
[ ] Toss the Cheshire Cat's salad
[ ] Let the Cheshire Cat toss your salad
[ ] Let the Cheshire Cat taste your a.s drippings
[ ] Touch Northy's breasts
[ ] Verify the effect of gravity by jumping from the nearest bridge
[ ] Visit a militant lesbian bar and attempt to pick up the "chics"
[ ] Voluntarily apologize in a brief post
[ ] Voluntarily break down into tears and apologize in a brief post;
   then we'll put you out of your misery
[ ] Wait at least two hours before responding to another post
[X] Look into the possibility of (below) for the above problems
       [X] 9mm Migraine               [ ] Brain surgery
       [ ] Castration                      [ ] Chemical castration
       [ ] Castration with two bricks
       [ ] Castration by a Singapore whore
       [ ] Castration by dull axe
       [ ] Castration by Justin Gaskins
       [ ] Castration by other:
       [ ] Electroshock therapy    [ ] Enema
       [ ] Head swap operation with a Chihuahua
       [ ] Intensive negative reinforcement
       [ ] Medication                     [ ] Prefrontal lobotomy
       [ ] Psychotherapy               [ ] Rectal electrocution
       [ ] Sever head injury(ies)   [ ] Sever tire damage
       [ ] Total lobotomy               [ ] Vaseline
       [ ] Other:
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] Other:

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Die in a fire.
  [X] Twice.
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[X] Tell your mother/father/test tube they failed.
[ ] Allow me to rip off your arm and beat you to death with it.
[ ] Are ya happy now, you thin-witted assbag?
[ ] Bleed excessively from the pores.
[X] Eat a bullet salad
[ ] Being raped by a branding iron is too good for you.
[ ] Being raped by a rabid gorilla, on steroids and Viagra, is too
   good for you.
[ ] Being raped by a rabid elephant, on steroids and Viagra, is too
   good for you.
[ ] Being raped by a rabid Northy, on steroids and Viagra, is too
   good for you.
[ ] Both hands on the keyboard, Sparky.
[ ] You are cordially invited to traverse, and autocopulate.
[ ] Die and burn in hell.
[ ] Burn in hell first.
[X] Crawl back into the anus of the goat you slipped from, as you
   obviously left your brain in there.
[ ] Don't do it ever again please.
[ ] Do it again and I'll hatefuck your eyesocket.
 [ ] Both of them.
 [ ] Twice.
 [ ] With a sandpaper condom.
[ ] Do it again and I'll chop off your fingers, gnaw your
   skull and dance naked on your sticky bones.
[ ] Do it again and I'll rip out your eyeballs and use the
   optic nerve for dental floss.
[ ] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery.
[ ] Eat sh.t and die.
[ ] Even the Scientologists won't take you.
[ ] Even GW won't let you buy its products.
[ ] f.ck off and die.
 [ ] Don't bother to f.ck off, we want you to die NOW.
[ ] Games Workshop's rules make more logical sense than you do.
[ ] Get a life.
[ ] Get f.cked, you pathetic loser.
[ ] Don't even bother trying to get f.cked...
[ ] Go AOL!! © Joe "Meridian" Schulte
[ ] Go f.ck yourself using a lightning rod for a dildo during a raging
    thunderstorm.
[ ] Go f.ck yourself with a sausage, in a room full of hungery pitbulls.
[ ] Go get a lighter and check if there's gas in the car.
[ ] Go to hell.
[ ] Here is 5¢. Get a clue.
[ ] If brains were taxed, you'd get a rebate.
[ ] If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.
[ ] If I stand close enough to you, I can feel my braincells scream in
anguish.
[  ] If ignorance were cornflakes, you'd be General Mills.
[ ] If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week
[ ] I got two words for ya!
           [ ] Blow Me        [ ] Get Bent       [ ] Get f.cked
           [ ] Die Bitch       [ ] Go Away       [ ] Die Screaming
           [ ] Kill Yourself   [ ] Suck It!
[ ] It's hard to believe that you beat out 1,000,000 other sperm
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Learn to post or shut up and f.ck off
[ ] Look up the word, "asexual"
[ ] Tatoo the word "asexual" onto your member
[ ] Nature abhors a vacuum, how it tolerates your head is a good question
[ ] Never post again
[ ] One-celled organisms out score you in IQ tests
[ ] Erik Setzer out scores you in IQ tests
[ ] Plonk
[ ] Remove yourself from our presence
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled
[ ] Stop peeing in the gene pool
[ ] Take your sh.t somewhere else
[ ] The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming
[ ] There's the bell, little girl, recess is over
[ ] The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead
[ ] Try to bite your ear
[ ] Try to bite your nose
[ ] Vote for smithdoerr
[ ] What you posted was so stupid you will be killfiled.
[ ] What you posted was so stupid you will be flagged so I can laugh at
       you in the future
[ ] When you open your mouth, it seems that this is only to change
whichever
   foot was previously in there
[ ] Where's my
       [ ] Beer                              [ ] Bottle of Vodka
       [ ] Bowl of Jell-O             [ ] Cigar
       [ ] Cigarette                      [ ] Cola
       [ ] Cold Soapy Frogs        [ ] Hamburger
       [ ] Happy Meal
       [ ] Hollow Cat                  [ ] Hot Dog
       [ ] Kebab Tray and Chips
       [ ] Mike McVey's Head On a Stick
       [ ] Nubile Buxomly Virgin Goddess Covered in
            the Lightest of  Olive Oils
       [ ] Pizza                           [ ]  Penguins
       [ ] Prune Juice                [ ] Rum & Blackcurrant
       [ ] Salad                          [ ] Sandwich
       [ ] Stuffed Grape Leaves
       [ ] Taco                            [ ] Teletubbie Carcass
       [ ] Three Live Chickens and a Tub of Cocoa Butter
       [ ] Walrus                        [ ]  Wet Stuff(TM)
       [ ] Whipped Cream
       [ ] Whipped Cream And Box of Big Feather
            Dusters
       [ ]  Whore
       [ ] Other:
[ ] With that few teeth, it's a wonder you haven't won the
   lottery yet.
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] You are a gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary
   ignoramus
[ ] You are bright as Alaska in December
[ ] You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
[ ] You are not the sharpest knife in the drawer
[ ] You are one neuron short of a synapse
[ ] You are possibly the most annoying person currently alive
[ ] You are really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely
won't be
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[ ] You are so dense, light bends around you
[ ] You are the first person in recorded history to fail an IQ test.
[ ] You are the reason some groups are moderated
[ ] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
[ ] You fell out of the family tree
[ ] You got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching
[ ] You have a full 6-pack, but lack the plastic thingy to hold it all
    together
[ ] You have a photographic memory, but with the lens cover is glued on
[ ] You have delusions of adequacy
[ ] You have reached rock bottom, and show signs of starting to dig
[ ] You have two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it
[ ] You make a retarded monkey look like a genius
[ ] You make Alec/ROBCPW1/Pheonixflame/etc.  look like a genius
[ ] You must have spent your entire life in a box to be this clueless.
[ ] You are probably not smart enough to find your way out of the box
[ ] You obviously have a very small penis (if any)
[ ] If you can find said penis, bite it off
[ ] You prove that if you broke a body down to it's basic components, it
would be worth $1.82
[ ] You're going to be on a lot of lists -- they're called
   [ ] Killfiles [ ] Hit lists  [ ] Endangered species
   [ ] Known species of bacteria
   [ ] Known forms of STDs
   [ ] Wanted lists for the GNL Gestapo
   [ ] Other
[ ] You're about as much fun as 10 lbs of sh.t in a 5 lb bag
[ ] You're the reason why abortions are legal
[ ] You remind me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a
frantic pace, but not     really going anywhere at all
[ ] Your IQ does not exceed your rectal temperature (in Celsius)
[ ] Your IQ does not exceed you shoe size
[ ] Your IQ does not exceed the tempurature Absolute Zero (in Celsius)
[ ] Your mere existance is a convincing argument for eugenics
[ ] Your mother cleans the teeth of people who suck cocks in Hell
[ ] Your mother wears army boots
[ ] You set low personal standards and then consistently fail to
   achieve them
[ ] You should go far - and the sooner you start, the better
[ ] You were left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby
[ ] You work in GW's Marketing Department, don't you?
[ ] You would be out of your depth in a car park/parking lot puddle
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] Other:

Please save this message and review it occasionally to determine your
progress toward being;

[ ] A useful member of Internet society
[ ] A less annoying member of Internet society
[ ] A human being
[ ] A fully-functional human being
[ ] A member of the animal kingdom
[ ] A pathetic, worthless excuse for a complete and utter moron
[ ] A prime candidate for natural de-selection
[ ] A sh.t worth flushing
[ ] A tolerable poster
[ ] A vertebrate
[ ] A viable member of the RGMW community
[ ] Biological matter
[ ] Integrated into humanity
[ ] Re-integrated into the wild
[ ] Some form of plant life
[ ] Worthy of converting O2 to CO2
[ ] Other:

Thank you for the time you have taken to read this, and please desist
from
the offending behaviour that led to this flame.  Also, f.ck OFF!

