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Vinny Burgoo - 26 Jul 2010 20:21 GMT
I was going to save this for an SDC question but I'm too itchy to know
what AUE thinks about the ASA's L'Oreal adjudication. (Also, I
couldn't think of a Bifidobacterium question that only insulted the
current French president's honesty.)

At the end of last year, L'Oreal launched a skin cream called Youth
Code. Its campaign was built around the notion that the new cream was
based on a decade and more of novel research into the ways that DNA
controls human skin's responses to external stimuli. The gist of this
research was that the skin genes (NTBCW skinny jeans) of older women
are slower to express themselves (produce the proper proteins) when
repairing skin damage than the skin genes of young women. Perhaps not-
so-novel, but never mind.

Some of L'Oreal's many Youth Code slogans:

developed from gene science
derived from gene science
derived from 10 years of gene science
inspired by the science of genes

That last one has been used in TV ads aimed at the UK market. (I saw
one last night, which is why I got interested.) A few people
complained to the UK's Advertising Standards Authority. Here's the
ASA's adjudication:

http://www.asa.org.uk/Complaints-and-ASA-action/Adjudications/2010/7/LOreal-%28U
K%29-Ltd/TF_ADJ_48743.aspx


Not upheld.

This was the complaint: 'Four viewers challenged whether the claim
"Inspired by the science of genes" was misleading because it implied
the product had a basis in genetic science.'

This is why the complaint was rejected by the ASA:

(a) L'Oreal did do some gene-based research,

(b) consumers wouldn't think that 'inspired by' meant 'had a basis
in',

(c) moisturizing agents were included in the product.

Nnnk?!

It's probably true that most adwatchers did see through the 'inspired
by' tosh but that doesn't make it right. If you're going to legislate
against... bla bla bla. I'm sure you can fill in the blanks. Here's
some links:

http://www.thescienceofgenes.co.uk/
(L'Oreal microsite puffing its 'gene science')

http://www.cosdna.com/eng/cosmetic_206531881.html
(the new skin cream's ingredients)

http://genome.jgi-psf.org/biflo/biflo.home.html
(what Bifidobacterium longum is)

--
VB
Why smear fermented faecal bacteria on your face? Because you're worth
it!
CDB - 26 Jul 2010 21:38 GMT
> I was going to save this for an SDC question but I'm too itchy to
> know what AUE thinks about the ASA's L'Oreal adjudication. (Also, I
[quoted text clipped - 40 lines]
>
> Nnnk?!

Yes, could you expand on the nnnkiness of that last item?  In my
ignorance I can see no obvious link between the moisturisers and the
genepool.  I note with alarm that the first-listed ingredient, a
solvent, has a safety-rating of only two green spots out of five.

> but
> It's probably true that most adwatchers did see through the
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
> Why smear fermented faecal bacteria on your face?

Think of a billion Snoopies dancing the conga to the Ode to Joy, up
and down *your* wrinkles.

> Because you're worth it!

Or a skilled shoplifter.
Vinny Burgoo - 27 Jul 2010 20:08 GMT
[...]
> > This is why the complaint was rejected by the ASA:
>
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> ignorance I can see no obvious link between the moisturisers and the
> genepool.  

Perhaps an analogy would help. If I sponsor research that finds that
eating prunes causes cancer and I want to sell a product under the
banner 'Inspired by cancer research', one legitimate option, in the
eyes of the ASA, would be to sell paint that makes prunes look like
plums.

> I note with alarm that the first-listed ingredient, a
> solvent, has a safety-rating of only two green spots out of five.

Dangerous stuff that DHM.

[...]

> > Why smear fermented faecal bacteria on your face?
>
> Think of a billion Snoopies dancing the conga to the Ode to Joy, up
> and down *your* wrinkles.

OK. Now what?

> > Because you're worth it!
>
> Or a skilled shoplifter.

Take everything in your stride.

--
VB
CDB - 28 Jul 2010 13:28 GMT
> [...]
>>> This is why the complaint was rejected by the ASA:
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> eyes of the ASA, would be to sell paint that makes prunes look like
> plums.

Ah, it makes you look fertile.

>> I note with alarm that the first-listed ingredient, a
>> solvent, has a safety-rating of only two green spots out of five.
>
> Dangerous stuff that DHM.

O?

> [...]
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> OK. Now what?

