On Tuesday, in article
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> 'Twould fill with joy,
> And madness stark
> The hoi polloi!
I hadn't before realized that Gilbert would have been so crass as to use
the definite article along with "hoi polloi"; still, I suppose it
wouldn't have scanned without it!

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david56 - 07 Jul 2004 23:38 GMT
Brian {Hamilton Kelly} typed thus:
> On Tuesday, in article
> <MPG.1b54e4c6cb08551498a61d@news.individual.net>
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> the definite article along with "hoi polloi"; still, I suppose it
> wouldn't have scanned without it!
Gilbert? Crass? Wash your mouth out!
There was an old man of St. Bees
Who was stung on the arm by a wasp,
When asked "Does it hurt?"
He replied "No, it doesn't;
I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet."

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Matti Lamprhey - 07 Jul 2004 23:45 GMT
"david56" <bass.c.voice@ntlworld.com> wrote...
> Brian {Hamilton Kelly} typed thus:
> >
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> > I hadn't before realized that Gilbert would have been so crass as to
> > use the definite article along with "hoi polloi"; still, I suppose
it
> > wouldn't have scanned without it!
>
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> He replied "No, it doesn't;
> I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet."
Is that the canonical version? The last line has gone out of skew on
the treadle.
I thought it went more like this:
There was an old man of [somewhere]
Who was stung on the [thing] by a wasp;
When they asked "Does it hurt?"
He replied "Not a bit --
It can do it again if it likes."
Matti
david56 - 08 Jul 2004 18:03 GMT
Matti Lamprhey typed thus:
> "david56" <bass.c.voice@ntlworld.com> wrote...
> > Brian {Hamilton Kelly} typed thus:
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> He replied "Not a bit --
> It can do it again if it likes."
I've never seen that version. I was taught the one I quoted by my
Dad, about 40 years ago.

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mUs1Ka - 08 Jul 2004 19:12 GMT
> Matti Lamprhey typed thus:
>
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> I've never seen that version. I was taught the one I quoted by my
> Dad, about 40 years ago.
Matti's is very similar to the version I learned as a child.
There was an old man of Dundee
Who was stung on the leg by a wasp;
When asked if it hurt
He said "No, not a bit --
It can do it again if it likes."

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paul - 13 Jul 2004 23:48 GMT
>> Matti Lamprhey typed thus:
>>> "david56" <bass.c.voice@ntlworld.com> wrote...
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>He said "No, not a bit --
>It can do it again if it likes."
Not heard of those; learnt this at an early age:
There was faith healer from Deal
Who said "Although pain isn't real
If I sit on a pin
And it ounctures my skin
I dislike what I fancy I feel."

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Dave Swindell - 08 Jul 2004 19:52 GMT
>Matti Lamprhey typed thus:
>
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>I've never seen that version. I was taught the one I quoted by my
>Dad, about 40 years ago.
There once was a man from Dunoon
Who always ate soup with a fork
For, he said, "Since I eat neither flesh, foul nor fish
I'd otherwise finish too quickly".

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