**end flame**end flame**end flame**

© Blank Dave et al. 2002

__
>Do the cyclical "september threads" count as continuous?

It's moot now. September 1993 will go down in net.history as the
September that never ended. - Dave Fischer in 1994, alt.folklore.net

The first recorded outbreak of this was Warren Burstein saying
"It's *always* September, *somewhere* on the net" in response to
a particularly Clueless outburst from Delphi.com on alt.folklore.urban,
in fall 1993. - Wendy M. Grossman, "net.wars"
BBDD - 29 Dec 2008 16:48 GMT
> My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who  gots a 120 on my
> speelling test. I got
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> fixing all tha buildings!. I gwine be gittin in medical skool nex an
> mabe I be yo doktor.

Did some checking. This appears to have been posted by one, Osiris
Slain, all over the place.

http://niggerwise.com/zlab.html
Seamus - 29 Dec 2008 17:00 GMT
BBDD <baudaboom@gmail.com> decided:
> Did some checking. This appears to have been posted by one, Osiris
> Slain, all over the place.

Indeed?

Now I'm curious. Please, post the results of your whois and tracert
queries.

__
>Do the cyclical "september threads" count as continuous?

It's moot now. September 1993 will go down in net.history as the
September that never ended. - Dave Fischer in 1994, alt.folklore.net

The first recorded outbreak of this was Warren Burstein saying
"It's *always* September, *somewhere* on the net" in response to
a particularly Clueless outburst from Delphi.com on alt.folklore.urban,
in fall 1993. - Wendy M. Grossman, "net.wars"
BBDD - 29 Dec 2008 17:05 GMT
> BBDD <baudab...@gmail.com> decided:
>
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> a particularly Clueless outburst from Delphi.com on alt.folklore.urban,
> in fall 1993. - Wendy M. Grossman, "net.wars"

Please f.ck yourself. You have hardly earned my cooperation in
anything. Do it yourself, stupid.

http://niggerwise.com/zlab.html
Seamus - 29 Dec 2008 17:12 GMT
BBDD <baudaboom@gmail.com> missed the point (again!):
> Please f.ck yourself. You have hardly earned my cooperation in
> anything. Do it yourself, stupid.

Very well, then. Just another unsubstantiated claim that you've spewed out
and then refused to back up.

__
>Do the cyclical "september threads" count as continuous?

It's moot now. September 1993 will go down in net.history as the
September that never ended. - Dave Fischer in 1994, alt.folklore.net

The first recorded outbreak of this was Warren Burstein saying
"It's *always* September, *somewhere* on the net" in response to
a particularly Clueless outburst from Delphi.com on alt.folklore.urban,
in fall 1993. - Wendy M. Grossman, "net.wars"
BBDD - 29 Dec 2008 22:09 GMT
> BBDD <baudab...@gmail.com> missed the point (again!):
>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> a particularly Clueless outburst from Delphi.com on alt.folklore.urban,
> in fall 1993. - Wendy M. Grossman, "net.wars"

“Very well, then.” ~ so you are going to f.ck yourself, Wendy? I do
substantiate claims. There is a process for doing so acceptable in any
court of law. I provide photos, some with myself in them with my work
and my familiar. Then, those who would challenge that evidence present
counter evidence to disprove authenticity of the photos and the
scanned magazine article. No one has presented any evidence to
challenge the evidence I have posted. Ball is in your court, fool.

http://niggerwise.com/zlab.html
Joseph Littleshoes - 29 Dec 2008 23:29 GMT
> �Very well, then.� ~ so you are going to f.ck yourself, Wendy? I do
> substantiate claims. There is a process for doing so acceptable in any
> court of law. I provide photos, some with myself in them with my work
> and my familiar.

But no evidence that those are really you.
No evidence that any picture on any of your web sites are what you claim
for them.
It would be simple enough to disprove any doubts about you. Take a
picture of yourself holding a sign with today's date and "f.ck you Joe
Littleshoes" on it post that to tiny pics and let us compare it to the
pics you claim to have published of yourself.