Smile wrinkles.  Far more attractive.  There was a series of TV glue
commercials in Argentina in the sixties featuring old-fashioned movie
mayhem.  Cowboys would trash the saloon, or Frankenstein would rampage
through the lab, and then the survivors would look at each other and
say, in heavily-accented English with Spanish subtitles, "Andè naow
whaat/¿Y ahora qué?".  So I was briefly tempted to reply "Now,
Poxipol!" and brief is all it takes.

Gosh, progress.  I'm sure at least some the ones I saw were talkies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzhSd3qTZAs

>>> Because you're worth it!
>>
>> Or a skilled shoplifter.
>
> Take everything in your stride.

Tsk.  Not to be taken internally.
Vinny Burgoo - 28 Jul 2010 22:57 GMT
[..]
> > Dangerous stuff that DHM.
>
> O?

O-ptional.

> >>> Why smear fermented faecal bacteria on your face?
>
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>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzhSd3qTZAs

¡Oy! ¡Poxipol! Where was the catchphrase?

> >>> Because you're worth it!
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>  Tsk.  Not to be taken internally.

Simplicity itself.

--
VB
CDB - 29 Jul 2010 02:57 GMT
[Burgoo on goo]

>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzhSd3qTZAs
>
> ¡Oy! ¡Poxipol! Where was the catchphrase?

Right at the end, but time marches on.  Now it's just (la señora,
clutching cheek), "¿Y ahora?"; magic formula (don't know if the
abracadabra is Argentine or imported); and mover (in an American
accent), "Poxipol!"

Speaking of slathering it on, The Hon. Tony Clement, under fire for
being the mouth of Sauron in the matter of the mugging of next year's
census, and still being hooted at for the tons of pork he injected
into his riding on the occasion of the recent Police Brutality Summit
in Ontario, was briefly shown in a new light when he threw himself
into troubled waters last weekend to rescue a lady floating by his
cottage in distress.

Since he didn't manage the job, having indeed to be pulled from the
waves himself, it was amazingly lucky that friends and family, who
presumably know him better than I want to, were stationed downstream
to effect the final rescue, after the lady, or Jenny,  had
providentially discovered that she could stay alive a little longer by
floating on her back.

The incident, which had IMO the unmistakable smell of PMO, seems to
have sunk without much of a trace.

<http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/ottawa-notebook/the-reviews-are-in-
and-they-are-not-kind-to-tony-clement/article1654547/
>

[pennies for the gal]
tony cooper - 29 Jul 2010 20:59 GMT
>[Burgoo on goo]
>>
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>>
>[pennies for the gal]

Have you been taking writing lessons from Mr Lyle?

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Tony Cooper - Orlando, Florida

CDB - 30 Jul 2010 00:42 GMT
>> [Burgoo on goo]
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 30 lines]
>
> Have you been taking writing lessons from Mr Lyle?

<blush> You're too kind.  No, I mean that.  Oh.
tony cooper - 30 Jul 2010 04:04 GMT
>>> [Burgoo on goo]
>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 32 lines]
>>
><blush> You're too kind.  No, I mean that.  Oh.

It was a compliment of the highest order.

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Tony Cooper - Orlando, Florida

CDB - 30 Jul 2010 21:40 GMT
>>>> [Burgoo on goo]
>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 34 lines]
>>
> It was a compliment of the highest order.

Thus my crestfallen incredulity, after the first flush.

I have been rereading some of the earliest Nero Wolfe mystery novels,
looking for a passage where Archie thinks that some evidence he got
from a witness ought to acceptable to Wolfe because he "didn't pull
her leg for it".  That's an interesting and now-uncommon use of the
idiom, to mean "deceive" or "trick" instead of the more usual "kid",
"wind up", or "take the mickey (out of)".  Michael Quinlon won't
commit himself to much, at the first URL, but one VS Prasad at
answerbag has written a nice short piece on the subject.

http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-pul2.htm

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/449905
tony cooper - 30 Jul 2010 22:30 GMT
>>>> Have you been taking writing lessons from Mr Lyle?
>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>>
>Thus my crestfallen incredulity, after the first flush.

I was not pulling your chain, but you seem to have.

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Tony Cooper - Orlando, Florida

CDB - 31 Jul 2010 00:10 GMT
>>>>> Have you been taking writing lessons from Mr Lyle?
>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> I was not pulling your chain, but you seem to have.

The bells!  The bells!
Mike Lyle - 30 Jul 2010 22:32 GMT
>>>> [Burgoo on goo]
>>>>>
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>>
> It was a compliment of the highest order.

I'm lost for...er...what are those things I'm lost for called?

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Mike.

