Discussion Groups / English Usage / May 2009

Sure you can. Look around on the web. You will find
all kinds of pages involving hundreds of blonds and
discipline.

However, there are a lot more pages involving my
hair color, raven black, and discipline.

* snaps her riding crop *

Oh my, I have been off annoying Barack Obama! The
boy really does not much cotton to conservative
red skinned girls, so much so, I am now included
on Napolitano's right wing extremist list.

While back I wrote to Barry and sternly advised
him, "I f.cking love freedom!" Then advised him
on a certain day I planned to strip down naked,
climb up the Statue of Liberty, then screw myself
silly on her torch of freedom. This is my way of
protesting his stripping of our Constitutional rights.

Barack took the bait! He had his Air Force 1 and a
couple of fighter jets circling Lady Liberty while
the crew tried to shoot photographs of me to use
as evidence.

Did not work! I was wearing my chahta foka chito lumboa!

(Choctaw invisibility cloak)

All Barack managed to do is piss off many New Yorkers.

Damn good trick, yes?

Other than having a good bisexual time with Lady Liberty,
attending tea party tax protests, appearing on a radio talk
show, I have been busy writing articles at Examiner Dot Com
much to the consternation of left liberal whackos.

Hooray for the Great State of Texas! I love Rick Perry!

Anyhow, I am here hiding from angry bleeding heart tree
hugging polar bear loving global warming fighters who are
out to impose a very high tax on my dildo batteries.

I am thinking of going solar. This should pacify them;
left liberals love pacifiers.