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Skitt's Law

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Vinny Burgoo - 08 Jul 2009 11:52 GMT
From yesterday's Indie:

'Thirteen out of 20 world class university websites analysed by
Australian spelling software Spellr.us were found to have miss-
spellings of the word "university".

[...]

'Despite representing one of the UK's oldest and best educational
institutions Cambridge's website was found to have miss-spelled the
word "service" in one of its navigational bars.

[...]

'The ten most commonly miss-spelled words were: Accommodation,
technology, university, harassment, research, administration,
financial, information, association and millennium.'

<http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/higher/thirteen-out-of-20-
top-universities-misspell-lsquouniversityrsquo-on-
website-1735488.html>

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BV
Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 08 Jul 2009 13:16 GMT
>From yesterday's Indie:
>
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
>top-universities-misspell-lsquouniversityrsquo-on-
>website-1735488.html>

Brilliant!

It is all the Indie's own work. The Spellr.us media release does not
make this wonderful error.
http://spellr.us/files/spellr.us%20Press%20Release%20090707.pdf

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Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 08 Jul 2009 13:26 GMT
>From yesterday's Indie:
>
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
>top-universities-misspell-lsquouniversityrsquo-on-
>website-1735488.html>

Flying off tangentially on a broomstick.

ObSpelling:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8138665.stm

   A job centre is advertising a "witch" vacancy with tourist site
   Wookey Hole, in Somerset, for GBP50,000 a year.
   
   The witch, who has to live in the site's caves, is expected to teach
   witchcraft and magic.
   
   Wookey Hole staff say the role is straightforward: live in the cave,
   be a witch and do the things witches do.
   
   ... applicants must be able to cackle and cannot be allergic to
   cats.
   ....
   "We are witchless as the moment so need to get the role filled as
   soon as possible," said Daniel Medley from the tourist destination.
   
   "Wookey Hole wants the appointee to go about her everyday business
   as a hag, so that people passing through the caves can get a sense
   of what the place was like in the Dark Ages.
   
   "This was when an old woman lived in the caves with some goats and a
   dog, causing a variety of social ills, including crop failures and
   disease."
   
   The GBP50,000-a-year salary is pro rata, and based on work done as
   needed, largely in the summer holidays, but also at Halloween and at
   Christmas.
   ....
   It said ambitious witches looking for a "key career move" should
   arrive dressed for work armed with any "essential witch
   accoutrements".
   ....
   Under sexual discrimination law, unless Wookey Hole can provide
   "documentary proof that the original witch was female it can't issue
   a gender-specific job description".
   
   Interviews, which will involve on-site assessment incorporating a
   range of standard tasks, will take place on 28 July at 1100,
   stipulates the advert.

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Jeffrey Turner - 09 Jul 2009 01:54 GMT
> ObSpelling:
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8138665.stm

Double, double...  Cute.

>     A job centre is advertising a "witch" vacancy with tourist site
>     Wookey Hole, in Somerset, for GBP50,000 a year.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>     ... applicants must be able to cackle and cannot be allergic to
>     cats.

What if they are willing to take antihistamines?

>     ....
>     "We are witchless as the moment so need to get the role filled as
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>     dog, causing a variety of social ills, including crop failures and
>     disease."

I would expect the local farmers should complain about such a prospect.
Though it might increase employment opportunities for doctors in the
area.

--Jeff

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Hatunen - 08 Jul 2009 22:53 GMT
>From yesterday's Indie:
>
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>technology, university, harassment, research, administration,
>financial, information, association and millennium.'

"Miss-spelled".

><http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/higher/thirteen-out-of-20-
>top-universities-misspell-lsquouniversityrsquo-on-
>website-1735488.html>

At least they got it in familiar form in their URL.

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R H Draney - 08 Jul 2009 23:22 GMT
Hatunen filted:

>>From yesterday's Indie:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
>"Miss-spelled".

I wonder how far out of the top ten "minuscule" and "nauseam" placed....r

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Joe Fineman - 09 Jul 2009 01:24 GMT
> I wonder how far out of the top ten "minuscule" and "nauseam"
> placed....r

Any statement that a word is commonly misspelled is likely to elicit
the retort that if a spelling is common enough it constitutes an
alternative spelling.  However, if the definition is "not listed as an
alternative even in MWC10", then in my experience "callused" & "forgo"
are among the most common misspellings.
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Jeffrey Turner - 09 Jul 2009 01:59 GMT
> Hatunen filted:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> I wonder how far out of the top ten "minuscule" and "nauseam" placed....r

Because they count numbers and not percentages.  How does one misspell
"research"?