Robin Bignall - 31 Jul 2010 21:04 GMT
>>>>> [Burgoo on goo]
>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 36 lines]
>
>I'm lost for...er...what are those things I'm lost for called?

Young Joey could tell you.
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Robin Bignall
(BrE)
Herts, England

Vinny Burgoo - 29 Jul 2010 21:09 GMT
[...]

> Speaking of slathering it on, The Hon. Tony Clement, under fire for
> being the mouth of Sauron in the matter of the mugging of next year's
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
> <http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/ottawa-notebook/the-revi...>

Let's see what we can do about that. The alleged dam (which would
probably be an alleged weir in English English usage) gets four stars
for comfort at The International Guide to Places to Make Love
Outdoors.

http://www.outdoorlovemap.com/listing/port-sydney-dam

The weir/dam is said to be a natural for the 'reverse cowgirl & toe
pull combo'.

--
VB
Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 29 Jul 2010 21:26 GMT
>[...]
>
[quoted text clipped - 27 lines]
>The weir/dam is said to be a natural for the 'reverse cowgirl & toe
>pull combo'.

Which I have never heard of. Enlightenment:
http://www.advices.vaty.net/2006/10/sex-tricks-hes-never-been-treated-to.html

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Peter Duncanson, UK
(in alt.usage.english)

Peter Brooks - 29 Jul 2010 21:38 GMT
On Jul 29, 10:26 pm, "Peter Duncanson (BrE)" <m...@peterduncanson.net>
wrote:

> >The weir/dam is said to be a natural for the 'reverse cowgirl & toe
> >pull combo'.
>
> Which I have never heard of. Enlightenment:http://www.advices.vaty.net/2006/10/sex-tricks-hes-never-been-treated...

I was equally naive on this topic. The cowgirl would need to be sure
that her companion did not suffer from gout. The procedure described
would undoubtedly render a gouty groper even more testy than usual.

It's interesting that 'testy' seems to be the most apt word for the
behavioural symptoms of gout - though I've found that this is not a
topic that the gouty thank one for raising.
Mike Lyle - 29 Jul 2010 22:52 GMT
[...]

>> Let's see what we can do about that. The alleged dam (which would
>> probably be an alleged weir in English English usage) gets four stars
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> Which I have never heard of. Enlightenment:
> http://www.advices.vaty.net/2006/10/sex-tricks-hes-never-been-treated-to.html

Ah, "enabling the poorest of the poor to improve their own lives": one
can hardly demur. And being "between vagina and amis"  sounds like an
easy choice to me. (I'm tempted to guess which novelist arranged that
typo, but he might sue.)  Any cowgirl reading this should avoid the
ingrown nail on my left big toe, though: that could ruin a beautiful
friendship.

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Mike.

Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 29 Jul 2010 22:56 GMT
>[...]
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
>ingrown nail on my left big toe, though: that could ruin a beautiful
>friendship.

If you are ever set/sat upon by a cowgirl watch out for her spurs.

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Peter Duncanson, UK
(in alt.usage.english)

Richard Bollard - 30 Jul 2010 04:55 GMT
...

>If you are ever set/sat upon by a cowgirl watch out for her spurs.

Cue: The Farrelly Brothers (leading exponents of Country and
Western-Suburbs music)

I knew a western lady
She loved the way I walked
She loved the jingle-jangle of my spurs
(yee-ha!)
I used to sit her on my knee
And stories I would tell
And these were the words my true love said to me
(two three four)
Wearing your spurs
Wearing your spurs
Wearing your spurs too high
(yee-hah!)
She said you give me a thrill
When I sit on your knee
'Cause you're wearing your spurs too high.
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Richard Bollard
Canberra Australia

To email, I'm at AMT not spAMT.

CDB - 30 Jul 2010 00:43 GMT
[making love near water]

>> The weir/dam is said to be a natural for the 'reverse cowgirl & toe
>> pull combo'.
>
> Which I have never heard of. Enlightenment:
> http://www.advices.vaty.net/2006/10/sex-tricks-hes-never-been-treated-to.html

TLI, TLI.
Peter Duncanson (BrE) - 30 Jul 2010 11:11 GMT
>[making love near water]
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>>
>TLI, TLI.

<smile>

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Peter Duncanson, UK
(in alt.usage.english)

CDB - 30 Jul 2010 00:43 GMT
> [...]
>
[quoted text clipped - 27 lines]
> The weir/dam is said to be a natural for the 'reverse cowgirl & toe
> pull combo'.

