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The anthropomorphic universe

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Phil C. - 17 Mar 2006 13:41 GMT
TV often uses dramatic language to pep up documentaries about the
universe - I once heard the orbit of a distant planet (fast and close
to its sun) described as "terrifying". I wonder who was terrified. But
now I see New Scientist doing the same thing -
<http://www.newscientistspace.com/article.ns?id=dn8862&feedId=online-news_rss20>
<http://tinyurl.com/znjgc>

<<The universe went through a traumatic growth spurt before it was a
billionth of a billionth of a second old...>>

<<The probe has also given physicists their first clues about what
drove that frantic expansion...>>

I wonder who was traumatised and frantic.
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Dave Fawthrop - 17 Mar 2006 14:57 GMT
|TV often uses dramatic language to pep up documentaries about the
|universe - I once heard the orbit of a distant planet (fast and close
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|
|I wonder who was traumatised and frantic.

Don't complain at us, write a letter to the New Scientist, there is a
chance it might get published.  

They have a full page of such mistakes in "Feedback" so you may get your
name included there :-)
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Robin Bignall - 17 Mar 2006 15:17 GMT
>TV often uses dramatic language to pep up documentaries about the
>universe - I once heard the orbit of a distant planet (fast and close
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
>I wonder who was traumatised and frantic.

God knows.
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Paul Burke - 17 Mar 2006 15:45 GMT
>>I wonder who was traumatised and frantic.

> God knows.

Do you think the Big Bang scared God then? A bit like when you plug
something in and there's a flash, a bang and all the lights go out?
Perhaps the Creation was an accident- not so much intelligent design, as
tune for maximum smoke?

Paul Burke
Robin Bignall - 17 Mar 2006 16:49 GMT
>>>I wonder who was traumatised and frantic.
>
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>Perhaps the Creation was an accident- not so much intelligent design, as
>tune for maximum smoke?

I hope those were merely  rhetorical questions, Paul.  I wonder if
I've used a bit of local Midlands dialect that is not commonly used
elsewhere.  When I were a lad, and something unusual happened, the
standard response to a question such as "How do you think that
happened, then?" was "God knows", meaning "I haven't got a clue".
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Phil C. - 19 Mar 2006 15:16 GMT
>>>>I wonder who was traumatised and frantic.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>standard response to a question such as "How do you think that
>happened, then?" was "God knows", meaning "I haven't got a clue".

I think that's pretty common. It's sometimes given emphasis as "God
alone knows". But I like the idea of the SNAFU theory of the universe.
It might make a lot of sense.
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Molly Mockford - 19 Mar 2006 15:23 GMT
At 14:16:11 on Sun, 19 Mar 2006, Phil C. <philstoxicwaste@fsmail.net>
wrote in <3lpq12dduredm082vtfhs1ths16u9o7svd@4ax.com>:

>>I wonder if
>>I've used a bit of local Midlands dialect that is not commonly used
>>elsewhere.  When I were a lad, and something unusual happened, the
>>standard response to a question such as "How do you think that
>>happened, then?" was "God knows", meaning "I haven't got a clue".

>I think that's pretty common. It's sometimes given emphasis as "God
>alone knows".

Or, of course, "God only knows".  Has everyone forgotten the Beach Boys
already? :-(
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Phil C. - 19 Mar 2006 15:33 GMT
>>I think that's pretty common. It's sometimes given emphasis as "God
>>alone knows".
>
>Or, of course, "God only knows".  Has everyone forgotten the Beach Boys
>already? :-(

Then there was the man who went to a fancy dress party with a condom
on his nose.
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John Hall - 19 Mar 2006 22:05 GMT
>At 14:16:11 on Sun, 19 Mar 2006, Phil C. <philstoxicwaste@fsmail.net>
>wrote in <3lpq12dduredm082vtfhs1ths16u9o7svd@4ax.com>:
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>Or, of course, "God only knows".  Has everyone forgotten the Beach Boys
>already? :-(

But "God only knows" doesn't mean the same as "only God knows", and it's
the latter which would IMO equate to "God alone knows".
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Molly Mockford - 19 Mar 2006 22:54 GMT
At 21:05:35 on Sun, 19 Mar 2006, John Hall <nospam_nov03@jhall.co.uk>
wrote in <IvM$LbEfecHEFwRb@jhall.demon.co.uk>:

>>At 14:16:11 on Sun, 19 Mar 2006, Phil C. <philstoxicwaste@fsmail.net>
>>wrote in <3lpq12dduredm082vtfhs1ths16u9o7svd@4ax.com>:
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>But "God only knows" doesn't mean the same as "only God knows", and it's
>the latter which would IMO equate to "God alone knows".

