Grocer's apotrophe -- a borderline case.
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Richard Chambers - 18 May 2009 15:01 GMT Seen in Leeds Market on Saturday:-
Cauli's 60p ea.
In spite of my vow never to take Lynn Truss seriously, this one started me musing about something that I consider a trivial matter. On the one hand, "caulis" is short for "cauliflowers", and therefore we need an apostrophe to indicate a contraction; so the correct form is "cauli's". Nobody, not even greengrocers in Leeds Market, can always be wrong. On the other hand, "cauli" is a universally contracted word, similar in status to "phone". So no apostrophe is needed.
NB My Spell Check (IE) has never heard of "cauli" or "caulis", and suggested a range of alternatives from "Coulee's", via "Quails", to "collies". It was adamant that "cauliflowers" was wrong, wanting to change it into either "cauliflower" or "cauliflower's".
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Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 18 May 2009 15:35 GMT >Seen in Leeds Market on Saturday:- > [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > >Richard Chambers Leeds UK. <clears throat and smiles>
I think you need a couple of apostrophes to indicate missing letters, one in the subject line: "Grocer's apo'trophe", and one in: "Lynn' Truss".
My spellchecker (in Forté Agent) likes "cauliflowers".
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Mike Mooney - 18 May 2009 16:20 GMT On 18 May, 15:35, "Peter Duncanson (BrE)" <m...@peterduncanson.net> wrote:
> On Mon, 18 May 2009 15:01:47 +0100, "Richard Chambers" > [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > one in the subject line: "Grocer's apo'trophe", and one in: "Lynn' > Truss". I fear I may be missing a rather clever joke here, but... are you assuming that "Lynn" is short for something (e.g. Lynette)? She could be a Marilynne, in which case it should be 'Lynn. More likely she's just Lynne.
As for "apo'trophe" I don't get it. Couldn't be a glottal stop there.
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Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 18 May 2009 18:02 GMT >On 18 May, 15:35, "Peter Duncanson (BrE)" <m...@peterduncanson.net> >wrote: [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] >be a Marilynne, in which case it should be 'Lynn. More likely she's >just Lynne. She is Lynne. You wrote Lynn.
In the subject line you wrote: "Grocer's apotrophe -- a borderline case." with an "s" missing from apostrophe.
I was playfully replacing the missing letters with apostrophes That's all.
"missi9ng" instead of "missing".
>As for "apo'trophe" I don't get it. Couldn't be a glottal stop there. > >Life is butter, melon, cauliflower. > >Mike M
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Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 18 May 2009 18:11 GMT >"missi9ng" instead of "missing". That should have been edited out along with the rest of a comment that the spellchecker had not flagged my typo of "missi9ng".
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Richard Chambers - 20 May 2009 10:17 GMT Peter Duncanson (BrE) wrote:
Richard Chambers wrote
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> >Seen in Leeds Market on Saturday:- > [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > >change > >it into either "cauliflower" or "cauliflower's". .
>-----[Peter Duncanson] > <clears throat and smiles> > > I think you need a couple of apostrophes to indicate missing letters, > one in the subject line: "Grocer's apo'trophe", and one in: "Lynn' > Truss". ------[Mike Mooney] I fear I may be missing a rather clever joke here, but... are you assuming that "Lynn" is short for something (e.g. Lynette)? She could be a Marilynne, in which case it should be 'Lynn. More likely she's just Lynne.
As for "apo'trophe" I don't get it. Couldn't be a glottal stop there.
Life is butter, melon, cauliflower. -------[End of quote from Mike Mooney] --------------------------------------------------------- Peter was ribbing me for my typo in "apotrophe", without the "s". As I have discovered to my embarassmant, IE Spell Check does not verify the spellings in the title. Hence the posting went out exactly as I had mis-typed it. No glottal stop is involved.
Another spelling mistake with my "Lynn". In general, the female version of this name is Lynne, with an "e". As the subject was apostrophes, and as I had missed out the "e", Peter was suggesting that I should have written the name as Lynn'.
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Robin Bignall - 18 May 2009 21:51 GMT >>Seen in Leeds Market on Saturday:- >> [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > >My spellchecker (in Forté Agent) likes "cauliflowers". It was probably taught to eat all its greens at an early stage of development. Like most of us.
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Nick Spalding - 19 May 2009 11:26 GMT Robin Bignall wrote, in <ifi3155rbmvoc8gn9bocu17viuee4eh1jt@4ax.com> on Mon, 18 May 2009 21:51:03 +0100:
> >>Seen in Leeds Market on Saturday:- > >> [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > It was probably taught to eat all its greens at an early stage of > development. Like most of us. It's the fact that the bit that one eats isn't green that makes it edible. Most of the brassica family aren't.