The only pic on your many web sites of an individual i saw was looking
at the ground and ot showing their face to the camera, so a link to you
alleged photograph of yourself would be a start.
--
JL
BBDD - 30 Dec 2008 09:20 GMT
> > Very well, then. ~ so you are going to f.ck yourself, Wendy? I do
> > substantiate claims. There is a process for doing so acceptable in any
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> --
> JL

I am actually tempted to do the photo. However, two things stand in my
way. One, I never do as I am told by the stupid. It isn’t wise.
Another, you are desperate ~ you must suggest any such photo was
faked. This is because phonies like you are reduced to nothing if
magick becomes a matter of verifiability.

That photo is not the only one. That self photo holding a portion of
the sculpture on the very same deck as photos of the jewelry, was
taken last summer. The photo of my familiar sitting in my lap was
taken in the late sixties. If I were faking things, as you do any
sense of magick, I am doing one hell of a detailed job of it. In the
background of some of those photos are several rare books on magick.
Now, lets just say it isn’t me. It is an artist with extreme cross
disciplines ~ from jewelry casting to inventing and training animals
they say cannot be trained. Right there in the photos is evidence of a
deep involvement in magick. The photo taken in the sixties has the
full set of the Equinox series on the bookshelf in the background ~
that set is a numbered and registered collectors set sold to me in the
same name as used for my site domain. Well now! Look further. There is
the same Equinox set in the background of the photo of Robot Dragon.
Get a clue, stupid. Whether I am who I am or who you think I am
matters not at all. That other guy that is supposedly not me knows how
to transmute skill from one discipline to others using magick studied
sense the early sixties. Common sense you lack is all the proof a
reasonable and sane person needs.

More photos are coming and background details of those photos further
confirm what you irrationally must deny to hide the lie that is you.
Keep in mind, there is no need to prove anything to you. My message is
better served by a truth slowly emerging that leaves you looking like
an irrational idiot.

http://niggerwise.com/zlab.html
Joseph Littleshoes - 30 Dec 2008 18:18 GMT
>>>Very well, then. ~ so you are going to f.ck yourself, Wendy? I do
>>>substantiate claims. There is a process for doing so acceptable in any
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
> faked. This is because phonies like you are reduced to nothing if
> magick becomes a matter of verifiability.

Verifying who you claim to be is hardly a magical act.  Your reluctance
to do so is most simply explained by the idea that you cant, not that
you wont, but you cant.

> That photo is not the only one. That self photo holding a portion of
> the sculpture on the very same deck as photos of the jewelry, was
> taken last summer. The photo of my familiar sitting in my lap was
> taken in the late sixties.

Post a URL i have gone through a number of you pages and see no reason
to keep doing so.

> If I were faking things, as you do any
> sense of magick,

Huh? grammar bbdd grammar!

> I am doing one hell of a detailed job of it. In the
> background of some of those photos are several rare books on magick.
> Now, lets just say it isn�t me. It is an artist with extreme cross
> disciplines ~ from jewelry casting to inventing and training animals
> they say cannot be trained. Right there in the photos is evidence of a
> deep involvement in magick.

If it were demonstrated to be you then perhaps your argument could be
argued on its merits, until then your just posturing.

 The photo taken in the sixties has the
> full set of the Equinox series on the bookshelf in the background ~
> that set is a numbered and registered collectors set sold to me in the
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> confirm what you irrationally must deny to hide the lie that is you.
> Keep in mind, there is no need to prove anything to you.

Then why do you keep trying to do so? why does it bother you that i
don't believe your claims?

My message is
> better served by a truth slowly emerging that leaves you looking like
> an irrational idiot.

*chuckle* do what thou wilt.
--
JL

> http://niggerwise.com/zlab.html
Seamus - 30 Dec 2008 07:53 GMT
> “Very well, then.” ~ so you are going to f.ck yourself, Wendy? I do
> substantiate claims. <snip>

You have yet to substantiate anything, you clueless NARP.

You've only posted a long string of unsubstantiated, bigoted claims with
absolutely _zero_ evidence.

This is largely because your brain is aboput as quiescent and fascinating
as a lump of petrified goat's droppings.