If "God only knows how I feel about you" doesn't mean "Only God knows
how I feel about you", does it therefore mean "The only thing God knows
is how I feel about you"?  Or what?

I vaguely remember that at school we were given the sentence "My sister
blew her nose" and required to insert the word "only" in every possible
position, thus:

Only my sister blew her nose
My only sister blew her nose
My sister only blew her nose
My sister blew only her nose
My sister blew her only nose
My sister blew her nose only

Versatile word, "only".
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Paul Burke - 20 Mar 2006 10:29 GMT
> Only my sister blew her nose
> My only sister blew her nose
> My sister only blew her nose
> My sister blew only her nose
> My sister blew her only nose
> My sister blew her nose only

What's the tune?
Nick Wagg - 20 Mar 2006 10:42 GMT
> > Only my sister blew her nose
> > My only sister blew her nose
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>
> What's the tune?

It could only sound like a Sousa march.
John Hall - 20 Mar 2006 11:49 GMT
>If "God only knows how I feel about you" doesn't mean "Only God knows
>how I feel about you", does it therefore mean "The only thing God knows
>is how I feel about you"?  Or what?

I think that your suggested meaning is correct - though no doubt the
Beach Boys didn't intend it to be interpreted that way. But I was being
pedantic because, after all, that's what this group is for. :)

>I vaguely remember that at school we were given the sentence "My sister
>blew her nose" and required to insert the word "only" in every possible
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
>Versatile word, "only".

Yep. Some of those raise some bizarre possibilities if the restriction
imposed by "only" was to be removed. For the fourth: my sister blew her
nose and then her ears. For the fifth: my sister blew both her noses.
For the sixth: my sister blew first her own nose and then mine.
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David - 20 Mar 2006 17:26 GMT
> >If "God only knows how I feel about you" doesn't mean "Only God
> >knows how I feel about you", does it therefore mean "The only thing
> >God knows is how I feel about you"?  Or what?

> I think that your suggested meaning is correct - though no doubt the
> Beach Boys didn't intend it to be interpreted that way. But I was
> being pedantic because, after all, that's what this group is for. :)

Being pedantic, if it is the only thing God knows, surely it would have
to be written "God knows only how I feel about you"? For support in
this contention, I refer you to your last remark, below.

> >I vaguely remember that at school we were given the sentence "My
> >sister blew her nose" and required to insert the word "only" in
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> >
> >Versatile word, "only".

> Yep. Some of those raise some bizarre possibilities if the
> restriction imposed by "only" was to be removed. For the fourth: my
> sister blew her nose and then her ears. For the fifth: my sister blew
> both her noses. For the sixth: my sister blew first her own nose and
> then mine.

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Citizen Ted - 27 Mar 2006 08:42 GMT
><<The universe went through a traumatic growth spurt before it was a
>billionth of a billionth of a second old...>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>I wonder who was traumatised and frantic.

I disagree with the assumption that scientific inquiries and
observations should be devoid of lyrical analogue. Depending on the
subject matter, most papers submitted for peer review should probably
be matter-of-fact, but when a writer wishes to engage the public, I
see no reason to make the composition palatable.

Science writers like Richard Dawkins, Carl Sagan, E.O Wilson, Steven
Pinker, Daniel Dennett, Stephen Hawking and Isaac Asimov use prose
(brilliantly at times) to engage the reader. It can make a complex
subject or rarefied context meaningful.

No one can easily grasp what a trillionth of a second is, or what 800
million light- years is.  It's even harder to get people to wrap
themselves around things like the reprentativeness heuristic or RNA
action without relating to similar functions in daily life.

As an American, I know all to well the penalty of a public poorly
educated in science. We could use more science writing that appeals to
the average reader.

And yes, expanding thousands of light-years in a trillionth of a
second is traumatic and frantic - on a human, geologic and even
galactic scale.

- TR
 
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