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John O'Flaherty - 19 May 2009 16:42 GMT >Robin Bignall wrote, in <ifi3155rbmvoc8gn9bocu17viuee4eh1jt@4ax.com> > on Mon, 18 May 2009 21:51:03 +0100: [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] >It's the fact that the bit that one eats isn't green that makes it >edible. Most of the brassica family aren't. But broccoli, kale, cabbage, bok choy, mustard greens and brussels sprouts are brassica, green, and edible.
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James Hogg - 19 May 2009 17:01 GMT >>Robin Bignall wrote, in <ifi3155rbmvoc8gn9bocu17viuee4eh1jt@4ax.com> >> on Mon, 18 May 2009 21:51:03 +0100: [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] >But broccoli, kale, cabbage, bok choy, mustard greens and brussels >sprouts are brassica, green, and edible. I'm about to enjoy some rocket salad myself.
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Nick Spalding - 19 May 2009 18:13 GMT John O'Flaherty wrote, in <9hk51552uq5vla52k0ui19db9ap8qjvnoc@4ax.com> on Tue, 19 May 2009 10:42:53 -0500:
> >Robin Bignall wrote, in <ifi3155rbmvoc8gn9bocu17viuee4eh1jt@4ax.com> > > on Mon, 18 May 2009 21:51:03 +0100: [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] > But broccoli, kale, cabbage, bok choy, mustard greens and brussels > sprouts are brassica, green, and edible. Not by me, except for sprouts.
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Robert Bannister - 20 May 2009 01:51 GMT > But broccoli, kale, cabbage, bok choy, mustard greens and brussels > sprouts are brassica, green, and edible. Only under certain definitions of "edible".
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R H Draney - 20 May 2009 02:49 GMT Robert Bannister filted:
>> But broccoli, kale, cabbage, bok choy, mustard greens and brussels >> sprouts are brassica, green, and edible. > >Only under certain definitions of "edible". I've had all but one of those at one time or another in my life, and all were quite presentable....r
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Robert Bannister - 21 May 2009 01:51 GMT > Robert Bannister filted: >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > I've had all but one of those at one time or another in my life, and all were > quite presentable....r Hmm... I like brussels, I can eat broccoli and bok choy, and, if it is pickled or raw, I can just about eat cabbage. However, I can semolina and a whole host of nasty things if I must, but I don't consider them "edible" for most humans.
I'm not sure what mustard greens are.
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Richard Chambers - 21 May 2009 11:54 GMT > Hmm... I like brussels, I can eat broccoli and bok choy, and, if it is > pickled or raw, I can just about eat cabbage. However, I can semolina and > a whole host of nasty things if I must, but I don't consider them "edible" > for most humans. My mother had a story about her schooldays in the 1920s. When semolina was served as part of her school dinner, all the other children groaned and said "Yuk!", "Ugh", and a variety of other noises to indicate their disgust. But, truth be told, she quite liked semolina, it tasted very nice to her. Nevertheless, she joined in the chorus of disgust, just to be a full member of the group. Indeed, her "Ugh!" and "Yuk!" was amongst the loudest, maintaining her street cred. By this means, she managed eventually to convince herself that she hated semolina.
My mother reached the age of 45 years before eventually trying semolina once more, and re-discovered that she did indeed like it.
Semolina is excellent for anybody who is prepared to put his schoolday prejudices behind him, and who is able to forget the effects of group pressure applied early in life. Baked semolina, sprinkled with nutmeg and served with slightly tart stewed apple is a particular delicacy. This dish is equally good, whether served hot or cold. I would like to encourage you to try it again with an open mind, comparing it with stewed apple and plain custard. My bet is that you will actually like the semolina version better than the custard version.
In my opinion, the widespread dislike of semolina is founded on social pressures experienced early in life, and is not based on reality. It is a living example of the famous "group pressure" experiment conducted by the psychologist Solomon Asch. [Reference: "Social Psychology", sixth edition, by David G Myers. Chapter 6, pp 214-216.]
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Richard Chambers - 21 May 2009 12:24 GMT >> Hmm... I like brussels, I can eat broccoli and bok choy, and, if it is >> pickled or raw, I can just about eat cabbage. However, I can semolina and [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > psychologist Solomon Asch. [Reference: "Social Psychology", sixth edition, > by David G Myers. Chapter 6, pp 214-216.] A more convenient reference to the Asch experiment:-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asch_conformity_experiments
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Robert Bannister - 22 May 2009 01:41 GMT >> Hmm... I like brussels, I can eat broccoli and bok choy, and, if it is >> pickled or raw, I can just about eat cabbage. However, I can semolina and [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > psychologist Solomon Asch. [Reference: "Social Psychology", sixth edition, > by David G Myers. Chapter 6, pp 214-216.] There's a bit more to it than social pressure. Back in the 40s and early 50s, school dinners(1) were truly awful. It wasn't just the cooks(2), but the quality of food available - I'm pretty sure that we were given all that stuff that the government had been storing in mine shafts for who knows how long. It certainly wasn't just semolina, sago and tapioca that I learned to dislike at school - I couldn't eat potatoes until I was nearly twenty because for me spuds always contained nasty, hard, black bits.