__
>Do the cyclical "september threads" count as continuous?

It's moot now. September 1993 will go down in net.history as the
September that never ended. - Dave Fischer in 1994, alt.folklore.net

The first recorded outbreak of this was Warren Burstein saying
"It's *always* September, *somewhere* on the net" in response to
a particularly Clueless outburst from Delphi.com on alt.folklore.urban,
in fall 1993. - Wendy M. Grossman, "net.wars"
Aunty_Kreist - 30 Dec 2008 20:47 GMT
Are you pretending to be Jack from The Shining for some reason?

On Dec 29, 11:12 am, Seamus <eatabulletsa...@yourface.net> wrote:
> BBDD <baudab...@gmail.com> missed the point (again!):
>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> a particularly Clueless outburst from Delphi.com on alt.folklore.urban,
> in fall 1993. - Wendy M. Grossman, "net.wars"

“Very well, then.” ~ so you are going to f.ck yourself, Wendy? I do
substantiate claims. There is a process for doing so acceptable in any
court of law. I provide photos, some with myself in them with my work
and my familiar. Then, those who would challenge that evidence present
counter evidence to disprove authenticity of the photos and the
scanned magazine article. No one has presented any evidence to
challenge the evidence I have posted. Ball is in your court, fool.

http://niggerwise.com/zlab.html
Jose Jiminez - 30 Dec 2008 21:33 GMT
> Are you pretending to be Jack from The Shining for some reason?
>
[quoted text clipped - 31 lines]
>
> - Show quoted text -
Seamus - 29 Dec 2008 17:53 GMT
On December 29, Eboneesha <ebonee...@ifrance.com> failed:
<snip>

(Just a placemark post. Ignore)
Seamus - 29 Dec 2008 17:58 GMT
> I know exactly who did it, stupid, and where.

> Did some checking. This appears to have been posted by one,
> Osiris Slain, all over the place.

The post was done via google groups. Here's the profile:

http://groups.google.com/groups/profile?
enc_user=IbdzNRUAAADlyIr_Zy5m4ADc3Afc9bPnP4_stcVCrpmd5JEayTpuyQ

As the original posts were made in September, this wasn't as "new" as you
claim.

That pretty much blows your a.s out of the water, BBDD.

__
>Do the cyclical "september threads" count as continuous?

It's moot now. September 1993 will go down in net.history as the
September that never ended. - Dave Fischer in 1994, alt.folklore.net

The first recorded outbreak of this was Warren Burstein saying
"It's *always* September, *somewhere* on the net" in response to
a particularly Clueless outburst from Delphi.com on alt.folklore.urban,
in fall 1993. - Wendy M. Grossman, "net.wars"
BBDD - 29 Dec 2008 21:11 GMT
> > I know exactly who did it, stupid, and where.
> > Did some checking. This appears to have been posted by one,
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
> a particularly Clueless outburst from Delphi.com on alt.folklore.urban,
> in fall 1993. - Wendy M. Grossman, "net.wars"

“As the original posts were made in September, this wasn't as "new" as
you
claim.”

Wendy, you moron! This is why you do not have the capacity to
comprehend magick. You can’t comprehend what you read. I said your
buddy was new to the group ~ not that the original posts were new. I
didn’t date the posts at all. The two things are entirely unrelated.

http://niggerwise.com/zlab.html
Seamus - 29 Dec 2008 23:32 GMT
> > The post was done via google groups. Here's the profile:
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
>  Wendy, you moron! <snip>

Nice strawman. It doesn't address what I'm saying, though.
Aunty_Kreist - 30 Dec 2008 03:47 GMT
Why am I having visions of Talesin?
*snort*

> My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who  gots a 120 on my
> speelling test. I got
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> fixing all tha buildings!. I gwine be gittin in medical skool nex an
> mabe I be yo doktor.
Hatunen - 31 Dec 2008 19:43 GMT
>My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who  gots a 120 on my
>speelling test. I got
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>fixing all tha buildings!. I gwine be gittin in medical skool nex an
>mabe I be yo doktor.

You could try to be a little more original. Googling turns up 391
hits for this. I've not seen this one before, but I'll bet the
Google hit count goes over 2000 within a few weeks as even more
idiots post this.

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Mark - 01 Jan 2009 10:34 GMT
> On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 07:55:06 -0800 (PST), Eboneesha
>
> <ebonee...@ifrance.com> wrote:
> >My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who  gots a 120 on my
>    * My typos & mispellings are intentional copyright traps *

All of your responses to the man solidifies his point.
Seems to be more of a statement about freedom of
speech. Ever think about that?

