Discussion Groups / English Usage / May 2009

TRAPS will be set this morning to catch a crocodile that
    was seen stalking Darwin's nudist beach.

(who would notice a crocodile on a nude beach?)

    As well as being a haven for nudists, the beach is popular
    with walkers.

(yeah, I bet!)

    "We usually get eight out of 10 that we go for, which is
    not bad," he said. "...especially when you've got such
    lovely seas like today."

(article author misspelled "sights".)

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2009/05/11/50321_ntnews.html

All the more reason men should wear stainless steel codpieces
while frequenting a clothing optional beach.

CHOMP!