(1) I am talking about my early days in England. (2) In the late 50s, my mother became an assistant school cook and discovered wide-spread stealing of the good bits by the cooking staff in a number of schools. By the time I became a teacher myself in 1964, English school dinners had improved immensely.
One of my early memories (c. 1947) is of being smacked by a teacher for saying I liked the rabbit: "It's pork", she said, "I don't want to hear anymore nonsense about rabbits." Quite apart from the fact that a rabbit's collar bone is distinctive, I really liked rabbit, so I was very hurt.
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Leslie Danks - 22 May 2009 08:22 GMT [...]
> There's a bit more to it than social pressure. Back in the 40s and early > 50s, school dinners(1) were truly awful. It wasn't just the cooks(2), [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > was nearly twenty because for me spuds always contained nasty, hard, > black bits. That was coal. You should have taken it home to help the family budget.
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Amethyst Deceiver - 22 May 2009 14:13 GMT > Semolina is excellent for anybody who is prepared to put his schoolday > prejudices behind him, and who is able to forget the effects of group [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > custard. My bet is that you will actually like the semolina version better > than the custard version. I've tried. I also tried a fabulous rice pudding at a friend's wedding - it was studded with dried fruit and pistachios, baked in mildly spiced milk. It looked lovely, it smelt lovely, and I took a bowlful thinking "I'm not at school, this looks lovely, I shall enjoy it."
I didn't. It's not the taste, I realised, it's the texture.
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Robin Bignall - 22 May 2009 21:52 GMT >> Semolina is excellent for anybody who is prepared to put his schoolday >> prejudices behind him, and who is able to forget the effects of group [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > >I didn't. It's not the taste, I realised, it's the texture. One of the few advantages of growing up on a council estate was that the school was in its centre and everybody could walk home for lunch (which we'd call "dinner"), even though for some the walk took 30 minutes. There were, therefore, no facilities for school lunches (with one exception) and any food prejudices I have were picked up at home. Back in the late 1940s and early 1950s most women didn't work, despite the contribution they made to the war effort, so most kids had someone at home in the middle of the day. The exceptions to the "no lunches" rule were for kids who had had their fathers killed or severely incapacitated during the war and they got free lunches. There were only a couple of dozen in a school of approximately 600 boys.
I rather liked my mother's milk puddings with rice or semolina. I don't think I've ever tried sago.
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James Hogg - 22 May 2009 22:26 GMT >I rather liked my mother's milk puddings with rice or semolina. I >don't think I've ever tried sago. Start a pudding race.
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Paul Wolff - 23 May 2009 00:35 GMT >Robin Bignall <docrobin@ntlworld.com> wrote > >>I rather liked my mother's milk puddings with rice or semolina. I >>don't think I've ever tried sago. > >Start a pudding race. Isn't that the chieftain's job?
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Richard Bollard - 25 May 2009 03:18 GMT >>I rather liked my mother's milk puddings with rice or semolina. I >>don't think I've ever tried sago. > >Start a pudding race. Don't start until we sago.
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Peter Ward - 22 May 2009 23:21 GMT >>> Semolina is excellent for anybody who is prepared to put his schoolday >>> prejudices behind him, and who is able to forget the effects of group [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] >I rather liked my mother's milk puddings with rice or semolina. I >don't think I've ever tried sago. Rice, tapioca and sago (which is much the same as tapioca in its seed pearl form) are fine, but I've never really liked semolina. It's the texture, too gritty.
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Bob Martin - 23 May 2009 07:15 GMT >>I rather liked my mother's milk puddings with rice or semolina. I >>don't think I've ever tried sago. > >Rice, tapioca and sago (which is much the same as tapioca in its seed >pearl form) are fine, but I've never really liked semolina. It's the >texture, too gritty. I'm with you on that, but my favourite milk pud has always been macaroni.
Garrett Wollman - 23 May 2009 07:18 GMT >I'm with you on that, but my favourite milk pud has always been macaroni. This causes a bit of cognitive dissonance for those of us whose default meaning of "pud" is slang for the pudendum.
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CDB - 23 May 2009 15:17 GMT >> I'm with you on that, but my favourite milk pud has always been >> macaroni. > > This causes a bit of cognitive dissonance for those of us whose > default meaning of "pud" is slang for the pudendum. Male pudendum, specifically? I've always assumed that was short (sorry) for "pudding", in its alternative meaning of "sausage". Voilà du boudin.
james - 23 May 2009 17:41 GMT >>> I'm with you on that, but my favourite milk pud has always been >>> macaroni. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >(sorry) for "pudding", in its alternative meaning of "sausage". Voilà >du boudin. Pudenda means the last helping of trifle.
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James Hogg - 23 May 2009 22:09 GMT Quoth james <james@marage.demon.co.uk>, and I quote:
>>>> I'm with you on that, but my favourite milk pud has always been >>>> macaroni. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >Pudenda means the last helping of trifle. That's nothing to be ashamed of.