The phenomenon of reverse racism bugs the fellow.
He *is* entitled to his opinion too.

If you disagree, then thats fine. You have your opinion,
he has his. Why must everyone join the mainstream?

Its kinda like calling people Homophobic just because
they don't like homosexuals. Just another attempt to
force the political tide.

Maybe you are heterophobic. Maybe there is a well
intentioned effort to promote negros, which is failing.
Maybe not.

Excellence should be rewarded. Kindness should be
rewarded.  Hatred on the internet should be ignored.

Its all political these days. Everything is politicised.
I don't see people getting all up in arms when a
spammer floods the net with leads to see lesbians,
or some other such garbage.

It is what it is.

peace.

Mark
"I don't know much about wiccans, but i
sure like their patio furniture.
Mark - 01 Jan 2009 10:45 GMT
> My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who  gots a 120 on my
> mabe I be yo doktor.

Hmm, a sarcastic commentary which shines the light
on a politically sensitive subject, which, distastefully
and...actually shines the light on a system which is
failing in some urban locations.

Bottom line is.....if I disagree, then I can skip your
comments and write a poem instead.

Very important to allow freedom of speech here,
no matter what your opinion.

But better we try to lift up one another. At the
end of our short life, there will be a review.

Mark
"I don't know much about Wiccans, but
I sure like their patio furniture."
BBDD - 01 Jan 2009 15:30 GMT
> > My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who  gots a 120 on my
> > mabe I be yo doktor.
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> "I don't know much about Wiccans, but
> I sure like their patio furniture."

Crap! I hate Wiccan furniture! It unravels too easily and is a
temptation to pick at when it does ~ kind of like Wiccans.

http://niggerwise.com/xeew.html
Seamus - 01 Jan 2009 17:30 GMT
Mark <blueriverday@yahoo.com> observed:

> Hmm, a sarcastic commentary which shines the light
> on a politically sensitive subject, which, distastefully
> and...actually shines the light on a system which is
> failing in some urban locations.

While you have a good point here, the method of the post is generally
considered to be trolling: Cross-posted to numerous, unrelated groups,
with a rude, rather juvenile approach to sarcasm. This seems to have been
done by this "Eboneesha" account before, in September.

> Bottom line is.....if I disagree, then I can skip your
> comments and write a poem instead.

But it's just so much fun to rip into a troll.

> Very important to allow freedom of speech here,
> no matter what your opinion.

If I may, I would like to welcome to Usenet: The First Amendment
personified. :)

Over the years, many people have tried to mitigate this, all have failed.

> But better we try to lift up one another. At the
> end of our short life, there will be a review.

You've made some great points, Mark.

Correct me if you don't agree, but if you look at the original post, and
take away the racial bent, I think it would seem like a commentary about
the Every Child Left Behind Act.

__
>Do the cyclical "september threads" count as continuous?

It's moot now. September 1993 will go down in net.history as the
September that never ended. - Dave Fischer in 1994, alt.folklore.net

The first recorded outbreak of this was Warren Burstein saying
"It's *always* September, *somewhere* on the net" in response to
a particularly Clueless outburst from Delphi.com on alt.folklore.urban,
in fall 1993. - Wendy M. Grossman, "net.wars"
Hatunen - 01 Jan 2009 19:56 GMT
>> My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who  gots a 120 on my
>> mabe I be yo doktor.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>Bottom line is.....if I disagree, then I can skip your
>comments and write a poem instead.

That would have been preferable; too bad you didn't. Why didn't
you?

>Very important to allow freedom of speech here,
>no matter what your opinion.

Oh, I don't object to the content being posted, although, using
my own freedom of speech, I find it a rather poor satire somewhat
inanely done. I don't think Swift's reputation is in any danger.

I do ask for some originality, though. The poster seems to be
invoking someone else's freedom of speech.

>But better we try to lift up one another. At the
>end of our short life, there will be a review.

What sort of review would that be?

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me@privacy.net - 01 Jan 2009 18:50 GMT
I don't know who you are, but I know what you are.
=z= - 01 Jan 2009 19:37 GMT
> My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who  gots a 120 on my
> speelling test. I got
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> fixing all tha buildings!. I gwine be gittin in medical skool nex an
> mabe I be yo doktor.

> uh, I gots a question...do you swallow?
 
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