Wonder how that would work on the way through the Port Sydney rapids.
I used to love bodysurfing the easy ones, but those look too short.

http://www.photosbygord.com/Pict0498.jpg
Athel Cornish-Bowden - 28 Jul 2010 18:39 GMT
[ ... ]

> Yes, could you expand on the nnnkiness of that last item?  In my
> ignorance I can see no obvious link between the moisturisers and the
> genepool.  I note with alarm that the first-listed ingredient, a
> solvent, has a safety-rating of only two green spots out of five.

Yes, but what does the scale of ratings mean? The first-listed
ingredient is water, which one would think would rate more than two out
of five!

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athel

R H Draney - 29 Jul 2010 02:12 GMT
Athel Cornish-Bowden filted:

>[ ... ]
>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>ingredient is water, which one would think would rate more than two out
>of five!

I thought cosmetics products used "aqua" instead of "water"....r

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Me?  Sarcastic?
Yeah, right.

CDB - 29 Jul 2010 02:55 GMT
> "CDB" <bellemarec@sympatico.ca> said:
>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> ingredient is water, which one would think would rate more than two
> out of five!

That was what was so alarming.  Fish f.cking in it is the least of our
worries these days.
Athel Cornish-Bowden - 28 Jul 2010 18:37 GMT
> I was going to save this for an SDC question but I'm too itchy to know
> what AUE thinks about the ASA's L'Oreal adjudication. (Also, I
> couldn't think of a Bifidobacterium question that only insulted the
> current French president's honesty.)

You wouldn't be the first to do that, but the French president has more
serious L'Oréal-related worries at the moment, like whether the main
shareholder of L'Oréal (the second richest woman in France) was aided
in her tax evasion schemes by her connection with the former treasurer
of his party. She apparently owns an island in the Seychelles that her
advisors didn't think would interest the fiscal authorities.

> At the end of last year, L'Oreal launched a skin cream called Youth
> Code. Its campaign was built around the notion that the new cream was
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>
> http://www.asa.org.uk/Complaints-and-ASA-action/Adjudications/2010/7/LOreal-%28U
K%29-Ltd/TF_ADJ_48743.aspx

Not

> upheld.
>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> (a) L'Oreal did do some gene-based research,

Without knowing _what_ "gene-based" research they did I would say that
that was irrelevant. Also I don't know what they mean by "gene-based",
a term that is never, as far as I know, used by geneticists or
molecular biologists.

The link you quote is hopeless:

"Working with independent researchers,

who? Without this information the statement is meaningless

"L'Oréal has determined that when put under stress, certain skin genes
linked to epidermal recovery are activated

Trivial. What might be interesting wwould be the opposite. It certainly
didn't take L'Oréal to "determine" this.

"This activation is known as 'gene expression'..."

Rubbish. That is not what "gene expression" means.

> (b) consumers wouldn't think that 'inspired by' meant 'had a basis
> in',

Nonsense

> (c) moisturizing agents were included in the product.

Totally irrelevant.

I imagine Ben Goldacre (http://www.badscience.net/) will have some
comments on this in a little while.

> Nnnk?!
>
> It's probably true that most adwatchers did see through the 'inspired
> by' tosh

I doubt that.

>  but that doesn't make it right. If you're going to legislate
> against... bla bla bla. I'm sure you can fill in the blanks. Here's
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> http://genome.jgi-psf.org/biflo/biflo.home.html
> (what Bifidobacterium longum is)

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athel

Vinny Burgoo - 28 Jul 2010 23:11 GMT
On 28 July, 18:37, Athel Cornish-Bowden <acorn...@ifr88.cnrs-mrs.fr>
wrote:

[...]
> > This is why the complaint was rejected by the ASA:
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> a term that is never, as far as I know, used by geneticists or
> molecular biologists.

That was my paraphrase of the ASA's adjudication. TYhe ASA and L'Oreal
are guilty of much, but not of that.

This is an abstract of some of the independent but still somehow
L'Oreal research that inspired Youth Code:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19624730

To do with sensitive, not ageing skin. But never mind. It does show
that that poo bacteria might do something to something.

Genes must have been prodded in a separate independent inquiry.

[...]

> I imagine Ben Goldacre (http://www.badscience.net/) will have some
> comments on this in a little while.

It was on You And Yours this morning. The interviewer was sceptical
and slightly indignant; L'Oreal refused to appear or send a statement;
the man from the ASA was suavely and wholly unconvincingly suave and
unconvincing. He's got a future in advertising, that one.

--
VB
who reckons Ben Goldacre has jumped the shark
 
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