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Frank ess - 23 May 2009 16:57 GMT >> I'm with you on that, but my favourite milk pud has always been >> macaroni. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > -GAWollman Prolly should be "pood"?
I'm a little disoriented by that useage of "cognitive dissonance"; it has face value, but I don't feel a strong drive to reconcile my understandings of pudding and crotch. They coexist comfortably.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance
Of course my apprehension is tainted by long, fun years studying psychology as an almost-science.
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Peter Ward - 23 May 2009 08:22 GMT >>>I rather liked my mother's milk puddings with rice or semolina. I >>>don't think I've ever tried sago. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >I'm with you on that, but my favourite milk pud has always been macaroni. I always associate that with cheese, I'd forgotten about macaroni milk pudding.
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Robert Bannister - 23 May 2009 00:30 GMT > There were, therefore, no facilities for school lunches > (with one exception This must have been unusual. For a while (c. 1945), I went to a 2-teacher school in Whittlesford (just outside Cambridge). They had no facilities, but school lunches were brought in from somewhere else. They were horrible, but there were there.
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Robin Bignall - 23 May 2009 22:29 GMT >> There were, therefore, no facilities for school lunches >> (with one exception [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >facilities, but school lunches were brought in from somewhere else. They >were horrible, but there were there. I think that's how they did it at my school. By "no facilities" I meant no kitchen.
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Don Aitken - 23 May 2009 23:05 GMT >>> There were, therefore, no facilities for school lunches >>> (with one exception [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >I think that's how they did it at my school. By "no facilities" I >meant no kitchen. Such arrangements were common. The canteen at the grammar school I attended supplied precooked meals to a number of smaller schools in the area, including the one where my father was headmaster. On the premises, there were three sittings, two for our school and one for the infants and junior schools just down the road.
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Garrett Wollman - 24 May 2009 02:17 GMT >>I think that's how they did it at my school. By "no facilities" I >>meant no kitchen. > >Such arrangements were common. Still are -- indeed that also is the way most "fast casual" restaurants and many convenience-food outlets[1] operate. In most of those cases, and in many school systems, the food is wholly or partially prepared in an off-site commissary and delivered daily to each location. This allows the operators to ensure a better-standardized product, and reduces the real-estate cost of operating a full kitchen at each location.
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[1] Starbucks, Dunkin' Donuts, some sandwich shops, and so on.
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Amethyst Deceiver - 24 May 2009 13:41 GMT >>>I think that's how they did it at my school. By "no facilities" I >>>meant no kitchen. [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >better-standardized product, and reduces the real-estate cost of >operating a full kitchen at each location. But those 'fast-casual' restaurants still have a kitchen of some kind. The schools - my son's is one - have no kitchen. The food is delivered hot, kept warm in a serving station trolley thing and served up.
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Garrett Wollman - 20 May 2009 05:21 GMT >> But broccoli, kale, cabbage, bok choy, mustard greens and brussels >> sprouts are brassica, green, and edible. > >Only under certain definitions of "edible". I've eaten all[1] of them at some point, some as recently as yesterday, and I'm still alive (or so it seems).
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[1] Except probably Brussels sprouts, but can't be sure about that.
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Evan Kirshenbaum - 20 May 2009 06:15 GMT >>> But broccoli, kale, cabbage, bok choy, mustard greens and brussels >>> sprouts are brassica, green, and edible. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > I've eaten all[1] of them at some point, some as recently as > yesterday, and I'm still alive (or so it seems). I think that "edible" is more than simply "not lethal". I'm not sure it necessarily goes as far as "provides nutrition when eaten", but it's somewhere in that direction.
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Robin Bignall - 20 May 2009 22:13 GMT >>>> But broccoli, kale, cabbage, bok choy, mustard greens and brussels >>>> sprouts are brassica, green, and edible. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >it necessarily goes as far as "provides nutrition when eaten", but >it's somewhere in that direction. My sons, too, would question the "edible" description. They're of the baked-beans-with-everything generation. (Back in the late 1970s we hired a babysitter for the baby and took said son, then in mid-teens, to a very nice restaurant in Paris, where he raised eyebrows by asking for ketchup. But I digress.)
Apart from nutrition, those greens provide roughage, which I'm told is pretty essential for those of you with colons.
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Robert Bannister - 21 May 2009 01:51 GMT >>> But broccoli, kale, cabbage, bok choy, mustard greens and brussels >>> sprouts are brassica, green, and edible. >> Only under certain definitions of "edible". > > I've eaten all[1] of them at some point, some as recently as yesterday, > and I'm still alive (or so it seems). But you're grown up. A teenager would simply die.