--Jeff

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Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 09 Jul 2009 12:00 GMT
>> Hatunen filted:
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>Because they count numbers and not percentages.  How does one misspell
>"research"?

"reasearch" or "reaserch".

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Pat Durkin - 09 Jul 2009 17:22 GMT
>>> Hatunen filted:
>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>
> "reasearch" or "reaserch".

Not "resurge" with a German accent?
John Varela - 10 Jul 2009 00:25 GMT
> >How does one misspell "research"?
>
> "reasearch" or "reaserch".

Those look more like typos than actual misspellings.  If the writer
knew the correct spelling but the fingers on the keyboard wrote
something else, then is that really a misspelling?

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Athel Cornish-Bowden - 12 Jul 2009 18:40 GMT
>>> How does one misspell "research"?
>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> knew the correct spelling but the fingers on the keyboard wrote
> something else, then is that really a misspelling?

I agree. I know perfectly well how Berkeley is spelled, but until I
taught my computer to correct it automatically it came out Berekeley
almost every time (and had done for 40 years).

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Ildhund - 09 Jul 2009 17:43 GMT
Jeffrey Turner wrote...
> How does one misspell "research"?

Or, for that matter, why do so many in Britain mispronounce it?
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tsuidf - 10 Jul 2009 00:11 GMT
> Because they count numbers and not percentages.  How does one misspell
> "research"?

Plagiarise, shirley.
Nick Spalding - 10 Jul 2009 10:59 GMT
tsuidf wrote, in
<5b6132fe-8581-47cf-bd10-e178684386da@a36g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>
on Thu, 9 Jul 2009 16:11:43 -0700 (PDT):

> > Because they count numbers and not percentages.  How does one misspell
> > "research"?
>
> Plagiarise, shirley.

Quoth Lobachevsky.
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HVS - 10 Jul 2009 11:07 GMT
On 10 Jul 2009, Nick Spalding wrote

> tsuidf wrote, in
><5b6132fe-8581-47cf-bd10-e178684386da@a36g2000yqc.googlegroups.com
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> Quoth Lobachevsky.

Let no one else's work evade your eyes.

Wonderful rhyme...

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Roland Hutchinson - 10 Jul 2009 13:10 GMT
> tsuidf wrote, in
> <5b6132fe-8581-47cf-bd10-e178684386da@a36g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Quoth Lobachevsky.

Now that we've got the Interweb, hardly anyone's work evades anyone's
eyes anymore.

Still, principle is remaining unchanged: be sure always to call it
please 'research'.

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James Hogg - 09 Jul 2009 07:23 GMT
Quoth Hatunen <hatunen@cox.net>, and I quote:

>>From yesterday's Indie:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
>
>At least they got it in familiar form in their URL.

Skitt's Law continues to operate in the comments posted on the
article. One reader wrote:

"I am in no way trying to excuse this appalling spelling; I
personally think the steady decline of our species' ability to
communicate with each other is reprehensible."

To which another person replied:

"So how many species are we talking about here? I thought there
was only one human species, but you seem to be saying there are
several, and that species A is getting worse at communicating
with species B, which is getting worse at communicating with
species C, etc."

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Athel Cornish-Bowden - 12 Jul 2009 18:45 GMT
> From yesterday's Indie:
>
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> top-universities-misspell-lsquouniversityrsquo-on-
> website-1735488.html>

A few years ago someone asked contributors to aue which words they
misspell most often. In my case the answer was "misspell" (which I tend
to spell "mispell", though logic tells me that that couldn't be right,
but never "miss-spell", which logic also excludes).

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John Varela - 13 Jul 2009 00:03 GMT
> A few years ago someone asked contributors to aue which words they
> misspell most often. In my case the answer was "misspell" (which I tend
> to spell "mispell", though logic tells me that that couldn't be right,
> but never "miss-spell", which logic also excludes).

You're not alone.  On some news group (was it aue?) it used to be
standard practice to deliberately mipsell that word in order (at
least in my case) to avoid embarrassment.

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