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-- Margo Howard, 11/19/2008
>Oh yeah, forgot, happy Mothers' Day!
Hello Mother!
>Is this, "Mothers Day" or "Mother's Day" or "Mothers' Day"?
Whichever you like although it is usually "Mother's Day" (how many
mothers does it take to give birth to one baby?).
>Mother's Day seems a good day for my return. Ain't ya tickled?
The date varies from country to country.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother%27s_Day#Dates_around_the_world
In Britain and Ireland it was March 22 this year. That's because it
started way way back as a Christian festival long before Anna Jarvis
invented the modern Mother's Day.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Jarvis
You can come again on May 15, May 26, May 27, May 31, May 30, June 1,
etc.

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Robert Lieblich - 12 May 2009 00:02 GMT
PG posted:
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> Whichever you like although it is usually "Mother's Day" (how many
> mothers does it take to give birth to one baby?).
I guess that one is the minimum, although when Mrs. Bob's niece
Melissa, an obstetrician and mother, is presiding ...
> >Mother's Day seems a good day for my return. Ain't ya tickled?
I can barely contain myself. Much, I suppose, as your clothes can
barely contain your ten-foot fundament.

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Purl Gurl - 12 May 2009 07:13 GMT
> PG posted:
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>>> Mother's Day seems a good day for my return. Ain't ya tickled?
> I can barely contain myself.
Have you considered a girdle?

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Purl Gurl - 12 May 2009 07:26 GMT
Peter Duncanson wrote:
>> Oh yeah, forgot, happy Mothers' Day!
> Hello Mother!
I ain't your momma!
>> Mother's Day seems a good day for my return. Ain't ya tickled?
> The date varies from country to country.
> You can come again on May 15, May 26, May 27, May 31, May 30, June 1,
> etc.
Are you trying to get rid of me?

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Jonathan Morton - 12 May 2009 21:28 GMT
> The date varies from country to country.
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother%27s_Day#Dates_around_the_world
> In Britain and Ireland it was March 22 this year.
Wash your mouth out with soap and water. That was Mothering Sunday.
Regards
Jonathan
Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 12 May 2009 21:59 GMT
>> The date varies from country to country.
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother%27s_Day#Dates_around_the_world
>> In Britain and Ireland it was March 22 this year.
>
>Wash your mouth out with soap and water. That was Mothering Sunday.
It also doubles as Mother's Day for commercial purposes.

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Peter Duncanson, UK
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> Oh yeah, forgot, happy Mothers' Day!
>
> Is this, "Mothers Day" or "Mother's Day" or "Mothers' Day"?
Weird position for a comma. Anyway, it's none of the above -
"Mothering Sunday".
> Mother's Day seems a good day for my return. Ain't ya tickled?
Not especially.
Will.
Prai Jei - 11 May 2009 20:41 GMT
billrigby@hotmail.com set the following eddies spiralling through the
space-time continuum:
>> Oh yeah, forgot, happy Mothers' Day!
>>
>> Is this, "Mothers Day" or "Mother's Day" or "Mothers' Day"?
>
> Weird position for a comma. Anyway, it's none of the above -
> "Mothering Sunday".
Thought we had that back in March.

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> Oh yeah, forgot, happy Mothers' Day!
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> Is this, "Mothers Day" or "Mother's Day" or "Mothers' Day"?
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> Mother's Day seems a good day for my return. Ain't ya tickled?
I did think "Here comesthat mother again."
--Jeff

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tony cooper - 11 May 2009 19:11 GMT
>> Oh yeah, forgot, happy Mothers' Day!
>>
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>
>I did think "Here comesthat mother again."
President Obama, at the recent White House Correspondent's Association
dinner, made a number of jokes about his staff. One of them was about
Rahm Emanuel - notorious for his use of profanity - about whom he said
"This is a tough holiday for Rahm Emanuel because he's not used to
saying the word 'day' after 'mother.'".

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