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R H Draney - 21 May 2009 03:44 GMT Robert Bannister filted:
>>>> But broccoli, kale, cabbage, bok choy, mustard greens and brussels >>>> sprouts are brassica, green, and edible. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >But you're grown up. A teenager would simply die. True that...I was well into my twenties before I discovered that I actually *liked* cauliflower and broccoli, and nearly out of them before I learned the same of cabbage....r
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Evan Kirshenbaum - 21 May 2009 15:40 GMT > Robert Bannister filted: >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > actually *liked* cauliflower and broccoli, and nearly out of them > before I learned the same of cabbage....r Note that that doesn't mean that you actually would have liked them when you were younger. Broccoli was my only real food aversion when I was growing up. I couldn't stand it and it ruined any dish it was in for me. You didn't have to tell me it was there and there didn't have to be much of it; it would be obvious to me on the first bite. Somewhere in my late twenties I found that I could tolerate it, and some time in my thirties I discovered that it wasn't bad at all. Still not my favorite, but I might well even take it voluntarily, and I can appreciate the flavor.
The theory I've heard is that for many of these wide-spread aversions, what's going on is that there's some nasty-tasting component that people who like the food simply can't taste, and that many people who can taste it gradually lose the ability as they get older.
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Nick Spalding - 21 May 2009 16:34 GMT Evan Kirshenbaum wrote, in <zld6bjt7.fsf@hpl.hp.com> on Thu, 21 May 2009 07:40:52 -0700:
> > Robert Bannister filted: > >> [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > people who like the food simply can't taste, and that many people who > can taste it gradually lose the ability as they get older. My father was into his seventies before he discovered that he liked cucumber after all.
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Ian Jackson - 21 May 2009 16:59 GMT >My father was into his seventies before he discovered that he liked >cucumber after all. I remember when cucumbers used to be infamous for giving people indigestion. They certainly did with me, and I just couldn't eat them. But then I believe that they 'bred it out of them', and I now find that I have no problems. Mind you, there's essentially no nutritional value in cucumbers. They're nearly 100% water.
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Evan Kirshenbaum - 21 May 2009 17:24 GMT >>My father was into his seventies before he discovered that he liked >>cucumber after all. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > find that I have no problems. Mind you, there's essentially no > nutritional value in cucumbers. They're nearly 100% water. According to a 2000 article in _HortTechnology_
http://cuke.hort.ncsu.edu/cucurbit/wehner/articles/art090.pdf
"burpless cucumbers" are simply a different variety (oriental trellis cucumbers). The conclusion of the experiment described in the paper was
... burpiness experienced by people eating cucumbers is slightly affected by the cultivar type, and by the susceptivility of the person. Oriental trellis cucumbers such as 'Tasty Bright' had a small advantage over normal-bitter and biterfree american [sic] cultivars for burpiness, but only for people suceptible to burping. The term "burpless" mainly indicates cultivars of oriental trellis type marketed in the U.S.
Todd C. Wehner, "What Are Burpless Cucumbers?", _HortTechnology_, 4-6/2000
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Don Aitken - 21 May 2009 19:34 GMT >>My father was into his seventies before he discovered that he liked >>cucumber after all. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >I have no problems. Mind you, there's essentially no nutritional value >in cucumbers. They're nearly 100% water. When I think of the hordes without no. Who've been slain by the dreaded cuco. It is quite a mistake Of such food to partake It results in a permanent slo.
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Robin Bignall - 21 May 2009 21:46 GMT >>My father was into his seventies before he discovered that he liked >>cucumber after all. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >I have no problems. Mind you, there's essentially no nutritional value >in cucumbers. They're nearly 100% water. My father used to grow cucumbers in a cold frame. They were watered by wrapping one of an old pair of fabric stockings round the roots when they were planted, and putting the other end of the stocking into a jam jar of water. It was my job, even before I started school, to fill those jam jars morning, noon and evening. During the war I remember cucumbers sold for a shilling (five new pence) apiece, which seemed quite a lot for something that was fairly horrible to eat.
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Robert Bannister - 22 May 2009 01:50 GMT >> My father was into his seventies before he discovered that he liked >> cucumber after all. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > I have no problems. Mind you, there's essentially no nutritional value > in cucumbers. They're nearly 100% water. I still like cucumber, but they and melons do give me indigestion these days, whereas they didn't when I was younger.
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R H Draney - 22 May 2009 00:55 GMT Evan Kirshenbaum filted:
>The theory I've heard is that for many of these wide-spread aversions, >what's going on is that there's some nasty-tasting component that >people who like the food simply can't taste, and that many people who >can taste it gradually lose the ability as they get older. This is the argument offered by haters of cilantro...they say it "tastes like soap", and claim that those of us who like it are unable to taste it properly....
I put it to anyone who cares to do the math...if there are two substances, and one person thinks they taste the same while a second person thinks they taste different, which person has the gustatory defect?...r
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Robert Bannister - 22 May 2009 01:53 GMT > Evan Kirshenbaum filted: >> The theory I've heard is that for many of these wide-spread aversions, [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > soap", and claim that those of us who like it are unable to taste it > properly.... My sister claims she can't breathe in a room where fresh coriander is served. She subsisted in Thailand on danish pastries.
