>> It is British slang, picked up on this side of the Pond. Does the
>> American Heritage Dictionary's definition match yours?
>> http://www.bartleby.com/61/54/W0025410.html
>
> Hmm... 'a person who masturbates'. That pastime being so universally
> enjoyed, surely that could almost be shortened to 'a person'.

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>>> It is British slang, picked up on this side of the Pond. Does the
>>> American Heritage Dictionary's definition match yours?
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>also constitute an insulting insinuation that the person so described
>had difficulty getting laid.
As kids, we heard from some of the more conservative teachers that
masturbation could lead to blindness.

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the Omrud - 08 Jan 2009 17:05 GMT
>>>> It is British slang, picked up on this side of the Pond. Does the
>>>> American Heritage Dictionary's definition match yours?
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> As kids, we heard from some of the more conservative teachers that
> masturbation could lead to blindness.
Let me guess. They had to tell you because your eyesight wasn't up to
reading the leaflets?

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Derek Turner - 08 Jan 2009 20:52 GMT
> As kids, we heard from some of the more conservative teachers that
> masturbation could lead to blindness.
I think I'll risk one eye.
John Varela - 08 Jan 2009 23:03 GMT
> As kids, we heard from some of the more conservative teachers that
> masturbation could lead to blindness.
Better to tell the kid that it makes hair grow in your palm and then
watch to see if he looks.

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Joe Fineman - 09 Jan 2009 01:53 GMT
>> As kids, we heard from some of the more conservative teachers that
>> masturbation could lead to blindness.
>
> Better to tell the kid that it makes hair grow in your palm and then
> watch to see if he looks.
In my undergraduate days, there was a story that a certain professor
had said in class, "One thing you should know about masturbation is
that it..." and then trailed off in a mumble. When a student raised
his hand and asked what the professor had said, he replied loudly "It
makes you deaf". Alluding to that, it became common in conversation,
if anyone said "What?", to reply "Makes you deaf".

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Robert Bannister - 08 Jan 2009 23:51 GMT
>>>> It is British slang, picked up on this side of the Pond. Does the
>>>> American Heritage Dictionary's definition match yours?
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> As kids, we heard from some of the more conservative teachers that
> masturbation could lead to blindness.
Quite a number of us wear glasses now.

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Chuck Riggs - 09 Jan 2009 14:12 GMT
>>>>> It is British slang, picked up on this side of the Pond. Does the
>>>>> American Heritage Dictionary's definition match yours?
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>
>Quite a number of us wear glasses now.
Now? I'd put five-fingered Mary away by that time. I wore contacts for
most of my life.

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> It might also
> constitute an insulting insinuation that the person so described had
> difficulty getting laid.
I didn't realize it 'either or' rather than 'both and'. My bad.