A New Zealand surgeon told a severely obese 44-year-old Maori woman that
she had to go on a "f.cking diet." That fat slob objects to the word
"diet," preferring instead the term "lifestyle."
_The Sydney Morning Herald_, Feb. 11, 2010
http://www.smh.com.au/world/foulmouthed-surgeon-blasts-fat-patient-20100211-ntjr.html

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Pat Durkin - 11 Feb 2010 22:02 GMT
> A New Zealand surgeon told a severely obese 44-year-old Maori woman
> that
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> http://www.smh.com.au/world/foulmouthed-surgeon-blasts-fat-patient-20100211-ntjr.html
Well, but Rey. If you had to stop f.cking, per doctor's orders, how
would you feel?
HVS - 11 Feb 2010 22:15 GMT
On 11 Feb 2010, Pat Durkin wrote
>> A New Zealand surgeon told a severely obese 44-year-old Maori
>> woman that
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> Well, but Rey. If you had to stop f.cking, per doctor's orders,
> how would you feel?
Very few people would choose a "f.cking diet" instead of a "f.cking
lifestyle".

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Skitt - 11 Feb 2010 22:21 GMT
>> "Reinhold {Rey} Aman" wrote:
>>> A New Zealand surgeon told a severely obese 44-year-old Maori
>>> woman that she had to go on a "f.cking diet." That fat slob
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> Very few people would choose a "f.cking diet" instead of a "f.cking
> lifestyle".
I'd much prefer a f.cking diet to a grapefruit diet.

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John O'Flaherty - 11 Feb 2010 22:24 GMT
>> A New Zealand surgeon told a severely obese 44-year-old Maori woman
>> that
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>Well, but Rey. If you had to stop f.cking, per doctor's orders, how
>would you feel?
But, a "f.cking diet" could mean constant coition, like "grapefruit
diet" means eat grapefruit.

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John
Jerry Friedman - 12 Feb 2010 00:05 GMT
> >> A New Zealand surgeon told a severely obese 44-year-old Maori woman
> >> that
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> But, a "f.cking diet" could mean constant coition, like "grapefruit
> diet" means eat grapefruit.
I was thinking it meant you could eat nothing but... never mind.
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Jerry Friedman
Reinhold {Rey} Aman - 12 Feb 2010 02:09 GMT
> Reinhold {Rey} Aman wrote...
>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> Well, but Rey. If you had to stop f.cking, per doctor's orders,
> how would you feel?
f.cked. I'd either switch doctors or engage in gamahuche.
(Of course, if I were English, I'd enjoy switching doctors and nurses,
if you know what I mean.)

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~~~ Reinhold {Rey} Aman ~~~
John - 12 Feb 2010 00:44 GMT
I can see where the surgeon's coming from.
Diet or Lifestyle, it'd be important for the woman to change what she
eats anyway (to something healthier).
Diet would emphasize what she eats, and "Lifestyle" would include a
change in diet.
R H Draney - 12 Feb 2010 03:13 GMT
Reinhold {Rey} Aman filted:
>A New Zealand surgeon told a severely obese 44-year-old Maori woman that
>she had to go on a "f.cking diet." That fat slob objects to the word
>"diet," preferring instead the term "lifestyle."
Maybe she's put off by the association with the Japanese parliament....r

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Christian Weisgerber - 12 Feb 2010 15:53 GMT
> >A New Zealand surgeon told a severely obese 44-year-old Maori woman that
> >she had to go on a "f.cking diet." That fat slob objects to the word
> >"diet," preferring instead the term "lifestyle."
>
> Maybe she's put off by the association with the Japanese parliament....r
No Diet of Worms jokes yet? I'm so disappointed.

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Richard Bollard - 14 Feb 2010 22:57 GMT
>A New Zealand surgeon told a severely obese 44-year-old Maori woman that
>she had to go on a "f.cking diet." That fat slob objects to the word
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>http://www.smh.com.au/world/foulmouthed-surgeon-blasts-fat-patient-20100211-ntjr.html
She should have told him that her obesity was due to having eaten so
many f.cking arrogant doctors.
The traditional Maori lifestyle/diet, wasnit?

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Nick - 20 Feb 2010 17:21 GMT
> A New Zealand surgeon told a severely obese 44-year-old Maori woman that
> she had to go on a "f.cking diet." That fat slob objects to the word
> "diet," preferring instead the term "lifestyle."
I like the way one of the participants is "New Zealand" and the other
"Maori".

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