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Evan Kirshenbaum - 22 May 2009 04:45 GMT > Evan Kirshenbaum filted: >> [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > person thinks they taste different, which person has the gustatory > defect?...r The inability to taste a noxious substance is clearly an advantage rather than a defect (unless the reason the substance is noxious is to warn that it is bad to eat)--and unless that inability causes you to force those without the advantage to be exposed to it. Much as being deaf is an advantage if you live or work in a very noisy environment, but if being deaf causes you to decide that vacuuming your house or running your bandsaw at three in the morning, your less advantaged neighbors might complain. My hearing is sensitive to some electric components--some of the lights in my house are annoyingly loud when they are dimmed. I would say that my ability to hear them is more of a defect than my family's inability to do so.
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R H Draney - 22 May 2009 06:44 GMT Evan Kirshenbaum filted:
>> This is the argument offered by haters of cilantro...they say it >> "tastes like soap", and claim that those of us who like it are [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] >they are dimmed. I would say that my ability to hear them is more of >a defect than my family's inability to do so. Point missed, I think...I can identify the taste of soap, and the taste of cilantro, and can distinguish the two...the person who claims I'm defective can only identify one "soap-or-cilantro" flavor...that's a lesser degree of discrimination....
The person who can't tell a teddy bear from a live wolverine is in no sense superior to the person who can....r
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Evan Kirshenbaum - 22 May 2009 15:32 GMT > Evan Kirshenbaum filted: >> [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > claims I'm defective can only identify one "soap-or-cilantro" > flavor...that's a lesser degree of discrimination.... My guess is that when people say that cilantro tastes like soap, what they mean is that there's some substance in both that they can taste and others can't. They're not saying that cilantro, to them, tastes like soap does to *you* (or me). Presumably they can identify a "soap-or-cilantro" flavor which, if it was isolated, you simply wouldn't be able to taste. They can discriminate it; you can't. As a side effect, you can discriminate two substances that both contain it (and other things), and they can't, because for them that's the taste that predominates.
I've participated in a similar experiment with a Chinese herbal medicine. The bottle was passed around the room and people took a sniff. For about half of us, there was no particular odor; the other half visibly cringed and a couple seemed to be controlling their gag reflex.
> The person who can't tell a teddy bear from a live wolverine is in > no sense superior to the person who can....r On the other hand, the person who can't distinguish between bitter almonds and straight cyanide has an advantage over those who can because they can't taste the cyanide in either.
In this case, a cursory search indicates that the culprit may be a substance called "linalool", which is added to soaps as a scent agent and which is the primary component of cilatro oils.
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R H Draney - 22 May 2009 16:22 GMT Evan Kirshenbaum filted:
>In this case, a cursory search indicates that the culprit may be a >substance called "linalool", which is added to soaps as a scent agent >and which is the primary component of cilatro oils. Ah, so it's soap that tastes like cilantro and not the other way round!...
By similar reasoning, I can say that peppermint, eucalyptus, almond oil and tea-tree oil all taste like soap, because I have a bottle each of those Dr Bronner's varieties in my shower....r
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Evan Kirshenbaum - 22 May 2009 17:20 GMT > Evan Kirshenbaum filted: >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Ah, so it's soap that tastes like cilantro and not the other way > round!... Yes. But there's a possibility that soap's tasting like cilantro makes cilantro taste bad because of the experience of tasting soap, which doesn't necessarily depend on that particular flavor. Lots of people have aversions to cherry syrrups because they "taste like medicine", the cherry having been added to medicines to mask other, more noxious flavors. I have a hard time with some "tutti frutti" flavors because they taste like the toothpaste my dentist when cleaning my teeth used when I was a child. And when we used rose water for a dessert at a dinner party, several people couldn't get past the fact that it "tasted like hand lotion".
So it may, indeed, be less "it tastes like soap" than "soap tastes like that".
> By similar reasoning, I can say that peppermint, eucalyptus, almond > oil and tea-tree oil all taste like soap, because I have a bottle > each of those Dr Bronner's varieties in my shower....r Sure, if those are the primary components in the *taste* of the soap and those soaps are your main referents for what soap tastes like.
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Richard Chambers - 22 May 2009 10:51 GMT > Evan Kirshenbaum filted: >> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > taste > different, which person has the gustatory defect?...r x^2 - 5x + 6 = 0 x = 2 or x = 3
3 Integral(3x^2) = 27 - 8 = 19 2 Ah, yes, I see what you mean! QED.
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Robert Bannister - 22 May 2009 01:49 GMT >> Robert Bannister filted: >>> But you're grown up. A teenager would simply die. [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > people who like the food simply can't taste, and that many people who > can taste it gradually lose the ability as they get older. Possible, but it's also possible to change one's tastes in other ways. I couldn't stand even the smell of garlic when I was younger, but I liked pepper and took quite naturally to curry. I was rather surprised, when after a particularly good curry, someone told me I stank of garlic, but thereafter I "acquired" a taste for it in other foods. Other gastronomic acquisitions occurred when I was presented with a hateful food cooked properly for the first time.
