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Adam Funk - 30 Jun 2009 21:14 GMT
Just portmanteau it:

    How clean is your house?

    I'm fastidious about cleanliness and personal hygiene - I simply
    hate bad smells and squalor. I owned 50 palaces, a royal record
    for England. They're all spotless of course, thanks to all the
    hoardes of servants.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2009/jun/27/is-this-it-henry-viii

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contrex - 01 Jul 2009 07:38 GMT
Seems to be quite frequent - Below is a small sample of some I found
these via Google. I also saw a page written by Roseanne Barr at
Fourwinds10.com, (which appears to be a political comment site) which
was headed "SATAN'S HOARDES ! ! ! ! The same page also mentioned a
"Republican role call" and promised a "weather forcast". Barr
commented thus: "Tell them I spell hoardes the Old English way, on
purpose, as it adds to the Harry Potter factor of the story". But the
UK is not immune:

(1)

Handling the hungry hoardes

ISLAND LIFE

Published Date: 22 April 2006
By JULIA WELSTEAD

http://living.scotsman.com/juliawelstead/Handling-the-hungry-hoardes.2769364.jp

(2)

THE HOARDES

Here is some cool 1906 Ellis Island footage of those dirty,
uneducated, job stealing, non-English speaking masses that were
flooding in to the US exactly a century ago.

http://blogs.ilw.com/gregsiskind/2007/08/the-hoardes.html

Maybe in a few years time it'll be taught in schools? (Or at least
overlooked.)
James Hogg - 01 Jul 2009 07:49 GMT
Quoth contrex <mike.j.harvey@gmail.com>, and I quote:

>Seems to be quite frequent - Below is a small sample of some I found
>these via Google. I also saw a page written by Roseanne Barr at
[quoted text clipped - 28 lines]
>Maybe in a few years time it'll be taught in schools? (Or at least
>overlooked.)

This blend of "horde" and "hoard" could well attract an initial
"w" from yet another homonym:

The brothel has made a fortune from this month's whoarde of
visitors.

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contrex - 01 Jul 2009 08:10 GMT
Divers in Anglesey search for French gold hoarde

Russell Jenkins

Divers have begun excavating the site where an 18th century vessel
foundered off Anglesey in the hope of discovering gold bullion that
the King of France sent to aid Bonnie Prince Charlie after the failure
of the Jacobite Rebellion.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6366304.ece

But wait - a possible explanation looms:

1.     hoarde

The wrong way to spell Horde [sic]

2.     hoarde

A designated faction in the World of Warcraft internet game and other
Warcraft games, often associated with the "bad" side, "hoarde" is the
opposing faction of the "alliance"

Dude, the hoarde totally rapes the alliance!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoarde
James Hogg - 01 Jul 2009 08:45 GMT
Quoth contrex <mike.j.harvey@gmail.com>, and I quote:

>Divers in Anglesey search for French gold hoarde
>
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
>
>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoarde

The etymology of "horde" once again leads us to a Turkic word,
"ordu" meaning a "camp". That was borrowed into Russian as "orda"
meaning "clan, crowd, troop", then it acquired an "h" in Polish
"horda", which spread over Europe as hordes tend to do.

The same Turkic word was borrowed into Hindustani, and from
"zabân-i-urdû" (the language of the camp) we have acquired the
word Urdu.

An English form of "Urdu" with the addition and subsequent loss
of an initial "h" is used by Cilla Black and others as a synonym
for a totally unrelated word meaning "coiffure".

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Pat Durkin - 01 Jul 2009 14:37 GMT
> Quoth contrex <mike.j.harvey@gmail.com>, and I quote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 29 lines]
> meaning "clan, crowd, troop", then it acquired an "h" in Polish
> "horda", which spread over Europe as hordes tend to do.

Shucks.  I was busy trying to relate it to "ordure" and "orders".
(Actually, the meaning "camp" isn't far removed from "order" (arranged
in rows) if you stick to a military meaning.  And then, of course,
hordes of military do tend to generate both items, in tremendous
amounts.

> The same Turkic word was borrowed into Hindustani, and from
> "zabân-i-urdû" (the language of the camp) we have acquired the
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> of an initial "h" is used by Cilla Black and others as a synonym
> for a totally unrelated word meaning "coiffure".
pdpi - 01 Jul 2009 15:50 GMT
> Shucks.  I was busy trying to relate it to "ordure" and "orders".
> (Actually, the meaning "camp" isn't far removed from "order" (arranged
> in rows) if you stick to a military meaning.  And then, of course,
> hordes of military do tend to generate both items, in tremendous
> amounts.

I think tracing the evolution from Hors d'œuvre to ordure might yield
more concrete results.
James Hogg - 01 Jul 2009 16:05 GMT
Quoth pdpi <pdpinheiro@gmail.com>, and I quote:

>> Shucks.  I was busy trying to relate it to "ordure" and "orders".
>> (Actually, the meaning "camp" isn't far removed from "order" (arranged
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>I think tracing the evolution from Hors d'œuvre to ordure might yield
>more concrete results.

The concrete quality of the results depends on what kind of
stodge makes the passage from gullet to gusset. Isn't there a
costive-living index for working this out (with a pencil)?

Anyway, I think that the invocation of a French expression
meaning "out of work" is idle speculation.

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pdpi - 01 Jul 2009 16:38 GMT
> Quoth pdpi <pdpinhe...@gmail.com>, and I quote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> --
> James

For the results to make passage to the gusset, I guess you'll find a
tag near your groin that should be near your crack.
LFS - 01 Jul 2009 18:15 GMT
> Quoth pdpi <pdpinheiro@gmail.com>, and I quote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> stodge makes the passage from gullet to gusset. Isn't there a
> costive-living index for working this out (with a pencil)?

"From gullet to gusset" - brilliant. I've stuck it on the fridge to
remind me of my diet.

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John O'Flaherty - 01 Jul 2009 14:42 GMT
>Quoth contrex <mike.j.harvey@gmail.com>, and I quote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 37 lines]
>of an initial "h" is used by Cilla Black and others as a synonym
>for a totally unrelated word meaning "coiffure".

I think "ordure" came into it right about then, too.
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pdpi - 01 Jul 2009 12:14 GMT
> Divers in Anglesey search for French gold hoarde
>
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
>
> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoarde

The "hoarde" usage naturally occurs when you can't quite make up your
mind on whether your battle cry is "For the Horde!" or "For the
(dragon's" hoard!"
Steve Hayes - 01 Jul 2009 18:35 GMT
>The "hoarde" usage naturally occurs when you can't quite make up your
>mind on whether your battle cry is "For the Horde!" or "For the
>(dragon's" hoard!"

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

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Adam Funk - 01 Jul 2009 11:56 GMT
> Seems to be quite frequent - Below is a small sample of some I found
> these via Google. I also saw a page written by Roseanne Barr at
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> commented thus: "Tell them I spell hoardes the Old English way, on
> purpose, as it adds to the Harry Potter factor of the story".

I guess that's what you call lots of customers at Ye Olde Shoppe.

> But the UK is not immune:

Right.  My original citation was from The Guardian's weekly TV
section.

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