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> BrE filted:
[...]
>> We are expected to guess the standard sarcastic question that the
>> woman has just asked: "Were you raised in a barn?".
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> open...he calls angrily to his son "Jesus Christ, were you *born* in
> a barn?"...
Even more pointed in the British version: the insular form of the
challenge is "Were you born in a stable?"
> A cartoon of mine that makes similar use of an unstated cliche:
>
> http://members.cox.net/dadoctah/cartoons/tastelike.jpg
I remember it well...m
Bob G - 26 Jun 2009 21:28 GMT
It's not funny. I give it a 5 out of 10.
R H Draney - 27 Jun 2009 00:22 GMT
Bob G filted:
>It's not funny. I give it a 5 out of 10.
That's 5 better than I give Google Groups, which makes it impossible to tell
what it is that you don't find funny....r

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> A cartoon of mine that makes similar use of an unstated cliche:
>
> http://members.cox.net/dadoctah/cartoons/tastelike.jpg
Chickens are relatively recent (about 500 BC, much later in many parts
of the world). I wonder what new animals *did* taste like before
people were familiar with them.
Interestingly, the Food Network show _Food Detectives_ investigated
whether there was any truth to the notion that some animals taste like
chicken. They gave two panels of judges (one made up of interns
working on the show and one made up of professional chefs) four dishes
made from alligator, rabbit, frog, and guinea pig, and asked them to
identify the meat. IIRC, overwhelmingly, the interns guessed
"chicken" for all of the dishes, and the chefs were split between
identifying them as chicken and rabbit. I think maybe one of the
chefs got the frog correct and nobody got the alligator or guinea pig.
(To the embarassment of one of the chefs, who grew up in Peru, where
guinea pig, called "cui" is a common dish.)

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Prai Jei - 29 Jun 2009 21:16 GMT
Evan Kirshenbaum set the following eddies spiralling through the space-time
continuum:
> Interestingly, the Food Network show _Food Detectives_ investigated
> whether there was any truth to the notion that some animals taste like
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> (To the embarassment of one of the chefs, who grew up in Peru, where
> guinea pig, called "cui" is a common dish.)
That's because the various meats all taste of E-numbers, antioxidants,
preservatives, permitted artificial colours and flavourings, and monosodium
glutamate.

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Adam Funk - 30 Jun 2009 12:59 GMT
> Evan Kirshenbaum set the following eddies spiralling through the space-time
> continuum:
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> preservatives, permitted artificial colours and flavourings, and monosodium
> glutamate.
You think the world's supply of free-range guinea pigs has been
contaminated from the water supply?

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