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Amethyst Deceiver - 22 May 2009 14:14 GMT > Robert Bannister filted: > > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > *liked* cauliflower and broccoli, and nearly out of them before I learned the > same of cabbage....r OldBloke has had to put aside his apathy towards broccoli and cauliflower because YoungBloke has discovered that he likes "trees" and "clouds". I'm happy because I do too, and now I get to eat them!
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Evan Kirshenbaum - 18 May 2009 15:36 GMT > Seen in Leeds Market on Saturday:- > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > NB My Spell Check (IE) has never heard of "cauli" or "caulis", Probably because it's a "universally" contracted word where you are, but not everywhere. In particular, I probably wouldn't have figured out what it meant, and it would strike me as strange even if the context made it clear.
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Mike Lyle - 18 May 2009 21:54 GMT [...]
>> NB My Spell Check (IE) has never heard of "cauli" or "caulis", > > Probably because it's a "universally" contracted word where you are, > but not everywhere. In particular, I probably wouldn't have figured > out what it meant, and it would strike me as strange even if the > context made it clear. (It's "GREENgrocer's apostrophe", dash it!)
OK, so "cauli" isn't universal. How about.. toms cues runners clems straws rahss (not so spelt, but so pron in Br) sats?
I can't think of any more, but they must be out there. Passing quickly to the florist's, how about.. daffs cars mums steph? (Hi, TsuiDef!)
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R H Draney - 19 May 2009 00:35 GMT Mike Lyle filted:
>[...] >>> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >toms >cues "Cukes" round here, if it's what I think it is....
>runners We often omit the generic portion when referring to types of beans: limas, kidneys, pintos, great northern, favas, garbanzos, adzukis....
I'm not sure whether we'd spell it "navies" or "navys"....
>clems >straws >rahss (not so spelt, but so pron in Br) >sats? ....r
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Pat Durkin - 19 May 2009 04:25 GMT > Mike Lyle filted: >> [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > "Cukes" round here, if it's what I think it is.... Cukes and zukes is what I write on my shopping list. Haven't seen either at the supermarkets, though.
Evan Kirshenbaum - 19 May 2009 04:27 GMT >> Mike Lyle filted: >>> [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > Cukes and zukes is what I write on my shopping list. Haven't seen > either at the supermarkets, though. I can guess "zukes" in context here, but I probably wouldn't out of context. I think I've seen "cukes" on signs, at least in farmers' markets. One other that you don't see on on signs is "taters" (other than in "tater tots"). I don't know anybody who actually calls them that, though.
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R H Draney - 19 May 2009 05:14 GMT Evan Kirshenbaum filted:
>I can guess "zukes" in context here, but I probably wouldn't out of >context. I think I've seen "cukes" on signs, at least in farmers' >markets. One other that you don't see on on signs is "taters" (other >than in "tater tots"). I don't know anybody who actually calls them >that, though. My mother always got a chuckle out of the semi-permanent sign outside the farmers' market on the rez: "BEEF STAKE TOMATOES"....r
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Emperor Wang - 19 May 2009 13:39 GMT > My mother always got a chuckle out of the semi-permanent sign outside the > farmers' market on the rez: "BEEF STAKE TOMATOES"....r I know a girl who lives on the hill She won't do it but her sister will She likes to boogie She do the tube stake boogie Boogie woogie baby Boogie woogie all night long
R H Draney - 19 May 2009 18:11 GMT Emperor Wang filted:
>> My mother always got a chuckle out of the semi-permanent sign outside the >> farmers' market on the rez: "BEEF STAKE TOMATOES"....r [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >Boogie woogie baby >Boogie woogie all night long ObShowingOffMyMusicalCredentials: Blow your top, blow your top, blow your top.
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Jeffrey Turner - 20 May 2009 02:29 GMT > Cukes and zukes is what I write on my shopping list. Haven't seen > either at the supermarkets, though. I believe my regular market refers to "zukes" as green squash. Zukes? Gad!
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R H Draney - 20 May 2009 02:50 GMT Jeffrey Turner filted:
>> Cukes and zukes is what I write on my shopping list. Haven't seen >> either at the supermarkets, though. > >I believe my regular market refers to "zukes" as green squash. Zukes? >Gad! In Rightpondia I imagine they're "courgs"....r
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Evan Kirshenbaum - 19 May 2009 02:00 GMT > [...] >>> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > rahss (not so spelt, but so pron in Br) > sats? No, no, no, no, no, no, and no. The only one I can think of off-hand is "cukes".
> I can't think of any more, but they must be out there. Passing quickly > to the florist's, how about.. > daffs > cars > mums > steph? (Hi, TsuiDef!) No, no, yes, and no.
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Jeffrey Turner - 20 May 2009 02:33 GMT >> I can't think of any more, but they must be out there. Passing quickly >> to the florist's, how about.. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > No, no, yes, and no. Daffs and mums for me, but no others. Spellchecker doesn't like it, tho'.
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Adrian Bailey - 18 May 2009 17:02 GMT > Seen in Leeds Market on Saturday:- > [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Richard Chambers Leeds UK. I don't mind apostrophes being used to pluralise some words that end in vowels. One example I saw yesterday was "spa's". Leaving out the apostrophe ("spas") can lead to ambiguity.
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Jens Brix Christiansen - 18 May 2009 17:14 GMT Adrian Bailey skrev:
> I don't mind apostrophes being used to pluralise some words that end in > vowels. One example I saw yesterday was "spa's". Leaving out the > apostrophe ("spas") can lead to ambiguity. My vocabulary is limited, which may be why I fail to see the potential ambiguity in your example.
Would you recommend an apostrophe to resolve the ambiguity created by the plural forms of "ellipse" and "ellipsis"?
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Evan Kirshenbaum - 18 May 2009 17:39 GMT > Adrian Bailey skrev: > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > My vocabulary is limited, which may be why I fail to see the > potential ambiguity in your example. "Spas" can be read as /sp&z/, short for "spastic" and an impolite term for an uncoordinated person. I think it's more often spelled "spaz", though.
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the Omrud - 18 May 2009 17:57 GMT >> Adrian Bailey skrev: >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > for an uncoordinated person. I think it's more often spelled "spaz", > though. Ah, I hadn't guessed that. I think "spastic" as an insult has just about died out in the UK.
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James Hogg - 18 May 2009 18:35 GMT >>> Adrian Bailey skrev: >>> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >Ah, I hadn't guessed that. I think "spastic" as an insult has just >about died out in the UK. It's still alive and well in, of all countries, Denmark.
This might amuse Jens, if no one else:
There was a misprint in the caption to a photo in a Danish newspaper. The caption should have read "Et par spadserer på en snedækket mark uden for Guiyang", meaning "A couple out walking in a snow-covered field outside Guiyang" in China. Unfortunately, they dropped the -r on the verb, with the result that the caption could be read as "A couple of spastics in a snow-covered field outside Guiyang."
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Jens Brix Christiansen - 18 May 2009 19:23 GMT James Hogg skrev:
> This might amuse Jens, if no one else: I am suitably amused.
> There was a misprint in the caption to a photo in a Danish > newspaper. The caption should have read "Et par spadserer på en [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > could be read as "A couple of spastics in a snow-covered field > outside Guiyang." It could, but that word is spelled "spassere", not "spadsere", so the reader would have to choose which spelling error to assume. I will admit that "spasser" (singular) is frequently misspelled "spadser", which could be pronounced the same way.
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James Hogg - 19 May 2009 06:58 GMT >James Hogg skrev: > [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] >that "spasser" (singular) is frequently misspelled "spadser", which >could be pronounced the same way. It was reproduced from BT in Weekendavisen under the heading Handicaphumor. I still have it on my notice board.
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Adrian Bailey - 19 May 2009 16:49 GMT > Adrian Bailey skrev: > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > My vocabulary is limited, which may be why I fail to see the potential > ambiguity in your example. By ambiguity I mean the "garden path" variety. Many people, reading a word like "caulis" or "spas", will misanalyse it (with a short vowel before the s) and be confused for a shorter or longer time. Also, in the case of "spas" I think some sellers prefer to avoid the associations that the apostrophe-less spelling creates.
> Would you recommend an apostrophe to resolve the ambiguity created by the > plural forms of "ellipse" and "ellipsis"? No, and I can't think of a context in which there would be ambiguity.
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Adrian Bailey - 19 May 2009 16:49 GMT > Adrian Bailey skrev: > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > My vocabulary is limited, which may be why I fail to see the potential > ambiguity in your example. By ambiguity I mean the "garden path" variety. Many people, reading a word like "caulis" or "spas", will misanalyse it (with a short vowel before the s) and be confused for a shorter or longer time. Also, in the case of "spas" I think some sellers prefer to avoid the associations that the apostrophe-less spelling creates.
> Would you recommend an apostrophe to resolve the ambiguity created by the > plural forms of "ellipse" and "ellipsis"? No, and I can't think of a context in which there would be ambiguity.
Adrian
Jeffrey Turner - 20 May 2009 02:36 GMT >> Adrian Bailey skrev: >> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > case of "spas" I think some sellers prefer to avoid the associations > that the apostrophe-less spelling creates. What's a "spa" that you would buy at a farmers' market?
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Adrian Bailey - 20 May 2009 17:32 GMT >>> Adrian Bailey skrev: >>> [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > What's a "spa" that you would buy at a farmers' market? Nothing. A spa is something that you might buy from someone who sells spas.
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